Dating in SF is hard because you and many other tech bros speak this obstreperous autistic tech pidgin to conceal the fact you have no original thoughts and are incapable of uttering anything of substance. No one wants to date someone with the internal monologue of a sea urchin.
dating in sf is hard, it’s just like doing sales for your ai startup:
- stuck in a 6-month pilot
- acts of service is the product (no self-serve onboarding)
- ‘thought partner + synergies’ is the wedge
- too much follow-up: closed-lost
- pitching
- waiting for legal to define the partnership
high intent and low conversion
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You guys are so wired up from growing up struggling to get your parents’ approval and not fitting in that you can’t even pick up a dumbbell without seeking validation. Work is the only language you drones speak because you’re so accustomed to using it as currency for recognition.
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Imagine you have immigrant parents who borrowed against your mental health through years of rote memorization, tutoring, 50 APs, verbal abuse, only time they touch you is when they hit you. Only for you to end up at a circlejerk networking event talking about ur slopware startup
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X is the highbrow version of LinkedIn for upper midwit formerly gifted kids to jack each other off. Reading the replies to these posts it’s obvious this site is a virtual group therapy session for them.
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Really good list. Adding
- Travel nurse
- Very little female friends, hangs out in male spaces
- Uses the word “trauma” unironically
- Stuck in therapy
- Too right wing
- Seeks guidance in astrology, tarot, crystals
- Gamer
- Gay best friends
- Uses discord
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Yeah I’ve been to some of these parties too. After a while you notice there’s many related strains of this rehearsed choreography, like using technical/rationalist language out of context to make things seem complicated and give whatever’s being talked about artificial depth.
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We're like those homeless people you see on the train talking to themselves. it's really not for you, it's for us
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Getting a push notification with explicit details of a past gooning session with ani while my kid is watching cocomelon on my iPad
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Klaus Schwab and the Neoliberal globalists want you to grab overpriced drinks with a chiink from Hinge and listen to her talk for 3 hrs about White L0tus, her abusive exes, going to raves, skinny dipping with a group of 7 spanish guys in Bali before she rewards you with Chlamydia
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He was a Software Engineer at a tech company in San Jose and heard his H1B coworkers speaking Telugu to each other with the left side of his face
Here’s how his face looked after 30 years
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Friendly? After decolonization the black governments effectively kicked out Indians and confiscated their wealth. In Tanzania Nyerere was upset Gujaratis controlled banking and urban real estate so he nationalized the economy. Same thing in Kenya. Far from "friendly"
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I went to college with these types of people. I had chiink roommates whose parents would come over and yell at them even though they made it to a top uni. What exactly am I envious of? We ended up at the same place without my parents doing all this nonsense.
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Me explaining to a South Asian girl how she was destined to be a neurotic b1tch bcuz South Asian women express 3 polymorphisms of the CYP2C19 gene attributed to low activity of the CYP2C19 hepatic enzyme that catalyzes the hydroxylation of 17ß-Estradiol causing estrogen dominance
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White People are Tamil. Caucasian languages are Dravidian, Svan came from Shiva and Kartvelian came from Kartikeya. The “steppe” isn’t in Europe, the “steppe” is Kumari Kandam. Neanderthals spoke Tamil during the last ice age. Balangoda man was Caucasian. nitter.app/hindookissinger/status…
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Cluely is a company wearing startup drag. It’s a caricature doing an exaggerated performance of startup culture. The act shows how bullshit is etched into the marrow of every startup. Founders are bullshit CRAFTsman & evangelists who end up believing the bullshit they sell to VCs
Call me old fashioned, but I think building a company is a craft. Not this low-nutrition, high-calorie junk.
Not sure what's causing this spike in startup slop.
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Autists pursue Asian women because Asian women prevent sensory overload by having dull flat faces, wearing very little makeup, and having no ass or tits. They’re base model women. Autistic safe food. No bells and whistles. It lets you focus. Attractive women are overstimulating.
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Most of these women don't have a choice with these guys. How is being forced into marriage (by their father) with a random guy from the village alpha? These women also have no access to birth control hence lots of kids.
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Dude my dad is a civil servant who served 10 years in the military instead of going to college. I grew up middle class. No idea what you're talking about.
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Women’s positive affirmations:
I am enough.
I love and accept my body completely.
I will nourish my soul with healthy thoughts and honor my body’s need to rest and recharge.
Men’s positive affirmations:
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Similar related phenomena with blacks is if you go to the ghetto, you'll see base model Mercedes or BMWs. If you go to a Gucci or LV store, plenty of blacks coming out with tiny trinkets that don't cost much. They love signaling status to compensate for a lack of it.
