One of the reasons Democrats are more anxious about the election is because if Trump wins we lose rights, a strong economy, healthcare, democracy -- and if Harris wins Trump supporters lose... literally nothing. They'll claim otherwise, but they objectively don't lose a thing.
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I'm an anti-war activist. I oppose violence of all kinds, unless it's terrorists attacking civilians or pirates attacking different civilians. I'm also mostly fine with Russia's invasion of Ukraine. You won't find someone more dedicated to peace than me
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Biden [passes major climate legislation, forgives billions in student loans but believes property damage is bad] Trump [wants to put a chip in pregnant women's heads] Leftist: My heart bleeds from this impossible choice,
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Notice how this person correctly identifies Harris's campaign as opposing fascism and how they implicitly refer to themselves as a spectator who did nothing to help, but somehow thinks that reflects positively on them
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It's great that it's an apparently prestigious media job to go on air once a day and excitedly announce things like "the public doesn't care that the president is a pedophile"
The Epstein saga is becoming a political dud & nothingburger. -Google searches for Epstein are down 89% from just 3 weeks ago. -Trump's approval rating is holding steady & much higher than term 1 at this point in his presidency -Less than 1% say it's the nation's top issue
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When you're a guy with lots of original thoughts
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Under Biden I am no longer able to get the first two pages of the Outback Steakhouse menu delivered for under $100
Replying to @KFILE
I have two teenage boys! Two bloomin' onions, a steak salad, lobster tails, a filet, a chicken sandwich and a sirloin + tip + tax = $125 on Doordash right now. It's crazy.
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There are people dead today who would still be alive if Harris had won. Not in a random butterfly effect way but in the sense that Trump's decisions led directly to their deaths. If those losses were worth it to you to punish liberals then you should just say that.
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Abolitionists when asked what will happen to child murderers: They will be put to work in the community garden, where they will pen three apology haikus per day Abolitionists when Joe Biden commutes the sentences of 100s of nonviolent offenders: I am inconsolable with rage,
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I don't learn anything about a given conflict except which side the US is on, then I support the opposite side. Yes this often puts me in alignment with brutal authoritarians and militant groups. No it hasn't caused me to question my worldview
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Trump [breathing heavily]: Working hard or hardly working? Twitter socialist: The wit, the raw charisma, are simply off the charts,
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Joe Biden has a lot of nerve taking a moment to pay respects to the 500,000 lives lost to the pandemic when he could be sending a check to Rick and Morty writers
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Media critics: hey maybe you could report on some of Biden's accomplishments like the economy and low unemployment The press: it's not our jobs to be Dem cheerleaders Also the press:
There appears to be a new softness to Donald Trump, with people who've talked him describing him with words like "existential," "serene," "emotional" and even "spiritual." politico.com/news/2024/07/18…
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I'm sorry but you cannot believe this without being a Republican. USAID cuts have already killed 100s of 1000s of people, mostly children, immigrants are being kidnapped off the streets, women have less rights than their grandmothers. You hate Democrats more than fascism.
2021-2024 was such a dark time man, feels like we’re turning a corner finally
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Replying to @BookerGWash
This is pretty callous. The people currently suffering didn't ask to be represented by morons abroad.
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The Bruenigs' labored efforts to brand themselves as "the cute socialist couple of twitter" when they're both conservative sociopaths is funny but also sad
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"But Republicans believe the same thing!" No they don't. We don't have to take their word for it when they lie about this. The only real thing they'll lose is the chance to inflict pain on their enemies with the support of the federal government.
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I'm not even a football fan but this take should get you stuffed in a locker
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Saw Glass Onion tonight and after Nicole Kidman finished her AMC promo with "Because here, they are" someone in the crowd shouted "you're godamn right!" It turned out to be Rian Johnson, who then came out and introduced the movie
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Replying to @agraybee
Chuck is one of the last Republicans who can come off vaguely likable until you remember he voted for the "Drown Immigrants in the Rio Grande" bill
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Adam McKay having legit Ron Burgundy level intelligence is like if Picasso just couldn't perceive shapes
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Rooting for the fascist to win so I can finally use the walkie talkies my mom bought me when I was 9
5 Ways DSA members should prepare for Trump ‘25: 1. Get on the forums. Alternative comms are going to be important. 2. Start using a pseudonym. Won’t keep you off the watchlist but it will make it harder for right wing vigilantes to harass you.
