It’s over for me.
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this oppenheimer movie is way too long
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I’ve been stuck in class for the past 83 hours after this dude came in and told us last person to leave gets a million dollars
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bro robbed me out of ad revenue
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are you kidding me rn?
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this one was insane
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It was over for me that day
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Parents refuse to believe I’m not gonna be a doctor.
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kinda crazy that elon and trump waited til pride month to break up
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The best part about the FTX bankruptcy is that my account balance was actually negative $157,000 thanks to leveraged trades. Now I don't have to pay that back.
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this one was insane
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almost got me in trouble
X Blue, formerly known as Twitter Blue, has been rebranded to X Premium.
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Replying to @elonmusk
AND THEN LAUGHING IN MY FACE ??
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Startups building their tech stack
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In honor of HBO Max rebranding to Max, I made these designs for other brands
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the last OpenAI intern being promoted to CEO after every other employee joins Microsoft
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I’m about to end google’s AI on day 1
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thinking…
Twitter Blue subscribers can now upload 2 hour long videos
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andrew tate left a review on jerry’s pizza
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just got into elon’s twitter circle
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just got the chip and this popped up while finishing homework
Elon Musk’s brain chip Neuralink is set to begin human trials
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they just leaked elon musk’s keyboard
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Replying to @MrBeast
thank god 🙏🙏🙏 I rly needed to use the bathroom
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this tweet single handedly increased the vaccine stocks
I don’t sleep with vaccinated women
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I need to start telling investors that I work from my highschool’s bathroom
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Elon Musk’s tweet drafts just leaked
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I was just laid off from my job at FTX I was in charge of picking out which FTX shirt SBF would wear each day (gray or black). I made $585,000, plus I was allowed to take up to $250k from customer accounts per quarter. Does anyone know any similar roles that are hiring?
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maybe my dad was right all along
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my dad just texted me this
I was invited earlier this month to ride the titanic submarine, I said no. Kind of scary that I could have been on it
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his kid’s weird name was his twitter password this entire time
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It's so over
BREAKING: YC partner says 25% of the W25 batch have 95% of their codebases generated by AI LMAO
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when I got in trouble for taking business meetings in my school bathroom
With 2023 halfway over, what has been your favorite moment of the year so far?
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elon can finally write his kid’s name
Twitter reportedly working on allowing users to write math formulas in tweets
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for everyone wondering what he sounded like, we interviewed him yesterday too
PSA: there’s a guy named Soham Parekh (in India) who works at 3-4 startups at the same time. He’s been preying on YC companies and more. Beware. I fired this guy in his first week and told him to stop lying / scamming people. He hasn’t stopped a year later. No more excuses.
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Me pulling up google analytics to track the 1 active user on my startup's landing page
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This is a bold take.
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It’s so over bro
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Got caught but still got the private office tho
Eric Zhu
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leonardo dicaprio spotted at a library looking for answers after google got too old for him
Google turned 25 years old today
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important acronyms, according to Young Thug's lawyer: THUG - Truly Humble Under God BANG - Building Accountability, Normalizing Gentleness SMOKE - Seeking Missions Of Kindness Everywhere GANG - Great Advocates Nurturing Growth
Young thug lawyer explains that “Pushing P” stands for “Pushing Positivity” 💯😂
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stop making fun of my theatre 💔
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If this is your engineer’s set up, your company is about to make generational wealth.
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this is the billionaire version of selling your ps4 to afford rent
X is auctioning off Twitter branded items from the HQ
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I had to tell my new employee that I got banned from linkedin for being 15 years old today…
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doing my part to combat racism on twitter today
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I was excited to meet jack dorsey but after a 10 minute conversation it turned out he was a random guy with a beard lying to me the entire time
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Like clockwork
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It’s so over bro
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Parents refuse to believe I’m not gonna be a doctor.
