A wife that no one likes
Somerville, MA
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Okay HERE WE GO, my favorite photos that I took in 2025, I will do this in batches
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A real Catholic would start shaking and throwing up in shame after being scolded on a worldwide stage by the fucking pope but JD Vance will probably just tweet “uh, so THAT happened”
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
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“I probably have 100 hours of Epstein talking about the inner workings of the Trump White House” wow that’s so cool to hear in late 2024 thank you so much!
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Oh okay now I get why you guys hate him, I thought he was just a guy learning how to paint
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I’m just gonna keep repeating this because it’s making me insane: Bernie won multiple Super Tuesday states whose delegates haven’t been awarded yet, they “found” a bunch of votes in Texas that never got counted, and they still haven’t finished counting the votes in California
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It’s so fucking funny to post “boy I sure love being a governor!” right now
I love Illinois. We’re the heart of the midwest, and every day I wake up so proud to be your governor.
Through it all, it’s the people of Illinois who motivate me to do everything in my power to find ways to make their lives better.
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“Quentin Tarantino’s Israeli son” is a character we will be returning to culturally in the decades ahead and it will not be pleasant
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MEANWHILE, IN REALITY, here’s what happened when educated people who care about children implemented a ban in the district where I went to high school:
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“I don’t think it’s good to relapse on drugs” that’s crazy I bet he thinks it was awesome
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Cannot deal with being talked to like a guilty student who’s disappointed the principal, I would lose my mind
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If you’re so scared of using money to purchase things you could go to a bank and exchange it for different money
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Also I love Kiara but this means a social worker corrected an actually homeless person with “we say ‘unhoused’” lmao
whitaker wanting to join the street team because he knows the only difference between him and the people he’d be helping is that he has a job that has beds #thepitt
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There was a whole other FUCKING ELECTION between when he died and now but gotta save it for the books gotta write those books
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Edi Patterson keeps posting on Instagram how United Healthcare is screwing over her mom and the posts keep getting removed from her grid
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His ex-wife has a comic she drew about her life post-divorce that includes a depiction of their divorce proceedings, very calm and pleasant lol, like just being polite and “alright, well, bye” to each other
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Remembering when Hillary Clinton disappeared from public for like all of August 2016, only doing private megadonor fundraisers press weren’t allowed at (using noise machines to not be heard!), then reappeared at a 9/11 fundraiser where she promptly fell down & got shoved in a van
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“Oh okay” - thousands of Central Americans still having the same amount of violence inflicted on them thanks in large part to America’s actions
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I don’t know what all went down during the filming of The Royal Tenenbaums but these recollections from Bill Murray and Gwyneth Paltrow are funny
Hackman yelling “Will you just shut the fuck up and go over there and say ‘action’ or whatever it is you do?” at the Welcome to Mooseport director should have killed him right there on the spot, can't believe that guy survived that
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Yeah plus he became really anti-war and critical of the military but he only gets talked about as a “shut up and support the troops” thing
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Dianne Feinstein became mayor of San Francisco after the sitting mayor was assassinated
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She hasn’t had great luck with guys fascinated by Salinger
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And that’s just gonna be ignored by everyone just like the broken voting machines and closed down polling places and hours long waits (which in some places were still ongoing as results were being announced)
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As opposed to ordering a single bagel as takeout (the literal example frozen dinners were given as an alternative to), which doesn’t help capitalism at all
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And it will be treated as insane and conspiracy minded to bring this up and the distance between him & Biden will be treated as much greater than it is
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You think to yourself “surely there’s no shade of weird ignorance I haven’t encountered on here yet” then you see someone scoffing “AIDS? Killed a lot of gay people? In the 80s? lmao okay buddy sure thing”
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I learned recently that they changed the look of Dover Thrift Editions and I’m horrified
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A massive fucking field of candidates had to be obliterated to get it to the point where it could be neck and neck
This isn’t some optimism thing, I feel shitty as hell right now!, it’s just the simple truth
But they’re gonna spin it differently anyway so oh well!
