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Replying to @ThatVeganHealer
Yes, you do.
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Replying to @fopminui
I didn't find out until I was in the military that from the ages of 10 to 18, I NEVER had any "new" clothes. My mother used to buy them at thrift stores while I was in school, wash and iron them and have them waiting for me as "new". She was too embarrassed to tell me. If she only knew that it made me ever MORE proud, of HER.
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I think we're all misreading what he wrote. When he said "energy independence", he meant independent FROM energy. Just look at these Californians that are independent
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I guess I'm officially on the @kimKBaltimore team
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"Support" animals are NOT "service" animals.
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Replying to @Malcolm_fleX48
2 years ago, I had to wear a mask and walk in the approved direction down the aisle to buy toilet paper.
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Meet And Greet w/ @kimKBaltimore in Ellicott City NOW!!
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Replying to @IlhanMN
No, this is.
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Wait, I thought that DEI stood for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion? Are you saying that it's only for Black people?
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And not a SINGLE person would answer his QUESTION.
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I'm guessing that you tried to mix your whites with your "diverses".
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Replying to @Timcast
It's like they sat around a board room and said "What is the worst marketing idea of all time?" The crowd offered: "New Coke" "Bud Light" Oh COME ON, we can beat THOSE!!
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You know, you're missing a lot of opportunities here. This is the week that black folks are free to smack any white folks that they want and have it not only allowed, but celebrated. If you want to come to Baltimore, I'll point out a few city council ppl to swing at.
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Replying to @SenFettermanPA
Hey..."Senator"...you better jump on this quick. After much testing, we've discovered that this contains NO BABIES!!
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Replying to @flk9473
I tend to not believe these things, but DAMN.
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Replying to @fxstguy
Sorry, what branch did Biden serve in? Who left soldiers to die in Afghanistan?
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Replying to @FlorioGina
Not to mention that those chips are going to be stale as heck.
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Replying to @algore
So, I can only assume that you're taking a sailboat to the next conference?
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Replying to @LaurenRowello
This is what we call "grooming". Someone needs to contact Child Protective Services.
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Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
I'm going with Lederhosen.

ALT Sam Schreier Dance GIF

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She rounded up.
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CLOSE OUR BORDER FYI: Ukraine is NOT our border.
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Replying to @CoriBush
Hiding behind race for your hatred of the Jewish people.
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My favorite Val Kilmer movie has GOT to be the "The Saint". It might be because the way that Elisabeth Shue looked into his eyes. I wanted to BE him at that moment.
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The company that she worked for terminated her, apparently. Good for them. #Kudos
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Replying to @AJ_F612
I wonder how many dudes are going to accidentally "fall on" these.
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Do you have a "racist" key on your keyboard that keeps getting stuck or what? There was absolutely NOTHING "racist" in what Jesse said.
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Replying to @ShaneClaiborne
"I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me" ~John 14:6. Even Jesus has immigration rules.
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We have to come up with a name for this type of comment. "Backpedal" just doesn't cut it.
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Replying to @Shawn_Farash
Bus them all to Martha's Vineyard.
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Replying to @greg_price11
This is why the exit doors of nursing homes have alarms on them.
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Replying to @VoteGloriaJ
I don't take family value advice from people that think killing a child is a good thing in ANY situation.
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Replying to @Ford_Nick
I've seen Jurassic Park. If they can created dinosaurs out of blood from a million year old mosquito, a 2 year frozen steak should be fine.
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Replying to @ZeekArkham
SOMEONE paid for those buses.
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Replying to @ZeekArkham
Well, @carronJphillips has only proven that I've been spelling Karen wrong all this time.
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Replying to @dremilyportermd
My aunt and uncle spent 28 days apart when he served in the navy. After 50+ years of marriage, he passed and almost as if on cue, she passed exactly 28 days later.
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Replying to @saltyskin_
This sounds like the beginning of a Lemony Snicket spinoff.
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I've scored Harris Tweed sports coats and custom a cashmere tuxedo (the folks at the black tie event had NO IDEA that my very-nicely tailored tux cost me $12)
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Replying to @JoshWalkos
I would bet dollars to doughnuts that he wears a condom when he masturbates.
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Replying to @herchosenpath
She can finally unbookmark the Urban Dictionary.
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Replying to @Yair_Rosenberg
I wonder how "they" would survive in Palestine.
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Replying to @WillHild @targets
Reaffirming my vow to NEVER shop @Target ever again.
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Replying to @taylorsschumann
And NEVER have leftovers.
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So what did you determine was this "more"??? I listened to the entire exchange and she was arrested for standing there and silently praying.
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Replying to @DebbieforFL
Thanks for reminding me to share the donation website! secure.winred.com/teamricksc…
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Replying to @AprilDRyan
Strange. I've repeatedly seen @kimKBaltimore in Baltimore city (where I live) and only just NOW found out that YOU were even remotely associated with Baltimore. If only you had access to some cameras, you could have told the story.
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Replying to @wiwj44 @GavinNewsom
These jokes just keep writing themselves.
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You forgot the other "Basic Human Rights©" Ergonomic keyboards High speed internet Venti Chai Lattes Triple-Milled Goat's Milk soaps
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Replying to @AfrDiasporaNews
Maybe we should burn down a Wendy's or a Target store now.
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And someone needs to remind Joe that Senators aren't "appointed".
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Replying to @JayinKyiv
Ironic that Ukraine is complaining about someone being "Bought and sold". How many U.S. checks has Ukraine cashed?
