that’s me by the meatballs #canucks
cackalacky
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Think I may have accidentally stumbled upon the inspo for Sabrina carpenter's album art while looking at my old tumblr archive from a decade ago
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he is waiting by the phone rn
George Santos movie is in the works at HBO Films from ‘VEEP’ EP Frank Rich.
(Source: deadline.com/2023/12/george-…)
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Go to Chili’s. Get the triple dipper. Crispers, mozz sticks, big mouth bites. Get a presidente margarita. Get two. Play games on the kiosk. Get a molten lava cake. Fill out your survey at the end. Put “strongly agree” for everything.
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to everyone calling me slow/late/old in the comments pls remember i have 19 in front of my birth year and i work and go to school 6 days a week 😭 and im not dragging her in any way, i thought it was a cool photo reference
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letterboxd should automatically shadowban you for making a “_____ for people who _____” review
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zaylan
the wildest response to this is everyone mystifying her like they haven’t seen a wook before. none of you guys would survive one day in Asheville and you’re not brave for saying you would fuck her. there’s 12 guys named Kai one step ahead of you.
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I had a White Castle slider that left me begging for answers
Dillons, South Seneca Street, Wichita, KS, USA - I had a White Castle slider that left me begging for answers. My stomach started off bloated and then quickly escalated to diarrhea and vomiting. I was not able to stand up straight without excruciating cramps, everytime I took a sip of water I threw up instantly. I beg you please do NOT purchase White Castle sliders from any grocery store. You will regret it and be left in tears with a upset tummy. iwaspoisoned.com/incident/di…
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Idk if yall are aware of what Pookie was up to ~a decade ago but it’s very important viewing
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I find it really interesting that people are fuming about this bait post and not the fact that like every commercial brand has had a shitty and soulless Keith Haring product line in the past 10 years
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if you guys ever get fatigued from online you should just get really into a tv show from 20-30 years ago and then hang out on its subreddit. nothing like debating plot points that resolved when you were 2 with women who could be your mom to renew your faith in the world wide web.
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ok and im telling you i don’t follow these pop culture accounts and i never saw it! some of us are on different parts of the internet…never intended for it to be news to anyone either i just thought i had found something cool lmao
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“can i say something real qui-“ MAN UP. a 27 year old man with one of those light up rave pacifiers in his mouth is closer to bagging her than you will ever be right now.
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hey diva i am not a pop stan i would have no way of knowing this! i just noticed it and found it interesting.
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Some offense but how the fuck does anyone take B*ygenius seriously after this drivel came out
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renni
those videos where her and her husband stayed at every casino hotel on the vegas strip changed me
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You can’t even have a cute small butt anymore without the whole world trying to kill you. We need justice
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lex. HEARD MILK!
it has been said time and time again but you guys have got to stop coming on here and loudly admitting that you have zero understanding of what women are attracted to
Pakistani men have some unexplainable earnestness rizz going on for them. Because there is no possible explanation for why Lady Diana was diabolically down bad for this?
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do you guys pay attention when you’re watching tv or do you just stare at the moving shapes and colors
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this is coming from someone who saw mike faist in the original broadway cast of dear evan hansen swjrjfkfjfk
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Yeah I’m completely sure there’s not another side to this story and her “extremely kind” friends, this guy prob just decided to risk his job because he felt like it
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This is kinda one of the most embarrassing things any current artist has done in the past few years
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we have GOT to eradicate this manner of speaking i cannot stand this girl’s voice idc what point she’s making TALK REGULAR
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When ur in college it can sound completely ridiculous that people struggle to make friends as an adult and then u get out and everyone you have ever known is spread across the country and you gotta start over with very little forced proximity to intervene. Awesome
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i keep talking about having surgery in two weeks like im going on an expensive vacation but like. being on pills at my moms house is Paris to me
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Is this your coworker by chance
100% sure my coworker has invented a dog so he can take multiple long breaks daily under the guise of dog walks. never mentioned the dog until 2 weeks ago, now he’s “brb”ing 3 walks a day. boss asked to see a pic of the dog and he said “sorry it’s sleeping”. I encourage this.
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the fact that millennials inflated the importance of something they used to just tell you on a random wednesday at your OB’s office and created a narcissistic ritual around it that everyone must comply to speaks to their eternal role as the world’s hall monitors
A bakery just ruined her gender reveal by leaving a voicemail saying they didn’t have blackberries for the filling.
She had asked for blackberries for a boy and raspberries for a girl. The bakery had one job….
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i said work and go to school as in it all adds up to combined 6 days and so i have little free time…and postgrad programs exist
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this is one of the most unintentionally funny things i’ve seen in a while and from what i can tell it seems like this has basically nothing to do with the movie besides showing the passage of time? 😭
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A lot to gripe about here but what does being “chronically online” do to assist you in explaining the plot of a movie that takes place in 2006
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Her saying she only smelled like a roll of nickels to azealia banks because she had bullet shells in her purse and the smell got on her fingers like what goes on in that head of hers
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when i was younger, boy genius was actually a boy. and his name was jimmy neutron!!!!
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whether you think she fed don lewis to the tigers or not, carole baskin needs to go to jail for her wedding photos alone
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the real black pill is the amount of them that will never play it at all and instead display it on a wall or a shelf
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i know reddit is looked down upon but it’s intoxicating to post your opinion on there and the WORST response you get is like “that wasn’t on my bingo card 🙄” meanwhile on here if you say “i like pineapple more than bananas” the comments are like “204 Kennedy Ave Fargo, ND 58102”
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Invoking the name of one of the most prolific songwriters of all time just to write a “we were in the car and I loved you and we were so [adjective]” type of song is INSANE. HOW did every major music publication get away with blowing smoke up this album for an ENTIRE YEAR
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