26 | Bears Fan (9-3) | Psych Nurse | Conservationist | Montani Semper Liberi 🥾⛰️
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Their culture operates on shame, rather than guilt. The West operates on guilt. It’s why people are made to feel guilty for their actions. Eastern cultures operate on shame. They don’t want to bring shame on themselves or their family. Stealing would cause shame.
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No wife. No children to be seen. Just a lonely man doing lat raises alone while watching a fake fire on the TV. This does not look hard. It looks pathetic.
And no amount of materialism changes that.
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I can’t get over Darrell Taylor getting the sack and forcing the fumble, then just slowly walking off the field like nothing happened 💀😂
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1.) Should have been a flag by the rules.
2.) Shouldn’t be against the rules.
Both can be true.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The Chicago #Bears have hired Calvin Johnson Jr. to be an assistant WR coach.
Another HUGE addition to the Bears coaching staff, and Megatron gets to get his feet wet in the coaching scene.
🐻⬇️
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Marc Trestman got fired.
We were left with Cutler.
Hired John Fox.
John Fox wanted a new QB.
We go get Trubisky.
John Fox got fired.
Hired Matt Nagy.
Matt Nagy wanted a new QB.
We go get Fields.
Matt Nagy gets fired.
Hired Matt Eberflus. < You are here
Matt Eberflus wanted a new QB.
We go get _______.
Matt Eberflus gets fired.
Hired ___________.
POVERTY ORGANIZATION
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Yeah, because when I’m out and about and hear kids screaming and crying and car horns blaring, my first thought is “Man, wouldn’t it be nice if a dog was barking too?”
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NFL
I hate the Packers more than every Lions fan in existence, but this is just egregiously dirty.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The Chicago Bears are finalizing the finishing touches to sign Olin Kruetz to be their next OL Coach.
I am told Ben Johnson and Kevin Warren reached out and mended bridges between Kruetz and the organization.
A big win for Chicago!
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Poles’ biggest L wasn’t Claypool. It wasn’t Roquan Smith. It wasn’t Velus Jones Jr. It wasn’t even his lack of IOL investment.
It was letting Monty walk. This offense would be MUCH better off with a powerback that can play smash-mouth football.
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And before I start seeing elitist comments like, “We’re just used to it”, I need to know how much joy you even have watching sports if the peak of the game only has you grinning like you found a penny on heads.
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Hot Take: If you’re NOT from Chicago and have followed the Bears this entire time, your support is more impressive than a native Chicagoan.
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Coach Prime and his mom hyping up Colorado during pregame and The Rock is just casually in the background nodding his head. 😂😤💪🏼
GIMME MY THEME MUSIC 🔥🔥
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Their team just won the NBA Finals and they’re dapping each other up like they got a free appetizer at Chili’s.
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BREAKING: Today after practice, Ben Johnson spoke with team veterans regarding “sloppy play”.
He reportedly informed Cole Kmet that he will be “cutting off a finger for every appearance” he has on a podcast before August.
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“And with that Indianapolis will extend their lead to 2 TDs to make it 21-6.”
Me:
ALL reaction videos
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2023 QB Stats v. Justin Fields
𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 ☄️
Fields - 1143
Burrow - 1045
Lamar - 1030
Dak - 908
Hurts - 1262
Mahomes - 1287
𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗗𝘀 🏈
Fields - 11
Allen - 11
Tua - 11
Mahomes - 10
Hurts - 6
Burrow - 5
Kirk - 13
𝗜𝗡𝗧𝘀 🚫
Fields - 5
Allen - 5
Tua - 5
Hurts - 4
Mahomes - 4
D Jones - 6
𝗤𝗕𝗥 💣
Fields - 95.4
Lamar - 93.9
Lawrence - 91.8
Hurts - 91.4
Love - 88
Mahomes - 96
If you’re gunning for Caleb Williams right now, you’re apart of the reason we haven’t had stability at QB…well…ever.
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Week 3: Caleb Williams Legacy Game 📈
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328 Yards
3 TDs
0 INTs
48 Rushing Yards
CLAIM IT BEARS FANS 🐻⬇️
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Roquan Smith is a Superstar X Factor 96 overall in Madden 24.
TJ Edwards is only a Star dev trait, and an 83 overall.
Edwards leads Smith in every relevant LB stat.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Bears tax!
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If they did this during our first game, we could have been rid of Eberflus sooner!
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We just ignore her punching him in the back of the head like 40 times before he did that? 😂
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Fuck Iran.
Fuck Israel.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers.
God bless the United States!
God bless the Chicago Bears!