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Replying to @JoeyMannarino
Since the beginning of his administration, it has always disgusted me how he doesn't show respect to the military by returning the salute.
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Replying to @SirBylHolte
I think that it's odd that all of these prostate cancer medications have a warning "Do not take if you're pregnant or plan to get pregnant".
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Replying to @_misfitpatriot_
I see that they haven't sprung for the uniforms yet.
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Replying to @latimes
The Los Angeles Times should be canceled because, uh let's see, OH it's named after a city that the conquistadors named when they slaughtered the natives.
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Replying to @mouvement33
Yeah, let's talk about lies. I think @kylenabecker laid them out pretty well.
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Replying to @GabeHoff
I have nothing of which to be ashamed. And I'll be DAMNED if I give into this white guilt phenomenon. @ChickfilA is going to lose a TON of customers over this crap.
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I thought burkinis were all the rage now.
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I guess you considered the U.S. "evil" after Pearl Harbor, huh?
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Replying to @dbetzel @BoSnerdley
My dad served in the 855th H.A.M. unit June 1944 at "Le hangar à dirigeables d'Ecausseville" Thierry Marilier found my Dad's signature scratched on the wall and searched his name and found me. He sent me this picture of him. May we never forget their courage.
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Replying to @Angry_Staffer
I think you should revisit who started the rhetorical wars.
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And Chief John Pelletier (the Hawaii police chief during the recent Maui fires) just HAPPENED to be the chief there as well. Where are the videos from the hotel?
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Replying to @goinggodward
I took this picture several years ago in my garden because I thought it very poignant. Most people look at this and see a weed. God looks at this and sees the start of a field of flowers that will nourish bees that will one day make honey. Reading your story, I felt the same.
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Replying to @verygoodchat
I have a shoebox that has made several rotations from my office to the recycling pile and back again. It's a REALLY NICE shoebox.
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Define "retro". I only ask because I've discovered that over 60% of my belongings now classify as "vintage".
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Replying to @BKimGerv @jpdobbs @AOC
"Asylum seekers" don't sneak through the door in the dead of the night, in the back of a semi. They petition a government. What these people are is an INVASION force.
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Replying to @beccalew
I'll tell this to my black daughter in law, who deems herself a "traditional wife"
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You spent the night alone, again. Didn't you?
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Replying to @Liz_Wheeler
And yet her party will try to use scripture when it comes to illegal immigration and accepting just about anything they want.
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But the consequences of your "not my business" are my responsibility?
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"I'm just fertilizing the fields, officer".
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Replying to @prayingmedic
The sacred FBI, making "inexplicable" mistakes
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Replying to @AlisonMaloni
Before I showed it, I would 100% demand to see: Their Business license Their most recent health inspection And the vax records of ALL THEIR STAFF.
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No, no, no. It's "Estimado gobierno quisiera $13,401.82 para comida por favor"
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Replying to @3YearLetterman @CNN
Who hurt you?
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Replying to @AaronParnas
Good, the first step is always admitting that you have a problem.
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Replying to @Enquirer
And to add insult to injury, it's "SNAP EBT Eligible"
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Replying to @ianmiles
I would have walked away WITHOUT the cart.
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Replying to @ronsterd89
My wife and I. We pack them for all road trips so we don't have to spend a fortune on crap fast "food" while we're travelling.
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Replying to @AyannaPressley
As the parent/grandparent of black children, I unequivocally agree with Ms. DeVos. Both slavery and abortion require the dehumanization of its victims in order to ease the conscience of its perpetuators.
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My google is broken today, just who the hell are you?
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They can't take a joke, but they can nominate them.
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Remember that this fire was intended for police. GTH with your "compassion".
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
I made my decision a while back that I will NEVER shop @Target again.
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Ironic that we celebrate the 4th of July, huh?
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Replying to @IngrahamAngle
She's only terrified that the criminal activity by her and her family could be exposed.
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You obviously haven't been paying attention. My wages have gone up every year for the last 3. My insurance is stable, the stock market is up, unemployment was at an all-time low (before the Dempanic).
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Replying to @_yassssmin
Then maybe, just MAYBE, "protesters" shouldn't parachute into music festivals.
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Dude, Cardi isn't going to sleep with you. Wait, she might.
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So, in addition to be a trucker, a coal miner, and a senator, #PEDOPHILEJOEBIDEN was also a game show host?
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Replying to @laurenduca
So who died and appointed YOU the arbiter of what one "deserves"? I think "we" deserve all YOUR money
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I'm going to guess that SOMEONE gets 81 million votes.
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Replying to @atensnut
1 is coffee. The rest are hot milkshakes.
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Replying to @vLRHkmb @MrAndyNgo
I would like to know why @twittersupport hasn't REMOVED his/her/it account.
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Replying to @WhipKClark
"Democracy" by removing a candidate from the ballot. Hypocrite.
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Replying to @HQNewsNow @Tim_Walz
Dude, there's an abortion van sitting outside the DNC convention. Don't try to preach "family values".
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Until I hear God’s answer, I’m showing faith.
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I didn't see 'creepy'. I saw someone that was literally documenting someone he foresaw going off the deep end for asking them to follow the law. And he was right, she did.
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Replying to @SomeBitchIKnow
First question: Why is he not in jail? There was clear evidence that he chased that young man down with a gun in his hand.
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Replying to @EarlOfEnough
As an old white man, I can explain that you feel inferior and are trying to protect yourself by appeasement. I’d bet dollars to doughnuts that you have a BLM yard sign and bumper stickers.
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