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Toronto, Ontario
Am I ….. Unc?
2025 Freshman Class leaked
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Instagram needs to remove being able to see who liked what reels, there’s no reason for me to know my former youth pastor is a prolific ass eater
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Replying to @trisshatesu
I’m gen Z too it’s over for us tbh
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Replying to @Relly_95
I’ve never felt this old before
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Replying to @ognumba9
lock that lip!
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Replying to @babyyyg___
I wouldn’t even know where to start
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Replying to @ChrissaSJE
Lmaoooo I had a strong feeling it wasn’t but now I got ppl coming at me for not being tapped in w/ the underground 😞
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You niggas used to take 3D glasses from the movies, point the lenses out and wore them to school I ain’t forget
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Replying to @joey551
Everything ok bro?
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Nigga if it’s so great clock in tomorrow too
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Replying to @uhhhmorgan
bet play me next den
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We can’t even build LRT along Eglinton within a decade and you expect me to believe we can build a tunnel under the 401?
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"Yeah ehh" is a Toronto mans war cry
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You don’t have desks?
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It’s dark and warm with comfy chairs, how I stay awake is the real question
Falling asleep during a film in the cinema is so crazy to me. HOW.
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I’d rather take the risk than live in Ottawa
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Replying to @Blue_Footy
The handball from the Germany game
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Scarborough Town Centre is actually a pretty good mall, it's just a victim of Scarborough cyatties and hoodmans
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Well I don’t want to be 23 doing it
If y’all wanna be 40 getting a kid dressed for kindergarten then that’s on y’all
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Ford shouldn’t even think about re election next year
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Replying to @uhhhmorgan
if he wins you Givin neck?
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I don’t know what she has planned next for Montoya but it won’t be good
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Mr. Sub is a money laundering scheme
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If someone shot a hole beside me and started pointing a gun at me and I’m unarmed I’d smile and comply too that’s just survival, I don’t know anyone who likes having a loaded gun pointed at them
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you worship Thor?
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That has nothing to do with the fact the bars were garbage
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On everything I think this everyday
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Eminem??
Kanye West comes richest Black man in U.S history: 1 Kanye West – $6.6b 2 Jay Z – $1.4b 3 Diddy – $820m 4 Eminem – $230m 5 Master P – $200m 6 Drake – $180m 7 Ice Cube – $160m 8 Pharrell – $150m 9 Snoop Dogg – $150m Shout out to: Yeezy Brand & Kim Kardashian #BlackLivesMatter
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You didnt even drop a hit this isn't how this works
Nicki Minaj says she’ll give Remy Ma 72 hours to “drop a hit” bit.ly/2n77SUC
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We really embarrassed ourselves in front of Obama
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You’re weird for this
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Replying to @ma_tias @CateSask
You’re not actually stating facts 😞 just politically driven opinions. Cheers.
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Messi is joining river plate with 10 men to take on Bayern
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Replying to @ma_tias @CateSask
When did Canada NEED the American military then? Name a time
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Replying to @ma_tias @CateSask
We live in North America; the only country we border is you. You need a strong military to strong arm countries and project power we do not. You’re talking about military protection when the biggest threat on this side of the world is you, unless you decide to invade we are ok 👍🏿
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I try and defend Scarborough all the time and this shorty starts talking about sucking dick for Cinnabon and a spliff I hate y’all
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They really need to cut Soulja Boy and Psy a check ASAP
I can't believe it took this long for Youtube views for songs to be counted towards album streams. Imagine how much money they been missing.
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catch me outside like
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@OmgXchadd
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First off you left your family to go to Arkansas I don’t know what you expected
Replying to @SixBrownChicks
Q4. I met my soulmate online. I traveled to Arkansas to be with HIM, separated from my husband (of 11 years) & left him & our kids behind. 2 weeks in, soulmate lied about his job, lifestyle and we’re living in a rundown trap house. How to repair my marriage? #ImInDanger #SBCCHAT
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Bro we reopened YESTERDAY
#BREAKING: Ontario reports nearly 1,200 new cases of COVID-19 as ICU doctor warns third wave is 'upon us' cp24.com/news/ontario-report…
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No way we watched the same finals
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The fact that G Eazy played you ain’t gotta deal with these niggas no more during black history month while laying up with Meg is nothing less than a declaration of war
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It’s funny because that’s the one place you know covid would be at and you’re refusing to protect yourself
Went into the Emergency Dept. at St Joseph’s Hospital in #Toronto for a suspected broken finger. I was asked to wear a mask, which I refused to do. As a result, hospital staff asked me to leave and immediately called 3 security guards to escort me out. #filmyourhospital
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Mann all that licking pussy paid off
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If someone blows up my car I’m definitely taking the stand
Kid cudi really testifying like a hoe
Community note
Kid Cudi was subpoenaed, meaning he was legally required to show up and testify in court. investopedia.com/terms/s/subpoe… You can “plead the fifth,” but only to certain questions that could be seen as self-incrimination of the witness. They must still show up and answer other questions. federallawyers.com/fifth-amendmen…
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Refund on Cole Palmer? 😂
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I work in Media and I can tell you they’re 100% bugged they even know when your eyes leave the screen
Good tv's are mad cheap these days, Feds must've bugged em. I don't give a damn tho so
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This is by far the worst shirt I’ve ever seen
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No way she gave you tuxedo cabbage
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I spent Christmas laying down in bed with my phone dry if I turn into a supervillain you know why
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Bold, but terrible strategy
Apparently my brother’s been telling people in class that his girlfriend pegs him so that any rumours his classmates spread about him can’t get worse than that
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That’s the name of the training ground… it’s pre season
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Ran in the Toronto Marathon today 🤫
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The list is invalid then
Céline Dion was not included on Rolling Stone’s 200 Greatest Singers of All Time list.