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If we're going to talk about Joe Biden's ego (he voluntarily dropped out of the running for the most powerful job in the world), can we also talk about how Bernie's been crying about a nonexistent conspiracy for 10 years now because he got dogwalked in two separate primaries
“There hasn't been a fair primary for the Democrats since 2008. Are they not also a threat to democracy?” Bernie Sanders: “Yeah, I'm not going to argue with that”
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Seems weird to direct this at a woman who could've retired comfortably at any point during the Trump years but chose to stay in government and impeach him twice instead
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Jordan Uhl used to organize pro-Mueller rallies and now makes fun of Russiagate libs. Nina Turner became a radical after not being hired by the Hillary campaign. Ryan Knight changed his twitter handle to boost his patreon numbers. The Gravel Kids are starting a fake university.
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Trump voters listing their priorities: Haitian pet thievery, women's high school field hockey, visible gayness Pundits: These people are hurting,
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Me [discreetly lowering my sculpture of Bernie Sanders wearing a crown of thorns into the trash]: Actually Bernie was my compromise candidate,
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Neera Tanden had brief arguments with some prominent leftist bloggers on here four years ago and the bloggers are still holding onto the dopamine hit like a high school letterman jacket. Meanwhile Neera has a job and is successful
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Nancy Pelosi passed several more generous relief bills in the House, all of which were blocked by Mitch McConnell. A month ago these people were all calling her heartless for not taking Republicans' watered down deal. Now she's a ghoul for accepting it.
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Replying to @patrickhealynyt
This thread seems measured and well-meaning but is essentially gaslighting. If you think the problem with your coverage was a one-off comment you made in 2008 and not the tenor of your entire approach to 2016, you didn't learn anything and you're not trying to do better.
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The DNC stole this from us and we should never forget it. We had an army. Remember the snake and rat emojis? There could've been other animals. Too bad, you're on your own now. At least you have a broad coalition, solid polls, a history of winning, the support of my mom,
Narrator voice: By the time they realized they needed the “Bernie Bro’s” posting skills to fight back, it was too late.
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Amazing how Liz Bruenig can express a totally mundane thought like "only straight people go to heaven" or "Matt didn't growl at the mailman today 😍" and twitter will collectively lose its marbles
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Russiagate was a real thing and people who brainpoisoned themselves into believing way stupider conspiracies rejected it for basically no reason other than normie liberals believed it
It’s been years since anyone has cared about it, even Trump hardly even brings it up anymore, but it’s really stunning how much of a disaster the Russiagate saga was for liberals. Just the absolute worst thing for them to have centered in so many huge ways.
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Bernie supporters shamelessly critiquing Democratic leadership for being old like we can't all see their "the last time I experienced joy was when a 79 year old won the Nevada caucus" tweets
🚨 Jimmy Carter now eligible for congressional leadership position
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Replying to @blakehounshell
It's hundred percent a better use of her time than whatever it is you think you're doing here. It's clearly not journalism, that would involve holding the powerful senator accountable instead of the president's granddaughter
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Replying to @ImNotOwned
Time to start doing those viral tweets about how 4 items cost $245 dollars at the grocery store and call people scumbags when they ask to see the receipt
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Lol Nancy Pelosi having $9 pints of ice cream in her freezer was like a month long scandal for these people but one of their buddies buys a $3 million home and they're like "well actually our real focus is on taxes"
Really don’t give a fuck how much money people make if they support taxing the rich
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Apparently there's an entire set of memes for people who haven't realized they're republicans yet
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On the one hand, Pelosi says she wants to pass a generous relief bill to help struggling Americans, and did that. On the other hand, Matt is an antisocial troll who runs a one-person "think tank" because he can't pay people to be in his presence. Not sure who to trust
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DEMOCRATS: no one is actually saying this LEFTISTS: the 👏 posts 👏 get 👏 a lot 👏 of 👏 likes 👏
REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark 👏 the 👏 vans 👏
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I had a customer ask to speak to my manager because he didn't like the placement of one of the columns in the store. Not a display, an actual part of the building. I told him my manager wasn't the architect. I didn't get my manager and eventually he stormed off
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Legitimately this is a party of villains who talk like villains and spend every day doing evil shit and the whole world has to live with the consequences because the median voter was like "idk they just seem more authentic to me"
Just finished recording a podcast with MSNBC's Alex Wagner. The libs truly do not know what's coming. It's imperative that Trump, Musk, and the administration keep up the relentless pace. Every action creates permission for greater action in the future.
