No one on twitter is like this in real life!
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Done properly/respectfully, ‘stop and search’ can be such an effective tool for old bill. Gotta stop these kids running about stabbing each other nitter.app/santandave1/status/952…
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Just listened to @Stormzy1 ‘10 minutes’ again for the first time in a while and he drops the bar “n*gg*s make me laugh they think they’re @MichaelDapaah” so please believe this guys been around from day!!
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A lot of hate but all I see is a young lad from a council estate about to earn a few quid without harming any of us.
Let him have his moment!
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Less stories about tiktok fools and more about young boys like these guys
Let them shine on Piers Morgan and TalkTV please?
❤️😊
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If you go in the middle of a Prem sides rondo, you ain’t coming out until they want you to!
Stop saying that you’d nick goals in the Prem. You wouldn’t get 5 in league 2!!
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You cannot miss training / games to go Winter Wonderland and have ‘footballer’ in your bio!
I said what I said
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Seen a fair few retweets and quotes on this today but the scariest thing that hasn’t been mentioned in my opinion is that fact that we can log into an app and just watch the murder of an actual human being on our smartphones and it’s kinda normal.
Bit sad if you ask me
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The man dem said “grab his dash cam” and then carried on filming their boy to post on social media 🤦🏾♂️
Make it make sense 😅
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Best season in 20 years, Best CB partnership, “Rice Rice baby”, Odergaard cooking, Saka - Starboy, Havertz “60 million. . .”
10 months of TL noise
And you won
NOTHING!!!!
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Football has taken me half way round the world, given me friends for life, respect and glory. Those highs will always outweigh the lows. Whatever’s going on with life, for 90mins it’s just you and your teammates 🖤⚽️
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I love that these guys are away and enjoying themselves! Declan Rice is behaving like most 19 year olds and credit to him. He’s with his mates, disrespect no one and the comments reflect that!
But LORD KNOWS if this was Rashford and Lingard. . .
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All I’m saying is imagine Liverpool do an 11 a side in training.
Keepers are captains and get 1 pick each at a time.
How many picks until a man picks Hendo?
But you’re telling me he’s best player in this whole country?
Cool, enjoy your day!
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We once lost something like 7-4 to Lewes when we was at Slough and Steve Browne -RIP🖤 told us to basically fight him if we wanted our wages.
Released about 3 man and told me about myself for being injured but eating burgers after the game (“and you you fat c*nt)
Imagine 12-0
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There are genuine people on this app that watch football, see Jared Bowen give Fulham the runaround, Eze drop a masterclass for Palace, lick James Maddison’s arse, but think Lionel Messi would struggle in the Prem?
You disgust me!
Messi has been playing football for years, fully televised, and people who are paid to talk about the sport still question if he could do it in the Premier League?
*Logs off for the day*
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Cinema Pic n Mix
Onlyfans
Argos insurance for electrical items
Full priced football boots
Nandos soft drinks
Sandwiches from Bossmans shop
Christmas cards for coworkers
Petrol from a service station
A cruise holiday
A ski holiday
And full price David Lloyd membership
Long!
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Non league football brings out the worst in some people.
They will say some very cheeky things that they wouldn’t dream of saying outside of that setting.
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Harry Maguire has been the best CB so far this World Cup and now looks potentially World Class. . . Discuss
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I’ve been racially abused in football since I was about 8. Ian Baird @ Farnbro called me a “fucking black bastard” in a cup game. I got a 120 day ban for retaliation when I was 12/13, other guy 0. I’ve got people in my mentions telling me how to behave!
I honestly DONT CARE 😂
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ON MY LIFE I cannot get non-league ‘first team’ players to emulate the movement, desire to get on the ball, speed of thought etc. (I call it being busy to save on coaching points). Some lads even sulk like you’re having a go at them.
THESE KIDS ARE 10!!!
Suck that in please!!!
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Context;
5+ defeats for ANYONE in football and you might never manage a team again. There are 1000 ways to get a tune out of a player and this is simply one of them.
Social media has brought about a mental fragility in SOME players that wasn’t there 10/15 years ago
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You new lot with ‘footballer’ in your bio, talking wicked on the socials will NEVER know this era of ball. The threat of getting released was REAL in non league most weeks 😩😂 now you got managers scared to upset the players, man talking back to the Gaffer and all sorts. . .
