i come here for the jokes. i could never see these things in real life. i am a parody. Views expressed are my own or your mother's
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Asap rocky need to explain to me how he thought it would be a flex to brag about fucking the baby mama of someone who fucked his baby mama
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Music has been around since the beginning of time. We can't expect everyone to make things up from thin air. Samples and interpolations are good
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There's a group of individuals who would call you a loser for not buying those tickets
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Ryeal 🧊🇿🇦
He was checking for Serena back when the entire internet was calling her a man. Then you got a mini Neanderthal saying he hates black women.
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Drake doing nothing and still being discussed for weeks on end. Walahi i know a winner when i see one.
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They said Drake was being dumb for suing but now Umg and Billboard are acting like retards in front of all of us
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Its almost like they're mad at Drake for not being bummed out about the beef. its like they mad he's not down lmaooooooo
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Hours ago: "Why would he sue for payola instead of defamation"
Now: "Why is he suing for defamation. it's rap"
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Dancing to a pedo song while your husband is facing pedo charges. Unprecedented brainrot we're witnessing
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Drake when im happy. Drake when im sad. Drake when im ON. Drake when im bored. Just Drake
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This is with kids in general. Easily influenced. Thats why nobody should have kids. We should all have dogs and cats and rabbits
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R kelly - pedo
Kodak - sex offender
Future - bad father
Niggas that Kendrick has been about LMFAO
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O shea Jackson always running his mouth about Drake. Its always a dude with a failed career.
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Lupe Fiasco says something negative about Kendrick: He has a personal grudge
Joe budden or hip hop media say something negative about Drake: They are providing criticism. Drake is soft
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SchoolboyQ fighting to perform in a flooding city. I know a retard when i see one
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Rappers and hip hop media were dogpiling Drake a minute. They quiet about Diddy now. Thats how I know they was lying about Aubrey.
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Im a Drake fan getting ready to listen to Drake music. Do you know who else is preparing to listen? People who said they're done with him
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Yeah he faces unique problems. He has to cater to every segment of his fans + his own personal preferences.
Tough stuff.
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He bodied that guy and then all of a sudden accounts created in May 2024 started getting hit tweets telling us he lost. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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They dropping albums in his name.
Cliqued up in his name.
Held concerts in his name.
Made bots in his name.
Charted in his name.
Broke records in his name.
Excusing DV in his name.
The industry is one big church...praising the 6 God.
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You dont have to look at Drake fan pages or blogs anymore. Find your nearest Drake hater and you will see all the latest Drake news
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I am a war general, seasoned in preparation.
My jacket is covered in medals, honor and decoration
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According to Twitter, Meg the stallion is the only meg in the world and people arent allowed to clarify who they're talking about
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Much better written than Watch The Party die
J. COLE
PORT ANTONIO
🚨OUT NOW🚨
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All Drake albums are concept albums. He just doesn't outrightly say it. Either you get it or you dont.
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I think its pretty lame to use a worst possible scenario to disagree with a tweet that clearly wasn't going that route
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The people pressuring you to do this to people you love are most likely consuming starbucks food daily.
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Nah gang wym NLU is nominated for the same award twice? in 2 years? 😭😭😭umg gotta pay for their sins man 🤣🤣🤣
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Why was they having that conversation like it was nothing major. Hollywood was going crazy
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"I am a war general seasoned in preparation. My jacket is covered in medals. Honors and decoration"
Is the coldest thing said in this beef
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People who were weird about Drake keeping his kid away from the spotlight are defending kids being away from the spotlight.
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Letting it happen is so crazy. She's leaving him, he might as well get something out of it
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When Drake wrote Joe a paragraph they said Drake was hurt because Joe told the truth. Lets see that energy reciprocated here.
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Bad blood as a first number 1 song is hilarious
All of Kendrick Lamar's #1 hits on the Hot 100:
#1 Bad Blood with @taylorswift13
#1 HUMBLE.
#1 Like That with @1future & @MetroBoomin
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Similar to the ads that fill your whole screen. Or the ones that open new tabs. At some point we need to boycott
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A man's wife posted cryptic texts about not enjoying life and having internal turmoil. But Twitter will say this is not a sign of anything
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Are you insinuating that she can't compete with him? How is female rap gonna grow if this is the views you hold
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Hip hop media discoursing more about Drake's courtside comments, than Kanye's sexual assault charges, Diddy and Metro Boomin. lol
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Bro this guy is insane man
open.spotify.com/track/42m3e…
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Everybody knows Drake's story. His upbringing. His parents. His relationships. Dont tell me about storytelling mfs.
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Kanye got 1 million sexual assault allegations but Drake is who the hip hop media is discussing.
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Average Kendrick fan in the replies saying Drake is quitting hip hop. These the same people who act smart for listening to a midget🐶💔
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Kendrick said Rihanna, Teyana Taylor and SZA are like men. He compared black women to men
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The loves that come after are not as intense as the first. Niggas can still love, but not stupidly like before.
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Just last week it was threads about how valentines gifts are thoughtful gestures. Today its not thoughtful to twerk on celebs
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Drake is suing corps for peddling lies. Corps are now scared of him. And somehow he's in the wrong according to hennessey and snapback twitter
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They saw ozempic and a maybach glove and that didn't signal something to them. That's actually so crazy 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Metro was calling people pedos because he got asked for music.... When he was already working on music.
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