as on this voyage, out of goblinry

so much of this website is just people bringing a mentally ill person to your attention like a cat bringing you a dying lizard in its mouth. what do you want me to do with this homie. it’s going in the garbage and I feel a little bad for it. you did get him though, that’s true
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living in america is seeing 1000 hauntingly beautiful sunsets from gas stations
Milroy, Pennsylvania Population: 1,504 Photos from Google Places API Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milroy…
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the funniest outcome is he dies on election day and wins
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man what
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yeah those are the classic foe goals, really
BREAKING: Reuters reports Pakistan's former PM Imran Khan saying his foes are attempting to either kill him or put him in prison
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tweet of the decade
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yeah they all went to the young men meeting and decided they would stop learning how to use power tools, it wasn't impersonal social forces acting on the lives of many individuals like everything else that happens
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oh god oh christ how do I delete posts on here
I will bet you $100,000,000 that you never create X, the everything app
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yeah man dune is so hostile to the reader, it is definitely not a kind of pulpy adventure story suitable for 14 year olds
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just an incredibly funny exchange by two people who are totally operating off of movie scripts they wrote in their heads
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it rocks that people like this decide what opinions you should have
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it's real I saw it in there
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I’ve developed a type of little guy who suffers more than you could possibly imagine. and now it’s morally incumbent on everyone to help him
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Replying to @flglmn
few people know this but having a bachelors or above in liberal arts fully protects you from paranoid schizophrenia
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economics has independently discovered the ego and we're all very proud of them
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yeah man and stars are pretty boring too. seems like you wasted your whole shitty life probably
Lunar eclipses are so un-spectacular that if nobody told you what was happening to the Moon you’d probably not notice at all. Just sayin’.
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also it’s very easy to imagine the ways this person would find to be angry at him if he made perfect naan
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oh shoot we turned over the economy to the ventilator optimizing AI and it's processing the whole solar system into ventilators for our extinct species
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mark zuckerberg we are going to give you the unfathomable power you ostensibly need to stop vaguely defined bad things from happening on your platform, and we are going to do it in a tone that suggests we are punishing you somehow
Here's my message for Mark Zuckerberg.
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green wolf pack is hemmed in and would be fully justified engaging in a war of expansion
GPS tracking of 6 different wolf packs in Voyageurs National Park. Notice how territorial they are and how much they avoid each other, although there's at least one wolf from the white pack who doesn't give a shit.
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Replying to @cushbomb
tan suit house
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I love when officials read me the portents
Officials worry the rise in violent crime portends a bloody summer: “It’s trauma on top of trauma” wapo.st/3uGHoYo
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dave weigel suspension totally un-comment-on-able without sorting yourself into a camp filled with people you hate. lot of stuff like that these days
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Replying to @mags_mclaugh
pretty much how you'd expect
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why did tom of finland design the spanish army uniform
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were medieval people more notably manichaean than the ones before and after them? what’s medieval about this concept
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it would make it unfeasible for her to remain in her position
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Christopher Nolan's Gödel, Escher, Bach
‘Unfilmable’ Books That Hollywood Should Try to Adapt After ‘Dune’ variety.com/2021/film/news/b…
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Replying to @MachinePix
this is actually not a machine but a human man
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Replying to @cordial @mtracey
guns per person isn’t the same thing as the rate of gun ownership. lots of people in america own multiples
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Replying to @flglmn
I’m an uluru yimby. we need affordable housing on top on uluru and I’m not afraid to say it
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I can't stress this enough: private astronauts are not allowed to adopt this lofty tone. it's offensive
Wanting peace on earth.
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but the looseness of the pants has nothing to do with the inseam length. baggy isn't necessarily long
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this guy exists and I follow him on here
This person does not exist: Leanid Maki (37 years), Miramar (United States of America). Having an affair.