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When a Brown woman talks about being a victim of white racism, she wasn't actually a victim of it, that's just her pathoplastically molding her narcissism into something socially acceptable. Victimhood is a culturally intelligible form of anxiety surrounding one's corporeality.
NEW: Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."
"It is so difficult to grow up as a person of color, specifically a woman, and view yourself as beautiful in any sense of the word."
The professional victims are relentless.
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You make $350k at your tech job and commute 4 hrs everyday from your shitbox in Tracy to South Bay in your base model tesla so your kids don’t go to a high school with YNs. You burrow what little money you have left like a RAT into your RATirement. The light in your eyes is gone.
Can you freaks please stop talking about how $350k isn't a lot of money?? Something is wrong with your soul
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Knowing your BMI is such a fat-coded tell. I’ve never met a person with abs who knew their BMI. Always the fat fucks who can’t put the fork down always letting people know their “BMI” as if a shitty metric overrides our eyesight. I don’t care what your BMI is, lift up your shirt.
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“Every time i open this app i search your username and during the time it takes to load your gas station sushi slop, im hoping it’ll say ‘this account doesn’t exist.’ i’m hoping one day you realize ur not a degenerate forced to post ragebait into the abyss like the rest of us”
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“Free market” capitalism dredged mephistophelian races like the descendants of Balangoda man out of quarantine and into urban centers, races that have been isolated and i’d venture to say HIDDEN since time immemorial. Forget race mixing, some people were never designed to be SEEN
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Getting one of these AI sex dolls but instead of Asian getting one of a ghetto hood rat that weighs 300 lbs preloaded with a gallon of Gonorrhea discharge, trained on 9 million hours of Ebonics audio, it even taunts you “is that all you got nigga?” if you don’t hit her cervix
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The best way to prevent your wife from getting fat is surrounding yourself with women hotter than her. In a way, you're actually looking out for her health and longevity. You'd be in direct violation of your marital obligations if you *didn't* do this.
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Corporate cattle are primary consumers whose role in the ecosystem is to convert the energy in salads & matcha into usable energy for predators at a higher trophic level. Ideology constructs a narrative to give meaning to the absurd, useless existence of sending emails for 40 yrs
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It’s called representation. Hollywood isn’t full of self-hating Indian guys who project their skin color insecurity onto their women. This isn’t bollywood where you’re operating off colonial biopolitics to palliate your backwards society’s collective anxiety surrounding dark skin
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Remote work has accelerated Telugu migration to more temperate areas similar to Andhra like the Dallas suburbs which are more favorable for breeding. Telugus are stenothermal creatures, so quarantining them outside their thermal breeding window is crucial for curbing their growth
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One would expect more given all that effort. nitter.app/agedchenpi/status/1950…
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In America you can't repair your own ice cream machine or tractor because the manufacturer protects their software with DRM to prevent you from identifying which parts are causing the problem so you're forced to pay them whenever it breaks
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This is why asking a man what’s his type is the male version of asking for zodiac signs. Tells you if he’s confrontational, neurotic, conscientious, seeks out asymmetric risk. Never seen a guy with Yellow Fever put his entire net worth into a 15 leg parlay.
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TSA dogs aren’t trained to sniff for drugs, they’re trained to sniff for compounds typically used in explosives.
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You only see guys like this in NYC & parts of LA like Silver Lake because they carved out an extremely narrow niche in the pussy ecosystem with their Labubussies. They’re specialists who exhibit low resilience to stressors. Put this “thing” in Miami for a weekend & it’s finished
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The more interviews of “protestors” you watch, the more you realize that “riots are the language of the unheard” is wrong and that “riots are the language of the bottom quintile of society who have exhausted their 500 word vocabulary” is a fairer characterization.
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5yo: What’s that glass thing?
me: That’s daddy’s meth pipe. it helps daddy create shareholder value at his job
5yo: Stop worrying about making a fake number go up for a company who doesn’t care about you and play with me!!
