Vintage Contemporaries, How to Be a Family, The World Only Spins Forward, Facing Future. Fall 2024: Hampton Heights

on the porch
“I remember my own childhood vividly. I knew terrible things, but I knew I mustn’t let adults 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 I knew. It would scare them.” –Maurice Sendak
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Delighted to announce that my plane was showing THE LAST DUEL but the closed-captioning was from KNIVES OUT
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starting a thread of horrible things people are doing to koroks
my roommate crucified a korok
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this interview absolutely delivers slate.com/culture/2021/04/mo…
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Korok Rotisserie machine. #ZeldaTearsOfKingdom
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Incredible fortune for the Raptors, to win a championship and also not have to get invited to the white house
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Hope you don’t mind being used as a front bumper lil Korok HAHAHAHA
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most of Ben Affleck's lines seemed fine
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If you ever read something and love it and wonder, "should I email the person who wrote it and tell them?" the answer is always yes
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folks finally treating koroks like minions
Korok Space Program day 2: After adopting a more typical rocket shaped structure I had high hopes for this brave korok, however the extra weight had some unexpected effects of todays launch.
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Everyone knows the story of TÁR, right? She gets swept up in "cancel culture," and down she falls. But I think there's something spooky going on. My possibly crackpot super close read of this remarkable ghost story: slate.com/culture/2022/12/ta…
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every year one movie must be Too Good for the Oscars. this year it's First Cow
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snowmobilin'
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this beautiful, frightening, funny record is 20 years old. sounds like it could have been recorded yesterday, or 100 years from now
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how did poor josh get wrapped up in this
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in 2021, may we all find the wisdom of bernie's mitten lady slate.com/human-interest/202…
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Happy 20th birthday to “Hush,” one of the scariest, funniest, most ingenious episodes of TV ever
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everything's working in there, it seems
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I haven't been able to stop thinking about the zip-tie guys. Not everyone in the Capitol was in it for the gram: slate.com/news-and-politics/…
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I wrote for @NewYorker about Lorraine Louie, an underappreciated graphic design pioneer who designed the iconic Vintage Contemporaries covers that I love so much. Thanks to Paula Scher, Peter Mendelsund, and Louie's family for talking to me newyorker.com/books/page-tur…
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I interviewed my new hero, the Philly realtor who's selling the sex mansion in the face of some very angry neighbors slate.com/human-interest/201…
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I, and a bunch of other 48-year-olds, tried to explain what going out and staying in was like in the pre-smartphone, pre-Netflix era slate.com/human-interest/202…
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WONDER WOMAN 84 has many missed opportunities but the worst one is, finally a movie that would have benefited from nonstop '80s pop needle drops and instead they gave it a loud-ass hans zimmer score
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When I interviewed Lorrie Moore, I knew I had to ask her an important question that would surely never end up in the profile. Here was her answer. nytimes.com/2023/06/17/magaz…
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incredible dedication to making sure guests have something to read on the toilet
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This is the only good tweet thread nitter.app/davidehrlich/status/80…
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Stay safe: boil your phone for 25 minutes
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Replying to @SamuelAshworth
I'm absolutely telling my kids not to publish anything without checking with me first
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[loses a baseball game] WE'LL SETTLE THIS ON THE FIELD
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Proud to announce that in the year of our Lord 2018, at the age of 43, I have finally paid off my student loans. With five years to spare until I have to start taking out loans for my kids!!
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read this. DO NOT look up anything about it. just read it. it's only like 1,200 words u can download it on instapaper and it'll read it to you in two minutes. do it right now i'm very extremely serious. slate.com/culture/2023/05/am…
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Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid
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as always, this makes me want to try this so bad
Firefighters show the dangers of deep-frying turkey
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next time you think your opening might be too understated, think of the first line of this PR pitch I just got
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among Milton Glaser's bazillion iconic works were these beautiful designs for the original Broadway production of Angels in America
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Who's the one man you would bet your life on not having a horrible secret that will make you wish you'd never admired him? Mine's Jimmy Carter
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now muting this! the number of people dragging her, and not Insider, is disappointing
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There is literally no one who uses PBS more than a single parent
OMB Director: We can't ask coal miners or single moms to pay for PBS on.msnbc.com/2mNsYEp
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The four humours -- blood, phlegm, black bile, yellow bile -- wax and wane in the body and make one choleric, melancholic, &cetera nitter.app/mattwhitlockPM/status/…
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L: Cleve Jones on Roy Cohn's square on the AIDS Memorial Quilt. R: The square. (Credit: Tony Kushner)
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Happy five-year anniversary to this correction, which I had to write in my first month editing at @Slate slate.com/articles/arts/tele…
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There is no more rewarding expression to see on your child's face than the look of horror when she walks into her classroom and realizes you're there for Career Day
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I think of this issue as a perfect piece of art of the sort I've experienced maybe 5, 6 times in my life nitter.app/davidmackau/status/103…
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What I'm really asking is: What the hell happened down in that basement???
