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when did tech start coalescing around the idea that you should be on acid all day
Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ? Please 🙏
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just my bias, but i'm increasingly reading this kind of design (colorful, humanist, overt celebration of creativity) as a subtle statement against gen AI
Pencil us in for May 7! ✏️ #AppleEvent
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this is still only <h2>. what are they saving <h1> for
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polymarket had walz at 3% on friday; can we acknowledge that degenerate gamblers are maybe not always great predictors of the future?
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on december 31st at midnight, i'm going to claim drop 1000 $JSTN to everyone who replies to this tweet with their eth wallet address (or ens name), keep an amount equal to the total of what's been distributed, and burn the rest
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websites can do this, they're just cowards
There are things that a printed newspaper can do that no website could ever do. This is magnificent.
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sorry kid, you can't go to college because your dad bought the wrong jpegs in '21
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it's now up to us older millennials with fidelity accounts to carry the water
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Replying to @Suhail
there's a difference between superficially pretty and "having soul". this is neither, really
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Replying to @hpmacd
surprised you heard about it from way up on that high horse
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it costs 0 eth not to be a piece of shit on twitter
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feel like i'm going to be a rare 2020s parent that just talks to their kid
If I had a child I’d 100% give this to them as a learning device to just constantly ask questions to and explore the world with.
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Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?
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i don't doubt apple will soon take the AI plunge, but for now i'm enjoying their orthogonality to all the other big players in tech
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software makes more sense once you realize the people who write it are on drugs all. the. time.
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my dad just told me he's been telling people his son is "an internet art dealer"
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i can't recommend this enough: stop following people you don't like or make you angry, even if you used to be into their thing. life is too short
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don't make me tap the miyazaki sign
"I strongly feel that Artificial Intelligence (AI) is an insult to life itself." --- Hayao Miyazaki
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young designers: you most assuredly do not need to be grinding on social media every day in order to be successful. no one can produce their best work *every* day. spend your off days walking, dreaming, baking bread
Dear designer...
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compare with this now-deleted microsoft ad emphasizing luck
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hi @jack please let us add mini profile pics for our cats
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you know why people don't run their own servers? because a couple decades ago american ISPs said "no" to having a web server in your home, and it's been the same ever since. synology could've been the macintosh of the home server, instead we all use dropbox and web 2.0
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Replying to @Suhail
i've spent 1.5 hours in a video game character creator, too. not everything that brings joy has to be art
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extremely excited to launch my NFT collection alongside so many amazing artists today on @withFND! bidding is now open, the first buyers of these pieces will receive a 2-hour looped VHS of their purchase, signed and numbered 1/1 ~ foundation.app/jstn
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by far the most fun you can have in nfts right now is a $100 shopping spree on tezos
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if you spend all day criticizing nfts: congrats, you technically have a full time web3 job
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i love that anyone thinks i was anal enough to check the tag with dev tools but not anal enough to look for an h1 somewhere else on the page
Replying to @jstn
<h1>CNN</h1>
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so it's clear: i'm not saying apple is sending a subliminal message about gen AI, i'm saying any art like this (even from long ago, not from apple) reads different to me now in the current context. and i get that apple is gonna do AI: better believe they'll still use this imagery
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- he can't swim - it took four hours in rough seas - after landing he walked 15 more miles release him / possibly build a statue
Man who rode jetski from Scotland to Isle of Man to see girlfriend jailed for Covid breach theguardian.com/world/2020/d…
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thread of pre-war fortune magazine covers
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that was fun for 20 minutes or so
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title music for a golf game on sega saturn
what genre even is this (listen on headphones)
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obsessed with this site by 3flab showcasing their design work on Godzilla 3fl.jp/portfolio/godzilla/
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now y'all know i don't normally go in for gan stuff, but uh..
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buying eth now, pray 4 me
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it is absolutely a tragedy. she was shot by a cop and she was in there in the first place because of many massive failures of authority. if we lose sympathy for each other's humanity here we have lost everything. do not wish for stupid people to be shot, it won't go how you think
Please stop saying that woman's death is a tragedy. She was a traitor and a terrorist. She was prior military and sure as hell knew the risks of breaking into the U.S. Capitol. Stop excusing the heinous actions of white women. It's absurd.
