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This guy has been on polymarket for a total of 3 hours plowing huge sums into at-the-market orders, moving the market, and then immediately taking huge losses. Down $400k so far.
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Replying to @thechosenberg
group chats are poor opsec tbh
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Was checking up on our hero and just noticed this. He dropped $100k on a "kamala will be president by friday" bet driving the price from basically 1c to 95c. Then idk panicked or something? And immediately sold it all for 1c, basically vaporizing his $100k in like ten minutes.
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Folks are telling me this is money laundering. And it certainly could be! I think that's a very live hypothesis. But "guy got lucky on jeo boden coin and promptly vaporized his windfall at polymarket because he didn't understand market orders" is pretty plausible too imo.
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Replying to @coldhealing
I want to protect them from the brutal realities of this world.
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• 0 likes: Garbage tweet. What was I thinking. Gonna kms. • 1 like: Oh we're cooking. • 5 likes: Incredible. Transcendent. I'm going to become a professional poaster. • 589 likes: Low effort reply to a big account that I posted while absolutely blasted.
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Honestly the fact that this arrangement is full of slop makes it even more offensive.
Replying to @KangarooPhysics
I should add - this packing for 17 squares is not rigid - 3 of them can slide, and one even has room to wiggle, but it's not enough to allow any of the other squares to move inward, so it doesn't change the size of the containing square.
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Replying to @growing_daniel
Right??? I refuse to watch the 25 minute keynote and the product page has literally zero information.
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It wasn't them, it was their uncredited RA? Sounds like they have this whole academia thing figured out.
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Anyway, currently down $512k. polymarket.com/profile/0x715…
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Replying to @ggooooddddoogg
This man refuses to be longhoused. I respect that.
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Replying to @skooookum
Okay ♥️ Yay ♥️
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Who is writing these questions??
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Replying to @Devon_Eriksen_
Another hypothesis is that you're seeing baiting for internet karma.
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Replying to @coldhealing
Everyone in the theater stood up and clapped. That 8 year old's name? Albert Einstein.
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Replying to @thechosenberg
So basically r/depressionmeals with extra steps.
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Lots of mind blowing examples of ChatGPT's capabilities on the timeline, but I've been trying to use it as a tutor, and its error rate is too high to be useful. I end up having to fact check everything I don't already understand.
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I don't buy the argument that languages like Haskell wouldn't benefit from an IDE. In fact, it's the opposite. Languages rich in type information have the most to gain from a good IDE.
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Symbolic analysis tool flags 34,000+ Ethereum contracts as buggy with a true positive rate of 89%! They estimate almost $6 million worth of ether could be extracted by exploiting these. arxiv.org/abs/1802.06038
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Replying to @gbrl_dick
I think im in danger
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Replying to @thechosenberg
Watch My Husband Threaten to DIVORCE Me Over a Prank I bet it's a great video.
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Riffing on @missingfaktor's gif, here's Agda writing my code for me.
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Replying to @HannahPosted
Wow shocking. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I also only post genuine Frog and Toad quotes.
“I think the grass is watching,” said Toad. “Whispering my secrets. I saw myself become a speck and god laughed. Everything shimmers with a terrible intensity. The ether is menacing. My joy turned to fear and then ashes.” “It’s ok, Toad” said Frog. “You’re just tripping balls.”
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Seems like perplexity is the obvious $20/month winner right now. Their flagship LLM augmented search works well and copilot is neat, but it also gives you 600 GPT-4 queries per day, which is more than OpenAI's 400 (50 per 3 hours).
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Replying to @shakoistsLog
Literally just fucked my back squatting. Needed this post like an hour ago.
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Replying to @pli_cachete
It's too bad I can only "see myself for the first" when I'm drunk and sweaty and gross.
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Replying to @yacineMTB
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Replying to @AskYatharth
Lmao
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LLMs are free if you know where to look.
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Replying to @Aella_Girl
Lots of perfectly average faces. Adding more attractive ones might increase number viewed.
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Replying to @ryxcommar
Ok sure but this text is tiny. I need to get my reading glasses first.
