I shitpost and look at magic internet monis all day
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so much crime in this one picture:
- Eclipse founder (Neel Samani) sold 8 figs worth of tokens OTC after turning out to be a sexual predator
- Eclipse founder (Sam Thapaliya) facilitated shady deals to dump probably 9 figs+ of $MOVE
- Rushi is 22y/o? guy looks like in his mid 30s. what kind of DD are these VCs doing lmao, getting duped by 22 y/o con artists
@fede_intern get in here lol
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9/11 if the Metamask team planned it
gm foxes 🦊
Yes, a rewards program is on the way. 👀
Any of the details you've previously seen/heard are not indicative of what is to actually launch. Let's talk a little bit about what the actual MetaMask Rewards program WILL be.
This program will yield referral rewards, mUSD incentives, exclusive partner rewards, access to tokens, and more.
However, it is not a farming play. It is shaping up to be one of the largest onchain rewards programs ever built - in MetaMask Rewards Season 1 alone, we'll be distributing over $30M in LINEA token rewards.
We're intending for this to be a genuine method of regularly giving back to our community.
And to the OGs... we see you.
Long-time MetaMask users will not be ignored - they'll be given special benefits, and MetaMask Rewards will have meaningful connections with the future MetaMask token.
We’ll have more details to share and will be rolling out the full program in the next couple of weeks.
Stay tuned. 🦊🧡
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TLDR of the Binance situation
Spotlight on how Binance listings actually work.
Here are benefits we are pleased to provide to the project team:
1️⃣ Binance does not make money from the listing process. All project token allocations go 100% to users through marketing campaigns, including Alpha Airdrops, Launchpool, Hodler Airdrops, trading events, Earn APR campaigns, and more.
👉 Our business model is simple: small trading fees, not listing revenue.
2️⃣To protect users, Binance requires a refundable security deposit from projects. It acts as a safeguard against short term exploitation and ensures the project team stays committed post listing. Once a project meets its commitments, the full deposit is returned.
👉 User protection remains at the core of everything we do.
3️⃣If you’re in the early stages of your project, Binance Alpha is the best go-to-market path. No listing fees, just visibility, education, and growth. Alpha connects real users with promising projects through airdrops, Booster Programs, Pre-TGEs, and TGEs, building transparency and trust ahead of exchange listings.
👉 As of Oct 2025, 217 projects have joined Alpha, 103 listed on Futures and 36 on Spot after proving growth and meeting standards.
Join us! If you’d like to learn more about our listing process and apply to have your project listed.
Further details on Binance Listing and Requirements 👇
binance.com/en/support/annou…
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today is my last day as ceo of degods.
my chapter is closing, but the story isn't over. @0x_chill & @pastagotsauce will be taking over.
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MegaETH? More like MegaSCAM
After extensive research and dd i have decided i will not mint this MegaETH Fuffle cashgrab mint.
Let me explain why:
- 1 ETH mint price (really? in this market?)
- 80K whitelists, 5K mints (no thanks, I'm not spending $3k gas on another failed mint)
- $560M valuation (i'd rather buy the next 6 fig mcap shitter on pumpfun)
- ‘Community focused’ (but plans to do an 8 fig token sale)
- Soul Bound Token (LMAOOOOO)
- Vesting (LMAOOOOO again)
- Vitalik invested in Starknet and Scroll (check the charts for me please)
- IGO (Initial Grift Offering)
- KOL grift at its finest (top 100 @_kaitoai cabal including the founder shilling it)
- Another L2? (we have 6900 of those already)
- Chain is not even live (good luck transacting at imaginary 100K TPS)
- Only 6 other L2s with higher than 600M mcap (out of an impressive 100+ L2s)
- Already raised $20M (what do they need this much money for, partying in Bangkok?)
Like, Retweet and Share so more people can avoid this blatant cashgrab scam.
Introducing our Flagship MegaETH NFT Collection: The Fluffle.
10,000 NFTs, soulbound, representing meaningful ownership in the MegaETH network.
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building a privacy network
*asks for KYC first thing on the website*
make it make sense
The $AZTEC token sale is live.
