Straight out of the amazon. Legs for days, brain for seconds, zero chill, infinite plot armor.

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Top of the morning:
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Buying yourself nice things after working soooo hard >>>
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She’s a social worker with a degree in psychology who lives in Jamaica. She was a woman with a plan and his incarceration gave her the opportunity.
how did Vybz Kartel end up with a wife from north london ??
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I’m happy I grew up Caribbean at least we know when to unify not try to segregate ourselves from the same ppl we shared ancestors with.
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Things are never as bad as they seem once you learn to regulate your reaction and your emotions.
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To Sir With Love, - Sidney Poitier 🕊
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Y’all say if you want a man to leave you alone just ask him for money… Well he told me to come pick it up - Now what?
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Tainted Love ❤️
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39? ⁃Das Wild 😜 Getting older, but never boring! 🎂🎁🎈🎉🎊
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Everyone landing in JA, like this is some great show 🥴
Just landed in #Jamaica for coverage of #Melissa. Tune into @foxweather over the coming days & once again, FW is the leader in ground coverage for all weather events. #Foxweather #TSMelissa
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I don’t want no flickin AI on my WhatsApp; take it off rn
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Authentically Bahamian! Miss Bahamas 🇧🇸 at Miss Universe in a National Costume made with straw and crocus sack (burlap).
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You ever look at a message and be like; bruh, I’m exhausted leave me alone?!
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To the photographer that captured this! Well done - this one for the history books! 🤝🏽
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In her Sunday BEST! 👗
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Bahamians today:
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Best piece on Bay this morning! One Family.
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Replying to @5ShotsofJhin
She doesn’t deserve this tbh
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Today we celebrate you! Congrats again, we are Proud 🇧🇸
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Happy 50th 🎉🎊🎈🇧🇸
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Their facial expressions seeing a conch 🇧🇸
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No place in the world has modified sushi quite like Bahamians, I really can never enjoy a simple California Roll ever again.
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After 35 you should only care about making money, sleeping good, your health & well being, having great sex, traveling and enjoying life.
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Tik Tok girlies bout to buy the whole collection >>>
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1973 we were free!
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Just two conchs staring at each other…
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Removing VAT off gambling and adding VAT to breadbasket items, medication and female hygiene products… wow!🤯
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Why wasn’t this chosen?
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FORTY!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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25 vs 40
define ‘aged like fine wine’
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Every-time y’all go back and forth with those FBA/AA accounts I cringe 😬 they not worth the discourse they are stupid and divisive.
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Jamaican Spice Bun & Cheese! A delicacy! 🍞 🧀
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Movie 🎥 🕺🏽 🤸🏼‍♂️
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I felt this, God knows!
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📍 Exumas’, The Bahamas
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This 15 secs of flame turning into a year of fame! - ride it till the wheels fall off! I love this for them!
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Women be like “we can fix this” then go above and beyond, men be like “eff it” and put themselves first - we can learn alot from men.
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I hope I marry a “let’s put sum’n on the grill Sunday” type of man 😅
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What a beautiful woman, timeless! Happy 91st Birthday 🥳 - Her Excellency. Dame. Lady Pindling!
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Pindling House remembers that this is a FUNDRAISER and held its first annual ecook-out from sunrise to sunset in Aid of Ash’s tertiary education - we all decided to donate, today, June 30th to the gofundme. We hope that this helps 🙏🏼
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My 12yo son got up took the seasoned lamb out the fridge, baked it with herbs and made a pot of white rice and broccoli. I just looked and smile. I hope that life is always sweet to him.
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AG Electric never disappoints.
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Me after I get deleted and blocked by the loml
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Sand Bar 🩵💙
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Long Island Sandbars 🇧🇸
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Yeah hell… time for a trip
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Damn do people still sell cup?
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I ready ✈️ 🛥 🧳
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This song “Man in Law” by Keno Hall (Turks & Caicos) dropped from 2021. I’m glad to hear it making rounds this regatta/ festival season!
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We watch eggs go from $3 to $11.59 this year and they hell bent on telling us inflation is 2.9%
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Tomorrow The Bahamas gets to decide who will inherit the 10bil debt the 3.5bil pension debt, manage public companies in the red, NIB broke, unions want more money, everyone wants a raise…
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I ga be real with you, if you talking to someone and they ain’t making time for you, they making time for someone else, some of y’all like living in denial, no one is ever that busy.