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the web site* shut its doors. the contract is still there, the nfts are still there, new nfts are being minted, the site itself was forked; this incident might be the best example yet of what makes decentralization so valuable
Nft platform randomly shuts its doors overnight with no warning
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retrofuturism is much less fun to me in the era of AI. feels cheap, backward looking. fitting for the remix machine, i guess
I love perplexity's marketing so much
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i still think 'virgin' is a weird thing to name your company
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just wanted to mark this moment in defi UI
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i deeply resent having to estimate how long things will take
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finally something even blade runner hadn't imagined
Good morning
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and no one bought ethereum ever again. the end
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Replying to @kylebrussell
pencil is becoming A Symbol
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Replying to @amasad
there's not enough clown makeup remover in the world to deal with this
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we love a literal flow chart
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i'm extremely sad to report that bhoka and i were removed from the @InvsbleFriends allowlist after being accused of cheating (we were flagged for having the same IP address... i'll let you guess why that is). the list is based on holding prerequisite nfts
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if you're looking for somewhere to start with art nfts, i really can't recommend @hicetnunc2000 enough. tezos is cheaper and faster than eth, the emphasis is strongly on collecting, and it feels like an after after hours where the artists are playing for each other
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Replying to @simonsarris
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all this NPC shit lately is such casual dehumanization, it's so fucking weird and gross. and a massive projection of insecurity
in a few years, the important distinction won't be bot vs. human, but NPC (human or AI) vs. not
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if you think it's possible to mint any ol' jpeg and flip it for thousands you have no idea what it takes to build a community and sell your art, or the reasons people buy it
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you don't want an edit button, you want forgiveness for your sins
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ui design by @jstn :)
Tickets for Marvel Studios’ #Thunderbolts* on sale now! See it only in theaters May 2. Get tickets: Fandango.com/Thunderbolts
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pulled over to buy an nft
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Dahlia Rae Ouellette 18 June 2024 7 lbs 7 oz
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few things dorkier than thinking the letter X is cool
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lil investment advice: if you buy something cheap and it then moons and becomes 99% of your portfolio, sell it right now. you simply can't afford to keep it. good for you and everything but lock that shit in immediately, nothing should be 99% of your portfolio (or anything close)
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i rarely have corporate takes, but: if you resent product managers as a whole you've never worked with a good one
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bmw is drunk
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looking for a CPA who's even heard of ethereum
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god i'm tired of main problem i solve
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what good could come of a meeting at such a table
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brb vibrating into outer space
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some personal news
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this is what anime looked like in my day
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just got denied a home loan because i own a cannabis business :D they're gonna love my second job even more
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are these 'airdrops' in the room with us right now?
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to bhoka's dad: "sir, i need to ask your permission for something of life-changing importance. would you consider permitting me to.. turn off the motion smoothing on your tv?"
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i've talked to two reporters in the last two days about the rise of NFTs and they both... really got it? had a great handle on the nuances? what i'm saying is: they're onto us and we need to get weirder again
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if your nft includes a reference to elon musk and/or rick & morty, and you ask me what i think about it, unfortunately i will tell you
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the environmental impact of making these shirts is okay because think of all the nfts you'll stop with it
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i'm 39, pour some wine!
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i'll buy some coinbase when i can do it like a normal person: on uniswap
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my personal theory is that this one little policy (as well as upload caps) has done more damage to the web than anything else over its lifetime, and led us to this moment of clamoring for decentralization. it's still something no one talks about or pushes back on
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Replying to @R3H8T
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oh no i'm buying art with zero thought or intention about reselling it
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people talk a lot of shit about taste and craft because they really are rare. if you have even an ounce of feeling about doing things correctly you're already far ahead of 99% of people trying to turn a buck, be it furniture or software
got served an ad for a $3,000 armchair. scrolled down the product page a bit, played the inspiring video of local artisanal handcrafted work. the joinery is literally staples
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2023 is going to be the most 2005 it's been in years
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Replying to @jgulden
you're right, it's more like beer goggles 😞
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cryptoart is a brave new world with many risks and pitfalls, but almost everything in this graphic is false. i'm a "real" collector, i understand that money isn't a zero-sum game, and telling artists their support for each other is a pyramid scheme is wrong and insulting
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love that mar-a-lago is getting the 'abbottabad hideout' treatment from nyt graphics
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neither of audi's top two sport models (TT, R8) have an infotainment screen. lack of screen now a luxury feature
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seeds are so small. i'm glad they know what to do
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the only technical analysis that makes sense to me
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uhhhhhh can you really say your project is decentralized if all the servers are located within the solar system?
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this has been a... wild.. year, and regardless of what happens in the remaining third i think it's going to be important to close this chapter for good when the time comes, so this feels like the right thing to do
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trust your gut every time
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pairing this headline with animal crossing is chef's kiss
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hi, friends: i've recently been incapacitated by crohn's disease, which is something i struggle with always but rarely in public. occasionally it's bad enough to require surgery and that's where i'm at now. i'll be fine! but please forgive me if i'm extra slow on various channels
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if you're rushing to build an NFT project right now to 'catch the bubble': don't. just don't. you're early, there's plenty of time, and the good stuff will stand out strongly amidst the low effort. you're so early that there's many bubble expansions and contractions yet to come
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Replying to @TaylorLorenz
the library is where papa john films, uh, footage
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