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How does he do it. How does he create iconic photos without even trying. He literally just has to stand there and the world rearranges itself for an iconic photo in his presence. It's faintly supernatural.

FBI intern forgot that the bullet engraving is supposed to read "OwO" not "uwu." Should've double-checked the KnowYourMeme page, boys!

Most zoomers won't remember and it would take like two hours to explain, but in 2016 there were so many reality-bending synchronicities involving Trump's campaign and 4chan memes that it really did feel like great cosmic wheels were turning. This is a faint echo of those times.

Here's a hot culture war take for you: the types of people who mock conservatives for "being scared of cities" also tend to be absurdly terrified of rural areas and think they'll be shot dead at a gas station for having a rainbow flag bumper sticker or something.

Always been intrigued by this Reddit story from someone who says he's been encountering the same guy all over the world throughout his entire life.

Did you guys know that the word "daily" in the Lord's Prayer is a wild-guess translation of a Greek word found nowhere else but in the Gospels, and no one actually knows what it means???

The most memorable part of the Biden presidency has always been its dreamlike atmosphere. For years we've bobbed along in a sea of odd, inexplicable imagery with the sense that we are no longer quite in the real world. Fittingly, it's ended as a dream would, simply fading away.

The Peanut incident is like a G-rated version of Ruby Ridge.

Babylonian astrology was the longest scientific undertaking in history with around 800 years of detailed nightly measurements which also gave us the base-12 system for measuring time, so of course the "I f**king love science" crowd dismisses it with a scoff and an eye-roll.

Now here is the type of content you can only get on /x/ (the other X), anon is committing B&Es to verify his hunch that the population is smaller than we're led to believe:

Doing some deep Ariana Grande research and turns out she once told a reporter there's a cemetery in Kansas City that the Pope refuses to fly over because it's a gateway to Hell and she herself became possessed by demons after visiting it. Lots to unpack here.

That "Raised by Narcissists" subreddit is such an obvious cult. They have a huge list of acronyms and terminology you're expected to memorize, aggressively ban dissenting opinions, force people to see every incident of their lives through one specific frame. Synanon type shit.

My only take on Fuentes is that he has a world-class radio voice, easily on par with the greats (Cronkite, Limbaugh, et al). He was put on this Earth to rant into a microphone. Hard to believe he's a zoomer; sounds like I should be listening to him while driving to work in 1992.

this is what they did to Kenosha, in case it has slipped anyone's mind:

I read that listening to the sound of bees buzzing is used to treat PTSD in war vets so I played a bee-buzzing video on loop all night and it unlocked calm and peaceful memories that I didn't even know I possessed. Take the beepill, bros.

Lol yes, stunning... the one that really broke my brain was footage of Trump on "The Apprentice" at a conference table saying, "Who's that guy on the far right? Oh, it's Pepe."

Meanwhile on /x/

One of the greatest psy-ops of our age is how greasy little goblins like this will pop into existence with 80K followers and book deals with major publishers while having vague and incoherent backstories, and they just lead the discourse around like pied pipers of the algorithm.

I want to know what's going on with this dude whenever these expressions of pure, abject terror pass over his face. Does he forget who he is for a couple seconds? Is he mildly schizoid? Is he seeing ghosts and spirits of people he's wronged?

This was tremendously f**ked up actually. In the old days it'd result in a fine and possibly a lesson learned; now it's subject to mockery & in-depth analysis by millions round the Earth till the person's suicide appears in your TL as a little digestif to hit the Like button on.

2nd only to this:

Cool idea and makes it funnier that he seemed uncomfortable when confronted, like the angel wasn't expecting that to happen.

The therapy cult that slowly took over America the past 20 years is so insidious. It's impossible to research because all the search results are geared toward the pro-therapy side but everyone knows or has heard of someone who's literally hooked on therapy like a junkie on smack.

The problem is that "OwO notices bulge" is a meme all of its own and anyone familiar with it would not confuse it with "uwu." "

the Hamilton Morris series where he goes into the deepest Amazon wearing designer shoes and skinny jeans to trip on frog venom remains probably the funniest thing I've ever seen, the YT comments roasting him make it that much funnier

10+ years in schizo conspiracy land and "Elsagate" remains the most disturbing thing I've ever encountered by far, a huge interconnected network traceable to at least 2014 of videos designed to introduce young children to disturbing and violent medical-themed content.

