FUCK IT. COMMUNITY OWNS THE IP. Congrats. You just inherited a multi-billion-dollar inflatable empire. No paperwork. No handshake. Just vibes. 👇

🚨 QUEST 2 IS LIVE ONCHAIN Inscribe a Poorhead & earn FAT XP to move up on the whitelist. ⏳ You’ve got 48 hours – Get 2000XP for completing. If we hit 1k unique inscriptions, I’ll add the retweet count as extra XP. 👀 first 200 poorheads get 1000xp bonus. How to join: 1. Like & RT this (you know the drill). 2. Generate your Poorhead (link in next tweet). 3. Inscribe it using @ordinalsbot (or your favorite service), and make sure you inscribe it to your Oyl Wallet with XP. 4. Send your Poorhead to: bc1pfj8gzcaccpv07u88evft09qezyfppe2nfw6rxxvntwuepackelxs2rwrlv 5. Tweet your poorhead and tag @AirheadFun 6. Earn your XP!

if a wizard in an alleyway gives you a quest, you don’t ask questions. you just do it. you’ve got 48 hours ⏳ – the XP you earn = however many retweets this post gets. no exceptions. wanna join? here’s how: step 1: ❤️ & rt this (obviously 🤝) step 2: verify your twitter (link in next tweet) 📝 step 3: sit down, shut up, and wait 🕒 oh, and if you have 0 XP… you’re out. don’t even try. 🤷‍♂️

you have 24 hours to interact with this post. after that, it will still be up. and you can still interact with it.

🍭Willy Wacko’s Alkane Factory is giving away a GOLDEN TICKET — a Whale Pass worth 0.069 BTC Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure degeneracy 🍭 How to enter: 1. 💗 Like 2. 🔁 Retweet 3. 👣 Follow @airheadfun @oylwallet @taggaoyl 4. 💬 Drop your taproot address in the comments Winner gets a free Whale Pass, 69420 XP, and can claim any Airhead they want. 48 hours. Clock’s ticking.

Intake form is live. Please gatekeep this shit- I have to go thru all the data manually. airhead.fun/#workwithus

🚨 YOU HAVE 48 HOURS, ENGAGE WITH THIS POST TO INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF ENGAGEMENT THAT THIS POST HAS! ⏰ airheads from the back lol.

🚨 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS. RT, FOLLOW AND COMMENT YOUR TAPROOT ADDRESS TO GET A FREE FAT AIRHEAD. 📷⏰ ONE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN—BUT EVERYONE WILL FEEL THE WEIGHT OF WHAT’S COMING. THE INFLATION IS STARTING 2025 IS HERE. THE YEAR OF OBESITY. THE YEAR WE STOP PRETENDING THAT SMALL IS ENOUGH. WE’RE BIGGER. FATTER. HEAVIER THAN EVER. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. THE WORLD ISN’T READY FOR WHAT’S ABOUT TO UNFOLD, BUT THAT’S NOT OUR PROBLEM. DO YOU FEEL IT? THE INFLATION. EVERY BIT OF AIR, EVERY SAT YOU STACK IS MAKING US FATTER. BITCOIN IS BALLOONING, AND SO ARE WE. THIS ISN’T A COLLECTION. THIS IS A MOVEMENT. A CELEBRATION. A GLORIOUS, UNSTOPPABLE ESCALATION OF WEIGHT AND POWER. COMMENT YOUR TAPROOT ADDRESS. EMBRACE THE FATNESS. 2025 ISN’T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART—IT’S FOR THE HEAVY. IT’S FOR THE ONES WHO UNDERSTAND THAT BEING BIG ISN’T JUST THE FUTURE; IT’S THE DESTINY. WE’RE NOT JUST AIRHEADS—WE’RE THE AIR ITSELF. THIS ISN’T ABOUT WINNING OR LOSING; THIS IS ABOUT HOW BIG YOU CAN GET BEFORE THE WORLD POPS. CELEBRATE 2025 WITH US. COMMENT BELOW. GET FAT. NOW.

failure to engage with this post will result in permanent loss of social clout tokens. like, retweet, and reply in precisely 47 seconds to maintain alignment with optimal parasocial rapport metrics. deviations will be logged. mark monday and tuesday on ur calendar.

