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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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From the bottom of my heart, thank you for holding me accountable, Guy. It is my pledge to listen, to learn, and to do better.
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I'm sorry I can't deal with serious actor Andy Samberg, that is a face that knows who would win a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco.
First trailer for ‘LEE’, starring Kate Winslet, Josh O’Connor, Andy Sandberg, Alexander Skarsgård and Marion Cotillard.
In theaters on September 27.
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Got fired from the Bluey writers room cause I kept pitching the dad having an affair
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Exclusive first look of Timothée Chalamet on the set of James Mangold’s Bob Dylan biopic ‘A COMPLETE UNKNOWN’
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You made your voices heard. We listened. It's clear we have work to do. And that starts here.
DAMAGE CONTROL (5.6%) is an INCONSOLABLE India Pale Ale. This is an UNAPOLOGETICALLY APOLOGETIC beer filled with a PENITENT PUNCH of COMPUNCTIOUS hops with a CONTRITE clean finish.
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Shaking my head while drinking my BrewDog cans so people know they were a present.
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Don't try to convince me cancel culture is real when Feathers McGraw is walking free right now.
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Not a day goes by I don’t think of the way Reece Shearsmith delivers “I hadn’t thought of that”
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Very funny bit that Kermit doesn’t usually wear clothes but when he does he is not fucking about.
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Bad Trip, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, The Nice Guys, Booksmart, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Long Shot, What We Do In The Shadows, Borat Subsequent Movie Film, Palm Springs
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I know a while back we'd slag Americans for being too sensitive around the word cunt but I feel like they've overcorrected.
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Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
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At the ODEON watching my fifth armed forces recruitment advert in a row before The Nan Movie
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@Nick_Offerman Thank you for the RT sir, I'm a big fan and this is very cool.
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*while my mum openly weeps over her mother’s day card*
NO MUM ‘SERVING CUNT’ IS A COMPLIMENT. IT MEANS YOU LOOK PRETTY. MUM.
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Glasgow City Planner: You open that new coffee shop on Union Street?
Manager: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Glasgow City Planner: what
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It’s great how you can take traditional surfing music, and a wee “mwahaha” to the background and boom instant Halloween music.
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“Shaun Of The Dead came out 20 years ago!”
No it didn’t. Stop it. Eat shit you fucking liar. I am 19 years old my knees feel great and you are nothing.
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It’s genuinely warmed my heart to discover “real fuckin sexy just like you asked” has become a full blown meme.
Warner Bros: hey James, you finish writing that Scooby Doo sequel?
James Gunn: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Warner Bros: what
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Fuck it. Top 10 Simpsons. I want to hear yours.
A Fish Called Selma
Cape Feare
Homer's Phobia
Mother Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
The Way We Was
Marge vs The Monorail
The Last Temptation of Homer
You Only Move Twice
Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
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That’s a lot of balloons
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Might get cancelled for saying this but garlic cloves that won't peel need to get the fuck over themselves
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I can’t stay silent about this any longer: Elf The Musical needs to stop casting cute little guys as Buddy The Elf. The whole joke of the film is Will Ferrell is a big tall stocky grown man acting like an elf and the joke doesn’t work if- no don’t cut my mic I’m not finished spea
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“Kids are identifying as cats!” So fucking what, the worst adult I know identifies as an empath
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I was bored and mixed Sum 41 + Carly Rae Jepsen, and I think I’ve just created the new Canadian National Anthem.
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Was doing a gig in a gay bar earlier where the cocktails were named after iconic queer movies like Pink Flamingos but they ran out after five and genuinely had a cocktail named after deeply sad 2018 Baptist conversion therapy drama Boy Erased.
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Hi new followers! Thank you for watching! Here are some other videos.
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"This is a disaster, we produced 500 Beetlejuice costumes but only 300 Beetlejuice wigs!"
"Gentlemen I have an idea."
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007)
Cinematography by Robert Elswit
Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
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This is going to have a weird creepy CGI Liam Neeson, and we can either get upset about it or simply let Qui-Gons be Qu-- *chair thrown at me*
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This weekend thousands of people have called me a cuck and the writer of Die Hard followed me. This website is amazing.
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Love it when film characters are like "Hey if you're not doing anything later you should come round, we'll be watching free to use black and white films in the public domain"
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Men, always remember when praising Lewis Capaldi’s patter to always throw in “his music’s not my cup of tea but fair play to him” or a witch will steal your dick.
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Dog save the King. And then off with our heads.
Crowning Ale to the King, a bright and tropical 4.5% pale ale fit for a king’s banquet, a street party, or lying horizontally on your sofa.
Go on then, send us to the Tower.
Available at Tesco and online: bit.ly/ale-to-the-king
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