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excited to finally share that I have recently joined @0x9212ce55 and the talented team at @nuconstruct and we are pleased to officially announce we are coming out of stealth with our seed announcement below!
1// Excited to announce our Seed round!
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Replying to @thechosenberg
psyoped all the progressives into buying teslas and it worked too 😭 devious
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Replying to @thechosenberg
let him eat
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this guy would eat his own shit if he got attention for it
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Replying to @strait_vibinn
u wrong for this its faygo cream soda
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Replying to @mattsutaaki
as a southerner, if someone is like this it is a cry for help, they are chronically depressed
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Replying to @thechosenberg
big fake and flashy perfect personality fit
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Replying to @thechosenberg
bro kinda sounds philosophical he’s just goin thru it
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Replying to @AdamFriedland
shitting his pants and walking out could be perceived as sigma
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update: eto has accepted a full time position with an incredibly cracked team working to solve for both inclusion AND execution guarantees at the intersection of orderflow privacy and decentralized block auctions more to be said very soon but for now heads down 🙇🏻‍♂️
yesterday was officially my last day at @aori_io bittersweet moment but i'm super proud of everything we accomplished together over the last 3 years as for my next endeavors i am now open for work primarily wrt bd/partnerships or adjacent dms open
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Replying to @thechosenberg
shes clearly not mentally capable as op proclaims
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yesterday was officially my last day at @aori_io bittersweet moment but i'm super proud of everything we accomplished together over the last 3 years as for my next endeavors i am now open for work primarily wrt bd/partnerships or adjacent dms open
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embarassing fr
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this is the right answer though
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Replying to @mrnastynodrama
keto is criminal
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Replying to @RobertDownen_
this is a 30 rock skit no doubt
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Replying to @___frye
bro delet
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Replying to @dash_eats
bars
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Replying to @wijodo
imagine this is how your lordship ends what is this guys surname
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Replying to @GeorgeJourneys
theres people by me paying that per year for 4+ kids each to attend prep school just to get into a local state school like??? 😭
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Replying to @abs_sweetmarie
she walt on my goggins
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Replying to @tenobrus
straight to jail
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Replying to @affirmanyway
run very far very fast
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Replying to @zeta_globin
dont they occasionally go down from time to time? should be back up at some point
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Replying to @suitman
guess hed rather sell adspace to serial scammers and hackers then f500 companies. I’m sure this will work out well for him
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Replying to @bennpeifert
lot of these guys fell from the paypal mafia tree or tiger global for example etc etc look at what theyre all doing now, either in jail or influencing us politics. time is a flat circle
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Replying to @basedalexandoor
TIL her aunt is christine blasey ford lmfaooo
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Replying to @thechosenberg
least deranged sauvage wear-er
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Replying to @ExistentialEnso
kinda based tbh
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Replying to @thechosenberg
1. Japanese 2. Italian 3. Mexican
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Replying to @thechosenberg
honk
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more of who exactly?
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Replying to @LandsharkRides
non zero chance orangutans could be doing this right now and we may not know
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Replying to @DINGOJOHNS0N
great song though gotta hand it to em
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good luck lol that shit going to 0 bruv
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ACL confirmed torn 😓 prob get the surgery in October/November wont even be able to start jogging again until Feb/April of next year. Pretty bummed out rn.
