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even the title landlord is so DUMB. “”lord”” of the “”land”” 💀 pack it up farquaad
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he says this like jolene isnt the hardest song out there...... try again xx
Jack Harlow told @RollingStone he reached out to Dolly Parton’s team in the hopes of making a collaboration happen:
“I want to put her on some hard shit,”
🔗: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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my bf driving us through my hometown: 👨 🚘
me: that’s the hardware store where my friend maria worked, once i got pulled over at that stop sign, we’d turn here if we were going to my grandma’s house, this is where the high school is, we drive thru this park to see christmas li
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if u live with a significant other and think all the co-quarantining will cause u to break up, email me at megzukin at gmail dot com. i’m not writing a story im just messy and love drama
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kirsten dunst could do once upon a time in hollywood but leonardo dicaprio couldn’t do bring it on
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cannot relate to this at all. there is no sweeter paradise than watching law and order: svu in a random ass hotel. order chipotle, crank up that air conditioning, and kick back and relax
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can’t talk rn i’m doing hot girl shit*
*eating salt and vinegar chips to the point of causing dozens cuts along the roof of my mouth and gums
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i think those of us who were on tumblr in the era of nothing tastes as good as skinny feels..... should be entitled to financial compensation
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addicted to 22 year old love island contestants saying they haven’t felt this happy in a very long time
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i see #ThingsIWillMissAboutLockdown is trending........... good news: you don’t have to miss lockdown!! it’s still happening!! stay inside
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ben affleck really blaming jennifer for his drinking like she didn't drive his ass to rehab 3 whole years after they announced their divorce????????????????? crusty and dusty!
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not cillian murphy and his snatched waist and razor sharp cheekbones being worse for my body dysmorphia than barbie
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if ur over...... idk 27 and thinking about tweeting about skinny jeans or middle parts or side parts.......... consider not doing that instead
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it’s crazy because being a lovable nepo baby would be sooooooooooooooooo easy. all you would literally have to say is, “yeah, i get auditions and roles because my parents are famous!” and you’d instantly be the most beloved baby
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when sandra oh receives her honorary academy award in 30 years, they better roll this clip
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the news shouldn’t have to be profitable! the news shouldn’t have to be profitable! the news shouldn’t have to be profitable! the news shouldn’t have to be profitable! the news shouldn’t have to be profitable!
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peacock is the best streaming app……… where else can you get oppenheimer and every real housewives franchise
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i know i know i know we all talk about this phenomenon but it has felt especially pronounced since covid… the spiritual/natural/crunchy white woman to maga/conspiracy/unlearning pipeline is just …….. HUH
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this is giving heidi montag level of staging (complimentary)
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the only way men should tweet
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
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curious about how the emilia perez cast and academy voters will respond to karla sofia gascon’s islamophobic and vile tweets. the fact that these tweets span years, and there are so many of them, prove that these are her consistent and blatant beliefs
it’s so insane that karla sofía gascón still has these tweets up. straight up have never seen tweets this racist from someone actively campaigning to win an ACADEMY AWARD. there are more than a dozen…
ALT translation of tweet reading: “New attack in France, beheadings in Nice by one of these retarded followers of Allah. How many times will we have to expel these madmen from Europe until we realize that their religion is INCOMPATIBLE with Western values. We do not learn. Thank you Erdogan.” Accompanied by a racist caricature of a Muslim.
ALT Translation of tweet from Spanish to English saying: Islam is becoming a hotbed of infection for humanity that urgently needs to be cured.
ALT Translation of quote tweet from Spanish to English saying: How many more times will history have to expel the Moors from Spain… we have not yet realized what this threat of civilization means, which constantly attacks the freedom and coherence of the individual. It’s not about racism, it’s about Islam
ALT Image of a Muslim family where a woman is covered completely. Translation to English saying: Islam is wonderful, without any kind of sexism. Women are respected, and when they are respected a lot, they leave a little square on their face so that their eyes and mouth can be seen, but only if they behave well. Although they dress like that for pleasure. What a DEEP DISGUSTING HUMANITY.
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the boat stuck in the suez canal was finally free.... but I couldn’t help but wonder when i’d be free from the prison of my mind
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if i was involved w the pam and tommy series i literally wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.
pamela anderson discusses for @Variety
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how much money would you pay to be in a group chat with katie, stassi, and kristen rn
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work friends are like… let’s tell each other our innermost secrets, reveal all our traumas, divulge what’s going on in the lives of our loved ones…. and then the clock strikes 5 on friday and it’s like bye bitch! see u monday let’s pick it up then xx
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is there anything — ANYTHING — better than reading a book you simply can’t put down, a book that you’re going to cancel plans to keep reading, a book that you’ll keep reading late into the night, until your eyeballs are strained?????? is there????!!?!!!??
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harry styles makes his appearance at the end of the show ✨ watch variety's annual hitmakers event (via livestream) here: piped.video/watch?v=2iJ3yqpz…
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who cares about TENET when we still don’t have any answers about PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN 😤😤
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moment of appreciation for carrie fisher's FLAWLESS line reading of "you're right, you're right, i know you're right" in when harry met sally
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werner herzog saw marty’s comments on marvel and texted him that he couldn’t weigh in because he has no idea what marvel is
Werner Herzog didn't feel pressure working with Jon Favreau on #TheMandalorian: "I do not know what other films he has made" bit.ly/2X9187J
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i officially know....... 22 people in los angeles who have gotten breakthrough covid................
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my friend is a teacher who has been teaching her 8th graders over zoom since the beginning of the school year
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im sorry ——— there's a team called the nuggets???????????????? back to vanderpump rules i go
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is there anything worse than when u decide to buy yourself a little treat (a latte, a bagel, an ice cream) and that treat turns out to be the most disgusting thing you've ever consumed?
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what’s really sad…. and also funny….. is that tom sandoval honestly thinks he’s A-list hot shit
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im watching the fifth element for the first time and.................... what the fuck lmao
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