5yo: What are those pills?
me: My birth control, so I don’t accidentally have more babies
5yo: Don’t take those; have one hundred babies
me:
5yo: What are those other pills?
me: My focus medicine [Adderall], to help me work
5yo: Don’t take those; play with me
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Bihari incels living like bugs in the squalor of Paharganj and armed with one bar of Vodafone Idea 2G will log on here and accuse a fine young woman of wearing “1 kg” of makeup on her face meanwhile these same guys are “wearing” 10 kg of fat on their abdomens
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You don't owe society your surplus labor. You have a social obligation to contribute to your own survival but that's it. Imagine feeling guilty for not letting an MNC wring you out. Now, you should work because it creates a path to self-actualization and because of reciprocal
hot take i know many friends will disagree with me on: this is a deeply selfish act of theft from civilization
if you’re a smart capable young person, society poured millions of dollars into raising you
you have a moral obligation to pay it back with the surplus of your labor
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10 years into marrying T*ylor Sw*ft, Trav*s K*lce will hanց himself in his garage and leave a note saying how her flat ass gave him existential vertigo, how her flat ass made him feel trapped, how coming home to that flat ass robbed him of his joie de vivre and dionysian vitality
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Hearing a woman talk about Love Island is like camping in the Mojave desert and getting woken up by a skinwalker asking you for directions. That is not a human, that is a peripatetic demonic entity trapped in a human body stuck in a feedback loop of crude imitation.
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Injecting my wife with Chinese peptides so she can lose those last few pounds but it’s taking too long so replacing it with a lethal dose of Potassium chloride. As I inject it I tell her “A couple weeks and you’ll have abs” the same way you’d comfort a sick dog getting put down.
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Women who use dating apps are a lot like foster kids. Just a bunch of broken women going in and out of strangers’ homes. She’s not in a “situationship” her pussy is in foster care.
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One more scoop of magnesium biglycinate bro and I promise I’ll get motivation to do something with my life. Just one more scoop man. Give me one more scoop and I’ll get the motivation to move out of my mom’s house I promise just one more scoop. We’ll try a different brand this ti
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Going back in time to prevent Jason Calacanis from Angel investing in Uber so I dont have to see his down syndrome looking ass all over the timeline
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Immigrants love Costco because the free samples remind them of the street food vendors back home in their shithole country. They congregate like flies and stare aimlessly at the microwave, suspended in a trance, their reticular activating system waiting for that cacophonous beep.
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Imagine spending a couple grand to sun your ballsack with a bunch of other men in the mountains
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Whites weren't the ones constantly saying itni kali ho gai around you during childhood that gave you his infantile fixation on your ethnic features. Blaming whites is just a convenient way to simultaneously channel resentment and fuel narcissism.
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The C in YC stands for Circlejerk because it's just a bunch of guys giving each other brojobs (buying each other's shit)
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We Wents From Eating Gubment Cheese In School🧀 To Acquiring That Gubment Cheese And Creatin Schools 🙏🏿📚🧀We Out Chere Building That Generashunal Wealf 💯 We Ain’t Like Y’all We Cut From a Different Cloth Don’t Get It Misconscrewed✋🏿🗣️
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The future Boomercons want: Ovulating women packed like Bangladeshis into excel sweatshops & chained to their desks with Ritalin IV drips. Shuttled like hogs to the z0gchow feedlot troughs. Forced breeding with broccoli haired mulattos on Hinge to make next gen of Corvée laborers
The vilification of a 9 to 5 job amongst this generation is absolutely fascinating to me
For gods sake, you are working in an air conditioned office where you have to reply to emails and add or multiply a few numbers on excel
Most people around the world would kill for that
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That’s my unicorn truffle pig. She sniffs out guys with Asperger’s building unicorns. Look at her. Notice anything different about her? Look at the epicanthic folds on her eyes. Dairy gives her diarrhea. She’s also a former CCP asset. Yeah I’m sure this startup’s a unicorn.
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Black guys crashing out over Obese black women who look like dudes is proof black men are the only men capable of true love. Black women don’t get eat*ng dis*orders or plastic surgery cuz their men see the body as teleological where every fuckup irreducibly CONTRIBUTES to his nut
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Calling them "refuge" is superficial. Mid White guys pull hotter Asian/Indian girls bc of 1) ignorance to cross-cultural beauty standards 2) desire for both to push each other's features in the direction of what their respective cultures sees as ideal
For Indians, Darker skin,..
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Any guy who willingly dates an Indian girl has mommy issues.
I don’t know any other reason why a guy would subject himself to an insufferable prima donna other than her neurotic antics allows you to replay the trauma your mom gave you as a kid.
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Finding a wife the old fashioned way by driving around Fremont, CA with my windows down blasting Arijit Singh...
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When a man's testosterone dips too low, he starts getting attracted to Asian women. Put these "guys" on TRT and I guarantee you they'd wake up.
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I go to equinox because I don't want to be around poor people and all of the riff-raff that comes with them. I don't care about the classes, eucalyptus towels, etc.