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It's funny to hear you call Biden out for his ego when there's literally nothing you guys love more than the sound of your own voice
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Look, do I think Biden was the best candidate for this moment? Yeah. Will that make a difference on Election Day? Seems that way. THAT SAID, do I believe anything will actually change under a Biden presidency? Yes, millions of lives will be measurably improved,
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Replying to @LibyaLiberty
Then you are prioritizing your own moral righteousness over saving lives. You should tell those "relatively fewer Palestinians" that could've been saved under a Harris presidency that your conscience just wouldn't allow you to help them.
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Lol holy hell this is one of the most impressive rewrites of history I've seen on this site. You clowns spent the past four years saying Trump slaps and rolling your eyes at anyone who said he was uniquely dangerous and authoritarian. Fuck outta here with this
I remember leftists years ago saying Trump might refuse to concede and being told they were being hysterical
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Pretty tone deaf of Kamala Harris to tell people to have a good weekend without acknowledging Sam Stein's sacrifice of spending three whole days with his kids
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These people seriously think every email sent between Bernie and his staffers said like "i heart workers" or something. Sirota tweets like a B movie villain, probably half his emails were vows for vengeance. Brie almost definitely made a low level airline employee cry
Do you not understand that what Bernie people have in their email is just conversations about how great Bernie is and overdue loan payment notices? It’s the ruling class whose closets are full of skeletons.
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Leftists were about four years behind libs in realizing Glenn Greenwald is a RWer who used the left to build a brand. Wondering if they might have the same belated realization about the anti-abortion lady who thinks taking ivermectin is defensible but voting for Democrats isn't
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Replying to @ByYourLogic
Definitely not the guy who invaded Ukraine and bombs apartment buildings on a daily basis though. Just those guys who oppose the invasion.
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It's funny because it couldn't be more obvious that if this guy had a choice between Trump losing and his Patreon donations going up he would choose the latter without hesitation
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Replying to @mcmansionhell
Congratulations. You have that in common with millions of other Republicans.
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"Ha remember when you shitlibs said my screenplay was hacky and that the central metaphor made no sense? Well now a bunch of people's homes are burning down 😏"
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There's a reason these people constantly defend Trump, and it's because he's doing the same thing with his platform that they are: grifting as much money as possible while owning the libs. The only reason they're not Republicans is because it doesn't carry the same social cachet
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My homie did 20 at San Quentin under Biden's Crime Bill. His 6 year old asked him "Dad, why can't you come to my birthday?" And he choked back tears and said "because liberals love mass incarceration." My homie later admitted that the murders were also a factor,
My homie did 10 yrs @ Leavenworth under Biden’s Crime Bill. His 3 yr old came to visit him from FL to KS. Asked him why he can’t come to his bday party. Liberals don’t know what that’s like. They don’t know about my homie crying for 30 minutes in a prison shower after that visit
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Replying to @AJentleson
The reflex to immediately interpret every nakedly corrupt act committed by Republicans as a failure of Democrats isn't helpful or even logical.
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Replying to @fordm
Oh give me a break dude. He was objectively successful across a number of metrics. This is just a fucked electorate who intentionally chose cruelty.
