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$ETH to $5k before $SOL to $300. Who is with me?

The plan: Be fucking patient. $BTC likely bottoms around $70k. 36% correction from $110k ATH, v normal for a bull market. Then we need stonks, $SPX and $NDX to enter free fall. Then we need TradFi muppet to go under. THEN we get Fed, PBOC, ECB, and BOJ all easing to make their country great again. THEN you load up the truck. Traders will try to buy the dip, if you are more risk averse wait for the central banks to ease then deploy more capital. You might not catch the bottom but you also won’t have to mentally suffer through a long period of sideways and potential unrealised losses.

Are you ready for the mother fucking bull market?

I bet $BTC hits $110k before it retests $76.5k. Y? The Fed is going from QT to QE for treasuries. And tariffs don’t matter cause “transitory inflation”. JAYPOW told me so. I’ll expound on that in my next essay, that’s the TLDR for your TikTok peanut brain.

And that’s a wrap folks. Buy everything!

There you have it, QT is over. Back up the fucking truck and buy everything.

Reversing the order of my tryptic essay series. The Ugly will be published tomorrow morning. I am calling for a $70k to $75k correction in $BTC, a mini financial crisis, and a resumption of money printing that will send us to $250k by the end of the year.

Fam ... I have a confession to make. I received a msg from the Lord while meditating. He said dump that Sam coin POS, and profess your love for Archangel Vitalik. So I dumped $SOL, and bot more $ETH. $ETH = $5,000

Arise Chikun, it's time... $ETH = $10,000 Yachtzee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

What happens when you "cancel" the world's largest energy producer ... ? "Energy Cancelled" is an essay on why the post-1971 Petro / Eurodollar regime died on 26 February 2022. Are you ready for $1 million #Bitcoin and $10,000 #Gold? bit.ly/3Jitoft

1/ What happens now that Baron CZ passed on FTX bailout and SBF is bankrupt. The next question is who could save FTX?

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$BTC hodlers need to learn to love tariffs, maybe we finally broke the correlation with Nasdaq, and can move onto the purest form of a fiat liquidity smoke alarm.

In case you don’t comprehend how serious the US banking problems are:

Based!

I used to call you on my $SOL phone …

The #DoomLoop has begun. 1 USD = 1 EUR. Prepare yourselves for YCC and $BTC = $1 million. But please be patient, these things take time.

1/ Guess who is pumping $BTC and $ETH

Do you hear that? … it’s the sound of the money printers revving up to do their patriotic duty. This weakness shall pass and $BTC will leave no doubt as to its safe haven status.

It’s up only time mofos 😝😝😝😝😝

I fucking love a weekend #crypto pump. Reminds me of the old days.

It’s on like donkey kong. We will be getting more policy response this weekend if this keeps up. We are about to enter UP ONLY mode for $BTC.

The sun is rising on $BTC $100k. Fuck Fiat

Word on the street is that big CEX’s auto liquidation of collateral tied to cross margined positions is why lots of alts got smoked on the move down. Congrats to all you stink bidders. We won’t be seeing those levels any time soon on many high quality alts.

This weekend $BTC faces the Final Boss are you ready fam?

So close fam. Oh what shall I do, if $BTC breaks below $76,500 my credibility will be in tatters ... 😅😅😅😅😅😅 BUY THE FUCKING DIP MOTHER FUCKER!

Trump says he wants to fire JAYPOW - dollar dips, $BTC rips Trump says he has no intention of firing JAYPOW - dollar rips, $BTC rips some more Fuck yeah, this is the kind of price action we need degens.

I am so ready for alt szn. The amount of dogshit we gonna be slinging is gonna be next level.

Who is yo fucking daddy! I’m speechless.

FTX = Lehman That wasn’t the bottom. $SPX hit 666 in March of 2009. Therefore $17,500 BTC is at risk. How ‘bout dem puts now…

We are green lit for Fed intervention.