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AI generated art represents basically no threat to serious art primarily focused on either its concept or the materiality of its own media, which is most of it and has been for a while. it can make anything you can make in photoshop which anyone with photoshop could already do
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Replying to @archeohistories
Replying to @archeohistories
easy to get confused by the lack of horizon but I'm pretty sure this is more accurate
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my twitter experience is basically just me reading alternating manifestos from groups of people who despise each other and just kind of nodding and going "that's true in a certain sense" to each one
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Replying to @dhedheyhona @fart
ubersocial for blackberry
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like I said
throne of england looking pretty weak, I bet some enterprising normans could make a move
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there's not a lot of bigger horrors of modern life than the marie kondoification of social ties
this summer, superfluous friends are ON NOTICE
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I love to read 100,000 comments saying “actually my mental illness only makes me do cool stuff I’m proud of”
Man who claimed to have bomb outside Capitol diagnosed with bipolar disorder wapo.st/38arM6y
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the rare jucika with one guy and no apparent sexual tension
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just hanging out in cicada heaven (earth surface level)
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doctors say agreeing with me is the healthiest thing you can do, and that disagreeing with me is a kind of syndrome of the brain that is in fact a medical emergency
A particular brand of conspiracy theory is emerging in the mainstream: A belief that the “official story” is in fact a Big Lie, being told by powerful, shadowy interests. nyti.ms/2IaCgJf
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Replying to @Seinpeaks
oh yeah the sentiment is pretty normal, but I mention bean dad because a bunch of teens acting out their nature on something totally innocuous genuinely affected that dude's life
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the quintessential "proud of my hoard of coins" pose
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listen, you're too dumb to think about the news. shhh. drink some water. do a self care. it's all just so draining, isn't it? gosh, it's all so much for your little head
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yeah that's a big one to look out for when something is a disease
The growing evidence that Covid-19 is making us all sicker on.ft.com/3AWvy2m
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sometimes this guy is very right on about silhouettes and tailoring and stuff, but I think RFK Jr.'s being a sort of weird hodgepodge of cultural signifiers as a ripped elderly weirdo from a famous political dynasty is well represented by a dress belt with jeans
we should not judge presidential candidates according to physique but whether they understand that 1.25" dress belts with stitched edges should be kept to tailored trousers and that jeans require wider, plain-edged 1.5" belts that are in keeping with denim's more casual nature
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Replying to @archeohistories
easy to get confused by the lack of horizon but I'm pretty sure this is more accurate
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not to mention that I grew up with appliances, cars, and computers that were much more amenable to being opened up and fixed by the same people who used them. they literally changed society from the top down to make all that shit harder
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shut up. nobody cares. no new metaphysical data is contributed by thinking about this
A number of philosophers, futurists, science-fiction writers, and technologists have come to believe that the simulation argument is not just plausible, but inescapable. nyer.cm/3CO7snF
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that’s so impressive that he could tell his own age from dissecting a colonial invertebrate
196 years ago #Today, Charles Darwin made his first discovery dissecting the polyzoan sea mat Flustra: he was 18 [read more: buff.ly/2naS0PM]
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this seems… trivially incorrect to the point of irresponsibility?
Advice: For some, psychedelic therapy can help with climate anxiety, which is unlike any other issue in psychiatry because the feelings extend beyond our personal narrative. wapo.st/3tW7LPb
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friedrich nietzsche: the man who saw gay in science
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I have to unfollow you. you’re still participating in material reality, which is run by the demiurge, who is famously problematic
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everything is going to get worse forever
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I personally know how to do a great deal of boring household stuff because I grew up in a house that had to be maintained, and because my dad did too and I was around him doing that stuff. nobody abandoned anything there are just less people in that situation
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Replying to @ByYourLogic
It might just be an artifact of aging but I distinctly feel like npr used to be Better
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all driverless cars should prioritize running me over in a dilemma. I can take it
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when will girls learn to simply consult the i ching like adults
Sales of tarot decks have doubled in the past five years and tripled during the pandemic, according to one online retailer. wapo.st/3IC8kR3
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everybody saying they liked this absolutely telling on themselves for enjoying being inside a screensaver
This seems like it would suck tbh
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jucika puts counterrevolutionary elements against the wall
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sad to report the girl scouts have killed a beloved escaped zebra
New info from Maryland DNR: The zebra was found dead Sept. 16 in a snare trap on a private property that officials said is owned by the Girl Scouts. Officials have been saying for weeks they were close to capturing the zebras safely. w/ @postmetrogirl @MauraJudkis
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I feel like if you didn’t know tornados exist they’d be completely unbelievable, like ball lightning or something, a completely different phenomenon in a world with photography
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there's a world where the wu tang clan started like 20 years later and all their samurai movie references are dark souls references
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dark snufkin
Boris Johnson is no longer isolating in Downing street and this is what he's emerged looking like. I'm speechless. This man leads us?
