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Cape Town, South Africa
After a certain tax bracket, im leaving social media bruh
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Niggas who only know Purple Rain are talking crazy today.
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Asap rocky need to explain to me how he thought it would be a flex to brag about fucking the baby mama of someone who fucked his baby mama
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Replying to @rishipuff
Music has been around since the beginning of time. We can't expect everyone to make things up from thin air. Samples and interpolations are good
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Replying to @t_sadiity
Drugging a nigga is crazy
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Drake will never ever waste bar in his life. Best rapper of his generation
“I’m out in Tokyo cuz I’m big in Japan” naw this is a SLICK mf man
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Drake is "corny" but Kendrick can see tupac in his dreams. Ok man
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Replying to @SaintJx2
That side eye is crazy
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There's a group of individuals who would call you a loser for not buying those tickets
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Sure buddy
Ryeal 🧊🇿🇦
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Replying to @wendizzle__
Bro saw wholesome family content and said this
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He was checking for Serena back when the entire internet was calling her a man. Then you got a mini Neanderthal saying he hates black women.
Serena Williams side eyeing Rihanna while Drake performs peak music.
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Drake doing nothing and still being discussed for weeks on end. Walahi i know a winner when i see one.
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Bro said not on my watch😭😭😭😭
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Him and his friends are wordsmiths and we dont talk enough about that
I love this caption lol
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Rappers diss Drake just so they can make music like him. Hilarious man
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They said Drake was being dumb for suing but now Umg and Billboard are acting like retards in front of all of us
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Replying to @ultragloss
When I speak because I can
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Replying to @drizzyys
She probably a good listener
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Its almost like they're mad at Drake for not being bummed out about the beef. its like they mad he's not down lmaooooooo
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Hours ago: "Why would he sue for payola instead of defamation" Now: "Why is he suing for defamation. it's rap" ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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Dancing to a pedo song while your husband is facing pedo charges. Unprecedented brainrot we're witnessing
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Kendrick Lamar if he was a girl
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Somebody said the blacker the activism The whiter the wife
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Pusha T once said Drake writes like Nas. Kendrick is now calling Drake MJ. These niggas love him.
“Prince outlived Mike Jack” So Kendrick basically said that Drake is greater then him. Real
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They cooked somebody for saying mothers hate their daughters
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3 things are guaranteed in life. 1) Taxes 2) Kendrick getting grammys for opening his mouth. 3) Drake being the greatest rapper ever
Drake couldn’t even start performing because the crowd was cheering too loudly for him
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Replying to @BlackStalinist
Remember when they said you look like you snuck on earth.
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Replying to @dyingscribe
Saved him some great character development
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Replying to @angie_goodwood
He knew the backlash from lying like that
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Drake when im happy. Drake when im sad. Drake when im ON. Drake when im bored. Just Drake
I be wondering what dudes listen to when they hurting😭😭😭😭
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This is with kids in general. Easily influenced. Thats why nobody should have kids. We should all have dogs and cats and rabbits
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Replying to @Son_ImSleep
R kelly - pedo Kodak - sex offender Future - bad father Niggas that Kendrick has been about LMFAO
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O shea Jackson always running his mouth about Drake. Its always a dude with a failed career.
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Lupe Fiasco says something negative about Kendrick: He has a personal grudge Joe budden or hip hop media say something negative about Drake: They are providing criticism. Drake is soft
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SchoolboyQ fighting to perform in a flooding city. I know a retard when i see one
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Rappers and hip hop media were dogpiling Drake a minute. They quiet about Diddy now. Thats how I know they was lying about Aubrey.
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Gone die fashionably early if you don't check them tires.
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Reminder that he dated SZA and Serena before the surgeries.
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A haircut
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Im a Drake fan getting ready to listen to Drake music. Do you know who else is preparing to listen? People who said they're done with him
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Yeah he faces unique problems. He has to cater to every segment of his fans + his own personal preferences. Tough stuff.
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Replying to @Awesomegirl2213
Gifs that can cause epileptic seizures at that
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He bodied that guy and then all of a sudden accounts created in May 2024 started getting hit tweets telling us he lost. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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His "i know something that you dk" face was too prominent fr
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They dropping albums in his name. Cliqued up in his name. Held concerts in his name. Made bots in his name. Charted in his name. Broke records in his name. Excusing DV in his name. The industry is one big church...praising the 6 God.
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Push dissed 40 and both his parents died. Slow roast karma
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Replying to @ycsm1n
Cook. Girl did NOT want to do that
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You dont have to look at Drake fan pages or blogs anymore. Find your nearest Drake hater and you will see all the latest Drake news
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I am a war general, seasoned in preparation. My jacket is covered in medals, honor and decoration
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Replying to @MobzWorld
According to Twitter, Meg the stallion is the only meg in the world and people arent allowed to clarify who they're talking about
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Replying to @zond0_
Unexpected sex is crazy. Just say no.
