Literally nobody. I JS things @pierredotco. Contributed to ViM once. Previously at discordapp.com eightbit.me kiip.me

San Francisco, CA
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i’ve been called many things
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It's San Remo again, and my alter ego is hosting, which means many lovely Italians in my mentions 😅
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Apparently something happened in Italy with a guy named Amadeus and now it’s all in my mentions 😭
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@darth we adopted a new kitten today
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time to brace myself for sanremo tomorrow

ALT incoming the lion king GIF

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it's Sanremo, not San Remo🤦‍♂️ sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo sanremo
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Honestly, the responses from all these Italians has been pretty sweet tho 😂
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I made Italian Wired last year, this year it’s Italian Rolling Stone!
Anche quest'anno #Amadeus presenta il festival, e anche quest'anno lo sfortunato designer di San Francisco Amadeus Demarzi, @amadeus su Twitter, è stato inondato di messaggi diretti al suo omonimo #Sanremo2021 #Sanremo #3marzo rollingstone.it/musica/news-…
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Replying to @discord
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Italy, it’s been real! Thanks for letting me be a small part of your festival!
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@darth adopted kittens at Discord HQ!
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Ok, so I just started watching. Now I am wondering if I can vote, and if so, how?
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Replying to @finalmouse
brothas from different mothas
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ALT Here We Go Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

Sanremo is a week away. I hope you are ready for the barrage of tweets, @amadeus.
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and it’s kicking off as expected! 😅 If you’re going to try and reach out to me on twitter, it might be best to wait a week #sanremo2022
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Look mom, I’m on TV!
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Ok, I think I am #TeamMasini
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me when i find out it's sanremo week again
IL MOMENTO BUGO DEL SANREMO 2023 GRAZIE BLANCO #sanremo2023
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most “modern” design is a tragedy
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Ok, I am all about this sign language guy!
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btw, i’d like to apologize for discord being super slow. app is doing >1000 poorly batched rpcs just to do an incremental build after changing one single line of js
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Replying to @eskoriko
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Replying to @DiegoDiDonato
oh shoot, sorry :(
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So uh… this thing showed up at @discordapp HQ 🤔 (round 2)
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My new lil boi
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tfw your boi shows up on the big screen in times square
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Got a promoted today at Discord
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How do pronounce Sanremo properly - is it: San-REE-mo or San-REH-mo? Or something else?
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and back I go, into relative obscurity! 🤌
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One third of my profile picture is no longer with us. Fusa lived a good spoiled life, will miss the 3x daily feeding regimen he kept us accountable for.
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alright, I guess i’m married
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Does all sorts of fun things too
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waiting for @darth's closing arguments before making a decision tbh
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Replying to @Lana @darth
My GF had to dog sit this lil munchkin
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I can't understand what they are saying, was there technical difficulties?!
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It’s become crazy to me to think that anyone would want to write code without an auto formatter. I just wish @prettiercode had no configuration at all. Arguing about code layout is the most useless thing one can argue about.
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Just landed in Italy, enroute to my Sanremo hosting audition
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Replying to @Camy_Britty
I know, I'm a terrible ignorant person... 😦
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Replying to @discord @Discordapp
Del taco?
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Pretty cool to see this - and while I wasn’t there totally at the beginning, I have been privileged to see us go from a scrappy group barely filling out a dentist’s office to spending a few moments more popular than Facebook.
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WEAR A FUCKING MASK
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I made a thing.
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Tryin out this Cabo thing
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It’s ok to be embarrassed about who you were a month ago. It means you’re learning.
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I wanted to publicly address some feedback Discord received from the Design Twitter community recently. It's worth checking the entire thread for context
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Inspector Norse, by Todd Terje.
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Replying to @Valentina__DF
maybe next year if we’re out of this pandemic by then 🙇‍♂️
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NeoVim bros are the worst.
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Recently finished putting together a new keyboard, inspired by classic IBM keebs. Incredibly happy with how it turned out.
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Honestly? Pinterest has ruined google image search...
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Replying to @MLB
You managed to make an MLB video about the playoff teams and didn't include a single clip with the Giants...
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Replying to @UnburntWitch
@UnburntWitch they aren’t really skeptical. They just trade a faith in religion for a faith in Dawkins
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Replying to @Papapishu
Can we take a sec on these google users tho
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I’ve been really busy lately, and the last 2 weeks have been especially wild. First we released a classic request piped.video/XL8VO-oxuAY, then last night we snuck in this bad boi piped.video/L-m84JwdrG4, and then, oh yeah, today we testin some things wired.com/story/discord-game…
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Sooo uhhh, gonna be picking up one of these in a week 😬
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Replying to @mrdoob
pro tip: if you disable hardware acceleration in the browser, it will let you screenshot 😏
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If you’re not embarrassed by code you wrote 6 months ago, you aren’t growing
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Replying to @EmrgencyKittens
Not a kitty 😳
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who uses twitter anymore?
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Tryin out this Ducati thing
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Gamers complaining that we put a `politically motivated because it was blue` notice bar in discord app urging people to register to vote?
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Little heard my bike start up when I headed out for a ride this afternoon.
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the perfect keyboard does not exis…
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Looks like “I’ll” be hosting again next year
#Sanremo2022 Terza edizione a firma @Amadeus 24 artisti in gara e un meccanismo di votazione rinnovato con 3 giurie autonome per i giornalisti nelle prime due serate (carta stampata, radio e tv, Web) e il debutto della giuria "Demoscopica 1000". Confermato il Televoto @mirimauti
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we gamer now
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bitch is the best nickname you can give yourself with Siri
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It’s fucking crazy that eightbit.me still works. Only the Foursquare API integration is broken. Front end and server still chuggin along :O
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Italy won Eurovision, so my twitter notifications are going off again 🤣
Gli ascolti record dell'#Eurovision2021 su @RaiUno e la vittoria dei @thisismaneskin confermano la grande intuizione di @amadeus di averli voluti a #Sanremo2021.La doppia vittoria della band romana sottolinea l'adesione della platea alla loro liberta' espressiva e identitaria
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Lol if you’re not using discord rn you’re officially out of touch. Don’t @ me.
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Replying to @lumaca9
Oh I don’t really mind, it’s all in good fun and everyone is really sweet about it!
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android is an amazing os
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Love this city
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Replying to @Fyshokid
Sounds like something a fake Fysho would say… not sayin… just sayin…
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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If there’s something I’ve learned in software engineering, nobody really knows what the hell we are doing, we’re all making it up as we go.
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Replying to @darth
was it jared?
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Replying to @gruber
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Fuck all your stupid guns. Ban ‘em all.
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Replying to @Fyshokid
*Record Scratch* Narrator Voice: Now you’re probably wondering how I got here…
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mom delivers on the sock game
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Love this city.
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i literally go into any new engineering problem with my mind saying `there's no way i can do this, i'm not smart enough, i have no idea what i am doing, i am not really an engineer`
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Replying to @jstn
That last great piece of editing software
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Replying to @jordwalke
allow text to nicely wrap around the floated element? there's probably some stupid grid thing that does that tho..
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FUCK YES PARASITE. Movie of the year, fuck, movie of the decade.
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I did what I could! 🙏
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Times that I have accidentally activated Siri: 9,384,820,485 Times that I’ve actually needed to use Siri: 2
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if you know, you don’t know
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