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Jesus trying to stop Charlie from bleeding but the blood just keeps pouring through the nail holes in his hands
Ave Maria University in Florida commissions sculpture of Jesus Christ embracing Charlie Kirk. The school expects to receive the first bronze casting in January of 2026.
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Let’s live deliciously with mama
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Orange boy summer
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He understood the assignment
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Life size chickens
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They’re in heaven being handsome together again ā¤ļø
Unfortunately no one will ever look cooler than Robert Redford playing ping-pong with Paul Newman
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I was looking for a job and then I found a job
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
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From a locked mufo: hey remember when Obama promised he'd codify Roe as federal law, then had filibuster proof majorities in both houses and did fuck all about it bc 'roe in danger' is a go-to Democratic fundraising pitch? lol good times keep voting blue tho!
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I can’t believe no one has said them yet
EVERYBODY SAY YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FRONTED BANDS *WITHOUT* SAYING PARAMORE AND EVANESCENCE CHALLENGE GO!11!!1!!1!
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are we allowed to say the yall that when she would did could now like !!!!?
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I love that they’re wholesome but also violent for good causes
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makešŸ‘AnnešŸ‘ofšŸ‘ClevesšŸ‘thešŸ‘ClevelandšŸ‘baseballšŸ‘mascotšŸ‘
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Replying to @Actualsizebut
It’s pure fan service
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w h o a
This photo at the Aliens premiere is so sick
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Perspective: Shakespeare wrote "King Lear" during a plague. What great work will emerge from this pandemic? wapo.st/35f2nYR
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7ā€? Might as well put him in JNCOs
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I mean I would argue that the people writing and trying to pass the anti trans laws are far more vicious but I love that she’s taken the gloves off to fight them!
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Replying to @PepitoTheCat
Pepito please don’t use AI it’s so bad for the environment
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lol fucking Jeet
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The first woman is a legend of course, but I hadn’t seen the clip of the second women before and now I love her too
On the 10th anniversary of the death of the UK’s former conservative Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, watch these two Scottish women’s legendary reaction to her passing.
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This soup tier list is dreadful. All soups are S! S stands for soup!
New soup tier list just dropped (based on your suggestions) šŸœ
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I googled ā€œHarrison Ford mustacheā€ and now I’m confused and frightened
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Fritz standing up to big sister Fiona! A group of hippos is called a bloat.
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Potato is still available! She is a special needs senior in Boston but I think her main special need is that she mostly wants you to leave her alone, so relatable!! petfinder.com/cat/potato-575…
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When I went to the east coast for the first time (from Southern California) this was very much how I experienced humidity
[Guy who’s never experienced wind] Bro something’s touching me but I can’t see it Bro
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Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DILUTE IT WITH
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Walton Goggins in The Next Karate Kid (1994)
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The kiss and the short shorts really make this video. I wish these stupid boys every happiness.
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Replying to @neutermilkhotel
I considered that but I think they’re only stigmata when they appear on someone’s hands that haven’t had nails driven through them
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I really don’t think cheating should be a cancellable offense on its own. Like it sucks but maybe you can just not date that actor you were never going to meet anyway.
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Replying to @coopercooperco
America sucks so much
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[extremely preacher voice] HE is stored in the balls
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It’s true
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Teen Roommate got a new cassette from local synthpunk band Turd Eater
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Let’s go Orcas šŸ‘. šŸ‘ šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘
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Replying to @AdamSerwer
Our grandparents knew how to do it!
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Very good cowherding dog
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ACAB does NOT include Chiitan
čæ½ć„ć‹ć‘ć”ć£ć“ćŖć‚‰č² ć‘ć¾ć›ć‚“ć£ā˜†ć”ćƒćŸć‚“ā˜†ć§ć™ć£ā˜† Arthur Fleck: Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
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We had a tiny home village for homeless people in my not-all-that-fancy Seattle neighborhood and the homeowners in the area got it shut down as quickly as they could.
