When I’ve got 12 at the blackjack table
NO KINGS. TODAY. NATIONWIDE.
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Barstool Sports is dead. Generational run from 2011-2020. Portnoy has lost his mind and 90% of the content is unwatchable
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A DUI might be cheaper
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Those 3 months where I hit my driver straight
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Gia Duddy x Sydney Thomas collab will feed families
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Once this chick popped up in 2K I never bought another game
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Do y’all think Charlie Woods says nigga?
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Just let this veteran cut me in line for the urinal. Least I could do today.
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Very nice of you Dad
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Replying to @Realrclark25
Angel Reese still isn’t gonna let you hit there’s no need for all this
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You can’t make this stuff up
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11 blacks couldn’t tackle him
Jamie Dupree
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I’m definitely on a watch list
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Micah Handlogten forever a legend for burning his redshirt with 7 games left in the regular season to help us win a natty
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Quite the HR Derby fit
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Pretty sure Doris Burke just said niggerbockers
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Found the alarms on my phone from 2018. What a time to be alive
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Mollyfarming in basketball season
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Replying to @MagnetMyPic
That’s not even barstool anymore šŸ˜‚
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It actually bothers me how hard it fell off. Prime Barstool got me through some hard times in life always knowing I could get a laugh. Now the only laughs I get are from @MrJerryOC who isn’t even an employee
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This was the peak of post Urban Meyer Florida football
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Replying to @MikeyGrabBags
Dave’s gonna go from simping for her to hating her after this
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This guy at my work uses the word ā€œboysā€ as a verb ā€œWe should boys the brewery after work sometimeā€ ā€œGonna boys it up this weekendā€ ā€œI’m gonna go boys around and see if anyone wants to go hit golf ballsā€
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Kai Trump should date Ryan Williams
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He isn’t perfect but Lane Kiffin was made to be the head coach at the University of Florida. Score a lot of points, exciting offense, cocky, fast tempo, not afraid to speak his mind. His wife’s family is Florida football royalty. Match made in heaven. Bring him home!
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Jerry what do you even do at Barstool any more other than tweet about golfing with Indians
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Ole Miss has a higher acceptance rate than Santa Fe College
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Replying to @TheWizard19841
ā€œCoach I lied I didn’t hit in high schoolā€
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Replying to @barstoolsports
This clip is so dumb. The GM called the Redskins after this to try to make a trade and got shut down hard. The #2 pick wasn’t for sale.
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Rory destroyed a tee marker as well. A conversation is past due about the behavior of Tour players…
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Replying to @canonclaycomb
Neither of these are what you’re supposed to do
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Firm just changed their social logos to rainbow colors
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Replying to @charliekirk11
Is this one actually a Christian
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Never forget they called this a catch
InAllKindsOfWeather.com
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Replying to @MurrayHillGuy1
Did you seriously make a reservation and cancel it on top of texting yourself all of this for a tweet
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Flight from Gainesville to Oxford scheduled for tomorrow afternoon šŸ‘€
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Opposing counsel was being a dick so I looked up his GHIN 😭 no wonder he’s mad bro just shot 117
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Replying to @JackMac @jackmac
Someone needs to show them the clips last year where OPPOSING TEAMS were intentionally missing free throws and not trying to rebound so Angel Reese could get a double double
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Jay Z took over the Super Bowl halftime decisions in 2019 and we haven’t had a white performer since
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In a SHOCKING revelation, Travis Hunter and the hood’s girlfriend don’t have working smoke detectors
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Update: I’m balling out on a $45 Lyft
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Replying to @MLB
Trump’s President we don’t do this anymore
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Replying to @Jerrythekid21
This ends with you in jail or fired sorry Jerry
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Replying to @NoEscalators
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Instant Impact 🐊 @VB3_9 and @18Dallaswilson making Florida history. #GoGators
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Replying to @JackMac @jackmac
She belongs in a mental health hospital
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Replying to @OldRowOfficial
