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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, don’t know anything about them yet cause I got lost screengrabbing their Wikipedia, will read tomorrow
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remember the hidden tracks that used to be in the negative seconds on CDs? what the fuck that was cool as hell
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favorite parts of being gay:
alcoholism
friends more fun
jokes funnier
taste more discerning
not being straight (dating/marriage)
party til 7 am literally every single night of my life
talking to women- those guys rock
being hot
remaining hot
everyone else is hot
anonymous sex
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There’s a thing I call “Yale mouth” where people just speak in rapidfire references without ever actually forming an idea
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was talking to a mega gallerist and famous artist for a full half hour before it became clear they thought i was harmony korine
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can’t believe white art ppl are still centering their markets a month into this black liberation movement “buy my stuff and i’ll donate to BLM” bitch just donate now sell the art later why are you making us think about you
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I told Jamian I want to be shot out of a cannon and she hit up Johnny Knoxville.. he was down to help too until..
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are artists still publishing books of their iPhone photos of trash and screenshotted references
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just got introduced to someone and they were like “your name sounds familiar I think I have one of your paintings” showed me a picture of it sitting on the ground next to his bed “my friend owes me tens of thousands of dollars so I took this as collateral”
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If your friend group doesn’t include at least a couple people with a life long zest for unemployment you probably suck
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between 8 and 10am i am often at fancy restaurants, bakeries, bagel shops.. completely wasted and the most quiet courteous polite person there every time
well-to-do morning people are uncouth is what i mean to say
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ugh someone i know just died from bad drugs
please get test kits and keep narcan around — or just stop doing drugs for a few years, it’s not worth it
he was a really sweet kid, extremely put together.. if it can happen to him it can certainly happen to any of our friends
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Bam Margera deserves a Guggenheim Retrospective point blank period. doesn't need to be now but even if he never makes another thing again he's already earned it.
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i wanna curate a show at redbull where it’s just mad bmxers backflipping over paintings i like
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honestly I’ve been terminally “depressed” for most of my life I’ve always had a nice time and if you can’t figure out how to have a good time I think you’re kind of stupid
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imagine aiming your whole life at being artist class and all of a sudden being surrounded by people who watch more tv than the ones you were running away from
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no one's ever made a good artwork during the daytime i'm sorry that's just not how it works
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only art dealers think it’s weird that i don’t talk about my work or go to art shows, everyone else is like thank god
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gonna ask my london gallery if in lieu of an artforum ad we can get a billboard on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
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what if you took a brand logo and instead of the brand name it said something else in the same font
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Spent all tonight driving around with a 74 year old guy we met at a cruising spot in the alps he carted my two friends around to multiple failed Grindr hookups while I just hung out in the car he doesn’t speak any english I don’t speak any french coolest guy I’ve met in my life
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i cite my friends' tweets from the past as if they are great works of literature that everyone's heard of
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just booked my first artist talk (at Columbia, lol can you imagine) wherein we sure as hell won’t be discussing specific art works, let alone mine
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thinking seriously about abandoning my studio / apartment / art career and moving into my friends’ lower ninth ward cupcake house
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if i were the type of artist to just copy cartoon characters i would do a monumental sculpture of Slowpoke Rodriguez
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my friend has a fever and a dry cough and no one will test him even though he has a prescription for a covid-19 screening because he... can’t prove he’s been in contact with anyone that has it?? How’s that supposed to work
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remember when Chloe Wise was twerkin to the election results omg lol i hope Biden locks her in a cage for being an immigrant
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i like that every time artforum posts on instagram there’s some sunday painter having an absolute meltdown in the comments
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oh my fucking god AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
instagram.com/p/BCqXXexRxQV/
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let’s be real there’s not a single good artist on the planet, more or less every single movie sucks, tv we won’t even talk about, music remains the best of what we have but it’s all expressions of loserishness (nice)
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for a 4yr old coming over the studio today i got
-mad painting supplies
-pizza delivery
-ponyo in 720p
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at hotel restaurant and this group of women is having a luncheon to discuss what colors they wanna brand the different strains of their cbd weed gummy company
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Mother’s Day / Father’s Day on Instagram is still so crazy to me, like, talk to your fucking parents, not me!
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