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The “well tell Hamas to release the hostages then!” line is the thing that makes me most insane about this because so many people pushing that line have to have seen the videos of the families saying “everyone for everyone, ceasefire now” but they’re still pretending
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And it’ll be ignored that they had to pressure multiple candidates to drop out and do a huge media push just to find ONE candidate, & clearly not the one they’d prefer it be, who could do better than Bernie by a margin much smaller than they’re pretending it is
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I don’t know why I just remembered this tweet but when I did I also realized how funny this is to say about, very specifically, an autistic character on a medical drama
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I see a lot of you complaining about movies and yet when it’s time to spend minimum $120 on a single film’s theatrical run it’s crickets… I see how it is
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Congratulations to James Hautman of Chaska, Minnesota - winner of the 2021 Federal Duck Stamp Art Contest with his acrylic painting of a pair of redheads floating in the water!
More: ow.ly/qwWN50GhhPF
🎨: © USFWS
ALT A male and female redhead duck swimming in blue water. Six more ducks fly overhead and a boat with people in it is in the background along with trees.
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An elderly woman who’d struggled a lot spent her final birthday with a friend who showed her cards and letters from people all over the world showing how much she was loved, feel like you have to work so hard to look past that
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It’s so funny how obviously people are sitting down like “okay THINK: what is every possible reason this could be bad”
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I haven’t watched the finale yet but it’s funny seeing all these posts like “I’m done with Dr. Langdon after he was mean to Dr. Robby!” okay he did also extend someone’s seizure by several minutes because he had stolen & watered down their medication
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The real Catholic in question is quite likely insufferable and evil in their own way but at least they know their fucking place
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Okay well it was recorded seven years ago and he died five years ago and there was an entire other election in that time
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Maya Angelou did sex work so Kamala would have arrested her and we know how RBG felt about black people so, lol/oof at all of it
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Yeah they really ran that Tarantino guy out on a rail after that one, never heard from again
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I hope we find out it’s another Elon burner like the one where he pretended to be a toddler
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Friend in a daze, obvious concussion or something, could still drop dead in front of him at any second: “bro my fucking car dude”
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This is how & why Savita Halappanavar died in Ireland
But I’m sorry, if you’re a doctor, I know you didn’t choose this, but do your fucking job
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George Tiller was a tender and compassionate surgeon too and a lot of people have gone through unbearable pain because you people wouldn’t stand for that
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Oh was she “too strident” for you? Do you “not want to have a beer with her”? Did she “very obviously fuck up every important decision that came her way” by “being an entitled moron who hired a bunch of incompetents” and now “we’re all fucked because of that”?
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It’s 100% what you would imagine “getting divorced from Nathan Fielder” would be like, or if anything less remarkable
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This was actually said by a khive guy because someone else dared to be mad at Kamala Harris for using his son’s story then going back on her promise to support Medicare For All
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He would’ve preferred covid 14 or 15
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I don’t like her, she largely brought this on herself, this shit still makes me feel so queasy and sad
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This one and the Affleck on Maher clip also highlight how much they’re not just from Boston generally but also specially both the children of teachers and writers from Cambridge
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To threaten him with death because they despise his ethnoreligious background, the policies he supports, and the broad multiracial working class movement his candidacy represents
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Not that blue collar guys from Boston couldn’t be all those things blah blah blah but they project an image of having been raised in different circumstances than they were
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Between stuff like this and letting a computer program that had never been used before and that pretty much only Robby Mook could access tell them stuff like which states to campaign in, it’s so crazy that she lost!
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“I was really awkward as a teen so yeah I definitely would have fired a woman for getting pregnant”
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I saw someone say like “she says this but then posts stuff agreeing with him!” and look partly that’s she’s a dumb asshole but partly that’s… he fucking kidnapped their kid! She has to fucking appease him
It’s sickening to watch, he’s a freak without anything human inside
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Some of the little speeches people give on that show make me laugh out loud with their clunkiness but the long-term character writing is really good, lots of little “oh wait” moments like those as you learn more about someone
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