You engage in voluntary glorification and laudation of this regime, everyday! You make attempts to overshadow all public outcries against violence & human rights abuses. You make disgusting jokes about power inheritance in this country.
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Just remembered that my friend was dating a very strict girl a while ago. Whenever he did something bizarre that she did not approve of, she would say "that will not happen in my regime"😂💀
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Update: LLB (Hons), Muk (2022). On God!
I've never seen a university degree that fights back this much.
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This photo dumb thing is interesting. You see your soulmate then scroll and see 4 more 😂
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Media houses are airing an advert sponsored by Rukal Initiative that cautions people to desist from protesting & expressing discontent with threats that they may face death. We're at the level where constitutional rights are decampaigned rather than call the govt to order. Eww!
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This is a portrait painted by one of my colleagues Ssenkubuge Martin, a first year student of Industrial art at @MakerereU and an Old Boy of @Ntare_School @NtareStories @ntare_league His tribute to the fallen hero #RIPMowzeyRadio
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Host him on mainstream political shows and subject him to the exact standard & criteria you have held all other incoming politicians. Give him room to express himself on the most contentious current affair issues & answer policy questions. Equal, unbiased journalistic approach.
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"You have had 8 months to look for tuition" - Prof Nawangwe as he defends full tuition payment before sitting exams. That was a very careless statement!
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Just seen my fifth soulmate. All in this Kampala city! 😭
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Studying law, in this country, is nearly as important as being taught everything about the Canadian prairies.
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Just met four new soulmates in Kampala tonight. That's averagely one for each chamber of this healthy heart.
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Ah bro😂. I run a democracy this side
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At Ntare school, DH etiquette mandated us to be in closed shoes during class hrs. "Bonshe" met this guy that attempted to enter the dining with open shoes & asked him to justify why he wore crafts on school uniform. The boy said its b'se he had a headache 😫😫😂😂😂
O jewa ke eng ? (Ugandan schools version)
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I've never seen a university degree that fights back this much.
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A little sensitivity to someone else's feelings and situation won't cost you a thing. We live in an era where savagery is trendy, insensitive comments are glorified and where compassion is a thing of the past. You could be the last blow to wreck someone's hopes to live.
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But Kampala girls are beautiful, eh! 🥺
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Minimum wage: the minimum amount of remuneration that an employer is required to pay an employee for the work done during a given period. The man you're convinced can secure your future: minimum wage law will chase away investors. You're not even a priority in your own country!
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There is a category of worryingly insensitive citizens that responds to glaring injustices & killings with empty & shallow hashtags about securing the future. How did we get here? How corrupted is your conscience that walk over the dead and promise the bereaved the same fate?
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Someone just said that "The country mourns but the country must learn!" I felt that.
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⚠️This user is extremely tired of anything academic ⚠️
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A few more days and I'm back to random "do you think the lecturer is coming?" texts
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Mugisha Muntu set a standard and it is up to us as a country to politically emerge and meet him there. Pure class that man!
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Can't wait to be rich so that I scroll through the TL and silently donate to whoever needs financial assistance for their health. So help me God 🙏😄
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Moderator: Chairman Mao, what do you make of the cabinet reshuffle by the president? Mao: Charles, you cannot make a good omelette by shuffling around rotten eggs. 😂😂😂 #NBSfrontline
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My article about cryptocurrencies and consumer protection has been published by the Daily Monitor. In this article, I labour to explain the basics of crypto technology and consumer protection measures. Check it out! #Bitcoin #crypto
About cryptocurrencies and consumer protection bit.ly/3fRfyqi #MonitorUpdates
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Over the weekend, I aided in reporting a case to police against a "friend" who had assaulted & harassed a lady. This was happening for the 4th time.The guy was arrested & the victim is pursuing a suit. I'll not tolerate bullshit b'se we're mates. I'm a snitch for justice!
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Beat up some UCC officials today. It's legal and within the confines of the law. It is called SELF DEFENCE against imminent danger.
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"Politics is the main cash crop in Uganda now"
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This country has a scriptwriter. You can't tell me otherwise.
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You justify the state repressive actions against people you term as hooligans. You celebrate constitutional mutilations. But today, you're crying for Uganda? WHAT THE FUCK did you miss in the process of how we got here? What exceptional event has unfolded today? Killings? STFU!
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I will definitely turn up for the #WomensMarchUG tomorrow at 10am. I'm a son to a mother, a brother to a little girl, I will soon have a girlfriend, my best friend is female and I have several female friends. I believe that #WomenLivesMatterUg if I don't stand up for them,no will
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One of the saddest things about studying law in this country is that you and your law professor may not live to witness the things you spent years time & years reechoing. The state makes constitutionalism seem like a folktale passed on to every generation.
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How do you recount votes where people lined up? By tracing their foot/shoeprints where they stood on the election day? No? 😂
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I dreamt that I was attending Bill Clinton's impeachment hearing and was assigned a duty to interrogate Monica Lewinsky. I was still going on with my Congressman duties & mum yelled that it's my turn to mop the house. I'm already tired & want to go back to Congress 🚶
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Banyankole/Bakiga parents always mix English and their native language while complaining 😂 "Hati nkeki niki sincerely. You can't tell me that wakikora otakukimanya. No no no"
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Man, we can't predict whether Makerere is serious about the e-learning thing & it's stressing.
