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new doc on the block✨
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She is having the time of her little life.
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well... we just wear our skin sometimes.... and ya know, die.. so..
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A few months ago I sent my homegirl my last $20 to help pay for her grad school application. Today she got accepted with a full ride. Rise sis, rise.
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Aight now twitter done taught me a lot. But where in tf did y’all think SUNFLOWER SEEDS came from?????
I was today years old that i learned this is where sunflower seeds come from
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this fucking arch??????
I got married to the love of my life!
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if you turn the lights off and pull up your camera on your phone and scan the room slowly, you’ll see a red dot appear on the screen if there’s a visual recording device in the room.
Read and share, shorty found a hidden camera in a Airbnb disguised as a charger.
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they’re warming the planet to make videos like these??? get me tf.
I have seen it all LITERALLY 🥹
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now would also be a good time to point out how fashion really does go around and come back.
Rest In Peace Biz Markie 🕊
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She put our bill together and he took care of it and told me to enjoy my stay. Wins a win.
Sitting next to an older yt man at the breakfast bar and the server thinks we’re together 😭
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it’s workinggggggg

ALT Steve Harvey GIF

They’re trying to activate your nervous system by flooding you with negative news.
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When I come up with a terrible idea and all of my friends are with the shits.
CCW license - 46 states
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here ya go, friend 🩷
yall wanna see some flowers?
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I just wanna put it out there that 21 was detained by ICE like 4 years ago… this is a person with money, a legal team and his first language is English so there’s no language barrier… If it took him 3+ years to gain citizenship, imagine what this looks like for others…
21 Savage has officially become a permanent U.S. resident and may now go overseas His lawyer says he followed “all applicable immigration laws since his initial detention by ICE” apnews.com/article/e1df9a9a4…
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babe, wake up. new florals just dropped.
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Yall know who would def eat this up??? Janelle Monae.
Walk with me Cardi
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never been really big on gender roles. but some shit really is for boys… not cleaning no gutters bro.
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Jamaican leprechauns fr.
I can’t believe Scottish accents are real. I love them 😂
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now you’re just somebody that i used to know
Artist uses paint 🎨 to make dresser disappear 😯.....
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Using ai to create this when we used to have LOOKBOOKS is wild.
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my haul.
Went to traders joes. Show ya later.
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a proper country.
Jolly Ranchers used to have sticks bro.
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Cranes in the muhfuckin sky bro.
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Watch without sound and you can change the caption to “Youth pastor connects with a young lost soul.”
Snoop Dogg singing Young, Wild & Free to Tyler, The Creator 😭
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Kamala looking at Pence the way my mama looked at me during parent teacher conference.
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All pinkpanthress music sound like she going to beat mojo jojo ass.
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look what i did with my hands.
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Jalen Hurts wins the Super Bowl. Big win for the Bruhz!
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That puppy dawg said
CAPRICORN DANGEROUS
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i dunno. you opened with grand rising. maybe he thought this was a good place for bullshit.
Sigh… and date canceled
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guess what? chicken butt.
Doja Cat announces ‘Scarlet’ deluxe edition ‘S2: Claude Frollo.’
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you gotta hear your partner read out loud before you commit. and I’m being so serious.
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sunday service.
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Sis is shaaakiiiing the table.
Bloody ‘eck. Just...wow...
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“I fucked my money up. Now I can’t re-up.”
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Busta: Don’t this shit make a nigga wanna!!! Me: nitter.app/drutejada/status/15741…
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the cut in question.
I got a little haircut today… should I go run errands?
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They would’ve burned his ass UP in 1692.
A cross-shaped boomerang can be just as efficient as a conventional one Watch this
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yes, okay. well, no more recommendations from you. thx 💕
Unless you’re experiencing DV of any kind I do not recommend breaking up. The economy and the streets are COOKED.
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This was a pretty penny. You see those purple orchids??? Those are called Vanda. Google that and just know that price is PER STEM.
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This bottle is giving prohibition.
This bottle is SEXY Af lol 💎😍
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Also, while you’re here and asking if I got my $20 back. I encourage you all to stop giving with the intentions of receiving something back. Friendship isn’t about giving to get but giving to give... Her excitement about her acceptance was enough for me. Uplift your friends.
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Now Playing: Channel Orange 🍊
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Gentle reminder that as we’re all losing/gaining weight, outgrowing styles and phasing out of clothing — Please DONATE to free stores, homeless shelters, homes for battered women and family missions. Platos closet only gone give you $6 for that entire bag…
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timeline cleanse ✨
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So you’d agree that the original tweet WAS fueled by eating disorder-like behavior — because you have an irrational fear of breakfast making you fat?
Replying to @__Floww
Now I’ll be wrong if I say you were suffering from obesity wouldn’t I? Keep it cute mama!
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I did see this on my flight actually. Twice. And immediately thought “how nice of the flight attendants to all use the opposite aisle” while he exercises his fucking RIGHTS. Yall are weird.
You see this on your flight What immediately goes through your mind?
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sometimes i just put y’all’s flowers on the counter and admire them for a sec before delivery… i mean, look at her?
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not just a florist but a floral designer.
designers, I wanna see that one design when you were locked in
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Roses are red, but sometimes they’re purple…. 💜
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everyone acknowledges that it takes a village but somehow none of y’all are villagers?
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I wonder when this switch flipped??? Growing up, baby showers were not events for men. They were meant to be female-centric with an outpour of support from women and/or other mothers. Even boys over the age of like 13 weren’t around fr.
Having a baby shower and no baby daddy present is Embarrassing😒. Iont care what y’all say
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Everybody wanna talk about healing but don’t nobody wanna talk about how easy it is to relapse and how hard it is to pull yourself out... this shit is not all “drink more water and say ‘I love you’ in the mirror.”
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I hit this point one time in my life and I MEANT that shit. I been single ever since. stand on it.
When I say I will NEVER let anybody else make me feel how I feel right now again?
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🧡
Y’all wanna see some flowers?
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This hair. done with BRAIDS. The praise of the woman done intricately in beads???!! Regina, girl…. She ate that downnnn.
Regina King on the carpet at the #MetGala bit.ly/42JwYLF
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and the universe responded with a smile.
Orlando returned…with paint.
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Oh how cute!!! Yall all so hardheaded for each other.
My aunt passed. Stuff been stressful. My momma and I agreed to not exchange anything beyond gift cards this year so we wouldn't have to worrying about shopping. A rebuilding year for Christmas Last night we caught each other sliding our gifts under the tree at 12 am

