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every time u take a stimulant you are running on borrowed energy from the future, transported across the veil of time & lended to the current self at high interest rates which only begin accruing once you graduate from Stimulant High
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told this thai lady i was american and her first reaction was to tell me she was born on 9/11
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hey man just wanted to follow up and say i admired your ability after 3 drinks to persistently ask who had a bag at the super serious networking event last night
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The adderall has worn off and I’m no longer interested in designing fault tolerant distributed systems. I’m interested in ketamine.
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i stopped seeing a guy a while back cuz 100% of his crypto investments was in XRP he just texted me this im sick to my stomach honestly
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*open instagram*: *wedding pic*, *baby pic*, *proposal pic*, *a very happy couple*
*open twitter*: north korea blast rollback chain points L2 furry exploit munchables hack airdrop cryptographic integrity cabal coins airdrop tvl native yield
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hanging out in the presence of individuals with 9-5s is an extremely low vibrational experience and can permanently damage your sacral chakra. stay safe.
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if you’re 24+ it’s time to face the cold hard facts that you may never get hired again
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>8 hours of sleep
>6g creatine
>Johnson&Johnson ketamine nasal spray
>BPC-157
>white monster
>sparkly pink butt plug
>spin up docker containers
>turn on cocomelon
>100x lev long technology at the intersection of autonomous systems & decentralized finance
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16 and a half layers of AI FaceApp filters. bleach-blonde hair 3 shades too light for natural undertone with extensions from Temu. lip filler overdrawn to perfectly match egoic inflation. practiced smolder, with a tinge of vacancy. the stare of someone who’s learned to weaponize the artificial feminine. “dev to crypto pipeline”, but has never written a single line of Solidity let alone JavaScript & believes event indexing has to do with the order of getting into the club. thinks opcodes are a new type of cosmetic filler and forking main is a sex position. now selling vapid promises of wealth to a following largely gained by tweeting “never stop clicking”-adjacent slop that could be produced by the brain of a pre-pubescent monkey from the Eocene epoch. possibly in a DAO for aesthetic alignment purposes. says things like “i manifested this” after getting put on a whitelist for tits. shills a token once, deletes later. takes photos w/ yachts that 56 year old Emirati heir that hangs out at Surf Club paid for. last thing she was early to without insider info was being cryptos bonnie blue. wants to be on a panel titled web3 and women. dreams of a photo w/ vitalik also, but as a thirst trap.
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my first 4 bfs are all married with children and I am about to polish off the bag of ketamine I forgot about in the zipper part of my purse at 9:36 am in the emirates lounge at san francisco international airport
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new york is twitter
sf is linkedin
la is instagram
boston is farcaster
st louis is ethereum
vegas is onlyfans
seattle is bluesky
denver is reddit
orlando is facebook
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LMAO your coin is down 88.7% in 3 days?
god what a fucking loser
mine’s only down 72%
it’s called asset selection dumbass
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my bf started consulting w me before entering trades & at first i thought “wow that’s really sweet!” then i learned he was counter trading tf out of any sentiment i expressed. he’s up $9,800,531 since the start of the bull
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we desperately need a slur for this kind of slop so i can dislike it more efficiently and accurately
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twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether or not we’re nuking to zero & all im seeing is 9 BL alt accounts posting fat JD vance memes saying please & thank you with a lisp
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“sensitive young man with a mysterious source of income🥺👉👈” and it’s just a unemployable faggot gambling on leverage
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you don't want to trade for a living you're a washed up gifted kid turned unemployable gambling addict who hates sleeping and has a problem with authority
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milady could have changed internet culture forever if the self-anointed lore-spreader wasnt a 5’4” unlooksmaxxed incel weirdo fed jeet freak w retrognathic mandible, recessed maxilla, periorbital hyperpigmentation, & the crippling inability to speak to women over 18 (BMI/age)
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if ur mans’ (i use this term lightly) hand is this petite & smooth from never been exposed to manual labor a day in its life (derogatory) thats ur girlfriend btw (u are both LGBTQ4KHDTV)
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$14 meal (breathable air + good service added in free of charge)
new yorkers and californians kicking/screaming/crying/throwing up their lavender iced latte to re-drink it rn
Community note
This is Wulff & Konstali in Copenhagen, Denmark. The cost of this meal according to their website is $21.73 ($27.85 if you include the coffee)
nitter.app/georainbolt/st…
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i’m in the arena. i’m trying stuff. i’m GMing. i’m wagmi’ing. i’m also accelerating. my heart rate mostly. but other stuff too. i’m going monk mode. i’m making moves in silence. i’m buidling … more than just codebases. i’m -
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a lotta yall can’t run a 10 minute mile without hitting your cool raspberry flavored Beijing AC unit & somehow still got a lot to say bout the ones running 26
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interviewer: how do you approach problem solving ?
me: one time i fucked up my python env installation so badly after 2 days of debugging i just went to the apple store to get a new one .
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what do u mean u went max lev long and lost the house? anyways, i was thinking we could really use some more throw pillows. can we go to the farmers market tomorrow morning ?