With his Leyton Orient side trailing 1-0 at half time, John Sitton comes out with another classic team talk....
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Whatever your opinion of him, these are the events that formed his mentality towards the press in this country.
When people like Piers are talking, this guy is on “your profession took pics of my dying mother instead of helping her!”
The level of contempt I’d have unspeakable!
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Been a great time @MoleseyFC1953 with more ups than downs and a fair few friends for life. Sad to go but that’s football.
I wish the club all the best for the coming season
#Moles ⚽️❤️
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90% of the replies DISGUST ME 🤢
The answer is ‘take the £1mill’ you’re not even seeing the ball in a Prem game let alone scoring!
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Grown man.
With jobs.
Families.
Opinions on important matters.
Allowed to vote.
Yet arranged to fight another group of men because they support a different football club?
I’ll never understand the madness of it!
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With the game on last night I thought it might not be appropriate, but pleased to accept the position of Assistant 1st team Manager/1st team coach at @EghamTown and looking forward to working with Simon and a very ambitious squad! #sarnies
Additons to backroom staff - News - Egham Town FC Ltd eghamtownfcltd.com/news/addi…
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I don’t wanna see anymore tweets about Trent being a World Class right back!
World Class crossed of the ball - possibly. . . No where near a World Class defender!
Thanks in advance 👍
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Working in an office in the midlands today and everyone here is white.
Means nothing to me but I just saw 1 other brother and made eye contact so we could do ‘the nod’! . .
Man blanked me 😔
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Her self esteem must have been at an all time low when she let Les Dennis clap her cheeks regularly 🙃
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My nephews are like 8 and 6 (I think). They’re fully die hard West Ham fans and I love them regardless.
When they beat us at their gaff these yutes FaceTimed me. . . If you think I’m too grown to let them have it!!
FIVE!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I will drink their tears!!
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After this lockdown I’m signing for someone!
Is there like a step 10 or something? I just wanna pass, maybe intercept, but I’ve only got 1 knee so no mad pitches. 4g or Wembley only please?
Thanks 👍
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I’m almost liberal to a point of frustration with people that know me. Always trying to highlight what I believe to racial/sexist/social injustices on my TL (amongst the ⚽️ and soap cutting!)
But from the bottom of my heart, this girl can honestly go FUCK HERSELF!!!
Nineteen-year-old Shamima Begum says while she doesn't regret her decision to flee the UK and join ISIS, she now fears for the life of her unborn child and wants to return.
@SwainITV has more.
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Arsenal convincingly beat the 2nd worst team in the league quite comfortably, after going without a win for nearly 2 months. They’re 11th. They finished 8th last year, but still their fans make the most noise!
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For twitter nerds that love stats and memes - yes!
If you actually watch the game then you’ll know that Bruno can’t see KDB through a telescope!
Manchester United's Bruno Fernandes has "overtaken" Kevin De Bruyne to become the best player in the Premier League.
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Orrrrrrrrr. . .
Make healthier foods cheaper?
Don’t force people to live in poverty and rely on food banks and cheap ‘fast’ foods to feed themselves and family
Unhealthy snacks will be banned at shop checkouts and junk food adverts will not be allowed on TV before 9pm, the prime minister is set to announce in bid to tackle the UK's obesity issue
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The irony of people using a social media site such as twitter, to tweet their theories around the government placing tracking devices in vaccines, off of their iPhone is something that makes me question the sanity of many each day!
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Man are pulling up next to me at the lights, revving their motors, then burning off like petrol ain’t £1.23.9p a litre. . . 😂
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Non-league players;
If you consistently (not 1 -3 times a game) can make runs off the ball to create an angle/space for your teammates, knowing fully well that you may not get the ball, you’ll go far in football and enjoy the game so much more!
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Joined in last night cos one of the lads got injured
Team voted me ‘worst trainer’
I’ve still got headloss now!
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Arsenal man are jarring. Been poor for the last 20 years
Wenger did miracles and got hounded out!
Had one good season and talking chesty like they’re the Prem’s Real Madrid!
They’ve deserve to win it but be humble. Last time you won Prem your mum bought your school trousers!