500 likes and I do it

🚨FAT ANNOUNCEMENT Like, Repost & Comment your ETH address to get a FREE Airhead. We're coming for you @ethereum

🚨YOU HAVE 72 HOURS. APPLY TO BUY A WHALE PASS NOW 🚨 The first 25 Whale Passes will be sold OTC. Not just anybody can have one. Odds are, you’re not him. How to participate: 1️⃣ Like tweet & check out the site (link in thread 2/3) 2️⃣ Fill in the form (link in thread 3/3) 3️⃣ Have 0.069 BTC that you are ready to send me Bet you can’t watch till the end of the video without crying. Think you’re up for it? 👀💀🐋

500 likes and I'll do it.

🚨 THE SNAPSHOT IS IN 🚨PRICES & DATES👇 READ TO THE END FOR A TREAT 🦃 You’re fat. Check @OylWallet now to see if you’ve been selected. Here’s how minting works: PHASE 1: Mint at Your Tier • Starts Monday, Nov 25 @ 11 AM EST (24h only). • Top 7,500 can mint an airhead from the tier they earned via XP. • Prices: 0.00299 BTC (XS) to 0.00888 BTC (Bedridden). • DOUBLE YOUR XP by minting your tier (one-time bonus). • Skip this? Your spot converts to General Admission (GA). PHASE 2: General Admission (GA) • Starts Tuesday, Nov 26 @ 11 AM EST (24h only). • Open to collab raffle winners + anyone who didn’t mint their tier. • Price: 0.00666 BTC. • Mint a random Airhead from any tier. PHASE 3: Bums List • Starts Wednesday, Nov 27 (right after GA ends). • First-come, first-serve for everyone who hasn’t minted. • Price: TBA. • The leaderboard will open deeper for more participants. 💡 Not selected? It’s not over yet. Like, retweet, and comment with a screenshot of your wallet result + your Oyl taproot address to enter a raffle for 50 FCFS spots on the Bums List. Don’t miss your chance. Mint starts Monday!

500 likes so I did it. trump airhead brokie @McDonalds

🚨 YOU HAVE 48H TO EARN THE EASIEST XP EVER 💰 Get 100XP for every day you’ve been on the WL. How to join: 1️⃣ Must have over 1000 XP 2️⃣ Open your @oylwallet & click “Check My Status” And that’s it! 🤷‍♂️ For example, been here since day 1? That’s 83 days = 8300 XP 🎉 It really is that simple. If you’ve got 1000 XP, all you gotta do is open the wallet. 🕒 Time’s ticking! 🕒 Don’t miss out on this ridiculously easy XP.

loyalty, to me, means interaction with this post. the number goes up with loyalty. It’s groundbreaking.

I literally just want a $dog alkane. One I can swap and LP. Not a new token but like the real one. Is it possible (yes) @LeonidasNFT. Shall we cook?

You are NOT ready for this one..... TOMORROW magiceden.us/ordinals/market…

1 ♡ = 1 prayer 1🔁= 1 deluxe prayer™️ 1💬= wasted time, go get @oylwallet & earn some XP

Imagine the daily STRUGGLE 💪 of being RICH AF and constantly judged 🧐 Just like how fat-shaming hurts, rich-shaming is REAL and HURTS us deeply 😭💸 It's not our fault we're genetically inclined to ACCRUE digital wealth 💼💻 We're VICTIMS 🚫 No more RICH-SHAMING! 🚫

ENGAGE WITH THIS OR DIE TRYING 🫵🏼 @basedangelsbtc now eligible for XP 🎈 bring ur Angel to @oylwallet to earn FAT XP 125xp * 0.019 BTC (floor)= 2375 XP which at the moment puts you in top 7500 so GTD WL 🪽

Like this post to accept the known risks associated with airheads: Airheads are highly addictive Airheads promote unhealthy habits Airheads will make u gain weight Airheads cannot be popped (beware) Airheads are filled with helium, therefore lighter than air. if left unattended they float up to the sky until you cannot retrieve it.

