Conservative~libertarian politics, data geek, amateur zymurgist, bad jokes and good beer. Barry Sanders PC… Go Noles no matter what.

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When he came back to Earth:

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Replying to @goddek
“Trafico”
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I love how ESPN invented a new metric “W-L vs .500 or greater” to hide those two Bama losses to 6-6 teams.
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Replying to @HumansNoContext
Bro just wanted to talk about the last Harry Potter movie…
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At what point does ESPN start pitching a 4-loss SEC team in the playoff?
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Or won a football championship in 23 years…
No Hurricane has ever crossed the equator
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Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
Bookmarking this for the inevitable “why can’t we build something as fast as China?” post…
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
$1 was from the shop’s change… customer only paid $10, not $11.
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Holy crap… the stadium ran out of beer. The Noles literally drank the Irish stadium dry in the 1st quarter.
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
$56k for something you’ll never be able to see yourself…
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Replying to @USNFT
Did Japan play with Godzilla or something?
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Replying to @elonmusk
Can you address any concerns around her role in the WEF?
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Replying to @NoContextHumans
Hate to be that guy… BUT…
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Replying to @lporiginalg
Was that her last post?
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Word.
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To every Bama fam that posted “63-3” the last 18 months…

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Jokes on him… while distracting the bartender, this young lass made off with the Tito’s tip jar.
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Replying to @TansuYegen
The graphic definitely should’ve used John Travolta and Nic Cage models…
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
Your loss. That mop was made for applying sauce.
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Replying to @sciencegirl
Always check that the Lego pieces are snapped together properly before placing your minifigures on
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Volunteering to be a credentialed GOP poll watcher in Fulton County this afternoon monitoring the absentee ballot processing for the runoff election. 👀
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This photo is amazing
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
The moth:

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Nah. Justice served… evil lost.
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
Super Bowls won: USA: 57 Rest of the World: 0
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Replying to @ChuckCallesto
Then whoever certified the election results in VA committed a crime... right?
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ESPN kicks off SportsCenter with a diatribe against FSU. Went straight into pushing a narrative with Heather Dinnich arguing for FSU to drop out of the CFB playoff. ESPN isn’t a sports network… it’s a propaganda arm.
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I remember my first time watching college football…
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The meme has become real

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The fish:

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Replying to @historyinmemes
Imagine being the Merrill Lynch lackey that had intern Tom Brady fetching their coffee…
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What kind of a flex is this supposed to be?
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Replying to @Undoomed @RBReich
There’s likely several…
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The fact these two wankers had to watch that L in person makes the win that much better…
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Replying to @ElectionWiz
He is a master of disguises though… he can still get in if he wants.
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Guilty of tweeting people’s tweets. FFS.
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Replying to @Wendys
Nothing will top this…
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Nice.. free mixers.
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Even I learned this growing up on the streets of Sarasota…
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His commitment graphic is like one of those maps on the back of an RV where they add a sticker for every state they visit.
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There is no rehabilitation. Lock him up for eternity…
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Someone is emotional that their team lost last night…
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Replying to @SHAQ
Spud Webb
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The corrupt CFB Playoff committee snubbing the 13-0 Seminoles.
The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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Scientists say it was a splitting headache
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Every person who does this is a POS.
Dogs are being returned to shelters and adoption agencies in the U.S. after restrictions were lifted and people began to go back to work reut.rs/3jU0msF
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What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever experienced?
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Replying to @R_H_Ebright
Time for @RandPaul to go another round with Fauci… under oath.
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Replying to @Breaking911
Get this to the Supreme Court... assuming the Constitution still has standing.
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Replying to @CollinRugg
Great v i e w . . .
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Replying to @zerohedge
Was she only 1/1024 positive?
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Replying to @greg_price11
That’s ripe… like the endless caravans weren’t political tools of the left?
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Replying to @GAFollowers
Bingo night must’ve been bangin…
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Replying to @HustleBitch_
How do we know it wasn’t from the plastic container he poured it into?
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Replying to @RealMattCouch
Question anyone’s sanity who thinks the Handmaid’s Tale is reality…
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I want to believe she was playing along… she knows she was better looking than 99%+ of the people in that room.
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How do you go from coach of the year to putting this product on the field in such a short time? None of this makes any sense to me.
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The other planes passed the eye test, Reece.
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Perfectly executed 🤣
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Replying to @RetroCoast
Spotted one…