What can’t we predict?
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"Rukal initiative" that sponsors that advert is almost a non existent entity. No trace of their activities, no website available and not even an address. The most available information is that it is a "company limited by guarantee". There's something SINISTER here!
Media houses are airing an advert sponsored by Rukal Initiative that cautions people to desist from protesting & expressing discontent with threats that they may face death. We're at the level where constitutional rights are decampaigned rather than call the govt to order. Eww!
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"In many ways, it seems as if African nations hve gone into a mental condition of "protected dependency" & have thereby put themselves at risk of becoming once again protectorate states of the west. This is the path to the past, and the path to perdition" #APCTargetAfrica20
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Intervene in transport hike matters but private hospital ICU rates is where you draw the line? Cool.
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At around 8pm, a government official will come on air and act so surprised & shocked that he presides over an extremely inefficient system.
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The most appalling thing about the ongoing Makerere strike is what unfolds at night. The military has continuously broken into students' rooms in halls of residence and brutalised them. The brutality has been indiscriminate & students with disabilities hve equally fallen victim
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This year, I contacted @lapaireug for an immediate solution after breaking my glasses a few days to exams. After explaining my situation, they did a check up & gave me provisional eye glasses to use for a week at no extra cost as I waited for my new spects. Thank you @lapaireug
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I will not help you. Thanks
I want to understand by what someone could mean by saying "Let's give it a break". Let me understand. Some Barry help me
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The person who started the propaganda that "campus is so much fun, no stress, you will enjoy all the life you've been deprived of " Which course was he pursuing?🤔
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Like a tree planted by the water side, Gen. Moses Ali shall not be moved!
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LDU, whether as a militia or a force, is the most ridiculous & absurd thing! It's composed of trigger happy irrational clodpoles without basic discipline and leadership. These acts didn't start with presidential directives btw. Probably the most insecure aspect of our security!
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This generation has non conformists and I'm proud to belong. Daily head on collision with systematic and institutional injustices, Kudos!
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The misconception about the anti social media tax campaign is that some Ugandans think we lack the 6k to pay monthly / 70k annually! No! We are against it bse it's a violation of rights of the citizens by impending their freedom of expression, however slight! #UgandaSocialMedia
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Guys ask "so is your father also trash?" and think they are nailing it 💀
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To whoever wears spects to aid their eyesight; It's a tough time to avoid touching your face. Almost impossible but Keep trying ✊🏽❤
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Watching BBC and the reporter said "Italy has run out of things to close. The only companies permitted to operate are the ones manufacturing coffins." my heart sunk 💔
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The same govt that failed to implement a school feeding programme for UPE pupils? The hungry pupils are now promised tablets. I don't want to even talk about appeals for pads to school going girls. With all due respect, this Govt should shut up!
Digital learning: Govt to buy tablets for UPE pupils bit.ly/2Q9GAt5 #MonitorUpdates
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How about the validity of our school IDs?
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The EU has agreed on a cryptocurrency legal framework known as the Markets in Crypto Asset Regulation (MiCA). Notably, MiCA defines a crypto asset, provides 4 exchange licensing requirements, eligibility to issue crypto tokens & capital requirements for crypto service providers.
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"FDC doesn't deserve Mugisha Muntu. Muntu deserves much better" so said a colleague with whom I concur @mugishamuntu #FDCDecides2017
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Approaches Jinja road junction on a boda. Silently under my breath (our father, who art in heaven...)
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In 2011, a 26 year old fruit & vegetable seller set himself on fire when police confiscated his produce for lack of a necessary permit in Tunisia. There were protests that led to the ousting of a dictator. We've failed this man!
Just In: A bodaboda cyclist has set himself on fire after Masaka @PoliceUg refused to give him his motorbike that has been impounded earlier on. Sources indicate that he has died from the injuries sustained. This took place at Masaka Police Station this afternoon. @bbstvug
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Hey @PoliceUg , we're yet to find something closely as disgusting as you are!
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The zoom meeting is incomplete if the cock doesn't crow from one of the participant's background 😂
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Going out with someone who wants to whisper something in your ear every 5 secs is so annoying. Like bro, that's Bloody Samaritan playing leave me alone. I want to dance 😩
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In other words, Becky is saying that there are more people that are ''eating'' the covid supplementary budget money and we should persecute parliament alone. Quite a confession disguised in political banter
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"The state will kill your children." - Kasule Lumumba 2016 We are the "your children" and the state is doing the most at Makerere #TuitionMustFall
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I've resolved to start supporting the domestic league. @KCCAFC is my new club. Where do I get a jersey and membership card, if there is one? @MubeziLuwaga
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Replying to @miss_berna98
You're not the first to accuse me of this 😂
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We have steadily progressed to become those countries that we used to read about, and watch in news and wonder how people went about their lives at the hands of tyrants.
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Replying to @Shivanlinda1
It was a reign of terror😂😂
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we are not angry enough!!
