I'm honestly so wasted right now but I love every single fucking one of you

me after receiving $1.29 cents after getting 20 million impressions:

I thought we left you in 2016…who gave you Twitter access?

i'd be more concerned about the back of the head stomp that is attempted murder

Thank you for your service Gary!

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literally nobody is gonna call a tweet an X

Just found 330 ETH in an old wallet. Bought a BAYC. Time to sweep some floors

chat is this real

people think dantes is retard but this mf eloquent

solana mfers been silent since this photo dropped on the timeline

there is one investment strategy that historically hasn’t failed buy the invasion

nft top is not in until you see this man in the orderbooks

Bro.

Sappy Seals will be launching a gamified free mint collection on bitcoin. Anybody can participate. We will never release anything purely because of hype, but this mint fits perfectly and will kickstart the Sappy Seals universe. There is extreme intention behind this.

a bayc in a group chat just called someone's lambo a "floor lambo" i quit

Giving away 5 WL (30 left) spots for Squishiverse - I'm an advisor! 🥳 Squishiverse is an artist scouting & incubation project by @PepeCloverNFT to platform up and coming creators 🔥 To Enter: 1⃣ Follow @SquishiverseNFT and @wabdoteth 2⃣ Like + RT 3⃣ Tag 3 Friends

Me watching every other team take VC funding:

WHO WANTS SOME FREE PIXL PETS!? LIKE + RETWEET nitter.app/i/spaces/1vOGwypAWnRxB

GIVING AWAY A @Llamaverse_ WL SPOT (1.2 ETH FLOOR) Giving away another WL spot later on my acc + a Pixl Pet to people who engage with my tweets today (specific tweet = secret) To enter: 1⃣ Like + RT 2⃣ Follow @wabdoteth + @Llamaverse_ 3⃣ Tag many friends (more = higher chance)

Seals are on a Williams F1 car

Turned 23 today. Wrote out a really long sappy tweet but deleted it all. So I'll just leave you with this. This last year was the craziest year of my life. Had the highest of highs, and the lowest of lows. I've learned a lot, more than I could ever imagine. Though I do feel like I'm becoming the cliché of that dude who works away his twenties without focusing on what truly matters in life. But the irony that I find humor in, is that this community, is in fact, what truly matters to me. So I'm grateful for having one of the smartest, funniest, wholesome, and just downright incredible communities out there. And I'm excited to make you all feel proud to be a part of it. It would be naive to say I knew exactly what this next year holds or the one after that or the one after that. But despite all of these unknowns, I'm looking forward to continuing this journey with all of you 🥂

Just blocked everyone that is not gonna make it.

Alright, you all you cardano mfs thought I was joking...ETH whale has just landed. What floors am I sweeping? Strong communities only. Got a lot of $ADA to unload and a point to prove.

Giving away 5 Space Pal WL spots! 🚀🌛 1. Follow @wabdoteth + @TheSpacePals 2. RT this post 3. Tag a pal below Unlimited entries! 1x per tag 🚀

Something HUGE is coming. I wouldn't miss it if i was you.. Interact with this tweet to be whitelisted.

seal pups are so precious 🥹

Messages like these are why people are afraid to speak their truth. This is not the way to act on social media. Do better.

We are so early.

I am one of the largest $ETH holders in the world (whale) who is about to make a huge investment into 1/1 art. Post yours below and I may buy. My preference is work by small artists who haven't blown up yet.

There are cardano apes selling for almost the same price as bored apes. Honestly impressed by the growth of this ecosystem. People still fading.

Around 6 months ago our team took a risk and bought 50 seals so that we could provide liquidity for our own @sudoswap pool. We have since generated around $50K in fees (royalties) and have also just received a free $20K airdrop for doing so. Alternate revenue streams exist.

Cardano has a really bad rep especially their NFT scene I had never tried the chain but gave it a shot and so far the experience has been INCREDIBLE 💙 I think everybody should give Cardano a shot, so many hidden gems on this chain! Will be buying more soon. #CardanoADA

Sappy Seals is now pulling in millions of views across Instagram & TikTok

I’m never going to a cardano event ever again

I got blocked by my ex on new years 😂

Bri'ish people be like "Oi that efferium at $1200 quid? Feel like a real knobhead for missing out on it bruv."