🐻⬇️
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He’s noticeably improving game-by-game. That’s exactly what we need to see from a rookie QB.
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Roger Goodell could announce after the kickoff of the Super Bowl that the game is forfeit and Chicago wins. The moment the game ended, I’d be headbutting walls with joy.
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Plastic laundry detergent containers are one of most difficult plastic items to recycle because of the chemicals used. The bags inside of these would have a much smaller footprint in the environment if unable to be recycled.
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But good news Celtics fans! I hear the Chiefs are having a good camp, and the Yankees are doing well! No word on Alabama yet though.
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Until teleportation is invented, fans still have to walk back to their cars in Minnesota.
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Amon Ra St Brown: The next time we’ll see you is if you guys make the playoffs.
EQ St Brown: Yeah. You guys would hate to see us. We have your number.
🥱🥱🥱
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You should narrate the video and write it down. It would read like schizo writings
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Ben doing the little autistic rock back and forth tells me that he has some devilish plans for how to use Loveland.
Trust in Ben 🫡
🗣️ "You’re exactly what we’re looking for"
The moment @colstonlovelan1 became a Bear
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Madden devs realizing they can’t just make Chicago a 78 OVR, unplayable team again this year
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Ryan Poles is a Top 5 GM
1.) Inherited $93 MILLION in dead cap, and turned it into 850K in less than 2 years.
2.) Inherited $5 million in cap space, and turned it into $63 million.
3.) Took a 6-11 team, tore it down and trimmed some fat, and the team is looking to improve on that mark less than 2 years later.
4.) DJ Moore + Gervon Dexter Sr + Tyrique Stevenson + 2024 #1 OVR Pick + 2025 2nd Rd Pick FOR Bryce Young
5.) Took the OL from 32nd to Top 10
6.) Traded for Montez Sweat
7.) Took the Defense from 32nd to Top 5
8.) Increased depth and is still doing so
9.) Hired Ian Cunningham who will net us TWO additional 3rd rounders when he leaves this year.
10.) Completely avoided panicking and overpaying FAs
11.) Resigned Kmet to a great deal
12.) STOLE TJ Edwards
13.) Acted swiftly to address workplace misconduct and righted a wrong
14.) DJ MOORE ….. again
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3 Draft Picks in Top 42
5 Draft Picks in Top 100
Ian Cunningham about to get us two R3 comp picks.
Ben Johnson is my Head Coach.
Dennis Allen is my DC.
Caleb Williams is my QB.
Roman Reigns SZN 💥
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Don’t understand this at all. A win is a win. Injuries are apart of the game, and the Jones situation is self-inflicted.
Lions got a good win. Just give them their credit.
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✶ ✶ ✶ ✶
WARNING TO ALL BEARS FANS
DO NOT SH*T ON THE PACKERS SELECTION OF JORDAN MORGAN.
THE LAST TIME WE GAVE THEM HELL ABOUT PICKING A GUY NAMED JORDAN, THINGS DID NOT END WELL.
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Jon Hoke has been the CB Coach for Chicago since last season. Meaning he has directly developed Jaylon Johnson, Tyrique Stevenson, Jaquan Brisker, and Kyler Gordon.
In addition to that, he served in the same position for the Bears from 2009-2014, helping develop Charles Tillman, Major Wright, Tim Jennings, and Kyle Fuller.
He has experience calling an SEC defense, but never as an NFL DC.
Could Poles give him the nod to be elevated to DC? 🤔
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Who would have guessed a guy named “Toomer” would also be a locker room cancer in today’s league? Wow.
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Packers fans are in the “blame the WRs” stage of realizing their QB is mid. I’d know, because I’ve been there many times.
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It’s an HPV screening.
High Body County = Higher Possibility for Past Asymptomatic (no symptoms) HPV Infection
Past Asymptomatic HPV Infection = 90% more likely to contract cervical cancer
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If Jeanty is available at 10, I don’t see a situation where Poles passes on him.
Who wouldn’t want to pair the best QB prospect since Andrew Luck with the best RB prospect since Barry Sanders?
This is one of those rare cases when value supersedes need.
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Bears sticking with Eberflus.
Jordan Love playing like Rodgers.
Lions and Packers winning a playoff game.
Vikings only suck due to injuries.
Fanbase in a Civil War.
Mentions filled with Packers fans.
16 inches of snow coming my way.
I am at my breaking point.
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Caleb Williams told the NCAA that he would NO SHOW the Heisman Ceremony if he couldn’t bring his offensive line.
Tell me more about how Caleb is a bad teammate.
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