An onchain, community-owned sale where you set the terms.
No airdrops. No mysterious allocations.
sale.aztec.network
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So is there anyone under 10k followers who got into @aicceleratedao $AICC lol?
This might be biggest influencer circle jerk launch I've ever seen. Not touching this with a 10 feet pole.
They have @frankdegods in there 😭.
Nuke that.
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send this trash to absolute zero with haste
users with actual skin in the game get peanuts while private tg members circle jerking and snitching on others enjoy the riches
remember when they forced us to deposit funds for longer and convert to their useless stablecoin for a 5x multiplier while diluting the potion supply by 40x
remember when they forced us to pay $50 for converting ETH to trash deUSD at 5 gwei
now they're forcing us to stake $ELX for 3 months just to claim our full amounts
bros think forcing to stake for 3 months is going to stop this trash from going to gulag 🤣
4% airdrop for hijacking user funds for 1.5 years lmao
bros tried to copy hyperliquid seasons/potions, monad community/missions, ethena stablecoin but bros forgot to copy on how to deliver
muh RWA, muh Blackrock
come at me bozos 👇
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STFU (disrespectfully)
Some thoughts on listing:
1. At MEXC, our first principle is simple — list more, list fast to meet user demand.
2. We do charge a listing fee, but it’s small, probably the lowest among top CEXs, and it mostly goes into helping projects promote their launch.
3. MEXC has strong retail flow, solid trading volume, and we push hard on marketing. That listing fee easily pays for itself.
4. Every exchange runs on a different model and growth stage. There’s no right or wrong. Some don’t charge fees, but they might have limited liquidity or stricter listing criteria. Projects should go where it fits them best.
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aims to turn $61T of IP into programmable assets.
generates $45 fees in 24 hours
Your IP. Your rules.
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JUST IN: Satoshi Nakamoto with a net worth of $150 BILLION DOLLARS is insider trading on Polymarket to make mid 6 figs on this bet
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current stablecoin farming stack (links in the next tweet):
all of these are super safe where you can enter with basically any size
1. @PlasmaFDN: can't do much here now except bidding pre markets (not recommended)
2. @USDai_Official: 15-20% raw apr + airdrop + ICO
- caps will be raised next week (Sept 11th), but you can bypass that by using pendle and euler (you'll be doing that anyways to get maximum multipliers)
- Strategy: personally doing a mix of pendle LPs and YTs cause they have max multipliers (details in the next tweet)
3. @capapp: 10-15% raw apr + airdrop + (megaeth exposure maybe)
- Strategy: cUSD pendle LP for 20x caps multiplier
4. @Theo_Network: 4% yield + airdrop
- Strategy 1: LP on @prjx_hl (for prjx exposure)
- Strategy 2: deposit through Liminal (for liminal exposure)
5. @liminalmoney: 15-20% apr + airdrop?
- Strategy: HYPE (2x) + PUMP + Fartcoin
6. @etherealdex: 10% apr + airdrop
- a bit under the radar because they've been farming for a long time now but with everything going on with $ENA could be a decent airdrop
- Strategy: deposit eUSDE in euler
(all links below)
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pretty big fumble by @SuccinctLabs here (saying this as an early supporter)
absolute shit execution around their token $PROVE given they actually have a decent product and had good traction over the last few months
- whats the point of gating a testnet to 25k participants when its not even the actual criteria
- most testnet participants got peanuts (should've atleast given a base allocation of 500-1000 $PROVE)
- random ass affiliate badge holders getting more (4-5k each) than majority of the participants
- Binance Alpha getting 1.5% supply to get insta dumped on (evident from the chart) which they could've very well distributed to testnet participants, (why tf teams are still whoring themselves to Binance?)
- one week claim window
- unclaimed portion of the 5% airdrop going to "staking incentives" instead of redistributing to those who got peanuts
- banning people in discord for mentioning "testnet", "binance alpha"
- slashed allocations right at claim
team should fire whoever their advisor is to this whole thing. anyone with a few years of experience in crypto could've done a much better job
(fudding this as a bagholder and supporter, will keep holding my entire allocation)
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translation: "Devs have finished dumping their tokens and are now ready to stop working"
this must be a new record, Story guy atleast waited 6 months after TGE to exit
Eclipse Everything!
