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Replying to @Eric_INDYCAR
"Put some goo around your attenuator - just be casual about it."
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This should not be our "focus". This was very nearly an unnecessary penalty that could have cost us the game.
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Replying to @nascarcasm
For me, this is about the only time I miss DW. "You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel..."
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@ICE Get this guy out of here. America is for Americans. Australia is for Australians.
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Replying to @indy44
Yep, they have ruined oval racing.
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Haha, well, I won't deny it. But look who responded?
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Replying to @KylePorterNS
Because no one in the U.S. gives a fuck about tennis. see also Soccer aka Futbol.
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Replying to @NCMarrk
I've considered going to more races to avoid listening to Leigh Diffey.
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Replying to @DIFA_USA
Love seeing the Democrats cry about gerrymandering when they are responsible for this, the most gerrymandered district in the nation.
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Replying to @dabfordale
Terrible fuckin state. Good riddance.

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I understand Hy-Vee signed an extension but Glidden or PPG might be a better sponsor, considering it's like watching paint dry.
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Replying to @JamesCrepea
I hear the PAC 12 has room and is probably accepting members. You might even be a top 5 team in that conference.
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Replying to @indycarpodcast
Would love to attend except they rescheduled it for 7 pm on awork night. If they want fans to attend they need to consider their fans.
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I recognized he was from the Australian state of New Zealand, did I use a wrong pronoun or something?
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Replying to @NancyMace
Damn, who did she call out?
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We understood your point, nevertheless, it was stupid and pointless. Your appeal has been denied.
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Replying to @Motorsport
How dare you leave out Milka Duno.
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Replying to @BuckSexton
Look at that fat fuckin baby.
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Replying to @KFordRatings
I disagree pal. This is my time to put little kids to bed and not miss too much game. Or bands to shine, whatever...
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Replying to @SaveStandard
This is nonsensical. The sun rises earlier, which equates to more sleep? Crazy.
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Replying to @indy44
Sounds like they have to me.
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Replying to @smclaughlin93
That's what I said, can't you read?
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I actually have to comment again, this is just rubbing it in the faces of your fans. What a disgrace of a series this has become.
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Replying to @nascarman_rr
Man, No Preference was a great series. I almost forgot about it.
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Replying to @Hickey93
Cornelius Euser is still alive. Wouldn't entirely surprise me if he wound up driving for Coyne next season. Does he bring budget?
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Replying to @Reuters
I'm not a licensed airplane driver and all that, but I think I would stick out the wheels before I came in to land.
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Replying to @pmarca
This is what Ash Ketchum looks like now? Damn.
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Woof, press pause on the sacrilege, buddy.
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Replying to @By_NathanBrown
For me, it's gotta be Auto Club Speedway or Nazareth.
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Replying to @JoshPateCFB
This would be like Brock Bowers if he had to constantly explain the difference between ratings and rankings.
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He said himself in his violent response to me that he was actually a "New Zealander", whatever that is. I mean, pick one. We don't fly the flag of another country on our Twitter profiles.
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Replying to @ChampCar4Ever
Coincidentally, the same amount of time since IndyCar released a new chassis.
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Replying to @Tiffany_SGE @IMS
It's both. It's your mom.
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My favorite part of this film was the Tweeter CC rendering his name as "Alex Pillows".
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Ok? I stand by the statement. Australians, be they mainlander or New Zealander, are not "Americans".
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@KevinLee23 Hello Kevin, do you have a feeling from practice or from previous races which engine manufacturer might have a fuel mileage edge? #trackside
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Replying to @BarstoolILL
The ball will be nearly spherical and vaguely orange.
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America has a proud tradition of simple gas cans primarily designed to dispense fuel.Together we can carry on this tradition. #nospillnoway
I don't apologize for it, but I'm from the United States of America and don't speak Dutch or whatever the foreigners from New Zealand might speak.
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Replying to @CDeHarde
This is a well-managed series, I can't believe this. Fake news.
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Replying to @m_a_h_o_n_e_y
Well, no one cares about that.
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Replying to @nima_owji
I mean, it's always been if you're not a blue check account, you don't matter under the new regime. Why bother anymore? They just ignore you.
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He's a citizen of 2 continents? Seems implausible.
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Remember when you got butthurt that Michigan beat OSU and tried to make a law out of embarrassment?
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Replying to @mama_gforce
Waste Management Milam Landfill.
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Well, then they have the chance to respond and demonstrate what they did.
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Replying to @NASCARonUSA
I mean, he wasn't even really celebrating, he barely got out of the car. He certainly wasn't on the roof.
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Replying to @smharrington24
I think they can, buddy. I just saw it happen.
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He said himself in his violent response to me that he was actually a "New Zealander", whatever that is. I mean, pick one.
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Replying to @Reuters
God bless his soul, what a sacrifice.
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Replying to @jeff_gluck
Wow! Biggest field in history!
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Replying to @tonydizinno
Well, was a committed communist I can understand why you didn't enjoy it.
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