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"Teachers are the experts? Teachers have all the knowledge? Are you kidding me? I know lots of teachers that are very good, but to suggest they are the authorities, you’re on better drugs than me." slate.com/human-interest/202…
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well, slate's minimum salary is $51K in great measure because of our union
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scholars agree that this is what the outside of the mona lisa looks like
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I wrote about the most rubbery face on TV, Saoirse-Monica Jackson's in DERRY GIRLS slate.com/culture/2019/02/de…
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This Lee Pace story is particularly moving in light of the long, hard road actors who play Joe have walked in the past 25+ years nytimes.com/2018/06/04/style…
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I'm sure all the other geniuses are great but for many, many years no one has deserved a MacArthur more than Lynda Barry. I wrote about her late-life shift into teaching "nonwriters" to "write the unthinkable" in 2011 nytimes.com/2011/10/30/magaz…
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I don't think I've ever read an essay that more clearly explains why we all feel so deranged all the time! slate.com/human-interest/202…
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new rule: no one gets to make a 3-hour epic until they direct a perfect 72-minute movie like PETITE MAMAN
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I'm not fancy enough to do a Book Jacket Reveal on like Good Morning America or anything BUT here is my book jacket, which I love. Pub date September 17!
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the last paragraph of Hilary Mantel's final book of short stories is an unusually frank admission of an author's shortcomings, the kind of thing no one else would ever think to write because they're not good enough
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More than 30 years ago, an entrepreneur called a designer in the middle of the night asking him to make a gadget handle anyone could use. I wrote about OXO and the power of the Good Grips handle: slate.com/business/2022/06/o…
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let's fucking hear it for trees, who are really giving it their all
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Replying to @MisterRorke
what a fun way to think about movies and art
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also can be easily owned by teens
We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.
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just casually shooting a person in the face nitter.app/heyydnae/status/126713…
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[Kevin Feige at the park] Those birds look incredibly realistic
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this is absolutely insane
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introduced the kids to A FISH CALLED WANDA last night and was reminded it contains the two greatest line readings in Cinema
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One thing I've learned about fans of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is they love to tell you about stuff that happened on that show
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I tried to work out what feels different about how my teenagers think of friendship and how I did, 1,000 years ago. On smartphones, high school, Extreme, and good enough friends: slate.com/human-interest/202…
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Luckiest man in America
Regret to inform that I cannot see the Trump tweets you're referring to, as I am blocked by the fucking President of the United States.
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Every day I wonder: Who are the people hiring publicists to send me emails about their new air purifier, their expert advice, their political opinions? So one day I decided to find out. slate.com/human-interest/202…
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I'm so happy that these characters who've been stuck in my head for years are finally making their way into the world. Can't wait for everyone to meet Emily, Emily, and Lucy. Thanks to @steinsarahj & @AliaHanna for making it happen.
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One thing I couldn't get into the Taika profile was a bit about the very cool tech used on the Valkyrie-Hela fight
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uh ...... and THEN what did paul bettany say???
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why the hell would you come this close to a palindrome and choke right at the end??? bamlanivinalmab, motherfuckers
BREAKING: Eli Lilly’s Covid-19 antibody therapy gets emergency FDA clearance, widening access to a treatment that early data show can keep some patients out of hospital. The drug is called bamlanivimab. trib.al/MkXImdn
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i once misgendered a stuffed snake in the New York Times
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IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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The Martian hummus
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we put everyone's faces on popsicle sticks
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nothing better than sitting with someone, you're both reading, you read something interesting, you decide whether it's worth the little chuckle that will make them look up and say "what?" so you can tell it to them nytimes.com/2021/09/24/well/…
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