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drugs ranked by how they make me feel:
1. gambling - incredible
1. adderall - insane
1. boy hole - 11/10
1. cocaine - good then bad
1. weed - bad then good
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let me understand.
i put 1k into bitcoin today.
if bitcoin goes to 122k, i make 1k
yah, ok…
nobody will get rich 😹🫵
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the elites don’t want you to know this but … you can survive off just a 13 inch screen and an M2 chip
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open ig: national gf day national gf day national gf day national gf day ariana grande national gf day
open twitter: superconductor bald base leetswap leetcode levitation LK99 SBF SF CRV superconductor 9/11 barbenheimer
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Yeah I support LGBTQ+
Leverage
Gambling
Blockchain
Trump
Quantum Resistance
+42069%
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you should be shitcoin maxxing. you should be buying coins with names that would hospitalize your grandmother built on technology which would vaporize a victorian child. you should be gambling a small house on the memetic power of cats and hats. you should be shitcoin maxxing.
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can't date a man if he has any of these
• 10k+ twitter followers
• an ex relationship of longer than 5 years
• a vaping addiction
• ever traveled to thailand
• skinny jeans
• led lights
• a degree in industrial engineering
• ethereum
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my ex is about to be a father in the apt we used to live in together a year ago and im fighting transgender allegations in a country where you can’t flush toilet paper
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the end goal isn’t van cleefs or gucci bags
it’s the simple pleasure of nobody having the slightest idea of how or where you are existing at any given moment in time
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guys it’s literally $14 using girl math!!!!
>149 Danish Krona = 140
>conversation rate 10:1 bc i don’t have time to do more math than that brings it to $14
>coffee doesn’t count
wulff & konstali in copenhagen, denmark. the cost of this meal according to their website is $21.73 ($27.85 if you include the coffee)
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prerequisites of being in crypto:
-neglected inner child
-crippling trust issues
-never got picked for dodgeball
-unresolved god complex from being former gifted kid
-learned about friendship in xbox live lobbies
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“<person you knew in high school> joined Telegram”
okay do they like drugs crypto or both
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have you ever considered the fact that you’re not original or funny or smart or witty but just unemployed enough to occasionally deploy situational memetic resonance you scraped from parasitic symbiosis with the internet
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you just had to…..
-buy trumps entire bloodline
-buy the bottom of vine post initial pump, pre vine founder video
-not sleep
-rotate from vine founder to pumpfun founder
-cont. pumpfun meta w 1st coin meta that was over within a 3.6 hour time frame
-short rune
-not sleep
-rotate into clout founder presale before the SocialFi meta ran back
-ape the biggest scam coin of last cycle before the brits woke up
-not die in chop
-while all ur vaporware went to zero in the current liquidity suck
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your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
- in the order book
- eating adderall like candy
- sipping pink monster
- in a Jupyter notebook
- creating an incriminating onchain digital footprint
- making silly little scatterplots
- gambling size on them
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in qatar you can just stay in the airport hotel w a golf simulator & squash courts during an overnight layover meanwhile jfk & lax become inhospitable after midnight bc otherwise ur fighting methheads at the baggage carousel
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it’s just an ego maxxing machine tho 😭😹 like i could push 8 plates around when i was 120 lbs , full rom not there, etc etc
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its crazy to me that the class of 2025 has absolutely no idea who KingBTC, Trapouts, topchimper, notapornfolder, 0xRacerAlt, Dr. Robert Laxative, MugabeV2, hentai avenger 66, or Dip Wheeler ever were
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“you need 8 hours of sleep” what i need is to feel the touch of a human, btc above 100k , & 1 million beers ….
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things that IMMEDIATELY disqualify men from manhood (final_approved_v6.txt)
- sunburn
- ever using an umbrella
- taking pictures on a phone
- wearing jeans
- indian
- skincare routine
- funko pops
- > 5 spotify followers
- ever consuming milk alternatives
- anime pfp
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you really can’t make any slip ups as a parent. human development is crazy like you can tell your kid “your art looks stupid” and 20 years later they are farming liquid restaking protocols
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A lady at the gym: “Oh wow! Los Angeles? Is that because of your boyfriend’s job?”
I froze.
Paused my music.
Took a deep breath.
Counted to 3.
Then I smiled.
And said:
“No. I’m flying to Los Angeles on a business trip. I’m a crypto cabal content creator. Where I shill tickers to dozens of people daily by sacrificing my soul to entities beyond your comprehension.”
Her jaw?
Dropped like every single daily candle on the PUMP chart.
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born to say “no worries! let’s circle back later”
forced to say “are you fucking retarded?”
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just received my fifth wedding invite this year while im highly levered on a 2019 macbook in a developing nation where it’s illegal to flush toilet paper
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do u ever just… catch a distant scent in the breeze that takes you back to the most carefree days of childhood unlocking a faint memory you forgot existed, only for it to blow away before fully materializing reminding you of the fragility of our very existence or nah
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we live in a society where the only free time the **average** person has is spent being shuttled on packed public transport through urban sprawl with *just* enough time at the end of the day to mindlessly ingest the slow drip of lethargic empty short form vertical content served on an algorithmic silver platter just to wake up in a claustrophobic copy paste tower block provoking the moral decay of one’s atomized existence
and … u don’t think .. virtual reality is going to go mainstream???? ???????
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what the chain you use says about what milk you get in ur coffee:
ETH: soy / oat milk
BSC: walnut milk
BASE: almond milk
SUI: flax / cashew milk
SOL: rich, creamy, unprocessed, unpasteurized, unrefined, grass fed, organic, raw, whole, non-homogenized cow milk
TRON: no milk
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