Him to his mandem when he got home!!
I invited him to the crib, cooked for him gave him the sloppiest neck you can manifest in your mind, let him fold me like a origami bird, called him a Uber, then blocked him and never spoke to him again. I really beat him to the punch. We are learning the game too fast 🤣
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bro couldn't stand poverty
🚨🔵 Ilkay Gündogan back to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place with German midfielder to join on contract valid until June 2025.
Agreement reached after positive talks in last 48h and Pep Guardiola said yes, as revealed yesterday.
Gündogan will leave Barça for FREE.
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This is embarrassing for Spanish football. At what point does FIFA step in and suspend Rubiales??
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asked a portuguese who likes afrobeat which artiste she frequently listens to, she said “ajebo hustlers”
dawg when i tell you my jaw dropped!😂
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oya there's a new offer. post your bank statement from last month, ir your total withdrawals exceed N3m, I'll send you N500K instantly. You have 30 minutes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m just seeing this. Not you that is addicted to betting and keeps failing mercilessly wanting to offer me 500k. Where will you see 500k? Have you even eaten this night?
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isn't city supposed to pay him all his wages while he's under contract? the fact that they're prolonging this sounds wildly racist to me.
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🚨 Manchester United adds Mason Greenwood back to their squad on club's official website.
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Post a video evidence to prove you've ever been picked up by an escort and I'll send you N500k right away. You have 10 minutes.
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this club go soon dey sell loud
🚨 Barcelona have opened a shop next to the Camp Nou to sell Camp Nou grass. 🌱
The prices range from €20 to €420. 💰
(Source: @relevo)
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I'll be supporting you throughout this season and definitely buy a getafe shirt as well.
Thank you for giving this incredible talent and his family a second chance at his career❤️
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What is happening with Spanish FA or have they always been this corrupt? What has the Spanish government said about this?
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I literally said "bank statement from last month" not your annual report.
You're also 7 minutes late.
Have a good night. nitter.app/ore_akiinde/status/147…
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Dai la corona all'uomo che l'ha indiscutibilmente guadagnata. Non essere razzista!!
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Hoping someday artistes would push boundaries and create innovative and unforgettable visual experiences like Michael Jackson did
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i remember you guys saying osimhen couldn't do this against professionals btw
Rooted in the Game
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Kofi in Palace dressing room after scoring the winner against man united
Welcome to Palace, Kofi ❤️💙
We're delighted to announce the signing of Kofi Balmer from Larne F.C. 🙌
#CPFC
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laycon and mayorkun killed this song🔥🔥
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why is he comfortable spending the season on the bench? no desire to seek game minutes elsewhere or whatsoever.
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This is proof that one bad move can have a catastrophic impact on a player’s career. I hope more footballers learn from this.
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rema O2 later today. i'll be bringing the best part of the show to everyone on my snap
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£658m only to bottle the league to city after topping the league table for 248 days. do you know how insane that is😭😭
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Bro said
Welcome to Palace, Kofi ❤️💙
We're delighted to announce the signing of Kofi Balmer from Larne F.C. 🙌
#CPFC
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