Swift’s orphan | Not a federal agent
McMurdo Station, Antarctica
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Oh man I know right? Would have been much better if a bunch of unsuspecting customers lost money on a trash product.
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why do they always throw out mathematically impossible numbers
47,000 would be roughly 5 new girls every single day from the time he lost his virginity to right now
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technically she's correct
no other generation was so incredibly retarded as to believe a career as a bikini waxer was superior to raising a family
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someone just FSH'd a Broccoli coin on Solana from a $9.5B to sub $1B in a single clip
walked off with ~$8M
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young me gets call from user. computer won’t turn on. try usual troubleshooting steps. nothing works. go to their campus across town. trace power lead from computer to power strip on floor. trace plug of power strip to… power strip.
they had plugged the power strip into itself
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If you listen to this with the sound off she seems like she’s giving a sassy pre-flight safety briefing
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When, precisely, did crypto shift from cypherpunk idealism to get-rich-quick scumbaggery?
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she kind of has a point
it sounds like she already told him exactly what she wanted and instead he bought something in the same price range that HE wanted and then acted like it was a gift to her when really it was a gift to himself
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she's either a larping dipshit because she doesn't know the correct starting positions for the chess pieces
or
she's an engagement savant because she knew putting them in the wrong starting positions would lead to a billion ACKCHYUALLYs in the replies
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Almost. Just below frame he leapt out and used a HALO chute to break his fall. Unfortunately, he landed directly on top of a fissioning nuclear reactor core.
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it's hard to root for either side in this scene because i despise both of these types of people
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200 dudes in the mountains of Andalus started the Crusades that pushed muslims out of Europe so it's nowhere near too late, but it's also a much better idea to never let it get to the point where your entire future rests on the shoulders of your 200 strongest madmen
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Unnecessary meetings serve one purpose: they make management feel important. Anyone logical quickly realizes there is little practical use for most meetings, but they’ll never go away because they make management feel good. It reminds them they are better than line employees.
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5 years ago I met this woman in a hotel bar. She was attractive for her age but had an air of desperation about her.
She had apparently recently left her husband. Bankruptcy or something.
Was great in bed, though. Very eager. Clearly hadn’t had sex in a while.
Heard she got back with her ex a couple years ago. Found this old photo of her.
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Eh, in some cases, I see it as good. Assuming the accusations are true, this is one of those cases.
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.@WakaFlocka just said in a space that he's "been studying crypto since 2001"
lesson in that
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I saw Alan Ruck (Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) in a Duane Reade once when I lived in NYC. Loved his character and wanted to tell him but I truly believe entertainers deserve privacy so I didn’t want to draw attention to him.
He wound up behind me in line so while the clerk was ringing me up, I softly whistled the tune to the song he sang while laying in bed trying not to answer Ferris’ phone call. I whistled the part that accompanied “When Cameron was in Egypt’s Land…” then waited, and a moment later he whistled back the part of the tune that accompanied, “Let My…Cameron…Gooooo…”
Was a perfect exchange.
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fat girl is annoying and fat and also fat but guys who walk up to girls and say retarded shit are far worse
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there is a follow-up video
the tl;dr is he ghosted her after this video lol
she's garbage and got what she deserved (nothing)
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“Government will surely spend this money on causes I care about better than I would.”
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A lot of you lack the ability to spot psychopaths
This is because you are an untrained normie
Only two types of people can naturally spot psychopaths: 1) schizophrenics and 2) other psychopaths
I am not schizophrenic (unfortunately) but I do have psychopath traits (confirmed by the PCL:SV)
Mamdani *is* a psychopath
To be clear, there are good psychopaths (see Dr. James Fallon)
Mamdani is *not* a good psychopath
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such people appear occasionally - though unfortunately infrequently - throughout history
Ben Franklin introduced new terms to describe electricity, such as conductors, batteries, charge, and his single fluid theory of electricity is still used
He was the only founding father to sign all four of the most important documents that led to the formation of the United States: Declaration of Independence, the Treaty of Alliance with France, the peace treaty with Great Britain in 1783, and the United States Constitution
Created the US Postal Service and was the first Postmaster General
He spoke French, Italian, Spanish, German and Latin fluently in addition to his native English
He also mapped the Gulf Stream and did a few dozen other things I can't remember
Napolean was another person like this
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I can't believe this moment was predicted over 200 years ago by the Dutch neoclassic painter Deitz Nuützen
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worrying about drowning is silly but worrying about the water running down to where the flight control electronics are and shorting them out is less silly
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fuck me I watched part of that documentary and thought to myself the girl was doomed
iirc her dumbfuck parents intentionally put her in that school as some sort of virtue signal
if they had an ounce of integrity (they clearly don’t) they would delete themselves for causing this
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this is fake engagement bait but the whole smashing your spouse in the face with wedding cake is a retarded 'tradition' that really does need to go away
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Tracy Chapman busking in Harvard Square in the 80's
Some buskers are objectively additive to the environment
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to be fair, Achilles was mostly on the offensive and Hector mostly on the defensive in that fight so Pitt had a lot more opportunities to miscalculate a hit than Bana
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I saw Jimmy Fallon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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"Guy whose job it is to get foreign workers into America has an opinion on H-1B visas"
Also, the total number of H1-B visa holders in America is ~730,000
65,000 is the annual allowance, not the total allowance
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Yeah yeah everyone is applauding @ErikVoorhees for his admittedly moving speech on the future of crypto but everyone conveniently forgets what his brother Jason did to those teenagers at Camp Crystal Lake for all those summers in the 80's.
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oh noooo i’ve been waiting for another movie where white people are cartoonishly racist and black people are victims who never do anything bad
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I’m generally against casual violence but there is something particularly cunty about hitting on a women you know is taken, especially right in front of her guy. Can’t say I feel bad for guys that get handled that way in that situation.
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I wish nothing but terrible things for that retarded whore and for her life to serve as nothing more than a cautionary tale.
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that was me
sorry for the confusion
what i meant was the girl with the penis makes exquisite lattes
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This literally happened to me, but with cocaine. While everyone else got this visible high energy boost, I got dead calm. Calmer than I'd ever felt in my life. I went and started counting things for hours and it felt amazingly therapeutic.
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you've left out the most significant part of your lore, thief
Your team stole $30M of investor funds from Zkasino and you were arrested.
After those millions were gambled away via Hyperliquid/GMX leveraged positions and laundered the via instant exchanges and crypto to cash OTCs over the past few months.
Elham Nourzai if there was a tier list for CT scammers you would be at the top.
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this is the only show i've ever watched where i was viscerally disappointed and angry at the writers with the way they ended it
to see it go from arguably the best series that ever existed to comically terrible in the final 2 seasons was incredibly unsatisfying
glad those dildos lost their Star Wars contract due to how badly they handled the end of GoT
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she astral projected into the 6th dimension and got one-shot by the Mesoamerican demon who lives there
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The United States was founded on not caring what anyone else - *especially* Europeans - thought
What you are witnessing is Americans being American
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And Slavs are white. You know perfectly well what he's saying is accurate, even if not grammatically perfectly stated, you simply chose to use semantics to try and discredit the entire claim.
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Martingale strat always works, but you need an uncapped table limit and infinite bankroll
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If you're looking for people exhibiting antisocial behavior, I would suggest a mirror.
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he’s a hyperrighteous whiny fag and all his ‘righteousness’ skews one very specific direction
every person i’ve ever know who acts like this has had a graveyard in their closet
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Pdiddy's jet is still trackable, they merely disabled the API that feeds the websites. But if you know the IP of the raw TCAS and ADS-B feeds...
Should be in Cape Verde in 3 hours or so
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