I'm a fucking delight. #VETERAN #BLM #UU #INTP Tread lightly in enemy territory, but dare to tread. ๐ซ MAGAts or Trolls and Coquettish DM's = ignored ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ ๐
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Follow me, I can guarantee you will either:
Laugh
Smile
Learn some useless information
Criinge
Or
Be so offended, that you stop following and maybe even block me.
...and I'm ok with that.
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Due to a post that I made last night, I have received several comments from Trump supporters, many proclaim to be veterans, I would like to ask how as a veteran, do you come to grips with the idea that the man is a malingering draft dodger who denigrates the military in private?
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I like having friends on here. I miss having friends in real life. Most have died or become MAGAts and I cannot even communicate with them anymore, but it's nice to have friends on here.
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We really need to fix this country, there's a lot of work to be done, we got rats in the Supreme Court, an infestation of Nazis that runs from Florida up through Idaho, l won't even mention the putrid swamp that is Congress. Are we up to the task Resistors? I know I damn sure am.
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Most likely. Since the other shots that I have received have not worked properly. I have not become magnetic, developed any superpowers or grown any additional limbs, I am extremely disappointed.
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An acquaintance asked me why I was a Democrat, I said
1) I'm a veteran, what have Republicans done for veterans?
2) I'm on social security, what have Republicans done for social security or Medicare?
3) I like to breathe clean air and drink clean water, what have Republicans done
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A picture is worth a 1000 words this this started as a potted plant and no, I cannot see my neighbor's house.
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What I meant was that in private, he probably says things that are so much worse than we've ever heard him say in public.
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I actually think it's great that he says she was never his attorney. That means that all the testimony she gives about their conversations. None of it can be questioned as to whether it's privileged.
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My best friend @tired_oftrump is on a break from twitter, she is taking care of herself. In the meantime I will fight the good fight on her behalf and encourage everyone to #votebluenomatterwho in her honor I will say let the orange shit tit fuck himself with a cactus.
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I don't know, that sounds kind of like admission of guilt that there was a planned insurrection, which she was part of.
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I hope everyone who sees this as a win realizes that it includes Islamic schools, Jewish schools, even Wiccan schools if anyone wants to start any, there may already be some.
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Today for happy hour I'm going to fall back on a tried and true Sunday afternoon tradition. The Bloody Mary, Cheers y'all...
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Mitch McConnell was fond of calling himself the grim reaper because his desk was where legislation went to die. I think that Chuck Schumer should refer to himself as a steamroller, because that's the way he should run over the republicans to pass legislation.
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I'm sure that some are, just as I'm sure some are not. I actually prefer intelligent, independent and strong women, as long as they are not republicans, but I guess I covered that with intelligent.
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I want to thank some resisters that have interacted with me. I retain my sanity because they are insanely funny and insanely kind. If you.don't follow them, you are missing out.
@tired_oftrump
@CantStand45
@mommaTam522
@istheharlequin
@robsevy
@OHCowgirl
@spacecowgirl915
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Jesus fucking Christ, think about the fact that she's a member of Congress. Even a male member of Congress doing this with young women would be considered disgusting. If it were a Democrat, the Republicans would be demanding a resignation. Just think about Al Franken.
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Okay instead of a second Martini I decided on a Negroni, but seriously folks I'm on my third drink and it's not even 6:00, makes me think of a Jimmy Buffett song where he says "He's on his third drink before the wheels of the plane leave the ground."
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Any law enforcement officer caught in a lie, faces a difficult time when they have to give court testimony, attorneys will eat them alive on the witness stand
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I just realized with the Red MAGA hats and the Gold sneakers, all they need next is a signed, Mushroom shaped butt plug to complete the ensemble.
#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
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My heart is in the highlands, my heart is not here. My heart is in the highlands following the deer... I remember learning that poem by Robert Burns in 5th grade. I've wanted to visit Scotland ever since.
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On this Sunday morning, all over the country, in churches that say they follow Christ's teachings, I wonder how many prayers will be said for the children in cages that are being treated worse than animals. #FreeTheChildren #CloseTheCamps
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I'd be willing to bet that most of the world thinks that Trump's a criminal like the rest of us do, and see him as the con man that he is because we're not members of his cult like you are.
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@SecretService perhaps this should be investigated?
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Kentucky is one of the redest of red states, yet President Biden is getting them help in a speedy manner. Just say'n.