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Long slender legs, almond eyes, a thick mane, oval hooves, a strong flank, molars adapted for grazing and grinding on fibrous grasses.
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Nearly half of men think they could take a lobster in a thumb war, survey finds.
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Replying to @Grimezsz
How are you real
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Replying to @levelsio
Basically a crippled laptop. Add a keyboard and I think it weighs about as much as a MBA. Maybe useful if you're like an artist and will actually use the pencil? Mine is gathering dust.
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i wonder whats going on in ai wearables these days. let's have a look-see. oh.
wait this dude actually spent $1.8M out of $2.5M raised on a domain name for a pre-launch hardware device? that is actually fucking insane and i would be furious if i was an investor
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How it started: How it’s going (like 1 week later):
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Very pleased to announce that I'll be joining the Scala Tools Team at @Stripe in May. I'm really looking forward to working with the brilliant folks there and making the Scala dev experience excellent.
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Replying to @mattyglesias
No, more tweets. Just one more tweet bro.
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Everette Ely Beal drew his first breath on March 17th, 2022 🥰 So this is now a thread on childbirth and parenthood. I'll add posts as I think of them 🧵
Here’s a forecast I’m excited to update. 85% chance I’ll become a father between February 22nd and March 28th.
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Replying to @skooookum
Copy might fail but delete will still happen ?
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Here’s a forecast I’m excited to update. 85% chance I’ll become a father between February 22nd and March 28th.
Replying to @beala
So as someone in their 30s who wants a family, I did some research, wrote a monte carlo simulation, and made a forecast, as any sane person would. Here’s when I think I’ll be a father: 25th percentile: 2021-07-22 50th percentile: 2021-10-14 75th percentile: 2022-03-06
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Replying to @lawfulspice
This will be the only job left after AGI.
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I'm so glad @slatestarcodex wrote this article on wine. It's something I've been wanting to write, down to the seeming paradox that sometimes experts have an almost superhuman palate (see the documentary Somm) and sometimes that can't tell white from red. asteriskmag.com/issues/1/is-…
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I refuse to stock my pantry with MSG, not because I think it's toxic or something, but because food already tastes too good and 10x'ing it sounds like the first step in turning my kitchen into some sort of flavortown goon cave.
Here’s my “MSG pig” - a little container of monosodium glutamate I keep by the stove for adding to things I’m cooking. Some use these for sodium chloride, but I’ve never had so many compliments about my food since switching to this!
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Replying to @lisatomic5
Silicon Valley
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Replying to @andyohlbaum
Help my digi looks like this. Do i need to level her up or something? What’s going on?
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Imagine being asked to investigate why the vibes are off for a model that hasn’t been deployed in a month.
we've heard all your feedback about GPT4 getting lazier! we haven't updated the model since Nov 11th, and this certainly isn't intentional. model behavior can be unpredictable, and we're looking into fixing it 🫡
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Automatic test generation, detection of failing asserts, and all sorts of interesting things can be done with symbolic execution. I've written up a tutorial for the working programmer here: usrsb.in/symbolic-execution-…
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“I think the grass is watching,” said Toad. “Whispering my secrets. I saw myself become a speck and god laughed. Everything shimmers with a terrible intensity. The ether is menacing. My joy turned to fear and then ashes.” “It’s ok, Toad” said Frog. “You’re just tripping balls.”
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Replying to @dpaleka
iiuc it's all there in the blockchain, but would take some work to trace it all out.
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Replying to @Duderichy
Is this gooning?
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Replying to @inerati
I can't believe you're cancelling Ted. Truly none of us are safe.
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Replying to @dsiroker
Hol up
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If you're not careful, you might end up like the @Pinboard guy and accidentally dedicate your life to being the steward of the internet's largest archive of erotic fan fiction.
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Replying to @mattyglesias
Yeah man I'm living dividend to dividend. The returns landing in my brokerage account are barely enough to cover my expenses. Awful.
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Replying to @prerat
Let's not let his dreams be memes. Together we can make it happen.
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wow I can't believe @JeffBezos led the investment.