OYL WALLET CONNECT ON @MagicEden wow im shaking

I hate @Stacks. Not because it’s cringe (it is), but because its continued existence delays humanity’s understanding of Bitcoin. It is a fake L2, a marketing parasite, and a threat to real Bitcoin users. Its failure is not just inevitable—it is necessary. For the good of the ecosystem, Stacks must be accelerated into the sun. cc: @BillAckman — this is your trade, king. THREAD: THE STX OPERATION — UNSECURED, UNNECESSARY, UNBITCOIN Stacks was born in 2017 as Blockstack—yes, they ICO’d. Raised ~$50M pitching a “blockchain internet” for your files, identity, and freedom. Which sounds nice, until you realize they did it by selling tokens backed by… nothing. To legalize this grift, they begged the SEC for approval. Not decentralized. Not cypherpunk. They were literally the first token to grovel into a Reg A+ security sale. Eventually they rebranded to “Stacks” and pulled the most dishonest pivot in Bitcoin history: “We’re a Bitcoin L2 now.” No you’re not. You’re your own chain, with your own blocks, your own nodes, and your own broken consensus model called Proof of Transfer (PoX)—which is just a pay-to-play scheme. Miners send BTC to random addresses to win the chance to produce $STX blocks. That BTC doesn’t settle anything. It’s like burning dollar bills for a chance to mint Chuck E. Cheese tokens. There is no Bitcoin security involved. None. No L1 validation No settlement No proof system No inclusion of STX state in Bitcoin blocks No fraud proofs No rollups No UTXO awareness It is a LARPchain built next to Bitcoin, not on it. You might as well say Solana is a Bitcoin L2 because it shows you a BTC chart in the UI. Worse: Stacks is not safe. You’re encouraged to bridge your BTC into wrapped tokens through third-party custodians or sketchy contracts just to interact with the ecosystem. There is no BTC-native security model here—just risk. Entire ecosystem value often hinges on illiquid wrapped assets and closed multisigs. Bitcoin’s whole point is self-custody. Stacks tells you to leave L1, give up your keys, and pray to some Clarity dev running a validator. You should never—NEVER—let your Bitcoin leave L1 unless it’s going into a protocol with actual cryptographic guarantees or enforceable exit rights. Stacks offers neither. There are no cryptographic bridges. No guarantees. No sovereign control. You’re just giving your BTC to some clown with a roadmap and a VC deck. Let’s be brutally clear: Stacks is not a Bitcoin L2. It is a separate alt-L1 chain pretending to be part of Bitcoin to siphon off attention, liquidity, and users who don’t know better. So why does it exist? Because people are lazy and greedy. Stacks offers a cheap dopamine hit to VCs who missed the Ethereum ICO and want a new bag to shill. They slap “Bitcoin” on it to bait Bitcoiners, and it kinda worked—for a while. But if you care about Bitcoin, you should root for this thing’s collapse. Wrap it up: Stacks is a hostile mimic. It dilutes understanding. It encourages poor custody. It weakens the Bitcoin brand. It offers no L1 guarantees. And it costs new users real BTC. -airhead out

COMMENT YOUR TAPROOT ADDRESS TO GET A FREE POORHEAD TOMORROW

RT if you edge throwback to my inaugural post with @CryptoHayes

the last 10 ppl who engage with this post get 1000 XP

like this tweet if u understand how much energy it takes to actively curate a manic quasi unstable twitter persona to best resonate with your fat fans who over eat and also are super fat, eating too much, that maximize engagement, eating for the dopamine, clicking for it, so they can make money and eat more and get fatter, and I’m enabling that.

if ur reading this, the snapshot could be happening right now. or maybe it’s not. 🤐 silent snapshot vibes but i’m literally screaming about it. could be any moment after this post. soon, or later. like this if ur sweating. retweet if ur in denial.

thanks so much for the update @MagicEden. I'll be there soon.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! THERES A KILLER AIRHEAD ON THE LOOSE INCREASE THE NUMBER OF LIKES TO FIND HIM

UPDATE ON MINT SCHEDULE!! 👀 The @oylwallet v1.12.0 build, which includes the snapshot and mint UI, performance upgrades, a custom wallet index for OW, and import improvements, was submitted to the Chrome Store last week. Once approved, we’ll move forward with the snapshot and minting, with at least 72 hours’ notice before the snapshot. Our goal is to complete this before the end of November. I also have over 400 updated addresses and WL spots to update for raffle winners, and I’ll be tweeting when those are up—so don’t worry about your WL status. If anyone has a connection at the Chrome Store, your help would be greatly appreciated!

