Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
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Update: his stomach’s completely unfazed
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He’s just a senile old man who’s over the moon cus people think he’s funny...(& yes, we called poison control, don’t worry!)
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Happy belated to this legend.
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My guy’s chillllllin
Replying to @JackKennedy
bro on god i hope grandpa is alive and prospering still
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You'll also never understand how much time & work goes into getting an athletic scholarship
I will never understand how an athlete with a 2.5 GPA can get a full ride to college but a student with a 4.0 GPA has to pay
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Yeah but he’s doin aight👍🏼
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Replying to @dararosenbaum
It’s @_bensandt ‘s voice
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Replying to @k_wall15
Poison control said he’ll be perfectly fine, but thx for the concern guy👍🏼
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4 years ago I never even dreamed of being given such honors. Thank you @wmgvb for an amazing career!!
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I swear I only crave Chick-fil-A on Sundays
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Happy Mother's Day to this smoke🔥
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First team on LI to win a game 25-0 lets gooooo💚💛 #wmgvb
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respect all, fear none💪🏼 #wmgvb
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How to annoy your neighbors:
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thinking about how much has changed over the past year is obscene
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roll ward #17-0
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I do my own school work
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When there r more ppl at our gym vb game than at all our school games combined:/ @MattLilley173
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#tweeliketheoppositegender your my one and only bby don't worry
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the real gandhi👳
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if u didn't make a snap story did the sun even set??
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Today might be the most Sunday feeling Sunday of all time
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So thankful for the incredible opportunities ive had & amazing people ive met through playing the sport i love❤️🏆🏐
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UPenn is actually perfect
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Much love for this nugget on his 6th birthday💖
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don't know why I waste my time with some people
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Regional Champs 3 years in a row LFG🏆❣ #acadlovin
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THE FLYYYYYY😭😭
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My main goal is to blow up n then act like I don’t know nobody
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it's crazy how much can change in just a year
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Im not Irish, but i did Irish Step Dancing for 9 years
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Counties tomorrow at Suffolk Brentwood campus @ 8:00💚💛🏐
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blue sweatshirt rlly KOed this dude & walked straight back to his booth unbothered
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definitely not what i was trying to search
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Love having to wait at the Denver airport for 12 hrs by myself...having a 103 fever...and the stomach virus!!!
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sometimes it sucks to realize that everything's temporary
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Being sick af on New Years Eve sums up how 2015 went for me
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Happy bday grass:) cnt wait to kill ppl in beach tg & bring back the worlds best handshake🙏🏼 @gracecergol
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hobbies including balling out & ruining little kid's pictures
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When me & my 2 long distance bffs get named All Americans🇺🇸🏐💪🏼 #UnderArmourAllAmericans (oh &) #2ndInTheWorld
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theres a goat standing in front of my house..
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im in love w the coco
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already done asf with school
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When Gabby starts talking about her parents...
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not a procrastinator
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Leaving for college in 5 days & there are a million things I still need to do
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SNOOP DOG IS IN MY HOUSE
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lmao cant believe I wasted my time with you
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As life goes on you just find out who is true, and who is never really there for you
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happy bday leighhh, u rock:) @1eighgu1bransen
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IM CRYING @jfleeeee
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what i really need is somebody who will always be there
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Replying to @j_kull @kkayydubbs
cmon she's always puttin in that work tho...
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planning a halloween party🎃🎉😏🍻
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when u serve it in the net & look to see if Matt's gonna say "line it up"
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People are confusing af
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Want a good laugh? go watch my newsday interview🔥🗑🗑 projects.newsday.com/sports/…
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Quarter finals vs. Newfield tomorrow @ 4:00 in the WM gym. Bring people & get loud!!!!🔥🏐
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my family is beyond fucked up... #merryxmas
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never loved a team so much #wmgvb
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Replying to @kkayydubbs
at least ur not white anymore🤔
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bitches😈😍❤️❤️
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Feel like every aspect of my life is falling apart
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since when is everyone preppy..
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Daisy needs glasses:/
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@torikeghlian in love with him
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blessed with everything, entitled to nothing
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haven't read one book for english all year so lmk how i can pass my final tm
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everyone's so spoiled holy shit
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just wrote an essay for my parents for why i should be ungrounded for summer. #wow #2pagestho
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i need $$$ not feelings
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ayeee ft. our selfie @Academy_18
Everybody get golden 🇺🇸🏐 CHCVB
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Replying to @Mackamae
@Mackamae chill yo we just had prac
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dedication at its finest @Tim_Specht16
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when u finally get ur power back💡🔌 #tornado2k15
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Hate to burst your bubble but no one cares if you drank last night.
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