Today, Eclipse Labs announced team and leadership changes to align with a new direction post-TGE. Over the past months, we’ve explored opportunities for application development on the network. Going forward, we’ll prioritize building a breakout application on top of Eclipse’s L2 infrastructure, with more details to come.
As part of this transition, @0xSydney will assume the role of CEO following the voluntary departure of @0xLitquidity. To align resources with our updated strategy, we have reduced our workforce by 65%. This difficult decision was made to give Eclipse the flexibility needed to execute on its next chapter.
Eclipse’s mission to bring web2-scale applications onchain remains unchanged. We look forward to continuing this journey with our community, token holders, and stakeholders.
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ok, i never thought i’d make this post but here we are
over the years, i saved up $3M in stocks and real estate
this is my retirement money (even tho i’m only 26 years old)
today, i sold 98% of it and went all in ethereum
i currently have over 8 figures ($10M) in $ETH
why i did it?
well, 99% of people on CT are bearish on ethereum and i see it as a buy signal
i know many of you are probably laughing at me right now…
in the end, i’ll be the one laughing when i cashout $30 million dollars
i’ll keep you updated so make sure you're following me
bookmark this tweet
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- zero fees wont work
- just another perp dex
- pumping metrics through wash trading
- funded by VCs
- copying Hyperliquid
- fake points sales used as a marketing gimmick
Congrats to @vnovakovski and team on the @Lighter_xyz mainnet launch. 🚀
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some common phrases from 2030:
- "Google it"
- "Whatsapp me"
- "ask ChatGPT"
- "take an Uber home"
- "Whats the @Polymarket at"
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conspiracy theory:
MegaETH mainnet has been achieved internally and the team is now waiting for Monad's launch to vamp it
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memecoin bros will finally have to start learning to read
also, you can now bid $100k with a $0 balance on Polymarket. insane technologia
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a thread on the worst ever takes on CT (disclaimer: they're all by the same person)
Eclipse Everything!
warning: you might lose a few brain cells by the end of this thread
add more below for the culture 👇
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HL bros: “DEX good, CEX bad”
*another DEX appears on the scene*
HL bros: “Our DEX good, every other DEX or CEX bad”
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sad state of things over at gaming sector
@TheTreeverse just TGE'd their token $END an hour ago, and its already dropped under $10M FDV
their last raise was at $70M FDV iirc
Timeless Characters was among the most hyped collections during the NFT run
if they had launched it in 2021-22, it likely would've opened at $1B+
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some may call this larping but I call this proper risk management
risking only 0.01% of net worth per trade
this is what real discipline looks like
you degens going all in on one trade could learn a thing or two from her
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hide your kids
hide your wife
If I had $100k in crypto TODAY, I would:
1. Get a remote job. Do the bare minimum, free up maximum time to lock in.
2. Hold only stables. No majors, no memes. Just a concentrated bet on a few farms.
3. All in on @megaeth ICO with multiple accounts. Sell within 72 hours of TGE.
4. Put 90% portfolio into @extendedapp + @unitxyz. Short assets on Extended, buy spot on HL. Farm Extended + Unit.
Extended is the perp DEX underdog, doing only 7% of Lighter’s volume. A solid setup for a $100k portfolio.
5. Allocate 10% to a sybil farm: 100 wallets, ~1h/day.
6. Document everything on CT + 20–30 replies/day. Good R/R at $100k net worth.
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today i learned that jump crypto bullied a 79 year old man to give up wormhole(.)com which he owned for 28 years
maybe wormhole hack was their karmic payback
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>raise $400m+ in funding
>make $120m+ in fees
>force you to pay to claim your allo 💀
tell me you're retarted without telling me you're retarted
Today LayerZero is introducing a new claiming mechanism called Proof-of-Donation, which will result in ~$18.5 million donated to @ProtocolGuild, a collective funding mechanism for Ethereum developers.
