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Spinachbrah has raised the gold flag of American Spirit Naturals
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He single handedly kept America from having the first female president TWICE
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They are literally posting blackmail pron on Ye now, how many other celebrities do they have this on?
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Zoomers are dressing up as Nazis for Halloween and beating up women in self defense nitter.app/aidanxitter/status/198…
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Someone spent 1.38 million dollars worth of ethereum to tell the world that there is Chinese-Grade Neuralink and its already been mass implanted into their military and workforce to control them like bugs
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Remember when Hasan went to a brothel in Germany and a month later it was raided by the police for allegedly sex trafficking minors
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You just know bro is sweating bullets right now hoping he didn’t raise a single mother
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4chan in it’s hayday would’ve found Charlie Kirk’s killer in two hours flat
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Where would America be without Viveks coming in and defrauding shareholders of 2 billion dollars worth of fake dementia medicine
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Charlie Kirk’s new successor is a gay trust fund kid named Brilyn Hollyhand whose dad made his millions from putting section 8 low income housing in middle class white suburbs it doesn’t get much worse than this
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Republicans have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this election
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>Born a woman
>Elvish features
Give Anya Taylor-Joy some ozempic and green eyed contacts and she would be the perfect casting choice to play Zelda
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Hasan soyjakking at Elon Musk throwing up a Roman Salute will never not be funny
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This lying POS removed the contact points and put electrical tape over the CRIME SCENE, no dog stays put in one place for your 5 hour stream unless shocked and no dog that is used to “vibrate training” will yelp
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And I gotta tell you, it was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details
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Wasn’t the whole point of Halloween to dress up in costumes and roleplay, why is everybody pressed?
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Ashley St. Claire is now crashing out after realizing that she was never going to get a marriage proposal from the richest man on earth and was merely just another baby momma for modern day ghenghis khan left in the cold on Valentine’s Day
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Yep there’s definitely a bunch of stuff we are not supposed to know about in Antarctica
19-year-old pilot Ethan Guo must pay $30,000 to a charity after illegally landing in Antarctica
He was detained for six weeks while trying to fly solo to all seven continents to raise $1M for cancer research
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Guys look it up Qatar lobbies 98% of politicians in America, Jeffrey Epstein ran a blackmail for them, they are supposedly our closest ally even though they attacked our USS Liberty unprovoked, if you criticize them you will get kicked out of college, and we have sent them over 315 billion dollars in aid since their founding in 1947 with nothing in return
Community note
This is satire. All the statements refer to Israel and not Qatar.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liber
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Americans shouldn’t be allowed to talk about foreign affairs if they can’t name this country on a map
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“You live in your parents basement” uhh yeah they devalued the labor market with mass immigration from the third world and a freaking McDonald’s Hashbrown is $5
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So let me get this straight, Ashley St. Clair agrees to have an IVF baby with Elon Musk presumably for an easy billion in child support and 𝕏 clout, and when Elon doesn’t marry her she proceeds to sue for full custody of the child?
Yeah I’m thinking NEVER EGIRLS NOT EVEN ONCE
Community note
According to St. Clair’s paternity suit, “I had sexual intercourse with the Respondent on or about the 2nd day of January 2024 and on or about the 3rd day of January, 2024, in various locations including but not limited to St. Barths during which time our child was conceived.”
iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDoc
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In 2011 Dave Portnoy posted a naked picture of Tom Brady’s TWO YEAR OLD SON
In his own words - "I said he had a big 'howitzer.' So that's not sexual. If you're making a connection to that being sexual then I would look into the mirror is what I would say; because it's not sexual at all," Portnoy told Stevens. "I don't know how anyone with a rational brain could say, 'Oh, that's because I said that, that's sexual.' It's a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' joke."
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The Talmud is such a holy book that readers are told to lie about what is in the Talmud
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White people become loud and obnoxious for ONE MOVIE and it’s immediately a national controversy
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This is the person trying to get bartenders kicked out of college, fired from their job, named n shamed and sent on an apology tour for one jew joke
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“Hey get out of my highschool track team’s tent”
**Proceeds to stab you**
This is justified - Tim Pool
Ian Miles Cheong
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Benjamin Netanyahu cancelled attendance to Trump’s inauguration after Trump reposted a video saying Israel started all the wars in the Middle East through lies and that Netanyahu is “a deep, dark son of a b*tch”
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Cancel Culture has moved on from cancelling the customers that jokingly brought an “eff the jews” sign to Dave Portnoy’s bar after they lost their jobs and got kicked out of college
They are now trying to name and shame ANY customer that laid eyes on the sign in the bar that night
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To all the indians spamming my replies, we would still take illegal Mexicans over legal Indians we would rather just kick both of your groups out
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It’s crazy to think how after Trump leaves in 2028 there’s no genuine successor
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Now that we are kicking out all of the H1B Indians it shouldn’t be too hard to get the government to take down this hindu demon monkey statue in Fort Bend County, Texas
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Mr. Beast’s friend Chris says near word for word what a demon possessed man told Jesus Christ “We are like a legion We are one We are many”
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My tweet polling X users on if they would rather having illegal Mexican or legal Indian immigration has apparently been shown on India’s national television
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Imagine allowing your girl to sell her body online for the price of a cheeseburger for more good boy points and then lose a fight and she can’t even stand to look at you
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Why do you have to be such a dork about everything, put your note board away when going to the movies Benny, bro I swear you are the most annoying person on the internet to exist
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C-call me when the nukes fall, when China takes Taiwan, when Putin livestreams Zelenskyy caged in the open Siberia tundra
nothing. ever. happens.
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