It's over. It's never coming back. It was all a scam, and you fell for it.

Why do the Americans not simply take out their guns and shoot the other team?

I gave my little cousin $50 worth of $lockin & he’s held it the whole time 😂😂

There is not a single word or phrase I hate more than "web3" we gotta change it to something else man

The (FREE, OWN) community is strong! I think I will give them some FREE bitcoin ordinals if they FOLLOW AND ENGAGE with my tweets 🫡

gm to everyone that would like a FREE sappy seals ordinal 🌞🌞

I'm a whale that's just switched over to $ADA from $ETH and noticed that I am not following enough cardano people. Following anyone who owns any Cardano NFT. Floor price doesn't matter - just comment below

Funny story but last cycle a bunch of my IRL friends managed to flip a couple hundred dollars into a few million each. They achieved everything most people spend their whole lives wishing they could, being financially free and being able to do whatever they liked. Ironically though, most of them consciously decided to return to the wage cage; working low-end dev jobs and stacking shelves at local supermarkets. Why? For some of them it wasn't a choice. For the others it was a total psychological malfunction after achieving what seemed to be the ending point they were so fixated on. Their brains were so disconnected from reality that they did not know what to do with themselves, what to spend their fortunes on, what to learn, where to go. Returning to normality was the only thing that could keep their psyche grounded. The lesson is that money as a means to an end is a direct betrayal of our evolutionary programming. The human mind is not designed to have a final "complete" state, as if achieving a set of arbitrary goals will somehow grant a sense of fulfilment and emotional enrichment. It was built to survive, and survival is an infinite struggle in pursuit of an impossible goal. The soul needs purpose—and the soul finds purpose in struggle, in acquiring knowledge, in mastery, in chasing a vision—in creating a legacy. Ultimately, beyond covering necessities and a comfy standard of living, wealth means nothing without a mission. The best missions are often those that allow you to create wealth as a byproduct of pursuing greatness. Every man needs his roman empire. Anyway, to reel it back and complete the story, most of my friends roundtripped their millions all the way back down to zero and the remainder who were more risk-averse got completely rugged by FTX. Stacking shelves, in the end, wasn't a choice for any of them.

GIVING AWAY A @Llamaverse_ WL SPOT (1.2 ETH FLOOR) THIS WILL BE LIVE FOR ONE HOUR SO BE READY TO SHARE YOUR WALLET ADDRESS To enter: 1⃣ Like + RT 2⃣ Follow @wabdoteth + @Llamaverse_ 3⃣ Tag many friends (more = higher chance)

The Digital Artifacts drop will be DeLayed to 6PM EST. We missed a small visual bug for some iPhone users when displaying the ordinals. Due to ordinal immutability, this is something that must be fixed. That being said, I am giving away an ordinal. Drop your wallet below.

If this post gets 1000 likes seals are dropping a free mint on solana

is this the future of nfts

Holy shit the eth community is dead

looks sappy

Throughout time the people have always been oppressed, and every single time the people have prevailed. The fight for decentralization will probably be the greatest fight the world has ever seen, and a fight that is no different to the ones before us. Crypto is inevitable.

I sold everything. My SOL and all my NFTs. I’m tired of Sol NFTs. Tired of losing money. The NFT community is so boring these days. Everyone just wants to fight with each other and tweet 1000 times a day for engagement. It’s not even funny anymore. I am moving to Cardano.

The only hope for solana is to become a sidechain of cardano.

Any partnership that reduces OpenSea’s market share to zero sounds like a great partnership to me. The physical collectible will include an extremely rare NFT that will be used within Project O.

gm to everyone that didn't buy those trump trading card nfts 🌞🌞

I'm actually so pumped for this. Should we raffle a couple ordinals away to people on Twitter? FOLLOW AND ENGAGE TO WIN type beat.

engage w this tweet and I’ll follow you/engage with you forever

gm to everyone that thinks they are good at trading despite being down over 90% on all investments 🌞🌞

I know everyone is euphoric from Bitcoin pumping but don’t forget that Ethereum is deflationary and burning tokens like we’re at a bonfire. There simply will not be enough coins for everyone.

