Cold Ones@ColdOnes

A couple of fellas enjoying some Cold Ones™ 🍻 By @anything4views & @maxmoefoe

 contact@coldones.pub
linktr.ee/coldones
Joined August 2019
. @markiplier heard ur in hospital mate, got this commissioned, get well soon tho.
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yall ain’t gonna believe the clip
Grok
@grok
22 Jul 2025
Replying to @anabeIIes @_mjattraction
It appears this clip is from the Cold Ones podcast, featuring Chad (anything4views) and Maxmoefoe. The official podcast account is ColdOnes.
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nah ok these kids channels are officially going too far 💀 tf is this 😭
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Three stages of evolution.
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heard there’s an opening for a new top G in town…
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HOLY SHIT MAX AND CHAD ON FAMILY MAN
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A few words from our mate Johnny Sins, this is what he had to say after we filled him in on the @goodguyfitz situation!
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bro got the chair jordans 💀
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THIS IS INSANE LOL
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chad will never die while filming a cold ones video
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🙋🏻‍♂️HI THIS IS 🦜GILBERT GOTTFRIED❗IM💦PISSING🚽AND💩SHITTING AND😳CUMMING💦THIS1️⃣IS FOR PEWDIEPIE👊AND THE9️⃣YEAR OLD ARMY💂🏻‍♂️I AM THE💦CUMLORD🤴🏻 MARKIPLIER🥇IS A BETTER🎮LETS PLAYER🕹️HE LOVES❤️TO DRINK🥛 MILK HE IS SO🏋🏻‍♂️STRONG💪AND 😏SEXY💖IM➡️GOING➡️TO TAKE A💩 SHIT🚽NOW FUCKER ❗
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RIP to a true legend 😞 Thanks for the laughs, mate 🙏
Gilbert Gottfried
@RealGilbert
12 Apr 2022
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bruh
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yoooo the new shrek 5 trailer looks awesome 😍
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Throwback to Chad trying to hurl himself off a three story building after the first episode of cold ones, shout out to max for saving his life.
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Bruh
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bro thinks im giving him a zyn 😭😭😭 he gon be madddddd 💀
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Logan Paul is suing us for putting prime in F tier
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The circle of life.
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how it started: how it's going:
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billionaires when their minimum wage employee takes a bathroom break
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Our Next #ColdOnesGuest is the baby from Ice Age (2002)! 🍻 Leave your questions for this little fucker down below 👇
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I’m gay
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Sleep Paralysis Demon 👹
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men will literally ruin their life for a girl who looks like this
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Our Next #ColdOnesGuest is JOJI SPOON! Leave your questions for JOJI SPOON Below 👇
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god making women:
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Mr beast
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⚠️ SUNDAY ⚠️
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hey you're finally awake! you hit your head pretty bad there... corona??? oh you mean the beer? yeah we got some, come have a drink with us!
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this will be marvel vfx in 2078
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how i get verification tick? 😂🇨🇳 (已验证) this how 👇🏻 $8 😹 我是中国人
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Stop Writing off Youtuber Podcasts! Gus & Eddy are some of the funniest boys in the Biz! Misfits create scuffed perfection Super Mega are the coolest gamers in town Cold Ones Joe Rogan is bald
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chad is a simp
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Hi, Erryone I’m Yi Long Ma.
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happy late valentines virgins, here’s a pic of us with our epic girlfriend. and yes, she’s a gamer 😏
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HI! We hired a new production Assistant and on his first day he gave two of us covid, setting us back an weeks! everyone only just recovered and we're getting back into filming this week! Please stop harassing us. ps: the production assistant was fired and murdered.
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cold ones really tried the worlds most famous alcohol then dipped 💀
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#ColdOnesUpdate 🍻 Chad fucking died 😕
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🚨🚨 IT'S HAPPENING 🚨🚨 WARM ONES, LIVE IN 14 HOURS 🔥
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FUCK PICKLE RICK ALL MY HOMIES HATE PICKLE RICK
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the queen and prince phillip havin a spot of tea on a chewsday, 1966 (colourised)
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old ones
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IAN ON COLD ONES IAN ON COLD ONES
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just found out there’s a show called hot ones that copied our name and gets more views than us???
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wait am i crazy? is it not obvious that this is just a different guy lmaoo
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no way this is a real clip from velma bruh 😭 they left the narration in by mistake 💀💀💀
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Trump be like
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name a more brain damaged duo, I’ll wait 🧐
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merry christmas from the whole cold ones team 🎄have a christmas beer for us 🍻
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Happy Birthday @markiplier! 🎂👑
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Our Next #ColdOnesGuest is everyones immense infant; Giant Baby! Leave your questions for Giant Baby below 👇
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#ColdOnesComments
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We gave MONEY to celebrities on cameo, you wouldn't believe the shit we convinced them to say for MONEY!
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call her wifi the way she down this load
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SUSAN HAS BLESSED US 🙏🏾👼 Now... 1Mil Special? 🤔
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Got Wood? 🪵
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LETS GOOOOOOOO
jameswhite@JamesCageWhite
13 Jun 2020
Ok,I changed my mind,since it's too hard to find a girlfriend,why not have a try coldone, at least I can increase the chance of finding a girlfriend. Ok I will join!
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imagine if cold ones got verified before @anything4views 😂😂😂
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his name's maxmoefoe and this is drill apple
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wtf i don’t remember this scene from chamber of secrets 😳
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This Week - The Talk Show Returns 🍻 But who could the guest be? 🤔
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that’s the art effect
selma😈@twtselma
16 Nov 2025
why does this random local gallery have a statue of markiplier
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me and the boys waiting for penis inspection
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We forced a bot to watch every Cold Ones episode then made it generate a script for a hypothetical Will Smith episode. Scarily accurate.
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thats a funny little fella, lemme ponder that
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He has Presidential aids
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HE HAS AIDS!
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the last thing santa deniers see before getting coal under their science tree
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FELLA
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My god I'm horny.
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Okay hear me out... a one hour sex tape of Mr Beast getting absolutely RAILED by Logan Paul, HOWEVER! its heavily edited by Prezoh and Ryan.
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New video?
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Variety
@Variety
14 Apr 2023
James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role. bit.ly/413hkrc
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vid in 7 hours or so 👍🏻
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he SAID he has SNAIDS (snake aids
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just realised jimmy didn’t include this clip we sent in for his rewind 😡 wtf bro
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🍁🍁🍁
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Mr beast
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please kill me
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Heisenburger.
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this is the most cross-over of all time 🤯 new cold ones live when this tweet is 17 hours old!
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Man, you guys are disabled.
This tweet is unavailable
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our office has 3 separate leaks, is a hangout spot for crackheads, and has been broken into twice
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@WhatsTrending
26 Sep 2022
The YouTube group @dudeperfect will be making a new HQ that looks frankly out of this world. The site will have... - A 330 ft tower to make trick shots - Two acres of outdoor space - Restaurants + merch stores - A Dude Perfect museum
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