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What do these bugs look like? Here `mortal` was intended as a constructor, but it's misspelled (not capitalized), so anyone can call and become the owner. 😬
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I’ve been trying to apply my forecasting hobby to work projects, but my coworkers are taking my estimates as benchmarks to beat, and all of a sudden the average time to complete a task has taken a nosedive. I’m not sure how to forecast in such adversarial conditions.
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Sometimes I doubt that Boulder is worth it, and then I go for a walk before work.
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Replying to @samlambert
S3 bucket
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I made a clock, y'all.
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Am I supposed to know who tiddy shirt man is? Or just some random google engineer?
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Replying to @TheStalwart
Being happy on the internet is actually deeply problematic.
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Replying to @GovofCO
Might want to double check that formula.
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Lost my mind to this python foot gun. > a = [[0] * 3] * 3 # What a neat way to init an array! :D > a [[0, 0, 0], [0, 0, 0], [0, 0, 0]] > a[0][0] = 1 > a [[1, 0, 0], [1, 0, 0], [1, 0, 0]] # This was not a neat way to init an array -_-
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Replying to @__apf__
This is not a place of honor
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Every time I read a book on diet and nutrition, I'm baffled by how every author can summon mountains of evidence contradicting all the other books I've read. Turns out it's not in my head. John Ioannidis on nutrition science. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam…
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Replying to @BobbyAllyn
actually the team was already in the process of removing the sky voice over the past month or so
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Coding at 28,000 feet on an iPad over a mosh connection. The future is pretty neat (and pretty cramped).
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The more I look at actual science, the more I feel like I'm losing my mind. The other day I tried to look into the link between sunscreen and melanoma risk. Should be a slam dunk, right? Wait what? onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/…
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Alex Beal 🆎
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Replying to @mattyglesias
"no obvious fender system" is wild. Can the NYT not figure out if it has a fender system? Why hedge like that?
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Cory Doctorow? Truly a terminal case of... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ Enshittification (⌐■_■) Yeaahhhhhhhhhhh
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Me when I see that show more button
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Replying to @___frye
Imagine two short faucets, one freezing, one scorching. This is how all the sinks were in Ireland when I visited.
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The parts of this article on Haskell causing drama and a cultural divide in a company are fascinating. chadaustin.me/2016/06/the-st…
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Replying to @beffjezos
Computer, give me the midwit meme with "nice photo congrats" on both sides and beff's tweet in the middle.
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
Oh your office has a keg in the kitchen? Cool beans dude. You're not going to believe what they just installed in the wellness rooms at Google.
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Replying to @yacineMTB
if you are technically capable, read Nietzsche's Thus Spoke Zarathustra and live by it. honoring the responsibility of your will to power is going to be increasingly important this coming decade
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Replying to @keikane_ @Kei0x
What did she know? I think it's best you eat the orange.
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Lmao I was even dumber and chose to do an undergrad thesis and almost didn't get my degree because of it.
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Replying to @Ryan_Gasoline
Fortune favors the bold
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It looks like the US is administering about 216,000 doses per day. At this rate, the vaccine will be generally available in *checks notes* 5.1 years.
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I’ve created a notebook for exporting @metaculus crowd predictions to @getguesstimate so that they can be used in your models. It uses @oughtinc’s excellent Ergo library. I’d love to know if you find this useful or if you have suggestions for improvements. colab.research.google.com/dr…
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Two days of wedding festivities 💑🍾 and then two weeks of honeymoon 🛫🇮🇪. Removed my work calendar from my phone 🔇. Feels good 😎.
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Ah so the Σ-type does have an application beyond ∃. Fun stuff! From Type-Driven Development with Idris. Recommended.
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Proving that a property is decidable in Idris. This is just fantastic.
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Replying to @krishnanrohit
I think some extremely online tech personalities memed themselves into trump's arms. I don't think this is representative of the average SV tech worker.
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Do we believe this, chat? Anthropic models look to be getting steadily worse when rated by humans. chat.lmsys.org/
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Replying to @nullpointered
Wait really. Is this…? No fucking way.
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In all my years, I've never seen cope like this.
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Replying to @tszzl
I had the litany against fear memorized when it was still nerdy 😤
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