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"Joe Biden is to blame for Trump winning again, an event which I'm glad occurred and worked hard to facilitate" - every political journalist
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Letting the fascist win because Biden refuses to use his magic wand to solve all my problems
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Folks, this is great news for America. But there are people out there who hoped for a different outcome and are hurting right now. Please keep the Intercept staff in your prayers
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Lorenz regressing closer and closer to the politics of a 16 year old edgelord. Hope no one buys her an "over the hill" card for her fiftieth or she might actually shoot up a school
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Bernie lit $200 million of his supporter's money on fire for nothing. He handsomely paid his ragtag band of dipshit staffers and convinced a bunch of politics knowers that Tom Cotton is a leftist and Tom Perez is history's greatest monster. At least Bloomberg spent his own money
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It's weird how his fans alternate between talking about Bernie like he's the most powerful foe the Establishment has ever met and like he's a sweet little lamb who had his binky taken away by the mean professor lady
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Replying to @CentristMadness
Libs correct about Joe Rogan being a reactionary conspiracy theorist and also that anti-vaxxers are refusing the vaccine because they're anti-science and not because they can't get time off from work
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Old man: I lived through a coup attempt in 2020 Grandson: Oh my God what happened? Old man: The president tweeted every day and lost 36 lawsuits
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I agree with @ninaturner. The other day a coworker told me "good luck" -- knowing full well that I'm Irish and that this expression is an offensive reference to the potato famine. We don't have to stand for this
Yesterday, @GavinNewsom’s comms director @iGardon made an extremely ignorant, anti-Black comment in response to a post of mine regarding redistricting. As someone who has taught Black history, I want to educate folks on, not only why this comment is offensive, but how it encapsulates liberals in this moment. Kum ba yah, in the Gullah dialect of coastal South Carolina and Georgia, translates to “come by here,” a heartfelt plea to God to come to the aid of those in need. During the civil rights movement, those marching from Selma to Montgomery for voting rights for Black Americans sang Kumbaya while marching. This is the type of historical context that continues to be erased right now with the race to the bottom voter disenfranchisement fight. This maneuver by the Newsom administration not only will disenfranchise voters, it runs the risk of further eroding the voting rights act in federal court—the same voting rights act that was won after Black Americans and a few other good folks put their bodies on the line to gain. America isn’t “fading” into anything, it’s simply reverting to what it was and has always been for Black people. To combat that, we must know our history and take the lessons from those who fought and won. So yes, @iGardon, we should be doing as those freedom fighters did: we must protest our government. We must demand better.
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If the tiktok legislation accomplishes nothing but stopping this guy from making videos it will have been worth it
After 4 years of making anti-imperialist TikTok videos, the US might finally ban TikTok if it doesn’t sell to a US buyer.
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Replying to @rundry @dawnposts
I mean he's correct regardless of his credentials
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Lol it's not a charity. And if their first step is to fire journalists rather than course correct then that just further proves the paper isn't worth readers' money.
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The people who spent four years demonizing Biden 'from the left' are falling over themselves to explain how "actually Trump is just more of the same" because admitting the truth would mean acknowledging they helped elect a fascist
Exactly. The continuity between Biden and Trump on Middle East policy is much greater than differences, which are largely a matter of rhetoric.
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It's called Trump's America and it's affecting us all. A 12 pack of post-its the other day cost me $89 dollars.
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The podcast left has the exact same incentives as the mainstream press to help Trump win. Both are desperately trying to boost subscriptions and remain relevant with a boring, decent human being in the White House
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Immigrants voting for a candidate who ran on deporting their grandmothers. Over 65s voting to slash social security. Workers voting to gut their own pensions. If Harris made a mistake it was respecting the intelligence of our dumb as shit electorate
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Agreed with this young magician. I can't stand it when politicians like animals or use their pets as cheap ploys. That's why Donald Trump, who despises all of God's creatures and has raised his children to hunt endangered species, is such a breath of fresh air
I wrote about how politicians use cute animals to manipulate public opinion and make themselves seem more human currentaffairs.org/2021/01/d…
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I don't like Hillary Clinton, who called deplorable people deplorable, or Joe Biden, who told a guy who was full of shit that he was full of shit. I like Bernie Sanders, who looked me dead in the eyes and said my standup career stalled because of the fat cats on wall street
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Congrats to the cool lefty joke writers at the Onion who have the same views on Ukraine as Donald Trump and Kevin McCarthy
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Replying to @ashleyfeinberg
You know, it's okay to experience a purely positive emotion on occasion. Just say you liked watching AOC play video games! You don't have to own Nancy Pelosi to boost your cool cred
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Leftists: Not everything is Russia's fault, shitlibs, Hillary was a bad candidate Also leftists: Bernie lost in 2016 because of the DNC and is losing now because of Nate Silver's zingers
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Agree with St. Bruenig here. We need to be kind to anti-vaxxers, build relationships, hear their concerns. Only after we've won their trust are we able to lure them onto a plague boat bound for Antarctica
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[on the sidewalk shouting at passersby about how normal I am] Did you know that liberals love mass murder?? Ha I love cats!! Also there's a pizza shop in DC where the marinara is made from children,
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Nate Silver: Looks like rain Saturday This person: [reenacts the "leave Britney alone" video in the replies]
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I think you need to pick a lane. You spent weeks denying that the invasion was ever going to happen, then you were suddenly on Team Ukraine, now you're anti-NATO again...it's okay to just not constantly have takes about this.
