engineer, fixer, sometimes lunatic
onchain
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- Followers 20,574
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I would like to throw my hat in the ring for universally adopting ISO time format (YYYY-MM-DD)
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Officially done with the idiotic larping for engagement.
It's not funny or cool anymore.
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If your NFT projects don't have winamp in their websites plz don't @ me or share your opinion on my wall. I don't care what you have to say. Reality is you need to work harder, move out of your moms basement, stack eth/pengu, build a real ecosystem then share your opinion.
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Hot dogs coming in HOT with the custom!
Excited to see @AbstractHotDogs launch with mainnet in January.
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Space Riders Giveaway 🎉
To celebrate the upcoming boards public sale, I'm giving away a Celestial Board to one lucky person! 💎
To enter:
→ Follow @coffeedev & @SpaceRiders_NFT
→ Like + RT
→ Tag 2 friends
Winner will be picked in 24 hours using TwitterPicker! ⏰
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To celebrate the launch of the first three @meetnippy books next week I am giving away a Nippy to one lucky person! 📚🚀
Follow:
Me (@coffeedev)
@meetnippy
@nftsandkids
Like, RT and tag two friends
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Seeing all the content from Token2049 has me feeling the opposite of FOMO. Feels like so many in the space have lost the plot. Parties in strip clubs, airplanes and huge spend in the name of "marketing"
Let's get back to the cypherpunk roots of crypto. Bring back the focus on building a better financial system and a more open and egalitarian internet for the entire world.
Time to move away from the token pump and dumps and shoveling VC money into a fire. The silly casino will come to an end someday and I want us to have built something we can look back at and be proud of.
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Excited to share that I've joined the engineering team at @yugalabs. The NFT space may seem a bit precarious right now, but I have a lot of confidence in the new leadership team and the vision they have for Yuga.
Looking forward to help build some exciting stuff for @BoredApeYC
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Wherever we go, it's gonna be a hell of an adventure. @BoredApeYC
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Session keys are going to be such an incredible unlock for user experience.
Coming day one to Abstract Global Wallet on @AbstractChain
Sign once to grant an app granular permissions, then continue the rest of the session without approval popups.
Details below 👇 1/4
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Pudgy Penguins aggressively moving onchain (h/t @0xCygaar) is going to be looked back on as one of the greatest US corporate strategic moves in recent history.
Wall Street still doesn't understand Pudgy Penguins, and it won't for some time. An NFT today, but tomorrow a platform aggregation service that taps into the permissionless economy.
@pudgypenguins is disrupting itself, but growing the pie.
Once in a generation company. Don't fade it in 2025 and for the remainder of the decade.
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Time to ditch the MAYC. Just joined the @BoredApeYC, so I gotta ask, does #ApeFollowApe?
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So let me get this straight:
- Paraspace gets hacked on mainnet
- Recovers most of the money
- Founder allegedly pocketed a bunch of the recovered hack money
- Team calls him out, governance meltdown, they all get fired and he maintains control
- Rebrands to ParaX
- Something goes wrong with nft oracles resulting in incorrect liquidation of a bunch of people
- Goes "cross chain " and rebrands to Parallel Finance launching their own rollup
- Launches on blast as Pac Finance
- Fucks up liquidation threshold resulting in $24m losses
Amazing products and team.
How are protocols like this keeping users and TVL cause I sure as hell am not touching something like this...
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Imagine being so beholden to the algorithm that you run through mental gymnastics before replying to shitposts on the formerly a bird app.
I'm here to vibe and reply to whoever tf I want to.
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My 66 year old dad just created a crypto wallet using his email and minted his first NFT (it was an @redbullracing collectible) without needing to know anything about blockchain or figuring out how to fund the wallet with gas.
@AbstractChain onboarding experience is next level
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A new VERY clever social engineering scam is going around to steal your stuff, and it is absolutely next level. Lets dive into it and see how it works and how you can stay safe. 🧵time starring a fake Chronicles of the Inhabited Worlds discord.
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Seventy two thousand American dollars for one useless jpeg.
Nothing quite like @BoredApeYC
Never fucking leaving.
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Hardware wallets are a critical piece of secure self-custody of crypto.