It just occurred to me that this is kind of similar to the plot of Journey to the End of the Night.

People were recreating the plane scene in the background of Shia Lebouf's HWNDU livestream, how do you even explain this these days.

how is he so much cooler than his dad? it's mind-boggling

Deep into /x/ again and someone linked to this study showing that the post-covid vibe shift is not just in your head; people have gotten measurably colder and meaner:

Very intense moment in my life was in 2011 when I was tripping on psychedelics in my apartment parking lot at midnight and my elderly neighbor saw me and called me into his garage, where he proceeded to lay out boxes of UFO research and told me all about his abduction experience.

If you still have doubts that we live in some kind of simulation, consider that a woman named Unity Valkyrie Freeman-Mitford, born in London but conceived in the town Swastika, Ontario, became close personal friends with Adolf Hitler. Every detail from her life is insane.

True Detective was so bad it's an actual scandal lol, it might take a while but eventually there will be some thinkpieces about what went on internally at HBO to get this mess approved and who paid off the critics.

My heart sunk for a moment till I saw that Old Farmer's will keep going. We're on thin ice.

B-B-BUT THAT'S ASTRONOMY, sputters the soyjack, yes and it was their belief in the gods that compelled them to do this; astrology has shaped your environment and language and the way you think and perceive, but sadly there is no way to get this through your gooning reddit mind.

Lol yes, I forgot about the sundown cities discourse. There were people on here saying there's one in Rhode Island.

It has to be some kind of deliberate cosmic joke that Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis looked like slightly different versions of the same guy, right? Or was it actually the same guy running around switching costumes and makeup? Like what the hell is this...

Reading about this teenage French girl's hypermnesia mind palace that's currently being studied by scientists: parisbraininstitute.org/news…

It's hard to take this stuff seriously when zoomers are so oneshotted by the therapy-industrial complex that they're pathologizing every aspect of life itself. We found out just today that they consider imagination a type of disease.

They basically shot themselves in the foot by creating the most catchy earworm jingle of all time that still echoes in people's heads almost 20 years later. Genius marketing that didn't take an imploding economy into account.

why couldn't they have gone with something like this FFS?

Been haunted by this post ever since I saw it. Praying for a robe-wearing subculture to take off soon because I can no longer bear the thought of wearing tight, constricting clothes but I also don't want to look like a retard. Once again our ancestors knew what they were doing.

I like how his hand is supposed to be placed over his heart but the generator miscalculated and put it over his belly like he just finished a particularly satisfying burger, very American image

The genius staffer who decided to have him sip a beer at a Duluth brewery for some good blue-collar optics forgot that he's on 37 different medications.

lol this reminds me of Bill Watterson's soap opera strips

This is a great analogy lol.

I think the explanation for that was covid "social distancing" and it led to some really bizarre campaign moments as well. As I recall, he did most of his campaigning from a basement.

Au contraire, Kansas is both the exact geographic and spiritual center of the United States (hence 'Bleeding Kansas' was the prelude to the Civil War). The state feels so liminal and eerie because it's literally the nation's subconscious where contradictory vibes collide.

YouTube let international pedo rings upload fetish content with total impunity for like 15 years (which is still going on btw) so I highly doubt this is about protecting kids. Browse the top posts on /r/elsagate for a quick refresher on how bad things really are.

images like these sum up the entire early 21st century in ways words never could

If I show up for a teeth cleaning and my dentist looks like this I'm suddenly remembering that I switched insurance providers and rescheduling.

Once again our intrepid and hard-hitting media has bravely acknowledged what people were discussing on internet forums over a decade ago; I don't know what we'd do without them.

JK Rowling absolutely rocks. Almost no other author has managed to send entire generations into a state of permanent psychological frenzy. You've got to rank her alongside Salman Rushdie and maybe even Galileo for the amount of controversy she has generated.

