Philadelphia, PA
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If the cost of a single thing that I purchase goes up by even $0.01 after January 20th you better believe I am not going to shut up about it for four years
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Philadelphia bravely answers the question of what if St Patrick’s day was Italian
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people talking about an orv*lle p*ck face reveal as though that man’s entire wiener is not posted on the internet
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few experiences are more Philly than being honked at for stopping at a stop sign by a bumperless Nissan Altima with no plates
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Cannot wait for SEPTA to roll this out in 2036
Can’t overstate how easy it is to pay for a subway or bus ride in New York now. Tap your phone or a credit card. That’s it.
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I’m still very much in the “let this country fucking burn to the ground” stage of this
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No but some twink is absolutely going to wear these with a tank top and those awful tiny sunglasses and think they are the moment lol
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one of my favorite parts about not working in an office anymore is never having to be subjected to this bullshit
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My friend who grew up in NJ has never heard of strawberry pretzel salad so now I’m just wondering if this is yet another weird PA thing
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Did NOT consider that hidden likes means you also can’t see the list of those who liked a tweet… problematic for me as I try to figure out which oomfs are pursuing oomf
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Gays love to be like “he asked for my snapchat, what am I, a TEEN??” while actively having and using snapchat
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I want to be clear it was an autocorrect and just made me laugh, it’s not that serious so stop being mean you weirdos lol
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I hate when people act like fishtown is far away, like bitch if you don’t get your ass on that el that practically drops you off at my front door…
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This pic of my cat looks like it should go with an article about why he regrets his Trump vote
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This is… wild?? I fucking love living alone. You can live alone and still fill your home with friends and family (but on your own terms!!). It doesn’t automatically make you some sort of recluse that just wanders around haunting your own rooms lmaooo
People who live alone, on their own fascinate me. I often wonder how it feels like cooking for just one, giving human names to your music playlists and finding fallback friends online who fill in the crevices of loneliness with empty or deep talks.
Sleeping alternatively on each side of the bed on simultaneous days to keep the sheets warm. Have no one to share breakfast with and occassional someone to share dinner and a night cap with.
Who does their bedsheets smell of, besides their own odour? Does the bathroom rack with one toothbrush and a toothpaste call each other companions? On their sick days, who kisses their burning eyes, with a promise of a better tomorrow?
How is it living on your own, as a responsible adult, responsible for yourself?
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I have straight up stood there and ordered from amazon because I didn’t want to deal with it
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Once again asking who I need to speak with to get a gay bar in fishtown (that isn’t my patio)
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I can’t make this up lmaooo the south Philly shopping center where homegoods and michaels are
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The way I can’t keep my mixer out on the counter because I don’t want anyone to think I intentionally planned a patriotic-themed kitchen 🤢
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Remember when instagram had that tab that showed you everyone’s activity and exposed their business lmao
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so like are we just going to pretend that liquids over 3.4oz are a realistic threat to flights until the end of time or…?
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this is parked outside my house, who wants to come over and recreate the work from home music video
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If you see me having fun today please know it’s in no way an endorsement of this raggedy ass country
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