About UGX 11 billion that was given to teachers by President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni has gone missing. #NBSLiveAt9 #NBSPoliticom #NBSUpdates #UgVotes2021
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In 2015, a debate team that comprised of Maasa @kevinmaasa , Ssekyonda Zed & I lost a regional debate final to a certain school in Masaka. Bro Headteacher called us on assembly & said "This team ashamed the college! How do you lose a final to a school without even a website?!" 😂
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If the police hadn't interrupted our night planned attack on Mbra High school in 2013, I'm still convinced that I wouldn't be alive today. Police fired something that lit up the entire kakyeka for 5 mins. I still don't knw what it was bt it saved many lives that day
Sco pa tu manaa
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7 African presidents have attended today's inauguration ceremony in Uganda. Here's something about them and the countries they run. 1. Abdalla Farmajo - His term expired in February. He has jeopardised all plans to hold fresh elections. Attempted to extend his term for 2 yrs.
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#10yearChallenge This is deserving of a Thanksgiving mass 😂
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Talking to myself under the mask without interruption >>>>>
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Tribal sentiments are certainly not the ideal cure for the country's regrettable trajectory. Something is wrong & unfortunate but we can't front the same vice to outdo what we criticise. Preach harmony, meritocracy, coexistence & unity.
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Militia and police force are one of the leading causes of death in this country. We are all potential victims and silence benefits the oppressor. #JusticeforTegu
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...anyway, I hope whoever is marking any scripts throughout this period is subjecting all answers to the pandemic test. The country needs compassion!
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Ethiopian airlines was the only African airline that maintained flights to China amid the crisis. It has consistently introduced first cases in various countries and we're silent. Wtf @flyethiopian ? This is not how you make up for losses!
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This God guy is really amazing & intentional.
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LDUs to undergo mandatory training by Uganda police. The same police force that has been the leading violator of human rights for over 5 consecutive years? Perhaps to train them about how to get away with murder & other crimes.
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"I hate politics so don't engage me in such conversations" is high ranking dumb statement. Unfortunately for you, politics doesn't handpick who to affect. It will impact the price of bread, transport costs, your net income & everything else.
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For some reason, every time I see traffic officers in the new uniform I expect them to start dancing or some shit 😂
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In the end, I hope PROFESSIONALISM will be a mandatory criteria in ministerial appointments.
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Please let's restart from "Put your head on my shoulder..."
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Inclusion is the new capability that leaders must fold into other leadership capabilities. Inclusive leaders not only embrace, value and provide a sense of belonging to individuals but also leverage individual ideological differences to the society's advantage. #Alinda4MLSVP ✊🏾
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In the words of Nicklaus in The Originals "I should take preventive measures and separate him from his head!"
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``In 1986...we brought peace.`` That 👏is 👏exactly 👏why 👏we 👏want a peaceful power transition👏👏. Thank you!
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COVID19 & CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS: The Doctrine of frustration and the import of the Force Majeure clause Resharing this Article by @julianneMwebaze and I academia.edu/43265150/COVID1… via @academia
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Makerere Law Society, in partnership with @MakGuild , @NetpilUganda and PLO Lumumba Foundation, cordially invites the GENERAL PUBLIC for the online launch of the Society's Golden Jubilee celebrations. Theme: THE ROLE OF STUDENTS IN A CONTEMPORARY DEMOCRACY. #MLSat50
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Ugandan delegation 🤘🏽🇺🇬 #6EACdebates
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In 2019, we are not tolerating any relations with sexually abusive persons. We shall name and shame. That shit has to end. Females deserve a better environment next year!
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Today, more than ever before, it's imperative to have Awareness campaigns about Depression and frame mechanisms to respond to the same. The youth, especially university students are withering in silence 😪. It's long overdue!
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It's that time of the semester where I use the legendary phrase "It is trite law..." before I proceed to showcase my ignorance in a paper.
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"It is vain and utterly pretentious to call for peace while remaining silent about the injustices that cause instability."
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He can't even deliver masks lol
2021 polls: Museveni promises wealth distribution, markets zionly.io/TsJlptt #MonitorUpdates
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The @Makerere motto 'WE BUILD FOR THE FUTURE' right next to @SkillHaven, a blockchain company, during the Blockchain and the Law Masterclass conducted at school of law (@MakerereLaw). An illustration of the institution's progressive approach to education. A joy to witness❤
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Malawi had open air campaigns since May and a normal traditional election in June. The country has 1,083 cases, 260 recoveries and 13 deaths. Use that information as you wanna.
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As we eulogise the fallen president, I hope we reflect on our own country and what would unfold if such a sudden communication came through. Who would even make the announcement? I guess that would in itself be a point of contestation.
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Interesting times. We can now "influence" our way out of the bank loan obligations.
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Husband? This kind of reporting diminishes defilement as a capital offence and blurs the line between a consensual sex act and crime. It deters the public from understanding that this was a gross act of violence. Media houses hve 2 reevaluate their language in reprting sex crime!
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How do y'all fall in love and remain calm? 😭 First of all, my walking style will change.
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