A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to yplac.co.uk/submit/. Buy our stuff here: yplac.co.uk/shop/
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I should add that you’ll find me as ‘therealyplac’ on BlueSky (someone’s already pinched the YPLAC account name).
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I had a heart attack near one of these, but REFUSED to use it. Started singing the national anthem instead and felt instantly better. The phonebox and postbox both gave me a round of applause.
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World Cup Singles. Upgraded to World Cup Doubles if you worked in pairs. "Penalties all round" for any fouls, handballs or any other indiscretions, etc.
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Perhaps these cars were left as a donation to help you practice water rescues from submerged vehicles? I’d take that line and run with it. 👍🏻
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Received our first aggressive DM on here yesterday. So that was nice. He appeared to be upset by a YPLAC sticker that he'd found on his car (after he'd parked like a c*** although he omitted to mention that bit). What a shame.
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The wardens are there to make sure people park legally, and that those who shop on the high street are safe from the bad parking of folks like you. Your ‘6 minutes’ of illegal parking could’ve endangered someone.
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Time for some 'angle-grinder' and 'how to extinguish burning vehicles' training, lads.
Taken this morning, parked right across the front of the bay door and on top of the "KEEP CLEAR" markings. Our forecourt is not a place to stop/park on, we have to have unimpeded access and egress from the station.
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Honestly, Matt, and I say this with pure compassion, you should seek some help. I’m sure your loved ones are worried about how far down this rabbit hole you’re going. Seriously.
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On the book's Amazon page, I've just killed myself laughing that all the "sponsored products related to this item" are all 'colouring-in books for adults'. 😅
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This apparently needs to be said. If you're walking in busy areas and need to stop, please pull over to the side of the f*cking footway and stop there. Don't do it at the top of stairs, or in the middle of a busy path. FFS. I'd hate to see how these people drive.
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Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa shark, do dooo do, d-d-d-doo-do, great--great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-gre...etc
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Thinking of swapping our name to You Park Like A Clarkson. #JeremyClarkson
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I was drinking at a pub when someone dropped and broke a glass. As it was one of those overpriced gastropubs, there were no gangs of lads present to give it a big cheer, or yell "sack the juggler". I cried all the way home.
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Is he going to repaint the car park lines so he's actually within the confines of a single space?
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Anyway. Where’s our blue tick? F*cked if I’m paying for one. These things should be given out on merit. All our hard work retweeting pics of people parking like cnuts.
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YVR airport station. Man rushed onto our train. Looking around the carriage, he said is [YPLAC name IRL] here? I piped up and he handed me my passport that I’d dropped on the platform a few seconds before boarding. Saved me a LOT of stress, that.
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In a meeting just now, and someone said "don't solutionise now, let's take it away", and I'm not sure that my hope for humanity has ever sunk so low. #solutionise
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If you had to age yourself by your latest habit, what would you use? Me, I’m “take my slippers to other people’s houses” years old.
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Middle of the day, I was on an empty train in south London with my then 2yo. 3 young scary types (you could smell the weed) got on & sat across the isle. Uh-oh. However, they proceeded to pull silly faces at my boy and make him laugh all the way to our stop. Top lads ❤️👍🏻
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Boss-level revenge here. Absolute applause for the Shaw Scaffolding Services #lads.
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This is such a glorious #wankpanzer trap :D
Two black SUV drivers who saw the No Entry signs at Dunquin saying 'Route for Pedestrians & Sheep only' & decided it didn't apply to them, one burnt out their clutch trying to reverse up before getting rescued by tractor 😆
@Wankpanzer
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Gambling is out of control. Ban the apps, ban the advertising. Ban the lobbying. Paying lip service to its problems with utterly toothless slogans like "when the fun stops, stop" would be laughable if the problem wasn't so serious.
"I still get emails from gambling companies saying 'Come back in, here's 100 free spins'. You wouldn't give an alcoholic 100 free shots of vodka if they stopped drinking. So why do we allow this to happen? It's a form of grooming."
@katierazz bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment…
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On the pavement, blocking a dropped kerb, DYLs and within 10m of a junction. That’s quite the parking violation. You’ve passed your 4x4 test with flying colours. 🥴👍🏻
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Instead of saying 8:35 as ‘twenty-five to nine’, my Dad says “five and twenty to nine”. WTAF.
Also says ‘suit’ as ‘seeyoot’, ‘theatre’ as ‘thee-etter’, ‘pizza’ as ‘pittsa’ and sticks a hard G in margarine for fuck knows why.
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Things you’re under no obligation to do, but failing to do them makes you look like a a c*nt:
1 - phoning a restaurant to cancel your reservation
2 - putting your trolley in the car park trolley bay
3 - wearing a mask in enclosed public spaces
Any others? #MaskUp
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Reported a disgusting racist on here yesterday - account full of white supremacist stuff including racist slurs. X’s response? “Nothing against our rules here. Thanks anyway though.”
I’ve never been so close to leaving.
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Jesus Christ. Is this the ultimate YPLAC?? It could well be. We don’t sell anything to do this sort of shithousery justice.
.@YPLAC £300K+ wankpanzer parked across not one but two disabled bays without a blue badge. Because how else would we know how wealthy and important this gobshite is. @Wankpanzer
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I totally pity your sad opinion. I want to know why you feel like this. Seriously. Once we discover the source of the rattling under the hood, we can perhaps get in there get the engine running nicely again.
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Haha. Fucking glorious. One improvement would've been for a more-savvy cameraman to pan round to Haunted Pencil MP's face at that exact moment. Gilding the lily, I know.
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Do they just not care? They'd start caring if there were serious consequences for doing this. And by that I mean consequences that would seriously inconvenience these people in lots of ways.
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What’s the most satisfying quiz question you’ve got right?
A cocky pub host once asked the crowd “what year did Mozart die?” Expecting no one to win the bottle of bubbly on offer. Bad move. I piped up “1791!” immediately (studied Mozart in German). His face 😂
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Folks, if you’ve shared pics with us, retweeted us, introduced us to a friend or bought any of our stuff this year, you’re hopefully reducing the number of cnut parkers in the world. Keep fighting the good fight, folks ❤️🎟
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#AnnabelGiles was a YPLAC fan and occasionally sent us pics of badly parked cars in her home town of Brighton. We messaged each other a few times and she was genuinely lovely and funny. Rest in peace. Very sad news indeed. 💓
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Petition for @kuntandthegang's "Boris Johnson is a F*cking C*nt" to be played at the close of play each evening on the BBC.
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