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My oldest sister and her husband are dead from it, I would say that's kind of a lasting effect.
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For happy hour I decided to make a shooter for the aid that passed in the house and my support for Ukraine, Cheers y'all...
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Personally I think that anything on the basis of religion is bullshit, I think religion is bullshit and before you attack me on that, let me say the first amendment says that I have the right to believe that religion is bullshit, freedom of religion is also freedom from religion
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This is the anniversary of the invasion of Normandy (D Day) it occurs to me that all of the more than 100,000 people that took part in the landing were all ANTIFA.
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Sometimes people will ask if I let my dog sleep in bed with me. Do you think that I use these steps?
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DOJ should indict him and if the MAGA crew decides to uprise in civil War, use the full might of the military to put down the insurrection quickly.
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Shout out to a few...
@tired_oftrump
@CantStand45
@londongal_28
@istheharlequin
@JacquieLeyns
@spacecowgirl915
@OHCowgirl
@BridgetSterli19
@kodiak149
@JonathanStrouse
@FireGoddessB
@rosemaryindiana
@slwh
@PollyPapaya
@TamPersists54
@Steelerschic85
@Vhonor4
@hotwheels48
@vaultwest
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For 5 o'clock happy hour I made a drink that I call a 'Dark N Stormy Daniel's.' It is basically a Dark N Stormy only made with Jack Daniel's instead of dark rum. I can already hear some people saying "Oh wait that's a Tennessee Mule." I like my name better. Cheers y'all...
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Well it's Christmas Eve and I have a roof over my head, food in my fridge and for everything else there's whiskey.
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I am sick of Trump. I'm sick of hearing about Trump. I'm sick of seeing Trump. I'm sick of hearing Trump's voice. I am so sick of Trump that if I never hear of Trump again it would be too soon, let's put this fucking criminal in prison and forget about him.
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I got my second Pfizer covid-19 vaccine shot today, I feel great, so far no side effects. ๐ค#vaccination #COVID19 #Pfizer
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I wasn't going to post anything about this but earlier this afternoon my oldest sister passed, she succumbed to covid-19 and pneumonia while in the hospital even though we disagreed because she was a trump supporter, I still loved her. I now have one more reason to hate him.
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Does anyone else wish that Adam Shiff should use that gavel to knock the crap out of gym Jordan
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Actually, the boys probably wouldn't have gotten lost if they had a girl with them to tell him when to turn left.
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The fact that I know history and have studied the rise of the Third Reich is what scares me because I see it happening here and I know that it can
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Some awsome resisters.
@tired_oftrump
@CantStand45
@mommaTam522
@istheharlequin
@robsevy
@OHCowgirl
@spacecowgirl915
@londongal_28
@JonathanStrouse
@Vhonor4
@IHad2Fall
@JacquieLeyns
@rosemaryindiana
@PollyPapaya
@kodiak149
@FireGoddessB
@BridgetSterli19
@vaultwest
@NinesMarie
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Let's hope that Donald Trump gets the full Covid 19 experience by losing his job and getting evicted from his home. #VoteBidenHarris2020
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If you're not #RidinwithBiden than you're just another #ChumpforTrump
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I lost my sister, brother in law and a cousin, because they thought prayer and faith would protect them.
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Something tells me that the new speaker is performing this theater for an audience of one.
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Remember the message of that famous poem If you only speak out when they come for you there may not be anyone left to speak for you because you didn't speak out when they came for all the rest
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Today is national Margarita day, so to honor that my 5:00 happy hour drink will be a Margarita, cheers y'all...
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I'm starting a new campaign where I am more personal to everyone on Twitter, and yes I call it Twitter, I know it's x but to me it will always be Twitter.
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Tonight for 5 o'clock happy hour, I'm making it "Vodka el viernes por la noche," the drink is a White Russian. Forgive me but I had to change languages for this to work. kahlua is a product of Mexico, so I figured it was appropriate. Cheers y'all...
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To anyone who thinks that Trump doesn't have a pet, I present a kennel of12 lap dogs, not only that, all the males have been neutered.
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This afternoon for 5:00 happy hour. I have made eggnog, one of my favorite traditional, seasonal drinks and it's not the first time nor will it be the last. Cheers y'all...