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Replying to @FcbxSam
Rihanna isn’t from the USA though lol
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Every driving school in Brampton needs to be under investigation
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Clubhouse era peak COVID was crazy, people were having moan offs
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"Kyle Lowry out for the Season" Me:
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Winter that’s an easy choice
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I’m not going to lie, the City of Toronto trying to make patios in winter a thing might be one of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard
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Don’t think just cause it’s 4am you can get away with honey garlic slander
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Stock Club Call last night was real asf. Thank you @_masterinvestor 🔥🔥🔥
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The Toronto Raptors are one win away from the NBA Finals 😤😭😤😭😤nitter.app/LLCooITre/status/11309…
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Road was SWEET yesterday, Barbados nice 🎉
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I had a large oxtail in my car and someone cut me off, I braked hard and it spilled everywhere
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magic don't have a son no more I swear hes transgender Lmao
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Replying to @mr416ixx
CIBC First Caribbean employee of the month
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He’s gonna say nigger, hump the air a few times and run out after stealing the other teams mic lmao
Wild n out bout to be lit this year 😈😈😈
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I want to hibernate until this election is over y’all make me sick
My new shirts came in!
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When the class action against Ticketmaster comes I will be there
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This is crazier than the time Sean Paul came to Guelph
Next week, I'm coming through to wreck shop in Ontario, Canada. First stop is WINDSOR on 2/23,  next stop is ORILLA on 2/24,  then I hit SUDBURY on 2/25,  after that it’s KITCHENER on 2/26. Who's pulling up? Get your tickets at icecube.com/tour.
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Pizza Pizza been around for 50 years and the only thing they've gotten right is Creamy Garlic Sauce
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It’s infinitely better to walk around barefoot in a house vs. having shoes on
My cousin white gf in my granny Kitchen Barefoot 😭😭😭😭
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This would terrorize the streets of London
A jacket with total hood and goggles built in
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Once ya girl starts farting and shitting around you the next logical step is marriage
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She wasn't bullshitting
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He’s the Thanos of Hip Hop
50 might be the greatest villain in Hip Hop. There is no fear in that mans heart.
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Circles leaving Twitter was a tragedy I have so much things to say, but need my digital footprint at a manageable size
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I swear halloween isn’t that deep you don’t need it
Ontario recommends against trick or treating this Halloween if you live in Toronto, Peel, Ottawa or York Region cp24.com/news/ontario-says-n…
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A black man bragging about colonialism?
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I walked into the exam and my prof told us he barely finished it in the allotted time given to us and he’s the one that wrote it
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A Kanye Super Bowl show pre 2018 would’ve been generational
Only one rapper can give us a solo masterclass for the superbowl halftime show….but he is a schizophrenic
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It has nothing to do with sex, it’s just not an actual date lol
a nap & shower is fasho a DATE. y’all just too hyper-sexual to have those kinds of dates because y’all lack discipline. y’all think a date is just going out to eat & it’s NOT. a date is whatever the two parties involved make it to be. y’all make everything about SEX, LITERALLY.
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Markham and Eglinton
Scarborough. Galloway or Dean Park to be exact
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Dating isn’t as hard as y’all make it seem
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I saw a man on Snapchat today say vote for Doug Ford because he’s gonna make beer cheaper and Saturdays are for the boys unbelievable
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Crumbl Cookies being good is white propaganda
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Y’all pay for it? What happens if I just start running w y’all
Run clubs should be free.
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Black people: Our lives matter too, stop killing us unnecessarily Conservatives:
BLM is a terrorist organization
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Boneless wings are more than just chicken nuggets please respect greatness
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