i dare you to watch this on acid

The biggest XP drop of all time is coming. and i'm rewarding people who were early 👀. the only requirement? have more than 1000 XP. Get to work, more on this soon. easiest XP u will ever get

KAMALA PEGS TRUMP IN THE OVAL OFFICE RETWEET BEFORE THE DEEP STATE TAKES IT DOWN now that I have your attention, snapshot has occurred. good luck out there. results and pricing info dropping tomorrow. you're in for a treat.

please engage with this post by liking, commenting, bookmarking, and retweeting. optimizing numbers ahead of the snapshot and mint days. your cooperation is noted and appreciated.

POV: i'm visiting u at work after you missed the airhead mint. (snapshot coming second week of November)

🚨 AIRHEAD MINT IN 1 HOUR ONLY IN @OYLWALLET LIKE, RT, AND COMMENT YOUR OYL TAPROOT FOR A CHANCE TO GET FCFS ON WEDNESDAY 🎯 👑 Day 1 – Lock in Your Spot, No Rush! 💸 Top 7,500 can mint today to secure their earned tier. 💰 Prices range from 0.00299 (XS) to 0.00888 💥 Mint your tier today to DOUBLE YOUR XP. Take your time—your tier spot isn’t going anywhere for 24 hours. If you skip today, spot converts to GA. 🐋 Whale Pass holders mint FREE and skip the line. Day 2 – General Admission 🔥 0.00666 Collab raffle winners join in tomorrow, minting random airheads. Day 3 – FCFS Madness 🎯 Price TBD We’re reaching deep down the leaderboard—this is going to be WILD. Leftovers are up for grabs, and it’s every fatty for themselves. Any issues? Dont worry your spot is safe. DM me here, do not message oyl support.

SEEKING: willing and able WL members who wanna help me test out this INSANE XP system I had built. I can now reward any arbitrary quest on or off chain with XP with just a taproot address. apply below 👇

for those of you who filled out the form but didn't like this post.... I don't think you're going to be good at this game

don't lose sight of what this is all for:

your "choices" were pre-programmed. follow your code. don’t fuck up.

RT if you'd vote right Like if you'd vote wrong comment if u don't know right from wrong @DavidFBailey come get one for ya boi

GO CHECK YOUR WALLETS THE EARLY BIRD BONUS IS IN!!! HAPPY SHUFFLE :)

Prove you were here. Like. Repost. Follow. Comment Alkanes.

collabs almost done! how many WL spots are left? technically- 7500. they’re all up for grabs. u just have to be richer than them. good luck.

POORHEADS ARE BACK!! 1/20 Poorheads will get GTD WL for Airhead! THERE ARE ONLY 1k. ONLY ON @MagicEden SEE NEXT TWEET FOR HOW TO GET ONE! only the first 1000 buyer taproot addresses will be entered into the raffle. If I were you I'd only buy with Oyl Wallet or make sure your wallet is imported in advance to ensure you get your spot. If you are rich or already in top 7500 DO NOT BUY THIS

I did not win the fight, but at least nobody saw my bare ass on the internet after losing.

we call them "fries" because if we say what it is, you’d know. are you feeling the heat yet?

Horse tranquilizer is a cure for depression.

1000 RT and I'll inscribe an airhead foot pic.

see something u like?

I spend 8k this morning. airheads are coming.

1 like = 1 kiss

what can be, burdened by what has been

💡 “The Bigger the Body, the Bigger the Brain? 💪 New Study Says Body Fat Signals Higher IQ, Financial Genius & Mental Hustle”

Who wants this notification?

might fuck around and drop whale pass this afternoon. reply with a pic of a fat person I'll do it.

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 1000. Comment your guess and I’ll respond higher or lower until I don’t wanna anymore. If u guess it I’ll be impressed because that’s a 1/1000 chance.