People are fleeing solana and going to cardano. This is capitulation at its finest.

can someone explain how you're supposed to use this thing

ratio

So let me get this straight. Everyone started sending hundreds of thousands of $ to shitcoin influencers to buy them iPhones and then we tried to make up for it by paying for someone's cancer treatment. But that person didn't actually have cancer, stole art and rugged us all?

gm to everyone that has an unhealthy addiction to trading nfts 🌞🌞

Giving away a free Pixl Pet just RT 🔁 this post to enter Will also be giving away free Pixl Pets to people who engage with random tweets of mine and @camolNFT today! So turn notifications on for both of us 🔔

Actually fuck it giving away a Pixl Pet and TWO @Llamaverse_ WL spots (1.4E floor) 😈

gm to everyone that focuses on adding value wherever they can rather than hating on others 🌞🌞

I am leaving the cardano community

Who’s gonna be around a year from now? Drop your address + comment and one year from now I'll airdrop you something if you're still active 🫡

One thing people misunderstand about retail is: The average person thinks they are smarter than the average person. They love memecoins, but they also love feeling like they're sophisticated investors with a real thesis. Which is why things like cardano exist. Study this.

I present to you: the BAYC of Cardano

Which blockchain has the stronger community, cardano or solana? This will decide it.

This is who you’re trading against.

gm to everyone that understands that gaming will be the greatest trojan horse of blockchain adoption 🌞🌞

Time for my first ever (Twitter) giveaway! Win yourself this wholeome boi worth a fuckton of ETH 🦭 1⃣ Follow @wabdoteth + @sappyseals 2⃣ Tag 3+ friends 3⃣ Like + RT + give me an arf Winner drawn in 48 hours! 🕑 #ARFTOBER #nftgiveaway #nft #nftcommunity

HOLY SHIT just reached 10K followers. Going to give away this super rare @sappyseals and a WHITELIST spot for an upcoming hype drop 😱 To enter: 1⃣ Follow @wabdoteth + @sappyseals 2⃣ Like + RT 3⃣ Tag 3 #NFT friends I'll announce the winner in 24 hours! 🕑

This new 'active founder' meta genuinely seems like a sign of market maturation. Going to be amazing for the industry's wider perception - we're purging all of the scams together. Not saying we are in a bull market, but I'm definitely feeling way more bullish on NFTs as a whole.

I never understood why other founders or teams were so hesitant to retweet and engage with their community. Your community literally gave you your platform, the least you could do is help each of them grow with you and gain some opportunity for themselves.

GCR on wice telegram. - GCR flipped bearish, ppl without trading edge should have sold months ago, SOL and ETH have likely topped - 10% odds of eth ETF approval by 2025 - Memecoins likely experience a massacre soon - ppl are theatrical about goldilocks zone - KSI is long

turned 24 today only 1 more year left until i become a fucking boomer

We developed an Open World module that supports thousands of players concurrently on screen (theoretically 30,000+, even on mobile). We're running a playtest that pretty much anyone in web3 can join to stress test our infrastructure. This tech will be used in our future titles.

how it feels to be a seal rn:

Congrats to everyone in @the_ape_society community for breaking the Cardano NFT all-time high during a bear market. Your chain just needed to stop bickering between each other and work together...glad to be a part of that journey 🫡

me learning tiktok dances after twitter collapses:

a glimpse of 2024

If you're seeing this, you've made it. But not really, I'm just getting botted to smithereens and had to go private.