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Grassley celebrating the guilty verdict with Biden's favorite dessert while every other Republican tweets about the US being a banana republic
Senator Ernst & I both got to enjoy delicious ice cream from the Dariette in Ft Dodge today #99countymeetings
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Wine moms complimenting Kamala Harris's sneakers: cringe, shallow stanning Jordan and his bros reenacting a scene from Perks of Being a Wallflower at the Nevada caucus: smart politics, just might end the Forever Wars
Replying to @JordanUhl
being just an infinitesimally small part of Bernie's enormous grassroots base was unlike anything I've experienced before. for a brief moment it felt like we could achieve great things. that corporate power wasn't an insurmountable hurdle. that the greater good would prevail.
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Eli once again going hard against...not the fascist president currently inciting a violent mob at the Capitol Building. The guy who opposes that. Presumably because his brain has been replaced by thousands of barely legible black lines
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Replying to @peterawolf
Um I think you're forgetting that Obama made a phone call. It doesn't get more nefarious than that
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Every writer at the Intercept coincidentally super concerned about not being able to spread disinfo. I'm sure it's nothing
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Imagine admitting to being blown away by this wikipedia ass article written by a college kid who stole his factoids from other twitter posters
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Replying to @kenklippenstein
Lol I like your schtick of tweeting out normal information and insinuating it's nefarious. It's almost indistinguishable from the GOP rapid response account
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Trump: I will ban all Muslims and give Bibi a green light to nuke Gaza Pundit: The former president could really go any way and is something of a manic pixie dream girl,
Yes, I think it's more than plausible that Trump would be tougher on Israeli officials because he's crazy and incoherent, in contrast to Biden's stubborn consistency and seeming indifference to being pushed around and embarrassed by a close ally.
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I guess this is an improvement for Republican politicians, dogwise
Never forget that Trump’s new AG nominee, Pam Bondi, took in a family’s St. Bernard when they were displaced after hurricane Katrina, and then refused to return him. The family had to sue, and it took 16 months before the dog was returned to them. Deplorable.
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Replying to @jonfavs
Jon they're correct. No one is saying there aren't people who are struggling, but real wages have outpaced inflation and the economy is objectively good by most metrics. People believe what they want to believe.
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[white 19 year old frat boy roofies a bunch of girls] Me: I'm not hiring this guy as a babysitter Ryan Grim: You're ready to condemn a teenager to the prison industrial complex? How many beers did he have when he did it? Hope a reporter looks into this,
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He literally did not do this lol he pitched himself as a moderate capable of bringing both sides to the negotiating table. And he is the most left-wing president since FDR, you're just incapable of distinguishing between policy and rhetoric
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The only way this makes sense is if you see Palestinians as a rhetorical device to win arguments online and not as human beings. You can obviously double the number of lives lost. Like that's a pretty straightforward concept that small children could grasp.
"Trump will be worse on Gaza" is not a real thing. You can't double genocide.
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Hey, hope this link helps. By the way, Hillary also had one of these. Maybe by 2024 you can start reading them. joebiden.com/joes-vision/
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Catturd and Elon Musk crawling toward each other on the battlefield when a woke soldier lobs a rainbow grenade, killing them instantly
Replying to @catturd2
Never leave a marine behind. Never.
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Losing my mind at all the supposedly "left" people coming out against mask enforcement. They're trying so hard to sound woke but their arguments are libertarian and shared by every single GOP elected official. All that matters is having the opposite opinion of Neera Tanden
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Bernie hasn't accomplished anything, but he has built a movement, which also hasn't accomplished anything. And isn't that what politics is really about
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