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Whatever we think of this England squad, we’re all buzzing that Dier has finally been dropped right? #englandsquad
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Everyone saying that this wasn’t a pen, run full pace alongside me for 10 yards and I will show you why it was!
Deluded
Sterlings right knee gets clipped followed by a hip barge from the other side….how is that “not touched”? try staying on your feet while sprinting with a ball and that happens
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Thiago Silva makes me feel like if I get fit then I can come out of retirement and do a job at step 27. . .
Then I get spun @ Monday night 7 a side by office bods and get put firmly in my place again!
😂
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Watching @BBCMOTD in the 00’s when Henry, Pires, Viera etc we’re in their prime was mesmerising! And I say that as a Chelsea fan!
Forget the stats, if sky plays one of their old games as a classic, just sit down and take it in!
Man would be doing this in training only to be benched for a Duncan Ferguson lol growing up playing ball in England was mad
Thierry Henry's ridiculous Champions League dribbling skills
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Just pick it up no?
Such irresponsible behaviour, there's a bike left at the All Saints DLR. Few elderly people were struggling so helped them get pass. Someone must clear this bike urgently for others safety. @TfL @TowerHamletsNow
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Alleged racism towards one of our players tonight. Only the 2 players involved will ever know the truth!
Fed up with it all if I’m honest. Yes it is my weak spot, and yes I will probably bite/fight everytime.
Congratulations to @KnaphillFC on the win. Good luck for the season
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I feel for those that don’t play sport and have never experienced moments like these.
Someone once asked me what I missed most about football and my reply was that I’ve had many highs and lows, but football was the only thing in life in which I truly experienced ‘glory’!
tHe FA cuP hAS lOst iTs MaGic 🤪
@chorleyfc 👏
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While I’m at it, I’m hearing that ‘Player of the year’ is between KDB and Hendo.
KDB leads the league in assist and chances created by a long way, but Hendo has a sniff because he claps his hands and shouts “come on lads” when it goes out for a throw in 🙃
Disgusting
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Non league players;
There has to be a way of getting some better picture quality on these Veo cameras?
I have no idea what is going on in your clip, but I am happy for your goal/tackle/skill (pick as appropriate)
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Horrible opinion!
Been World class from 18. Always played flat out even when United were past their golden era.
Adapted his game to drop into midfield as well. A brilliant footballer at a peak for a lot longer than many others
"I would have scored more goals if I was selfish"
My bro who tf stopped you? You were a fat dusted baller when u hit 30. A horrible Manager and an even worse pundit. You're just not him.
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Thanks for the replies. As I’ve said to a few people, my sister is fine. Unfortunately this isn’t a new thing but she’s a strong, proud black woman that won’t let the racists stop her from living her best life!
#spreadlove
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Love these types of clips.
Pep can coach his premier league winners about body language but heaven forbid you tell a guy in step 5 without them getting the hump.
It’s never personal, (most) coaches only want for you to improve!
Pep saying no to reluctant body language at Man City training [📹 @ObsessFootball ] #Pep
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But non-league are gonna risk it all for £50 a week?
Safe 👍🏾
We've collectively agreed with the @premierleague and @EFL to suspend the professional game in England until 3 April at the earliest.
the-fa.com/1IFhrQ
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Every time!!
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So
If Man City beat us at the weekend then they win the league?
To all of my Arsenal supporting friends;
😊
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The respect and admiration I had for Marv. . . 💔🥲
Such sad sad news!! Sincerest condolences to his family and loved ones x
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Every Sunday I see a plethora of #SundayRoast pictures and I know we all have different tastes and preferences.
However, some of you need to have a serious word with yourselves. . . No gravy?!?! What kind of psychotic behaviour is this? Who eats a fully dry roast?
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Dear God, I’m not 100% that you exist, but if you do then I beg you PLEASE LET SPURS GET PAMMED at their new ground tonight and I promise that I’ll go church this Sunday!! 🙏🏿
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Raheem warned us all and we thought the lesson was (quite rightly) learned. In MM case not ALL the headlines regarding her are based on race, but the comparisons on some frivolous (non) stories certainly make an interesting argument.
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It’s HOT 🥵 outside today!!
Only elite level Roadmen will still have on the Canada Goose and Wooly hat on today!
😭😓
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