Amazon #1 Bestseller: Didn't Happen of the Year Awards - The Official Book amzn.eu/d/jevioTm

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I saw this on the timeline and it annoyed me so much I had to revive DHOTYA
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I accidentally played this video on FULL volume in class and my teacher asked "is that the smash hit houdini by dua lipa?" so I said yes and she said “I COME AND I GO" and the whole class clapped omfg I’m cryinggg 😭😭😭😭😭 nitter.app/notearssza/status/1722…
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Crazy the amount of world records being broken during lockdown
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Today is gonna be a bad day
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In other news, @britneyspears is claiming to have broken the men’s 100m World Record by nearly 4 seconds.
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I mean, he didn’t though, did he? He ran on fucking planks
This Shaolin monk 'ran on water' for 125 metres... 😲😲
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Winner 🏆
An amazing letter received from fellow leaver Matthew, who is 10 years old.
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Did he fuck
Replying to @bet365
Jordan Henderson's dad: "When Jordan was 10 I took him to see the Champions League final. And he said to me at the time 'dad, I'm going to play there one day'. I'm absolutely delighted for him." ❤️
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One of the favourites from back in March 🤣
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The most liked entry of 2022 so far, is “Passport” good enough to win? 👀
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CONGRATULATIONS! The winner of #DHOTYA2019 is “He’s Only 1”. 2019 was a tough year with so many great entries, but with a tiniest of margins (50.4%) of the 68,322 votes in the final, you’ve chosen “He’s Only 1” as the biggest “Didn’t Happen” of the year!
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There’s a fucking Christmas tree outside lads
Birmingham Library last night. 😍 #TheCityIsOurs #AVFC
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All pilots know the earth is flat 🤷🏼‍♂️
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🤣🤣
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The absolute worst thing I’ve ever read
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Drake is not writing a song about you 🤣🤣
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Could have used the same colour pen at least if you were gonna tweet this
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Very late 2022 entry 😭
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Everyone be careful around this kid
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In a world full of Will Smiths…
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It’s gonna be a good year
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Didn’t happen of the decade?
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🏆 Fuck fuck fuck, how did I miss this one? Legit winning potential
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You didn’t receive that message. You sent it
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Well done Sarah, you’ve completed DHOTYA
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Who remembers “Passport” from 2022
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DHOTYA has been really difficult to do in 2020 because I don’t even know what the fuck is going on anymore
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🏆🏆 #DHOTYA2022 WINNER 🏆🏆 After what could only be described as the most competitive year in DHOTYA history, we have a winner. 🥇 “Stamping a Crutch” 🥇
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Oh my god... DHOTYA has peaked. The kids chanted, cheered AND applauded. The awards are finished.
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Still one of my favourites of all time, from 2018… #WokeCup
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7 year old: “I just wanna play Minecraft” Rabbi: “Say it” 7 year old: “Mum I don’t know what non-bin...” Rabbi: “JUST FUCKING SAY IT”
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Best start to a year ever 🏅
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✨ Spontaneous photoshoots ✨
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Feeling positively full of bullshit…
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Replying to @sportbible
No chance whatsoever
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Your 8 year old daughter did nothing of the kind
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This could be our 2023 winner
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Throwback to a great from 2018
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A welcome return for our mate Lozza
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Could be the winner 🏆
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Britney Spears is also the holder of a quickest 100m dash in case you didn’t know
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Oiiiii big shout for the title here
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Back with a banger
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This might actually be the worst thing I’ve ever read 😭 amzn.eu/d/hjgAYYb
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🏆 #DHOTYA2021 Winner - Almonds The greatest to ever play the game?
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#DHOTYA2018 WINNER After 12 months of searching through the lies, planning, preparing and running the biggest Twitter event of 2018, you have voted for your winner. “Supermarche” becomes our first ‘Anon’ winner as her celebration picture shows, having won 59% of the final vote.
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Fan fiction going to a new level
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Peacetime is over and 2023 starts with perfection
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Oh this is great
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The World Cup has kicked off early ⚽️
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👍🏻 - The most “Liked” DHOTYA post of all time… In 2020 during lockdown, this girl claiming to have broken the 5km World Record got c.60k likes 😅
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That camera in your right hand is pretty sturdy, Hannah
This is how angry I am..... shaking with rage after an utterly rubbish response from the PM 😡 Also because she is putting her self preservation and narrow party unity before the lives and livliehoods of my Livingston Constituents. #ragin #BrexitBourach #BrexitVote
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Another big one from the start of the year 🏆
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This will go down as the biggest and best DHOTYA of all time.
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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And everybody clapped!
Amal Clooney reveals her son, 5, drew picture of prison and said 'Putin should be here' trib.al/TL9XiS9
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Just admit you wrote it yourself Desmond and move on
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This could actually fucking win 2018
Just gave my name in starbucks as 'stop brexit,. As the (remain) barrista screamed out my 'name' repeatedly, the whole place erupted in to applause. Result. Try it. #FBPE @Starbucks
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🗣 "I said directly to [my agent] to check with Brentford because Brentford, for me, is one of the best teams" @PJansson5 talks through his move to West London 👉 bit.ly/PontusJanssonIntervie… #BrentfordFC
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Here’s a man from Bristol claiming he knocked out Mike Tyson in a pub
Scarcity News
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It’s a Christmas DHOTYA miracle 🎄
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A wild piece of bullshit has appeared
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Winner?
Today I was left speechless by an 8 year old, who politely told me that it was inappropriate to play hangman with them because of the lynchings of black men and the current state of the world and you know what? He was totally correct. I’m bringing him a prize tomorrow
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Replying to @Nigel_Farage
Fucking hell I’m cutting the awards here. Incredible progression in the fake letters category
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💀💀
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🎉 #DHOTYA2021 WINNER 🎉 Almonds has been overwhelmingly dominant during the whole tournament, and comfortably beats “Superdry” in the final. It’s been a fantastic tournament and a well deserved winner!
🚨 The #DHOTYA2021 Final 🚨 “Superdry” vs “Almonds” 2021 has prepared us for this divide. - Lewis vs Max - Vaccinated vs Unvaxxinated - Messi vs Lewandowski You have 2 hours to vote below. Once you have, Retweet and lobby your friends to vote.
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Another Passport-related entry 😅
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Not a chance is this kid 18 months
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Fuck off Darren, I bet your own family barely know who you are
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The state of this one
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Definite lie
3 years ago today I submitted this as my final paper for this class and he gave me an A
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MERRY CHRISTMAS ❤️
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Americans should have a DHOTYA just for them
After watching @realDonaldTrump work at @McDonalds, I had to have some! 18 year old black male met me at the drive-thru window. I told him how Trump worked at McDonald’s today & I had to get some 🍟 Him: “For real?” Me: “Yes, in Pennsylvania!” Him: “Inspiration! That’s why I’m voting for him!” Me: “Me too!” Him: “I can’t wait to look it up! It’s on the news?” Me: “Yep, all over X too! What do you mean by inspiration?” Him: “He’s just like me & maybe I’ll be President one day! 🤣I am now 18 so I get to vote for him! My whole family is too! Media won’t tell you that because I’m black 😏” Me: “Love it! Keep working hard & maybe I’ll get to vote for you one day too!” Him: “MAGA!” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Order: Big Macs, fries, Diet Coke 🍔🍟
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Could be the winner 🏆
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