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Much better written than Watch The Party die
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"RIP mom" "My gRIP harder"
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All Drake albums are concept albums. He just doesn't outrightly say it. Either you get it or you dont.
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I think its pretty lame to use a worst possible scenario to disagree with a tweet that clearly wasn't going that route
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Replying to @itsjijixo
The people pressuring you to do this to people you love are most likely consuming starbucks food daily.
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West Coast Savior🔥🔥🔥
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Nah gang wym NLU is nominated for the same award twice? in 2 years? 😭😭😭umg gotta pay for their sins man 🤣🤣🤣
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Did any of those hip hop blogs post what BlocBoy said
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i just realized the one man gesture😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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It was a different time tbh. Not condoning it.
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Replying to @moneyymaya
Getting slapped for multiple offenses against women is real divine power
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For clarity, MJ clears buddy
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Foolio died from the culture that Kendrick is protecting.
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Replying to @crypuzi
Using a Hitler example to explain himself ...is hilarious 😭😭😭😭
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😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹Dj Busturd
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Replying to @jiggyjayy2
Why was they having that conversation like it was nothing major. Hollywood was going crazy
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"I am a war general seasoned in preparation. My jacket is covered in medals. Honors and decoration" Is the coldest thing said in this beef
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People who were weird about Drake keeping his kid away from the spotlight are defending kids being away from the spotlight.
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Replying to @dyingscribe
Letting it happen is so crazy. She's leaving him, he might as well get something out of it
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Replying to @itsavibe
When Drake wrote Joe a paragraph they said Drake was hurt because Joe told the truth. Lets see that energy reciprocated here.
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Bad blood as a first number 1 song is hilarious
All of Kendrick Lamar's #1 hits on the Hot 100: #1 Bad Blood with @taylorswift13 #1 HUMBLE. #1 Like That with @1future & @MetroBoomin
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Replying to @chribdotnet
Similar to the ads that fill your whole screen. Or the ones that open new tabs. At some point we need to boycott
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Replying to @certifiedjared
A man's wife posted cryptic texts about not enjoying life and having internal turmoil. But Twitter will say this is not a sign of anything
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Replying to @amazingmomo_
Are you insinuating that she can't compete with him? How is female rap gonna grow if this is the views you hold
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Im 107 billion dollars away from being richer than Bill Gates
Taylor Swift is now less than 10 billion streams from surpassing Drake as the artist with the most overall streams in Spotify history.
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Replying to @LeValRC @HeroStar_
Why is every line worse than the previous
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Hip hop media discoursing more about Drake's courtside comments, than Kanye's sexual assault charges, Diddy and Metro Boomin. lol
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Replying to @RishThatIs @285Slim
He got PTSD from this app. He doesn't realize you were on his side
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Everybody knows Drake's story. His upbringing. His parents. His relationships. Dont tell me about storytelling mfs.
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Not Like Us is a bunch of bullshit man.
‘my mama pray for you’ is the realest thing ever 🥲🥲🥲 drake meeting solomon kehinde who plays michael in ‘the office movers’ 🦉
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Kanye got 1 million sexual assault allegations but Drake is who the hip hop media is discussing.
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Taylor Made Freestyle is iconic. Top 2 after Family Matters. Genius move all round
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Whats going on. Am i seeing people actively hate their unborn baby boys
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Average Kendrick fan in the replies saying Drake is quitting hip hop. These the same people who act smart for listening to a midget🐶💔
“Rap Is A Joke” — Drake
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Kendrick said Rihanna, Teyana Taylor and SZA are like men. He compared black women to men
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Drake said kenny doesn't put on for his city. Kenny tried to disprove that. Now his features are homeless. crazy
Putting you on A song with A big Artist is A opportunity for you it’s on you what happens next moving forward
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Replying to @itsreneilwemol
The loves that come after are not as intense as the first. Niggas can still love, but not stupidly like before.
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Replying to @OsoDo2Much
Kendrick is the only person hitting women
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Replying to @communalgenus
infantilizing her makes it easy to shift blame
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Replying to @Ty27AV @anggxoxxx
Just last week it was threads about how valentines gifts are thoughtful gestures. Today its not thoughtful to twerk on celebs
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Replying to @smoothmelanin
She with him before and after. She's a real one
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Drake is suing corps for peddling lies. Corps are now scared of him. And somehow he's in the wrong according to hennessey and snapback twitter
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Replying to @aubreysattorney
"that drake and pnd"
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They saw ozempic and a maybach glove and that didn't signal something to them. That's actually so crazy 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Metro was calling people pedos because he got asked for music.... When he was already working on music.
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Whats your favorite track on the album?
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