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Just imagine the story telling going on upstairs right now… 🍢🐐🙏
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Replying to @DudespostingWs
Will Farrell is such a legend…
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How do we convince Elon Musk to become a FSU fan?
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No matter what happens in the Orange Bowl… I’m incredibly proud of this team and the FSU fanbase. 13-0 forever.
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It’s long past time for universities to stop playing Jimmy Sexton’s game. Guaranteed contracts were introduced to address negative recruiting before NIL and the transfer portal existed. It’s time for performance clauses that negate guarantees. The product on the field should have a larger bearing on compensation than outdated guarantees.
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I don’t care if you root for FSU… if you in any way try to glorify the violence we saw today… you are a part of the problem .
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Nole fans… let’s be great hosts this weekend
Good morning🌞 #FloridaState family Kent State fan here, I come in peace✌️ Any food suggestions for Tallahassee this Saturday? @FSUFootball #NoleFamily #KeepCLIMBing
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The amount of rival fans on the timeline begging for Alabama to hire Norvell tells you everything you need to know. 🍢
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Replying to @nypost @NoLeftTurns
Hammer cocked and finger on the trigger. Joe needs to take Hunter’s guns away before taking about pushing gun control for the rest of us.
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FSU STILL hasn’t played anyone with a heartbeat…
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Replying to @disclosetv
Any chance this judge wants to hear some election cases?
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I wonder how many people blaming Norvell for Hunter taking the cash are also not paying a penny to FSU Boosters… 🤔
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There is no doubt in my mind, Bobby is going to get a familiar escort through the pearly gates.
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🇺🇸 English 🇬🇧 Hasn’t won a Super Bowl
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Replying to @kendallbaker
The Van Wilder remake is going to be wild
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Replying to @ElectionWiz
Already found his running mate too! nitter.app/craigtdillon/status/15…
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Replying to @AnstrutherMary
This has to be a trolling attempt. Otherwise we have officially entered the realm of Idiocracy.
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Imagine being a Bama fan: Seeing your team backdoor its way into the CFB *Invitational… Incessantly posting “63-3” on every tweet… Losing their playoff game… Watching their sister’s cousin/uncle go viral swimming naked in a Bass Pro Shop… Getting blindsided by their coach retiring… And now having to watch as every Tom, Dick, Harry, and Norvell tell them to piss off when asked if they want to ruin their career in Tuscaloosa.
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Easy… start with the letter ‘A’… and work your way until you finish the alphabet.
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Norvell playing with Billy in the swamp:
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Replying to @innoutburger_
Me looking for that last fry hiding in the bag:
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Saw the players and coaches at the airport. Glad I wore my FSU polo. Gave Brock a “Go Noles” as we passed in the security line… gave Atkins a smile… he smiled back & gave me a fist bump. Told Fitz “incredible kick” as he passed me as well. Love the Noles no matter what. 🍢🍢🍢
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Cristobal busting out the Oregon accolades because Miami doesn’t have any… 🤣
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Both should be eliminated from the playoffs for being good at defense…
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Replying to @MeganMakinMoney
At least they didn’t wait any longer
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So @GeoRebekah wants to reply to every FSU fan “63-3”… yet doesn’t like to be reminded she had her own blowout:
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Respect our decision.
Sources: Florida State is entering the transfer portal
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If Steve Spurrier were a female LSU fan…
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Noles: 7-3 Jimbo: 3-7
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Replying to @LogansTwitty
ESPN being upset is a nice bonus
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Replying to @greg16676935420
He will be sorely missed by everyone except for those who won’t miss him.
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Replying to @EmeraldRobinson
The Republican wing of the Democrat party feels threatened.
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Get your Miami ACC championship apparel here…
Get your FSU Super Bowl apparel here.
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Replying to @darrenrovell
Watch?!? We were counting on you to win the whole thing! 😜
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Replying to @k3nz1e__
They feed you.
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