ALT Serious The Four GIF by Diddy

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He’s had one hell of a career.
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hot mama ❤️‍🔥
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Yall talking about trash. I’m talking about mowing the lawn. Pressure washing the crib. Weed eating and taking down wasps nests lmao. Those are boy jobs.
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muted.
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bout to go buy a grill… not waiting on you niggas

ALT Viola Davis GIF

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This idea of not celebrating days that are meant to be special needs to be studied… Because why are y’all so set on being Scrooge on birthdays? At what point did you start waking up saying “meh, just another day”? And what happened to make YOU feel that way???

ALT Antm Miss J GIF

Seriously why y’all birthdays mean so much to y’all? I don’t get it! Is it because when y’all was supposed to celebrate them in early years of your life your parents didn’t and now you gotta go all out every year to make up for that Shìt?
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inspo + end result.
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Yeah, lol 12 weeks BEFORE the due date.. Reaching far af..
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july 1st.
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Just proving a point... she experienced a day in the life of a person of color...
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Lol y’all all sending me cash app requests for the hell of it. I’m a good person but I’m in college too 💁🏾‍♀️
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babe, wake up. new arrangement just dropped. 🌺
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well. this blew up... I don’t have anything to promote but.. please. stay at home 🥺 i want you all to be safe and alive for the 3 days of summer we’ll have left.
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I hate when my friends go on and on about how something made them feel and then end it with “but… I don’t know”. No baby.. you DO know. And it’s okay to own that. I urge you to own that.
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I say this often and I mean it with every fiber in my being… Blackness is an experience.
I love us REAL BAD. It started raining at Victoria Monet’s concert and look at what the crowd started singing harmoniously 🥹
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lost in paradise.
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so glad i kept going.
Creatives please post when you started vs now. People need to see how much time and effort goes into your craft.
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Y’all don’t even like making friends
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You’d be surprised at what a baby can do if their parents don’t treat them like a lifeless doll.
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Anything you wear on your head for your birthday is a birthday style. Get them stitchies babes.
is this a birthday hairstyle?
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for your sunday morning. 🌺
Just made the prettiest arrangement. So glad I got to sit with it for a little while.
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Replying to @misshuxtable
Bc bro. People who say that are rarely ever good people.
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I set a boundary today. clap for me.
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Yall don’t see those fucking terrifying baby hands???!!!!
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There are approximately 3000 dryer fires a year… clean your fucking lint trap.
Black ppl did y’all momma tell y’all that this could burn the house down too? ☠️
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Sometimes we say things that only we can understand.... no one said it was ok, but it happens to us everyday. She chose the shirt. We don’t get to CHOOSE our skin. Point was made and only understood by those who needed to understand. You are not in the number.
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silver lining.
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this is eating disorder coded.
Breakfast is kinda crazy once you think about it. Getting up and eating 500-1000 calories is insane. I don't think the body needs a meal first thing in the morning.
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SEVENTY THOUSAND??!? GUYS?!!?
babe, wake up. new florals just dropped.
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call ur mom.
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sunset blvd.
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This is what we call “novelty” or “creative concept” packaging. Of all the period products surrounding her in that aisle, you see the way she noticed THAT brand? She noticed so much that she took a picture and posted it. When executed well, it works! 🤷🏽‍♀️
tampons in ice cream packaging?
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My issue is I want every kitchen appliance, but I don’t want shit on my counters.
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Replying to @Q1Evil @LuniQ1
Lol she tried to send it back and I denied her cash app. I’m up now, we all eat.
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Alyssa, give that up. What you’re saying isn’t news to me. You don’t understand where I’m coming from as a POC because....white. This is where your statement stops making sense.
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save ur fuckin pennies
🚨#BREAKING: The U.S. Mint has officially ended production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost saving move
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double decker.
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Replying to @efftrackfiend
Lol I think it’s just a little bathing suit or like a leotard.. it probably makes it easier for her little self 😂
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I will never be okay with this. Put that second fuckin sheet onnat bed.
All I need is the fitted sheet. That middle sheet unnecessary!!
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Replying to @jjjjjessika
stick to kobe tweets love..
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needed a little sunshine to brighten up my day. ⛅️
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these dogs always have Irish accents in my head.
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