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For tonight's 5:00 happy hour, I decided to go very traditional. I'm having a classic gin martini, where I'm at the weather is turning kind of nasty with thunderstorms and tornado warnings so I figured a classic drink would be nice. Cheers y'all...
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For happy hour this afternoon, I have made a drink that is the epitome of a classic fruit drink, behold the Strawberry Daiquiri, served poolside. Cheers y'all...
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I know it's early but I figured I'd get an early start today, For 5:00 happy hour this evening I am having Don Julio Reposado neat. Cheers y'all...
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For this Sunday afternoon, early happy hour, I made my traditional spicy Bloody Mary. Cheers y'all...
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Tonight's 5:00 happy hour cocktail is a tequila sunrise and not posting the recipe because I'm sure everyone knows how to make one, but here is a picture. Cheers y'all...
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This afternoon for happy hour I decided to make an easy and light cocktail called a Melon Ball. Cheers y'all...
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It's such a nice afternoon here In West Central Florida, I decided to start my happy hour(s) early. I'm having my standard Sunday afternoon Bloody Mary. Cheers y'all...
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With the Arizona Supreme court decision, it almost seems like the Republicans are trying to keep women fired up and angry. I hope they realize women still have the right to vote. How do they think this is going to end for them?
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It's 5:00 and that means happy hour. Since yesterday was Tequila Tuesday I think today should be Whiskey Wednesday, I have made a Rye Whiskey and ginger ale highball, Cheers y'all...
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Gee, I wonder how he went from not willing to say he would support him to being willing to get down on his knees and kisses ass every chance he got. Even if it meant pushing others out of the way. Yeah, I'm talking to you Josh Hawley
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There are basically two candidates on the ballot in November one is Donald Trump the other is Joe Biden a vote for anyone other than Joe Biden is a vote for Trump
#VoteBlue2020 #Biden2020
If you're not #RidinWithBiden you're just a #ChumpforTrump
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For tonight's happy hour it's a classic martini night, it's been a rough day I need this. Cheers y'all...
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Well it's early but I'm still going to call it Sunday afternoon happy hour and since it's Cinco de Mayo I'm sure nobody's surprised that my cocktail of choice is a Margarita, Saludos Amigos...
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It's been raining all day and my bad knee has been giving me problems. So for 5:00 happy hour I'm having a homemade filet-o-fish sandwich and a rye whiskey neat, Cheers y'all!...
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Well, it's been almost two weeks since St Patrick's Day and I found that I had a leftover pint of Guinness in my refrigerator, so happy hour tonight is my remedy to that. Slรกinte ya'll
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First I want to say that I am a disabled veteran, now I will tell you I will never vote for another Republican candidate. They do not have the interests of veterans in mind when they vote on legislation they tow the party line which is don't give anything to anybody
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I know it's early, but it's Sunday and I've always figured that my traditional Sunday Bloody Mary was an afternoon drink, it's definitely afternoon here so, cheers y'all...
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Yes, how many times have we seen them say that a bill has bipartisan support l, and then all Republicans vote against it.
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You know when I first watched the movie 'Idiocracy,' I never dreamed that I would be living at one day.
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They don't give me enough space in my profile to say everything I would like to, so I'm going to use my pinned tweet to say.that if you follow me, you should know I am WOKE as Fuck and so God damn ANTIFA it's scary. Have w nice day.
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I've had my fifth drink of the evening and I'm officially snockered and I tend to wax poetic in my tweets at this point, so please forgive me for anything that I may say from this point on.
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Can you believe we're living through this shit? I often used to wonder, when I was younger, what it was like for the people in Germany living through the rise of Hitler, the Nazis and the third Reich. I don't wonder anymore. I'm living it.
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This afternoon for happy hour, I have made a traditional Bloody Mary for my Sunday afternoon cocktail. Cheers y'all...
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I've been thinking about this latest trend where MAGAts are wearing t-shirts and holding banners that say "Real Men Wear Diapers" and the thought occurred to me that what they're really saying is that, "Real Men Shit Themselves." Let that soak in, pardon pun.
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Yesterday I posted that my friend had taken a break from Twitter today she has made an incredible comeback and is very close to reaching the 10K followers,I would like to see her go over that Milestone so I'm posting a list with her and many of the followers who asked about her.
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My happy hour drink for this evening which is running quite a bit late. Is a vodka martini with a lemon twist, Cheers y'all...
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