Ledger has been my go-to for many years, but I decided to mix it up given some of the recent controversy.
I've had a chance to use the @gridplus Lattice1 over the last month or so so lets dive in! 1/🧵
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As we get closer to S2 of @BeepBoopBotz, lets take a look at how in S1 they systematically stole hundreds of ETH worth of assets from some of their biggest holders, and have given those assets away as twitter giveaways. A morning☕🧵
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Threadguy unironically went downhill when he abandoned the mutant pfp.
Bring back this guy. He wasn't a trash tier grifter, he was quirky and fun.
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never seen a bodoggo pfp with a take that isn't absolutely garbage
something to be studied in this
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The @SSS_HQ $SSS LP was just drained on blast because their token contract has a bug where transferring your entire balance to yourself doubles it.
The order of operations decrements the balance for "from" and then sets the balance for "to" - if these are the same address, the "toBalance" does not take into affect the decrement of "amount" and just overwrites the balance with the initial balance + transferred amount.
Attacker was able to get 1310 ETH from the LP by doubling their balance repeatedly and then selling it all
blastscan.io/tx/0x80012bf784…
blastscan.io/tx/0x62e6b906bb…
blastscan.io/tx/0xac3400e3d5…
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Alright. Finally bit the bullet and picked up a frog. Faded them at 0.15, fading no longer. Do #FrogsFollowFrogs?
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Abstract is launched, hope you are feeling @bearish_af
Thanks to the legend @scottybmitch for the honorary. Looking forward to seeing the drop tomorrow.
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Can we please stop calling people who clicked a button on a token launcher "devs"
The amount of disrespect to people who have dedicated their careers to building software is honestly astounding
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Lets dive into the @Nakamigos royalties and how all the people blindly aping into "early bayc vibes" with false hopes of the next BAYC are just gonna get rekt. Four wallets, a payment splitter and 50+ ETH in wasted gas fees borne by all the traders buying these things... 1/7
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Now that I've got 100+ @SpaceRiders_NFT I am looking to branch out into some other communities. Who shows up? @killabearsnft @sappyseals @alienfrens @LazyLionsNFT
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Alien Frens
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Lazy Lions
1,009 votes • Final results
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Just picked up my first @quirkiesnft and boy is it a beauty. Thanks to @jpgPapiii for the introduction to the project. Had my eyes on this community for a while and I am glad to finally get to join.
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I lost faith in Sappy Seals and sold them for a loss months ago. @wabdoteth is doing absolutely everything in his power to make me regret it.
Congrats to all the mfers with stronger convictions than me.
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The @SpaceRiders_NFT community has been so incredibly welcoming over the past couple of weeks. I wasn't satisfied with the number of riders I had so I decided to pick up a few more tonight. #RideWithUs #SpaceRiders #LetsRide
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There are zero @SpaceRiders_NFT available under 0.2 ETH. Something is happening. #RideWithUs
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So stoked to pull Luna as my #SRX2 from the #SpaceRiders day 6 sweep competition. Locked her up in the vault!
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Honored to receive my custom Space Lord #SpaceRiders Special Edition today. @cabralcf_ absolutely killing it with the art as always. This piece is super special as it is a web3 representation of some of my favorite things (coffee and cycling).
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So let me get this straight.
- Real users are rewarded but farmers get smoked?
- Builders are rewarded when users use their apps?
- Content creators get rewarded?
Sounds pretty rad
Introducing Abstract Incentives: Rewards done right.
Have fun onchain and earn XP, it’s as simple as that.
More information below.
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Wait until all these people aping into $PEPE find out about the original frog based shitcoin. This one even comes with pictures. 🐸
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Just doing some afternoon shopping. Still underexposed on both of these, but making some progress.
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Missed mint, but just picked up these eggs from @_HenHouseNFT.
Always great to support people building genuine products in web3, and the things @FreaKnLinkin
is doing with these and an innovative approach to RWAs is intriguing.
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The @alienfrens really showed up here! Four really strong communities but the frens took the lead. Do #frensfollowfrens?