Protocol Guild and Ethereum's core developers have been fundamental to LayerZero's growth, driving the proliferation of the EVM, Ethereum's L2-centric roadmap, and the broader crypto ecosystem. By donating to Protocol Guild, eligible recipients show long-term alignment with the LayerZero protocol and a commitment to the future of crypto.
To claim ZRO, users must donate $0.10 in USDC, USDT, or native ETH per ZRO. This small donation goes directly to the Protocol Guild. The LayerZero Foundation is matching all donations up to $10 million.
For details on claim information and Proof-of-Donation, read here:
info.layerzero.foundation/zr…. .
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current perp dex trading/farming stack:
1. @Lighter_xyz:
people still dismissing it as just another perp dex but theres so much more in the pipeline:
- commodities
- forex
- spot (next week)
- prediction markets
- options
- equities etc.
(Lighter will be an all in one trading hub eventually - a long way to reach that goal but Vlad is as cracked as they come)
2. @extendedapp:
- still very underfarmed with less than 20k users
- 30% confirmed airdrop at TGE (with TGE in H1 2026)
- ex Revolut team (good chances of getting integrated there)
- up only metrics with points trading at $3 OTC (you can get 400-500 points per million volume)
3. @variational_io:
- zero fee dex similar to lighter
- loss refund lottery: if you have a realized loss, you have 2-4% chances of getting the entire loss refunded. chances go up with each consecutive loss
- no external MMs, you trade against OLP
- 50% of the supply allocated to the community
4. @pacifica_fi:
- doing this mainly because theres no worthy perp dex on Solana yet
- Sol founders have incentives to shill the first successful perp dex to drive capital from EVM perps
5. Hyperliquid
(links below)
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conditions for friends and family/insider round:
- no KYC
- no cap per wallet
- 15 min head start via leaked contract
conditions for everyone else:
- KYC without prior notice
- $100k deposit limit per wallet
trillions.
The countdown to Phase 2 of the Pre-Deposit Campaign has begun...
@hourglasshq is set to lead the institutional vault in partnership with a top-tier investment bank.
Mark your calendars and get ready to participate on Thursday, November 6 at 2PM UTC (9AM ET).
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holy shit, @gainzy222 has a separate 3% allocation in $PUMP token
$120M at ICO prices
didn't know Jewish brothers took care of each other like that
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Final @SuccinctLabs airdrop thread before $PROVE goes live on 28th July
- $50M in funding by Paradigm
- Easy and cheap to farm (only $10 required)
- Few users: $50k+ airdrop potential
- Snapshot tomorrow as confirmed by daddy addy
🧵: Detailed guide on how to farm @SuccinctLabs with 500+ wallets and print 8-9 figs without much effort
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gmega
some of you might have noticed badges have started appearing in your Megaeth Fluffle profile
Fluffle profile link: nft.megaeth.com/profile
heres a list of all the badges you can possibly get:
1. Twitter based badges:
- 5/10/20 tweets mentioning MegaETH/MegaMafia
- 2/5/8 tweets mentioning World Computer
- share the World Computer position paper
- share the MegaETH research link
- 5/10/20 likes/RTs on MegaETH tweets
2. Discord roles based badges:
- Big Sequencer Energy
- Hats Cabal
- Chubby Bunny
- MegaMind
- Regional Bunny Lead
- MegaGame Host
- Original Mafia
- Midcurve Chad
- MiniMind
in total theres 20 badges (more might be added later)
remember those KPIs for accelerated vesting and higher allocation? do you understand?
credits to @0x_ultra for scraping these from fluffles website and to @akshatg7 for saving them early on
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Bought 500k$ more of $ASTER
Its free trade under 0.5$
Easiest 10x on the market
HyperLiquid Perp Volume = $2.69bn
Aster volume = $514tn
Hyperliquid marketcap = $19bn
Aster marketcap = $600m
CZ was working on a DEX when he was CEO of Binance in 2019.
ASTER will trade at billions and you can only buy on asterdex
When its listed on cexs will get crazy
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airdrop farmers talking about other airdrop farmers being airdrop farmers, whilst still being airdrop farmers farming airdrops
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