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Y’all want this childless 20yr old women at the height of her career to date a 30yr serial cheating divorced rapper w/ 5 children…. Bc they both DARK SKIN??!?
Go play the sims or something
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Y’all calling that girl weird for crying over the failed girls night don’t know how valuable friendship & sisterhood is. I feel more bad for y’all actually
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I can’t believe y’all don’t wanna be old enough to get away w/ shit like this😭
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"You don't get rewarded for the shit you suppose to do." -My mama nitter.app/lifehacks/status/82873…
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Here you go I fixed it for you. Love your nonblack woman in peace. Keep us out of it.
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I don’t want you niggas talking to me at all what I gotta wear for that nitter.app/chief_jayo/status/8736…
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Donell Jones really made a whole ass song saying “I might wanna be with you but let me fuck these hoes first & im a let you know”
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I wanna know why 30+ women think they are her target audience?? Millennials have Peter Pan syndrome
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Cause it dont talk back.. you know they hate communicating nitter.app/Mairiah_LaNee/status/1…
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Between pms, your cycle and ovulation we really do only get one week to not be crazy.
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Men be like: “You so smart and you funny. You don’t be taking no for an answer & that smart ass mouth😍😍😍”
5 months later: “You think you know everything and everything a joke to you. You don’t listen or stfu”
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If me calling myself a boss makes you feel emasculated you was a weak bitch to begin with
Erica Campbell says women who call themselves a "boss" can ruin their relationship, because it may be emasculating to their partner...
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Day party twerks bout to get hectic nitter.app/theyoncehub/status/952…
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Something poetic about motherhood being difficult even for the greatest athlete in the world ❤️
Teething- aka the devil - is so hard. Poor Alexis Olympia has been so uncomfortable. She cried so much (she never cries) I had to hold her until she fell asleep. I've tried amber beads... cold towels.... chew on mommies fingers.... homeopathic water (lol on that one) but......
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If you are a man balding I promise you’ll look better bald than whatever you got going on
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Throw the whole east Lansing away
BREAKING: Michigan State University health physicist charged with bestiality with dog. bit.ly/2LX3zUI
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Trans women are killed every week and y’all think they should put it at the top of their profiles so you won’t like a picture on mistake. Oh 😕
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We really watched Snoop go from doggy style to uplifting and highlighting the importance of black women. This beautiful...life crazy
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Being obsessed with your ex’s personal life is so odd to me....
cause I don’t care what none of they ass doing long as they leaving me alone.
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The real key is for yall to stop pretending yall don’t want something bc the person you want it from won’t give it to you.
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If a man not phased by your absence and you distraught by his.. you need to shake that shit off at some point beloved.
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I think pple are more interested in looking like a good person than actually doing the work to be/remain one
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Someone wanted to apologize to me and have a talk about how they wronged me yesterday.
I declined, I don’t owe anyone that. You making amends late is a journey for you. I’m not mad but I’m not going back to that place.
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Can somebody please explain to this child she cannot scroll through ig like something then "create" things
Kylie got more lawsuits than she has products nitter.app/i/moments/890133373829…
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Now somebody grown ass bout to spend the day learning this...
I’ll let y’all know when I’m done
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My girl said
SZA on people picking apart her work and life:
“I hear crazy sh*t about myself. I heard I had a facelift, I heard I had a nose job. I heard my teeth were fake. Now do I need to go out and get a nose job because you all made me feel like I need one? That sh*t is high-key offensive. But what am I supposed to do? Post a debunking thread? That’s crazy.”
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Do y’all ever feel like some people are fake positive... like they wish you well but you can almost feel the envy behind they smile? That’s scary
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Y’all dont get tired of arguing about relationships none of us are in?
Let’s argue about French toast being better than pancakes.
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If it aint ya hair it’s your nails, or eyebrows, or ya lashes, or ya lip, or time for a wax. I AM TIRED!
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I’m pretty fragile rn & I ain’t ashamed. I just gonna stay away from mfs who make me feel like my feelings an inconvenience
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You get yo big soft ass in the crib to soothe a baby & im waking you up to give you another
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