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Please do not listen to this person and try to enter the Bahamas or Jamaica or any other Caribbean destination without a passport you will be detained by immigration and sent back on the same flight you came on.
Replying to @SkySantana
let me double down EVEN MORE. going to the caribbean is cheap and can be done easily with or without a passport it’s not as easy getting to dubai, italy or greece, or some place that costs REAL coin with real flight times & airlines & its a diff type of traveling versus an all inclusive at a Rio Resort , i dnt understand how ppl dont understand this… i mean if u broke just say that so yes, its a diff type of flex to be able to say you’ve traveled internationally and OUTSIDE the caribbean & whats connected to the U.S
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Between the corruption The mishandling of public funds The abuse of women and children The rape culture The filt/ trash all over the place The health crises The education crises The energy crises The housing crises Where do we as a nation go from here? Tell Elmo.
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The feeling when someone is excited to see you 🥰 >>>
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I was crying right along with Cindy! I with her 100% on this!
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Expats be like:
My idea of island life 🤣
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First up for Regatta 2022… 📍 Long Island 🏝
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When people say get back out there are start dating again. Me:
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You guys should normalize leaving after the 1st red flag 🚩. I don’t do it, but this isn’t about me right now.
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I think we all should accept that we get to experience different sides or versions of people; just because yours was good does not mean mine was.
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See it here!
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They could never make me hate you 🫶🏽
GLENYS Hanna-Martin opposes the Nassau Cruise Port’s plan to develop a water park attraction, telling developers: “Please, give it a rest.” bit.ly/3zN2xs1
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Beautiful… Valley ♠️
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This year I’ve been to: 1. Work 2. Back and Forth with this one dude 3. The bar 4. My bed.
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Real organic Bahamians lemme hear you screammmm
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I think we need to understand that life is happening to us all. Ppl may want to show up for you but they can barely see themselves through rn.
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The urge to respond “I bathe today” when someone compliments me! Lol 😂
The Bahamian urge to ask someone if they bathe today when they look nice.
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Social media was better when everyone wasn’t trying to be an Influencer ✨
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How y’all want to push us to a cashless economy when the electricity always going off and/or the bank merchant card systems always down? Never a day goes by I don’t have to leave an establishment to get cash to pay for goods/services… make it make sense!
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Conch n rice is superior to peas n rice!
What’s your most ‘Hear me out’ opinion, Bahamian Food Edition? 👂🏽👀
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We need a 5 story Junkanoo museum on Bay Street where costumes are changed annually on display for the cruise passengers to visit have something to do downtown.
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National Flag Day #roadto50
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Not a single Bahamian flag in sight
Two different colour Lucian flags. Some upside down. God help me
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No lie, the Nassau Cruise Port is making downtown kinda lit again, and I love how they are making great use of the Amphitheater. If you’re an investor you’re happy about this!
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🚗💨
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This look like The Bahamas!
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We outside daddi
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No, but I could put my legs behind my neck so…
Y’all ass fat enough for all the attitude y’all have? 🤨
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📍 The Green Turtle Cay Foundation rebuilt Amy Roberts Primary School (a government school) on Green Turtle Cay along with assistance from local residents and visitors.
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Breaking News! BPL and BTC have merged, the new entity is to be called WTF.
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This is the first Regatta since our National Sport has been changed to sailing ⛵️ 📸 Reno Curling (Side note: Exuma waters are the still the prettiest on earth)
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Chall even Exuma had Junkanoo
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If you did not get one of these as a child for Christmas, please stay out my DM, I am too old for you.
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Homemade bread it’s at the top.
What’s the most irresistible food smell?
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Bahamasair non-stop to Turks, Cuba, and soon Jamaica‼️ 4 day weekend getaways looking better!
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You will never ever get a partner who ticks all the boxes. You will always find them lacking in one way or the other. In fact they will feel the exact same about you.
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I also need Bahamians to stop throwing bloodclaat trash out of their vehicles; you drive along JFK highway heading to/from the airport and there are beer bottles, food containers, like serious wtf 😳 when did being nasty become a cultural thing?
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A man is only as good as his word.
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📍 Abaco, The Bahamas
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Elkin song seasonal it coming back next year for independence
Reggie and this dance last longer than Elkin and his “best Bahamian song ever made”…
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We’re really on borrowed time. Choose people that choose you, & let everyone else be.
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