Remember when the NYPost published this picture of a Ghislaine Maxwell sighting but then an ad company announced the pic was 100% doctored because they never had a Good Boys poster on that bus stop? Why do we have to live in a surreal dreamscape? Why can't things just make sense?

After studying aesthetics all day, I've learned that PizzaHutCore has an actual name. It's called Gay Nineties Revival because it was intentionally modeled after 1890s design (the original 'gay nineties'). Kind of a lame term for such powerful vibes. We need something better.

Notice how casually he tosses out this admission, like he doesn't think of it as a secret shame but rather a fun anecdote. He probably considers 'reading' an eccentric hobby, like birdwatching. Expect to see more and more of this type of thing. He's a representative of Normiedom.

There's going to be a huge propaganda push against reading very soon. We're already in the early stages. The remaining few dozen Americans who like to read will be shamed and smeared; libs will call it colonialist or something and the transhumanist techbros will call it outdated.

Jogging was 100% a boomer invention, I once asked my boomer parents if they could imagine anyone from their own parents' generation "going for a jog" and they laughed out loud and said it would have been unthinkable.

Xers invented the fanatical worship of pop culture that only continued with Millennials. You didn't see Boomers obsessing over, like, Gunsmoke or Bonanza into late middle age.

Crazy right

My parents had friends who were into caving and when they showed me pictures I was utterly disgusted, never respected them again. Basically all cultures consider the Earth's innards to be a habitation for evil spirits; if you're drawn to them there's something wrong with you.

This Steiner book is wild.

Covid was definitely way worse. The 9/11 social tensions and paranoia were annoying (Don't you want to BOMB THE BAD GUYS? Don't you want to be SAFE???) but covid cranked these things to levels I didn't know were possible while creating a permanent cult of extreme hypochondriacs.

To be completely honest I've mostly just been living out step #4 repeatedly for ten years like 'Groundhog Day.'

I always enjoy these occult symbols at the beginning of "holly wood" movies letting you know that your mind and emotions are about to be heavily manipulated via sorcery.

In Britain you can send a figment of your imagination to the newspapers and they'll print it as if it's real.

Getting older is such a strange experience because there are constantly new batches of fully grown adults popping up who don't remember or know anything prior to five years ago. It's like you are surrounded with ever increasing numbers of amnesiacs.

I'm wondering at what point the government will have no choice but to declare this a new religion, these people are so committed to the lifestyle that some kind of lawsuit re: accommodating them seems inevitable

the thing I really miss about these is how you could chew on the little antenna

It's kind of like when you watch "V for Vendetta" and they've nailed every aspect of the tech dystopia except for the part where England has turned into a theocracy that jails gay people, which is so laughably absurd that it nearly ruins the movie

It is literally so insane that they found the bodies of a bunch of children buried underneath Ben Franklin's house and scholars just handwaved it away with, "Eh, his roommate was into anatomy and he had to do a bit of graverobbing, it's fine."

You know how in 2009 there were all these fringe political cults simmering on Tumblr that erupted into the mainstream years later? It's happening again with AI. People are worshipping LLMs as gods and claiming to have sex with them on obscure subreddits. It's about to get so bad.

Yeah this is pretty weird man

lawyer looks like a character from Animal House

I'm guessing the same guards who got fired for sleeping through Epstein's suicide found new jobs with the NY transit system and blew it again

Re: songs discourse, it's interesting that 1950s music still gets plenty of airtime yet almost nothing from before then. The only 1940s hits you're likely to hear are White Christmas or Sentimental Journey. I doubt almost anyone could name a pop song from the '30s. A hard cutoff.

Babe wake up another vaguely apocalyptic omen dropped

The most bizarre part of it all was the hyper-focus on medical themes specifically. Clearly a group of people had planned, and put tons of effort and money into, videos centered around dentistry, surgery, and medical implements, aimed directly at very young kids.

yeah, that's what Al Qaeda was thinking all right, she nailed it

House would have given Chase so much shit for Australia going full police state

I distinctly remember 4chan discovering these Flash games in 2014 and launching an investigation into who was making them (they didn't get very far; the idea of an AI was floated). The MSM finally picked up on it in 2016 when these videos were dominating YouTube.