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Replying to @realJaredGilman
watched one of these types of movies on lsd once was laughing so hard the entire time its called ghostshark
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Replying to @eastvillageguy
"he was never good enough to play at rutgers"
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theyre just running out of things to complain about
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Replying to @thechosenberg
new hill staffer from rural alabama just dropped
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Replying to @tokyosunbather
typhoid
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are you sure
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i went to alternative school in 8th grade where teachers were all ex military and ttr (trained to restrain) highly possible this is whats happening here
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Replying to @jennykleeman
oh look it's EAs acting like fucking weirdos again
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Replying to @gayest_tone
you dont know the half of it lmao
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surgery yesterday was successful, toes on my non injury side are tingling pretty bad but maybe the nerve block idk im in a bit of pain but the meds/ice machine are helping. thanks to everyone who offered their kind words and support 🫶🏻
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Replying to @CaucasianCFA
this guy understands the assignment
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yup, law enforcement and federal agents have never respected the boundaries of personal property
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Replying to @pitdesi
based
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Replying to @ejkop
holy based norm
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Replying to @ElSandifer
they hate that you're right
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Replying to @milkshapes
they had gamecube tho and big mutha truckers which was good enough for me
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Replying to @SolBrah
running >5k daily is pretty much a no brainer. highest return on overall health for 30 minutes of your time
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why would you embarrass yourself like this
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you can tell hes been drinking hard the whole vacation from all the fresh scabs on his body
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she had 0 equity as a founder? no board seat? whole thing sounds weird
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Replying to @coldhealing
new wojack just dropped
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Replying to @thechosenberg
this dude is obviously porn brained comparaing being vocal to a porn star vibe but also doesnt elaborate on how he went about it, i also dont think its a big deal to bring it up considering having roomates
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Replying to @GeorgeJourneys
i assume theyll prob do that anyway. levels of wealth that are completely unfathomable to me
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Replying to @cole0x
congrats guys 🙏🏻
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Replying to @johnarnold
almost like chinese laborers are paid way less or something
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Replying to @thewallabechamp
they crushed it on champion sound fr
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Replying to @bitfloorsghost
least chaotic philly exchange
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Replying to @macyagilliam
Santos, who was previously flanked by a bunch of folks here, has moved seats because someone said to him, “The act of homosexuality is a sin and it should be illegal.”
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Replying to @megigogi
virginia is absolutely the south
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Replying to @PatrickJBlum
because larry summers is on the board now
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how does it feel to have never felt a womans touch
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they live in homes from the 70s and drive station wagons
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Replying to @kostekcanu
yes actually
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Replying to @GRITCULT
like the nfl hall of famer tony gonzalez?
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Replying to @skooookum
magnesium
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Replying to @paulg
agree, in my toughest moments ive realized that solving my problems at the root begins with a lack of agency on my end. when you feel like you cant do anything just do something worth doing and allow yourself to feel proud that you are taking the first step where many give up
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Replying to @maxasteele
we also have 2 taco bell cantinas
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idk i have severe adhd and aimlessly walking is my fav thing to do i also generally loathe rationalism so idk
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Replying to @jakebrodes
this reads like Angleton
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Replying to @uncledoomer
everybody is a fucking "house flipper" now smh
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Replying to @relevantmena
trippin sack on a beach in nantucket ftw
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Replying to @KennethDredd
he only pays for canadian women to get ivf
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theyre both white belts the refs use the striped belt for scoring
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first I want to thank our incredible investors including our lead @cyberfund as well as @DCGco @Maven11Capital @greenfield_cap @edenblockvc
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Replying to @LandsharkRides
etymology of orangutan "forest person" in the 1400s a dutch explorer was told by the native malay that they could even speak but chose to refrain lest they be compelled to labor
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Replying to @mimi10v3
yes therapy is the obvious answer but i think it's perfectly acceptable to surround yourself with people/things that allow you to feel validated and secure as long as they are healthy and not potentially exacerbating any attachment issues etc
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the old covenant was already fulfilled bro but nice try
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Replying to @chillextremist
ok wes anderson
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Replying to @stephendpalley
what if you’re addicted to gambling
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Replying to @daremo67 @ratwell0x
just a cool guy chillin
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Replying to @KyleLDavies
good thing you don’t phew
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Replying to @SCHIZO_FREQ
hes just polish nothing to see here
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Replying to @Daniu997 @suitman
does it ever hurt choking so hard on his nuts just curious
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Replying to @tier10k
imagine suing consensys and thinking you have a chance of winning 😭 rip
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Replying to @rsalame7926
sucks man you can always sell that house on avenel farm dr
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Replying to @friendtech
god damn
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Replying to @cumweiser
horrible take
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wow didnt know this just hearing it for the first time
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Replying to @tunguz
insurance
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and a special thanks to everyone who has been super supportive to me this year so far i appreciate you all! @vaibhavchellani @AureliusBTC @0xjvrsky @proofofk @deepatalwar1 @DoaneJameson @degenroot @DougieDeLuca @Hyunxukee @mteamisloading @mostlyblocks
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