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pinky and the brain type beat
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pouring the dregs of my old iced coffee into my new iced coffee throughout the day like one of those stews they keep going for a thousand years
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should people accused of a crime have any rights? weirdly, some people think so
The guy who paraded a Confederate flag through the Capitol. “Zip tie guy.” #OathKeepers, #ProudBoys and the woman who stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop. What do they all have in common? You’re paying for their defense. #CapitolRiot bit.ly/37Naf4u
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[looking around at signs of approval] in fact it's cowardly!
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Replying to @getfiscal
don get out of the halls please
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presumably googling "shinzo abe comfort women" would give you access to many resources on this subject
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when society breaks down I'm going to make my friend who owns guns do a video game escort mission to come save me. I'm going to run into his line of fire constantly, it's going to piss him off so bad
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there's nothing to really be done but we're never getting back any liberties we take away to deal with this. every bit of surveillance infrastructure, every lapse in civil liberty sets a precedent. maybe we have to. I have no clue.
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saw a white dodge ram with a big sticker on the back window that said "da goblin"
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Replying to @ca_dmv_bot
big mistake, this was actually the license plate of the “burns you guy,” a guy who burns you
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I saw an IG Reel that said something along the lines of “women have no idea how often the men in their lives think about the Roman Empire.” So I asked my husband: “How often do you think about the Roman Empire?” And without missing a beat he said “Every day.” YALL! Why!?
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people who don't have enough in-person human interactions start seeing demographic categories like "men" and "women" as these sort of big amalgamated monsters with shared minds and shared responsibility for everything inside them. it's not a new observation but man is it tiresome
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well, the taliban were quite good
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started driving but discovered passenger and turned around so he would not be confused
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once again this fever dream combination of the interviewer deliberately playing a straight man and david bowie dressing like it's 1976 have led people to believe these were not status quo ideas about the internet in 1999
David Bowie was so prescient in this 1999 interview about the internet.
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sure. that’s water’s home
JUST IN: Japan has decided to release wastewater from the Fukushima plant into the sea
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reading about cave
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Replying to @_restaurant_bot
I regret to report there is another subway in the parking lot
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yeah I love that vape shops have flashing window surrounds the approximate brightness of the sun and 7-11s have floodlights appropriate for federal prison guardtowers and I get a headache from driving under pure white streetlights now. all that stuff is great
Just looking at the beautiful LED light bulbs. Available in all heats. In all fittings. And styles. In all powers. Hugely efficient. And remembering the energy efficient bulb backlash from back in the day. Seems (with a few exceptions I'm sure) pretty silly now.
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this is in the march 2021 issue apparently, so technically correct
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no it doesn’t
reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain
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I regret to report that bob dylan is being elder abused by one of his awful sons
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guillermo del toro said
Replying to @RealGDT
To be clear: If God offered to shorten my life to lengthen Scorsese's- I'd take the deal. This man understands Cinema. Defends Cinema. Embodies Cinema. He has always fought for the art of it and against the industry of it. He has never been tamed and has a firm place in history.
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powerful psychological energies swirling around the sentence “I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities”
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gotta start saying “no, and I hope society would imprison you” more often
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it seems like huge amounts of political theory are about dealing with exactly this
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