I’m genuinely confused how the bald black chick didn’t win
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Replying to @GatorsBB
Tony Vitello acts this way 60 games a year
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The first 7 minutes of the Arizona game
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The nose of the football is in his palm when he’s allegedly throwing it forward. Watching Georgia football is like watching WWE
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What planet do these chicks live on. Big Cat got dragged through the mud for 3 weeks and got bullied into admitting he’s from Massachusetts. Nobody called Big Cat powerful
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Replying to @eileenul1ck
I was at dinner with my friends and they had it on at the bar and I said I’d only go to Savannah Bananas if my mom asked me. Sure enough check my phone when I leave to that text from her
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Replying to @SeanWAlcide
Colin hated both of these guys as prospects. Was Baker’s biggest hater by far
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Replying to @JackMac @jackmac
A man of honor unlike McAfee
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Replying to @NUCLRGOLF
This is me buying deals on Facebook marketplace
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LIV team championship is the most prestigious award a golfer can win
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The JUICE is loose 🧃🧃🧃
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I knew one who would house sit for a member and he’d pay her $500 extra to walk around naked so he could watch on the cameras
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Replying to @HBCBURNER
Steve this is actually crazy. I am impressed. I’d recommend ā€œis she a water park?ā€ Not sure if you’ve heard that line before
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Replying to @big12sucks9
Would, would, would, would, would, would, and would!
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Replying to @danorlovsky7
He ran out of fake stories about Rory’s childhood
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This is what happens when Vitello is your manager. Classless
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The Chick-fil-A fall off is so sad man
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Why is Jordon Hudson not on the cover
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Life is complete thanks Coach feeling nicey
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Replying to @Will_N11
He has to shave his head
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Replying to @ByMarkDaniels
Can’t even do cocaine anymore
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Replying to @stoolpresidente
Gotta be Smitty
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Replying to @Reese10Angel
So it’s just a coincidence this comes out right after you claimed unsubstantiated racism allegations?
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Replying to @FloridaGators
This moment ruined my life

ALT Lsu Florida GIF

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Replying to @MLFootball
This is why restaurants have menus!
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Ole Miss Hot Board 1.0 for its likely vacant HC position: 1. Jon Sumrall 2. Charlie Weiss 3. James Franklin 4. Dan Mullen 5. Rhett Lashlee
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Replying to @joestakx
He gave me consent
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Replying to @John_Fanta
Pitino hates coaches that talk to the refs all game
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Vanimal worked for Pfizer for 6 years? Did the vax take him out?
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Replying to @RetardBradley
I thought these only existed in NCAA
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Replying to @AlexNewman55
PMT has even dropped off a little bit. I like ANUS but that’s about all that’s left.
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Magic Johnson literally got AIDS from banging dudes while in a relationship with his wife
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Replying to @coldcallsniper
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Replying to @BSStormChasers
#NotMyBarstool the Milton Barstool is rolling in its grave
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Replying to @kirkmin
Daddy Dave has to protect Bri from catching any heat
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Cignetti stuffed Kirby in a locker 😭
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Replying to @AlexNewman55
This dude is on everyone in Atlanta’s TikTok. Actually seems like a decent dude but very corny
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If only Gainesville/UF had a hospital
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Rico belongs in an insane asylum. Scary he just walks with the rest of us
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I just had an Ole Miss fan tweet me a screenshot of his bank account with $3000 in it as a flex. What have we come to man
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Replying to @jrbedsy
Yeah we have this thing called grass in the SEC
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Replying to @Jerrythekid21
Jerry’s gotta be so sad he doesn’t have to work
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Ryan Williams slipping at the water park
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If Spurrier took over this week we’d go to the SECG
Spurrier, indirectly commenting on Billy’s offense as only Spurrier can. šŸ˜‚
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Replying to @espn
No Yelich is a disgrace. Biggest black eye on baseball since the Black Sox
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HBCU Cruise this will not end well
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Replying to @SECNetwork
This is disgusting go back to the Big 12
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