After months of constant deliberating we have decided to abandon all #Ethereum operations and migrate our core infrastructure and 100,000 daily active users to #Bitcoin using the @Stacks smart contract layer. Decentralisation is power for the people! #Bitcoin

没什么可看的 照常进行

today is the third anniversary of seals not going to do anything crazy this year which is a bit of a relief from scrambling trying to figure out what to drop or announce, but have had a lot of time to really think about what seals needs and wanted to make a more forward-looking post while still being retrospective. we're experiencing a lot of growth of the brand through traditional channels, people around the world are slowly falling in love with sappy. things are chugging along well, brand growing, socials growing, dev coming along nicely, which i think most people would be happy with. in my eyes that's not enough though and it bothers me quite a bit. complacency is nothing i'd ever settle for. long term plans are par for the course, we're working on growing the total pie (and getting up that shockingly low "active nft trader" count) through gaming ventures to slowly introduce people to trading digital assets and making them fall in love with the magic in a similar way to how we all did in '20/21. that's one of our long-tail approaches to ecosystem "onboarding". but what i'm wanting to focus on is improving the "now" and the terminally online element to our community. attracting people to the network through word-of-mouth (which in my opinion, is the most effective form of onboarding possible into these networks) and memes that average people enjoy and want to participate in. my highest priority right now is to breathe fresh life into seals and in general, nfts as a whole. the nft network in general is stale and lacking entertainment, there isn't much of this social accelerant around anymore. nfts were supposed to provide that and be at the frontier of art and memetics. the irony is that after 3 years and a lot of thinking my conclusion is to go full circle and return back to our roots. i've been looking back through the lore archives and to be honest i don't think i've ever had as much fun with nfts as i did in the first few weeks/months of seals. none of that was related to price either since it took a good few months below mint before we really saw price appreciation — it was more about the memetic production of the community. we literally treated seals like a memecoin. the quality of the videos/memes and the speed at which they were made was absurd, even looking at memecoin communities now it was actually unlike anything i've seen to this day. i would say that's probably the main reason why after all these years the community has had an extremely high retention relative to most other communities, that memetic excellence and the entertainment that came with it. being objective, i would say some of that has faded through mostly fault of my own for many many reasons that i could write a whole post about but is irrelevant for now. the tl;dr is just that there was a lot of noise from startup "advisors" alongside some posting-anxiety (i.e. "it's not professional for a ceo/founder to be posting like that"). so i'm going to work on fixing that and just making things more fun again. there is no full 0-100 public strategy or plan, we're just going to do what incrementally feels right in the moment and just improve, taking inspiration from previous mimetic works within the community while still contributing to the current zeitgeist, and lead by example. there's some other things in the works in order to breathe some fresh life into the community and continue growth; after meeting @yummy_theartist and @mayanmango in vegas last month they pushed quite heavily for a revisiting of the art refresh concept. people in the community seem to love their art and trait designs so we're going to lock in and see where it goes. from what they've shown me the clean up and adjustments they've made have been pretty on point, so we'll see if something fruitful comes from it. as always, i'm all for community suggestions/contributions to things that matter to people. i've always had some other ideas that come with pretty big risks - now might be the time to take some of those risks, we'll see. either way, all of this is going to be an uphill battle since memecoin tribalism, crypto nihilism, anti-NFT sentiment from CT and the world in general is at ATH but i'm very certain this direction is the correct one. happy 3rd sappyversary

Coming soon to a store near you.

gm to everyone that listened to us over the past few months and actually bought a fucking seal or frog or penguin like we told you to over and over again 🌞🌞

Everyone should have to work a minimum wage job at least once in their lifetime. The level of entitlement from people fed from a silver spoon that have never experienced a day of struggle in their life never ceases to astound me.

Sappy Seals did more daily volume than the entire cardano blockchain

gm to everyone regardless of ethnicity, location or class 🌞🌞

BREAKING: @IOHK_Charles JUST INVITED ME TO HIS RANCH

👇👇 Launching a new project 👇👇 THERE ARE ONLY 1000 WL SPOTS FIRST 1000 RT GET WHITELIST

Cardano's blue chip has flipped nearly every NFT collection on solana and ethereum ☠️

gm to everyone that wants a FREE bitcoin ordinal in preparation for tonight’s digital artifacts drop 🌞🌞