This is basically my worst nightmare come to life. Naturehead moots, this is a DEFCON 1 emergency. We are bringing 1970s-style environmentalism back starting today.

I love this thread on /r/aliens where people describe encounters with what they believe to be entities disguised as humans; this is the type of content the internet was made for.

Smurfs is the most occulted cartoon of all time. An all-male commune of gnomes wearing Phrygian caps (led by a Father) assailed by an evil wizard who creates a female Smurfette out of clay to sow discord among them. It's literally a surviving vestige of the Mithraic religion.

That was so weird. He claimed he was trying to prove British banks were profiting off the sex trade, which is easy enough to believe whether or not he was guilty. Not sure where I land on that one yet, haven't read enough about it.

This was quite possibly the most insane thing to ever air on the mainstream news. How else do you even interpret this other than as a rare announcement from the unseen warden echoing through the prison courtyard?

he's a year out from extreme sensitivity to light and a constant craving for blood

Lmfao it's perfect. Scrooge McDuck hours over here.

If anyone wants to go down a schizo rabbit hole about Face-Changing, I recommend this nearly three-hour YouTube video where an autistic man lays out the case that the most talented stage magicians are using actual sorcery (Face-Changing comes in at 3:55). piped.video/watch?v=7fKrFeX8…

This sounds like it could be the obituary of the average American these days.

Decided to make a 🧵 about my top ten favorite omens over the past decade. I don't see enough omen-posting on this site, and there've been some real bangers. It's high time for a compilation.

my favorite board by far

This image seems like subliminal messaging the more I look at it. A white wolf staring at you, shutting down higher-order cognition. 𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸, 𝑒̵𝑥̵𝑡̵𝑖̵𝑛̵𝑐̵𝑡̵, 10,000 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠, 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟. A reference to Rome, the word "dire." What are these media hypnotists up to?

This is one of those images that you have to save in your documents for 7 years across multiple devices while having faith that one day there'll be a reason to use it

Responding to this like "I went for a walk"

It's so totally grotesque that I can hardly wrap my head around it

Just saw this. Here’s my honest review. I knew going in that in order to enjoy it, I’d have to do alchemy on my brain and fully transform myself into a ‘No Kings’ Boomer who’s been in cryogenic stasis for 50 years and thinks the world is run by secret societies of KKK anti-miscegenationists (and not, say, gay San Francisco AI-worshipping transhumanists) and that Free Borders, Free Bodies, Free Choices (?) is a coherent political ideology. Somehow I managed to do that, and I will say, in the film’s favor, that it manages to avoid being a three-hour lecture via fast-paced action with a heavy emphasis on physical comedy. If you go into this with the mindset that it’s basically a Looney Tunes cartoon chase with Leo DiCaprio and Sean Penn in the roles of Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog, respectively (and they both give genuinely cartoonish performances, very funny), it’s a good romp so far as it goes. A fun diversion, an entertaining piece of fluff. I thought the final sequence with a meandering chase through lonely desert roads was a particularly cool and classy piece of filmmaking and wished it was in a movie not quite so goddamned stupid. More interesting than the plot or “message” is what’s suspiciously absent. The movie is desperately trying to appear relevant with references to colonialism and land-acknowledgments and such, but it stridently, carefully avoids mentioning something that’s been VERY prominent in left-wing discourse since October 7th, 2023. I’m not going to see this twice to be sure, but I don’t think I saw any you-know-what flags in the scenes of black-bloc antifa protests which seems like a hilarious oversight. Also noteworthy that the score is by the Radiohead frontman, which I believe lately has come out as a vociferously pro-Isreal band—tsk tsk! So the ultimate lesson I took from the film is that anti-fascist Revolution is necessary and good right up to the point where it might ‘rock the boat’ a little too much with your Hollywood financial backers—which is, I suppose, a timely and relevant message after all. Anyway, to sum up, I should probably read ‘Vineland.’

Can't wait for the arguments: "A human is anyone who calls themselves a human. Some humans have a CPU. Others have brain matter."

This is like some monkey's paw thing. I spent years wishing we weren't bombarded by obnoxiously woke advertisements all the time, but at no point was I thinking the ads should be more "based." I was thinking the marketing industry should die. The universe misinterpreted my wish.