The money printer ain't going BRRR, so #crypto is about to get bludgeoned with a two-by-four studded with rusty nails. Read my essay "Maelstrom" to find out why. bit.ly/3HXCnBN

It’s #crypto winter, and I have instituted a shoot on sight order for any bears.

Fam can we pump $ETH to $5k by Friday?

To all you shitcoin founders about to TGE. Work with your market makers and exchange partners to open the market at lower prices. This chart is ugly not cause the project is dogshit but bc the price is too damn high. Bring your users on a wealth generation journey with you.

#Bitcoin, are you okay? So, Bitcoin, are you okay? Are you okay, Bitcoin? You've been hit by- You've been struck by- The Central Banker

Like the Easter bunny, bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce! Seriously fam, this might be the last chance you have to buy $BTC < $100k 😉😉😉😉. New essay drops this week about The BBC Bazooka, treasury buy backs. Yaxhtzee

Trump’s tariff formula is further evidence he is laser focused on reversing these imbalances. The problem for treasuries is that without $ exports foreigners can’t buy bonds. The Fed and banking system must step up to ensure a well functioning treasury mrkt, which means Brrrr.

Had to buy it all back, do you forgive me @fundstrat ? I pinky swear, I'll never take profit again. 😘😘😘😘😘

Volatility is back baby. I fucking love this shit. Going to be a fun week.

THE END: Of US Treasuries and to a lesser extent US stocks as the global reserve asset. Since Nixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, US treasury debt outstanding grew by 85x. The US had to create the credit dollars necessary for the growth in the world economy. This was good for some Americans and bad for others. Trump was elected on average by those who believe they didn't share in the US "prosperity" of the last 50 years. If the US current account deficit is eliminated, then foreigners do not have dollars to buy bonds and stocks. If foreigners have to juice up their own nations' economies they will sell what they own, US bonds and stocks, to fund their nation-first policies. And even if Trump backtracks on the severity of the tariffs, no finance minister or world leader can risk Trump changing his mind again, and therefore things cannot return to the way they were. You must do what is best for your country. THE RETURN: Of gold as the neutral reserve asset. The dollar will still be the reserve currency, but nations will hold reserves in gold to settle global trade. Trump hinted at this because gold is tariff exempt! Gold must flow freely and cheaply in the new world monetary order. A lot of those who had it good are in the denial stage, and share a delusion that somehow things will return to "normal". Poppycock. For those who want to adapt to a return to pre-1971 trade relationships, buy gold, gold miners and $BTC. That's enough on tariff shit. My next essay will focus on why USDCNY is going to 10.00 bc there is no way that Xi Jinping will agree to change China in the ways necessary to placate Trump. This is the super bazooka $BTC needs to ascend rapidly towards $1 million.

Been nibbling on $BTC all day, and shall continue. Shitcoins are getting in our strike zone but I think #bitcoin dominance keeps zooming towards 70%. So we are not gorging at the shitcoin supermarket. Remember, money printing is the only answer they have.

Caption contest, whatever I think is the funniest / most insulting comment wins 10 ZEC.

Here we go ... 1/ Looking at onchain data for $wBTC and $ETH, the liquidations have mostly happened. Data visualization from @parsec_finance

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is ALTSZN!!!

.@VitalikButerin will you advocate to roll back the chain to help @Bybit_Official ?

This summer I visited the ancestors in Rapa Nui and I asked them when the bull market would arrive? They told me to be patient, read the words of the Lord, and I would know when to YOLO. The time is now! $BTC = $1mm $ETH = $100k Yachtzee bitches!!!

My TradFi birdies are telling me somebody big got smoked, and is dumping all #crypto. No idea if this is true, I won't name names, but let the fam know if you are hearing the same?????