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To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: secular wimple
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Fishtopher is the mysterious third kind of cat
why are my cats three different art styles
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Dang Beetle’s showin off the guns
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Replying to @muhmentions
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I made a bird meme.
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I’m the jerk who bought matching pajamas for me and my poor cat.
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I’m against ICE, I’m against the border patrol, I’m against the border.
No one’s against ICE or immigration enforcement. They’re against ICE being comprised of fascist high school bullies who couldn’t cut it in the military and think that shooting pastors in the head with plastic bullets, for no reason, is acceptable.
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My most boomer opinion is that it’s spelled ā€œwhoaā€ not ā€œwoahā€ and you’re a fool if you disagree
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I lived bitch
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There’s a huge fuckin BEAR right there! What do you mean it’s okay???
you can come in !! it’s okay !!
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I want to throw up and also I want to do a lot of [redacted]
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umm name one movie that absolutely needed a detailed graphic sex scene šŸ’€
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how to draw a medieval cat in two easy steps
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I need some liquors for my bunghole
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Yesterday, I saw the ugliest baby Jesus in all of history (artist unknown)
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Pokey is a talking red horse who is the deuteragonist of the series.
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We need to pay some secret service guys to pull some Christmas Carol-style ghost tricks on this god damned Scrooge
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Roses are red White is the snow Do I want to be your Valentine?
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Replying to @punished_stu
I was gonna say our athletes really aren’t that smart but then I watched video
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Replying to @MilesKlee
What if DMX is kicking Phil off the cloud and into hell?
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A movie where three brothers have to save their fourth brother, who has been turned into a cat.
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Replying to @judysquirrels
Libraries in Seattle are cooling zones during summer heat waves (most people don’t have AC and homes aren’t built for 100° heat). Absolutely life saving.
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Replying to @DavidTamarkin
Unionize Conde Nast.
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Sorry but I don’t think this is a good critique; guys who were in WWII could also be silly little gooses when they weren’t witnessing the horrors that Man had wrought
I'm sorry I can't deal with serious actor Andy Samberg, that is a face that knows who would win a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco.
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Merriam Webster has their doubts
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Happy anniversary to this picture of Jarvis, my best ever roommate
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ā€œPeak character designā€ and it’s just a character wearing a hat
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I have nothing to do but take photos of my cat
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Replying to @complainaaa
She doesn't like his cologne, he didn't get her jokes, she thinks he's the kind of guy who would ask this question
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I drew Gozdzilla
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Replying to @MaraWilson
Every creep that Jason Mantzoukas plays.
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Sending all my doctors ā€œare you mad at me?ā€ notes in the patient portal
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I don’t know if I like it when he puts his tail like that.
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So many people with jobs are living in their cars too! Americans don’t care about the poor, working or no.
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All muppets are vampires.
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It’s Toast’s first birthday!
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I’m in Target and it’s like My So Called Life threw up in here.
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shep
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It’s Beetle’s birthday! He’s 6!
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Beetle in a kimono, a hate story.
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Sleepy soft car cat in Lisbon. 10/10. @thecatreviewer
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Replying to @quendergeer
ā€œA cup of flourā€ and ā€œa cup of coffeeā€ are completely different pictures in my American head
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Found and fussed this damp guy in the garden of the Gulbenkian Museum in Lisbon. Passed by him thrice. He demanded scritches on one of these occasions, then yelled at me for scritching him incorrectly. A perfect encounter. 10/10. @thecatreviewer
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Swedish for himbo
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When it’s 15 minutes past dinnertime
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Replying to @rava
What the FUKC
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Fuck.
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I’m cleaning the living room now and found a notebook with nothing in it but this drawing
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Replying to @joshgroban
.@joshgroban I don't have a beard sticker, but I think this is a good look for you.
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Cleveland Ohioannes
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Hello from the extremely well-taxidermied animals of the University of Coimbra.
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