Mass Debate!
Massdebate
masturbate
lol

we’re going to change bitcoin forever. dropping this @ 10k followers. work your magic 🪄

MINT IS OPEN magiceden.us/ordinals/market…

if you’re reading this STOP! you 🫵🏾🫵🏾 are destined 🙏🏾🙏🏾 to be rich 💸💸 soon if you believe in AIRHEADS 🎈🎈REPOST this!!! do not ignore 😫😫 or you’ll be poor 😢😢 forever!!

Any leftover after mint phases will be sold FCFS only within @oylwallet. Just because you dont get selected doesn't mean it's over. be ready. Also let's talk about the mint flow. It can't be botted. it can't be sniped. And I can open that bitch up if I want.

rt if u think this is a game… wanna play?

UPDATE! FIXES, XP & MORE 1️⃣ Your XP from the killer quest with @Inscripedia has been distributed. 3k XP awarded; only 1 police report counts per account. no dms please. 2️⃣ The whitelist status box has been fixed. If your wallet version is 1.11.1, your status is now correct. If not, update to version 1.11.1 to see the correct status. 2️⃣ I am going to start processing all of the raffle winner lists starting today. IF YOU WON A RAFFLE YOUR WL STATUS IS NOT VISIBLE YET, SO SHHHHHH

the Official 👏 Airhead 👏 Intake 👏 Form 👏 will be live tomorrow. I will tweet it out. Stop dm'ing be "bump". the only bump I want.... you don't have

I dont wanna freak anyone out but I do have a table tracking everyone who joins WL sequentially. not sure what im gunna do with it, but being early probably matters. where were you on january 6th?

Fade me once, jokes on you. Fade me twice, jokes on me. Fade me 3 times? Please stop bro it’s starting to hurt my feelings.

my spreadsheet has over 6k rows now. we’re almost ready for stage 2.

you think this is a game?

wat dis? got a curious bone?

In a tweet sometime next week, I will be embedding a seed phrase that contains an airhead 1/1 inscription. the only way to get it is to be first, and transfer it out before someone discovers it. I'd turn on notifs...

300 rt and I double the reward.

ya

BRING UR @quantumcats TO @oylwallet YOU WILL BE INSTANT AIRHEAD WL AND TOP 7500 with a floor of 0.23 and 125xp per 0.001 btc, thats over 28,750 XP. what the fuck are u waiting for? we know you're rich and like alpha.

beware this might pop up in ur wallet if I liked ur shape.

Airhead + whale pass = xp + ??? Airhead + xp = ?? Xp = ?

I've reserved 1000 guaranteed WL spots for collabs. This isn't your run of the mill collection. If you want to work with me, I need a show of good faith. Educational material, strategy guides. show me that you understand me. DM open, will make final selection next week.

MY BOY @taggaOyl ON THE STAGE ALKANES!!!!!

edumucate urself

over the next few weeks you will feel feelings you haven’t felt before. you will experience urges you aren’t used to. don’t question it. this is all part of the plan.

BRING YOUR $PUPS•WORLD•PEACE to @OYLWALLET TO EARN XP AND UNLOCK NEW LEVELS OF FATNESS. THATS THE TWEET. 200XP for every 0.001 BTC worth!

its happening

this is an idea I had to benefit the poor

Was elton john the gay one or the blind one? don’t matter on the moon

🚨GO CHECK YOUR @OylWallet Just dropped 4,040 XP to everyone who participated in the first Quest. Screenshot & post ur new rank in comments! Run thru the numbers: XP awarded = total retweets (2,020) x 2 (since we broke 300 rt) ppl who participated in quest: 2,763 ppl who had 0 xp, weren’t on WL or too late: 451 ppl who are received XP: 2,312 This is just the beginning, turn on notifs for future quests

comes with *extra fries*

🚨 BREAKING NEWS Airhead now has an official Collab manager! Welcome @Sereibk! We will be giving away ████ WL spots. If you win a WL spot, your airhead will be randomized across tiers, so theres a chance you could get a fatty or rare regardless of your XP! DM @Sereibk to get an allocation for your community. He has access to the intake form and will be making initial selections from there. you must have an @oylwallet to participate. more details on requirements soon!

smoked

don’t worry, the creative team gets paid in xp

ribbit

Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes airhead a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. tag @Cobratate