Black is back. My opening salvo for 2021 just dropped called Walkaway, I look forward to reengaging with everyone via fortnightly publications. It's a #bitcoin bull market, if you mess with the bull you get the horns. bit.ly/2OQgGNE

The wall of worry is being climbed, come with me on the $BTC bull market bus. We are still on struggle street , but the moon ain’t far away.

Some of y'all are running scurred, but I LOVE TARIFFS, some chart porn to understand why. Global imbalances will be corrected, and the pain papered over with printed money, which is good for $BTC.

That was the first wave. Now we wait for bodies of TradFi over leveraged muppets to surface. Then wave 2 begins. If there is going to be a bailout the mrkt needs to deliver more pain by Fri. Enjoy the respite for the war shall continue.

I was slightly bearish in my last essay due to TGA refill. What changed? $BTC busted through ATH on good volume $ETH is following and will outperform, get ready for a monster alt szn. Mrkt thinks Trump will TACO on tariffs, so fuck it: @MaelstromFund is backing up the truck!

$BTC is heavy, I’m gunning for sub $50k this weekend. I took a cheeky short. Pray for my soul, for I am a degen.

I just bought some $15k strike $BTC puts.

Little birdie told me @KyleLDavies and @zhusu completed their raise. Must be the beginnings of a bull market if these muppets get money less than one year after they torched $18 billion on shitcoins. I ain’t mad at ya, but homeboy needs his money back lift tickets be expensive

The pre-rich phase is officially over. Welcome to the bull market bitches.

Mrkt no likey "Liberation Day", if $BTC can hold $76.5k btw now and US tax day Apr 15, then we are out of the woods. Don't get chopped up!

Fam I have something embarrassing I must admit. I just bot $SOL, I know its a Sam-coin piece of dogshit L1 that at this point is just a meme. But it is going up, and I'm a degen. Let's Fucking Go!

The Fed is on the clock, shit is breaking down. Stocks down, 10-yr yield down, good! (prev) Stocks down, 10-yr yield up, bad! (now) Mrkt finally realising that if there are less export dollar earnings, there cannot be treasury buying or stock buying. Game Over!

1/ Swap lines what's going on? TLDR another way to bailout non-US banks that isn't obvious to the average person.

Thank you @POTUS

If ur trying to predict when the Fed caves and goes Brrr, watch the bond vol MOVE Index. As it goes higher anyone doing financed treasury or corp bond trades will be forced to sell by higher margin reqs. These are the two mrkts the Fed will defend to death. >140 yachtzee time!

Degens how are we going to celebrate $ETH = $4,000?

When I need to get my daily dose of veggies, I take a bite out of this lil’ soy boy. Helps me stay swoll.

Just so I'm clear. BTFD! cause the BOJ caved. I will follow up "Spirited Away" next week with an essay focused on the US Treasury Quarterly Refunding Announcement and the injection of $300bn to $1.05tn between now and year end by Bad Gurl Yellen. Yachtzee!

Stimmies - FUCK YES

Competition is amazing. If the US has its proxy asset mngr, BlackRock, launching an ETF, China needs its proxy asset mngr to launch one too. The US v China economic war is great for $BTC.

As expected tax receipts added roughly $200bn to TGA. Forget about the May Fed meeting the 2Q24 refunding annc comes out next week. What games will Yellen play, here are some options: 1. Stop issuing treasuries by running down the TGA to zero, that is a $1tn injection of liquidity. 2. Shift more borrowing to T-bills, which removes money from RRP, that is a $400bn injection of liquidity. 3. Combo of 1 and 2, issue no long term bonds, only bills and run down TGA and RRP at the same time, that is a $1.4tn injection of liquidity. The Fed is irrelevant, Yellen is a bad bitch, you best respect her. If any of these three options happen, expect a rally in stonks and most importantly a re-acceleration of the #crypto bull market.

It's $ETH szn, so time for a new PFP. Let's run it back turbo: DeFi, NFT ... Yachtzee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Since you’re offering , can I get my 40 acres and a mule, adjusted for 160 years of inflation, next to a hydroelectric dam so I can mine some #BTC ?

