Tad's the name, and being normal's my game. I also love bread. 🍞
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This complicates the Teletubby lore immensely. Assuming this is canon, it confrims that:
- Teletubbies takes place on Earth during the current time period (huge, very disturbing and worrying revelation).
- The Teletubbies are susceptible to disease.
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- There is some kind of organization presumably called "Tubby/Teletubby Disease Control", modeled after the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention.
- All the four main Teletubbies were all born on February 20, 2003, despite the show first airing in 1997.
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Holy shit I think you spoke too soon they JUST released an update oh god oh fuck
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Greg's crimes: sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies resulting in a near inability to form and maintain authentic, meaningful relationships. His only real friend is a yes man who he abuses
Nikki's crimes: being a... girl?
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"We have no need for a large suite - please avoid this upgrade as much as possible."
"A bathtub would be nice, only if you have it tho."
"A pool for my grandkids would also be pretty cool, but it's not a big deal."
So lavish.
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They had no reason to hate him all they had was this video where she was saying he was a good guy. Nothing wrong with admitting you were wrong after new information comes to light
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- There is a health clinic inside the Teletubbies' Home Dome; either this clinic is fully automated or there are other beings in the Home Dome with the Teletubbies.
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- There are at least 93,755 beings, Teletubbies or otherwise, for them to vaccinated at this clinic; this means that other people are allowed inside of the Teletubby Home Dome, if only just for this.
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TV Tropes calls it "Enfant Terrible" tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p…
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I don't think people understand that the vast majority of people who used that word never stopped using it
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Greg has glaring antisocial and narcissistic tendencies that result in a near inability to form and maintain authentic, meaningful relationships. His only real friend is a yes man who he abuses. He treats people terribly. Nikki is just a normal teenage girl.
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- Teletubbyland has its own versions of the COVID vaccines, named distinctly but similarly to those available in the rest of the world; this means that the companies (or entities) of "Noo-nson & Noo-nson" (seemingly named after the Home Dome vaccum cleaner) and "AstraTubbica"
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- The Teletubbies universe is currently either two weeks ahead or behind (could have took longer for dates to be established) of our own
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Do people just like not wake up all oily and with bedhead. Is that not a thing for some people.
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Maybe don't put this in a kid's show and portray it as like normal and not what it is, which is child endangerment and neglect
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The point is that the borders the Europeans drew were completely arbitrary and that they shouldn't have been there in the first place
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People feeling awkward watching sex scenes while sitting next to their parents is as old as sex scenes in movies
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That's just basic safety actually. You have to devote a lot more attention to a touch screen than buttons and dials
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