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We literally just wanted an edit button
Elon Musk is reportedly trying to build a stock trading feature in Twitter/X
Community note
Elon Musk claims that no such feature is being worked on. nitter.app/elonmusk/statu
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this AI thing is getting too smart
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This man is getting on my nerves
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my mom saw this notification pop up on my phone and I just spent 15 minutes explaining that it’s from twitter
keep spicy likes private by hiding your likes tab 👀🌶️ available to Premium subscribers Premium > preferences > early access
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So excited for the Jensen Huang talk today!
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insane plot twist
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Peter Thiel: “competition is for losers” Startup founders:
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whoever figures out how to hack this will have the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable
The Las Vegas MSG sphere in action
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Congratulations Apple for inventing the credit card!
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this graph is just gonna keep going
The U.S. government is trying to stop a planned expedition to recover items from the Titanic
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The best time to pitch a VC is this morning after they returned from Burning Man. The drugs may not have work off completely, so they might just invest $25 million on the spot without asking any questions.
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Why does Elon Musk’s AI make us do this captcha?
Elon Musk founds new AI company called X.AI theverge.com/2023/4/14/23684…
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How I got rich in NFTs: -Researched 100s of projects -Analyzed thousands of trades -Never actually bought any NFTs and avoided millions in losses
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After implementing the product changes that a VC suggested
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Peter Thiel: “competition is for losers” Startup founders:
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Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from Asana's Project Management Software
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bro what ???
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we need to abolish linkedin
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wow it’s the same exact pattern
Young male virginity is on the rise, per The Washington Post
Community note
While it is correct that young people report having less sex than previous generations, this data wrongly classes gay people as virgins by excluding men who have sex with men. bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/artic
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Replying to @ericzhu @MrBeast
I just peed for the first time in almost 4 days
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Replying to @Yackadaisical
no
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imagine this being the last thing you see before crashing
X/Twitter is working on an app for car screens
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for every like I’ll make Elon Musk’s head bigger
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this is the billionaire equivalent of selling your ps4 to pay for rent
Elon Musk is reportedly considering the idea of charging everyone to use Twitter/X
Community note
The post refers to a recent interview with the PM of Israel, where Elon stated they will introduce "lower tier pricing" for premium. There is no mention of charging everyone to use X. 34:40 nitter.app/netanyahu/stat
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I still defeated it
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startup idea: a startup that helps other startups start up
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Got detention for buying fake bathroom passes to take meetings. My punishment is taking meetings in a nicer conference room.
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compared the pros and cons. I have made my decision
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These Twitter updates are getting out of hand
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?????
Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike. (Source: ebay.com/e/charity/tusc-char…)
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this twitter update is crazy
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I am one message away from destroying AI
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Guess FTX saw this tweet
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Setting up my home office!
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what stage of capitalism is this?
Zuckerberg claims Elon Musk “isn’t serious” about their fight “Elon won’t confirm a date, then he says he needs surgery”
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Figma CEO Dylan Field won the Thiel Fellowship at age 20. At age 30, he sold his company for $20 billion to Adobe. Lesson: If he had started at age 15 instead of age 20, he would have been a billionaire 5 years earlier.
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I got banned from the highschool washroom after this article about me went viral
What was “the incident” at your high school?
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same energy
Great to meet @elonmusk at the Miami GP and discuss our mutual efforts to combat online abuse.
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this tv stand just fell from the building so I took it home with me
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“ChatGPT passed a college exam!” Yeah man, it uses google. I can pass too if I’m allowed to look stuff up.
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We all start somewhere
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These twitter blue updates are getting out of hand.
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full video:
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Replying to @NeerajKA @elonmusk
cant even get money for tweets cuz not 18 yet 😭 😭
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Your jobs are not getting stolen by AI lmfao
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These tech layoffs are getting crazy
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the algorithm is insane
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Replying to @AutismCapital
and goes to kumon for fun
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What if you could see who’s leaving top companies? Introducing trytalenthunt.com – Track talent movement from 50+ top companies – See the leaderboard of fastest growing teams in tech
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