Now that I've got 100+ @SpaceRiders_NFT I am looking to branch out into some other communities. Who shows up? @killabearsnft @sappyseals @alienfrens @LazyLionsNFT
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Happy #SRX2 to my #SpaceRiders fam. I just swept the Space Riders NFT floor with @gemxyz 💎🧹
🛒 Bought: 20 items for 2.9209 ETH
etherscan.io/tx/0x54b3d49812… gem.xyz/
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Just picked up another grail for my collection of #SpaceRiders. The black crown and dark cloak together give it amazing vibes. LFR!
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I am severely lacking on @sappyseals followers. Gonna rock the PFP for a bit. Where are my seals at? #SealsFollowSeals
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The @sappyseals staking contract is a perfect example of a trustless hard staking contract
✅Immutable contract
✅No admin withdraw function
✅No way to block users from withdrawing their assets
Look for these three parameters in a hard staking contract.
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So, turns out the frogs do raid hard. Bought another one because two is always better than one. @ThePlagueNFT @Pons_ETH
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This is a degen project.
This is NOT Yuga
This is NOT Larva labs
You all are being taken for a ride. Please stop giving these people your money and support projects that are actually building in this space and giving back to their holders.
Fin 🧵
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This beautiful @SpaceRiders_NFT was just laying on the floor so I had to grab it. Look at that shirt!
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I'm super excited about @AbstractChain launching in such a genuine and organic fashion.
No pre-deposit farming
No presales of "node licenses"
Just raw unadulterated passion and drive from the team to make it the best consumer crypto experience in the world.
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Blue check verified accounts pushing malicious wallet drainer ads nonstop on the timeline. Literally every tenth post is an ad for a drainer now. When is @XSecurity going to do something about this?
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- Launch a vibe coded and unaudited project
- Make a fuck ton of money
- Project gets exploited
- "Whoops our bad, will tweak things so it doesn't happen again"
- Get praised for communication and fixes
- Go to step 1 and repeat
What even is this industry man
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sorry boss, I can't come to work today. you see, @the77bit beta is launching on @AbstractChain and i've got to explore byte city and grind for those sweet sweet bytes so i can get a quantum core
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🐱I have a few of these cats hanging around. Time to give some away.
🎯 It's cool having a bunch, but I want to onboard some new people into the community, so for the next 48 hours:
🧹 The next 10 people to sweep 3 @meetnippy will get 1 free from my collection (my choice)
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Trust me when I say transparent heads are the alpha. Fun things coming for #SpaceRiders holders.
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How I traded my way from 0 to 100 #SpaceRiders in a month, a thread:
1/x
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The NFT markets are tanking all around but @meetnippy just keeps delivering. Got my Q2 payout - this is money from real product sales in web2, funneled back to holders of the NFTs.
How much did your NFTs earn you just for holding them without selling?
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Sometimes you have to pick sides.
Consumers want fun apps they can play with their friends.
They want memable, streamable experiences.
They want @playgigaverse, @onchainheroes, @playcambria, @gacha_game_, @multiplierfun (and so many more)
The fun is coming to @AbstractChain
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The @opensea Gemesis mint is stuck at 65535 mints. This struck me as a little odd given this is the exact max value of an unsigned 16 bit integer. Looks like something went wrong in the setup of their allowlist.
The MintParams struct clearly supports higher values (uint256) 1/4
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Super stoked to finally join @OCBalpha
Put this off way too long, but better late than never. Yarrrr🏴☠️
@Jampzer @Hydraze420
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This @SpaceRiders_NFT is not for sale, because the IP has been licensed for the cover of a book that will pay me a profit share from the sales. Utilizing NFTs in a way that you don't have to sell them to make money is the future.
#ReadWithUs
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doing a collection of full body versions of people's PFPs. who wants one?
Started with @waleswoosh
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Excited to welcome SR-01 to the vault. Not only is this one of 20 ancients that will ever exist in the #SpaceRiders collection, it is the cover of an upcoming children's book which pays royalties to holders of the featured riders. #RideWithUs #ChildrensBooks
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The unilateral decision not to give a single grant to build on Abstract has been one of the best decisions.
Instead we have curated a bunch of builders who genuinely want to build with us and want to see us succeed. In turn we are vested in seeing their success.
Despite not offering grants, we have some of the smartest and hardest working product teams out there.
Few.
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