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Imagine if this were around when he died. Instead of carrying the drink and the skittles, he wouldve had a free hand to fight back. Rest in power king.
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My son's coughing up blood. Wife says he needs to go to the Hospital. I told her to create a ticket in the family JIRA and I'll take a look. She said driving him to the hospital isnt a breaking change in the family I told her i dont care how small the change is, create a ticket
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This is how Filipino women raised in conditions of resource insecurity talk. Your amygdala thinks it still needs to scavenge like a rodent through Jollibee trash cans for drumsticks so you could boil the scraps as "Pagpag" to sell outside your squatter shack in the slums of Tondo
Women have locker room talk too.
We say things like “250k,” “tech founder,” “he bought me a Louis,” “6’+,” “dinner reservations,” “pro athlete.”
It’s not rage bait.
It’s just how we talk.
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“Hey excuse me, what aisle is the jew coke at? No not the zogcoke, the one with the yellow cap”
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Toddler ass rizz. You got grown men showing off stickers to chuzz like they’re in Montessori 😹😹😹🤦🏿♂️
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"These people [black celebrities] aren't leaders, they're puppets and clowns that have been set up over the black community by those in power. They have been made celebrities and usually say exactly what they know those in power want to hear." - Malcolm X at UC Berkeley (1963)
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Passing thru Austin. First thing I see here are those Gay electric scooters lying around and homeless people passed out on benches.
You guys are 5 yrs behind us in SF.
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Dumb people go further in life than midwits because they ask dumb questions and aren't afraid of looking dumb. When you ask enough dumb questions, you eventually reach the root of the problem.
This is why your Engineering Manager is a retard. Wanna get promoted? Become retarded
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lifting to max every single day no belt no warmup completely dehydrated. each new herniated disk is a new PR. big twink is conquered when entire spine is SHATTERED
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It’s incredible how if you give a guy in Himachal Pradesh an internet connection the first thing he does is go on Twitter and argues about which ethnic group has the closest PCA distance to the IVC skeletons found at Roopkund Lake.
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For real tho. I just hate how they removed the relationships topic. I remember going to that topic specifically just to read about FOBs venting about their arranged marriages.
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The numbers on the dumbbells at the gym are not how much they weigh. The number's the amount of effort you're putting in. You're lifting dumbbells with 50 on them? You're giving 50% effort.
How about you start putting in 100%
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Zohran is driven by a hatred of blacks not whites. It’s why he’s ousting a black mayor & tried to take a black seat at Columbia. He’s avenging Gujjus for their expulsion out of Uganda. He’s a socialist who wants to redistribute wealth because blacks redistributed his ppl’s wealth
Don’t be fooled by the fake theatre kid public displays of emotion. Mamdani is motivated by a murderous hatred of whites, just like his father, and he’d put you and your whole family in a camp if he could.
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You either retire early as a software engineer or live long enough to get a Telugu boss who turns your entire team brown
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Capitalism is a demonic system engineered by Satan that forces Ovulating women to create powerpoints at a fake non-profit job that she commutes to on a subway full of blacks from an apartment with no AC that she shares with 3 women for $2000/mo
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Did you not even read my reply? I literally said these women don't have a choice marrying these men nor do they have a choice in having these men's children. You can have loser guys guaranteed marriage because he has some livestock.
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When the raceplay scene with your bedwench wife gets a little too intense and historically accurate
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Hating whites is a luxury belief that browns adopt to signal education and distance themselves from their provincial co-ethnics. This is why you see brown libtards with White men. This habitus is her display of fitness. She’s so well-assimilated that she can afford to say this.
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Waymo costs more than Uber to go the same distance because Waymo speaks English and won’t sexually harass you.
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Blacks are allergic to headphones because playing their music in front of White people reminds them of being in slavery and singing “Negro spirituals” in the fields both as an act of resistance against the White Slavocracy and as a method of transcending the pain of subjugation
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Alternative timeline where Chamath's dad joins the tamil tigers and Chamath grows up fatherless, spending the rest of his life as an aging man selling Idiyappam on the streets of colombo yelling "pipty rupee! pipty rupee!" to british vloggers sticking gopros in his face
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The reason why I have Imran Khan pbuh as my profile pic is because it draws out Hindutvas like this. They’re like worms which crawl to the surface when it rains. He didn’t even process the content of my post, he sees a Pakistani, feels a disturbance, and he crawls out.
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Masculinity for women is whatever benefits them. Ask any woman what masculinity is and she’ll give you a list like this. Masculinity in its abstract form antagonizes femininity. It transmutes chaotic feminine energy into something tractable through the logic of domination.
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