My grammar was a bit off. What I mean is that the price is more likely to hi $110k than $76.5k next. If we hit $110k, then it’s yachtzee time and we ain’t looking back until $250k.

JAYPOW be like …

Keep ur eye on the prize. Almost $200bn liquidity injected since the start of Nov as RRP balance falls and TGA balance hasn’t changed. Risk assets like $BTC and #crypto will continue to fly.

TGIF Bitches! Now it’s time for some bank failures and fresh monetary pow from Powell and Yellen. $BTC = $1mm

Who is ready for a weekend alt szn green doji piss up? Can we send $SOL over $100? Let’s do it fam 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

BUY EVERYTHING CHI-MERICA LIVES!!!!

We are making lower lows in this current wave. I was tempted to add risk this morning, but looking at this price action I think we have one more violent wave down below $80k, most likely over the weekend, then crickets for a while. Hold on to your butts!

Let's play "Hide the Bailout", it's my fav game because politics is all about misdirection. Everyone scrutinises every line of the Fed balance sheet, so they can't hide them there anymore. Now they hide them on the FDIC's balance sheet.

Good morning bitches, welcome to the bull market.

If not the Fed then the PBOC will give us the yachtzee ingredients. CNY deval = narrative that Chinese capital flight will flow into $BTC. It worked in 2013 , 2015, and can work in 2025. Ignore China at your own peril.

The bull market has begun its time to left curve everything.

Quite a move, The BBC is on notice. If this bleeds into higher vol in the MOVE Index, expect IMMEDIATE POLICY ACTION. Translation = Brrrrr

It’s December and I don’t know about you but I’m ready for an old white man to give me some gifts. JAYPOW cut the fucking rates and send $BTC 2 Da Moon!

Is it called Ripple, XRP, or dogshit? Who knows, who cares. It’s worth more than zero so it’s time to trade the USD pair on BitMEX. Boo-Yaka-sha!

"Kaiseki" is an essay about how the #banktermfundingprogram is Yield Curve Control by another name. Get ready for infinite money printing and $BTC $1 million. bit.ly/3JJtPCa

For those of you who refuse to respect the $BTC pump, I only have one question for you ...

It's All Over!!! This what happens when no one wants to hold USD in banks that can't borrow from the Fed using #banktermfundingprogram. Not sure how the Fed can hike when its handing out dollars to it's peers. Cut Cut Cut $BTC = $1mm

With Fed board member Miran now confirmed, the MSM is preparing the world for the Fed's "third mandate" which is essentially yield curve control. LFG! YCC -> $BTC = $1m

Welcome to the club @cz_binance

Nothing new here. Just words. Lmk when they get congressional approval to borrow money and or revalue the gold price higher. Without that they have no money to buy #bitcoin and #shitcoins.

Beware of "The Q Trap" ... Read on to find out when to start dumpster diving for #bitcoin and #ether. bit.ly/3LTmWw7

What do big macs, the fed, and #crypto have in common? bit.ly/38IRoLG

Vibe check $ZEC to $10k

It's just ludicrous. $ZEC to $10k

Bull market checklist: - UST SLR exemption progressing - Genius Act hands US stablecoin mrkt to banks, next essay will explain y +ve - Ignore the reality, Trump, Bibi, and Kahmenei are all pretending the conflict is finished so investors should too $BTC ATHs are coming 😘😘

Now we chill out, retrace, and wait. If Trump can't pass his budget which spends more and hikes debt ceiling, resume capitulation to levels pre the election day victory $75k to $70k. This is test of how strong Trump's hold is on the Republican party.

Paul Tudor Jones just removed career risk from investing in #bitcoin. Expect a lot of beta fund managers to begin cooking some copy pasta. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

When an entity holding #crypto won’t publish a proof of reserves, we then get to play a fun game of “Pull and Pray”. May the lord be with you.