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I have seen what makes you people laugh, what makes you cry and what makes you angry on this app. There is no empathy.
The only reason why it has touched your hearts is because a woman is involved. Hark, I say! There is no god on this app. Only darkness.
Mind you had you really been empathetic to her plight this post wouldn’t exist…but once again selective outrage wins 🤷🏽♀️
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Free Palestine
Free Tay K
Free this young lady
Free me
gofund.me/7e7d32c4 if you donate I promise I’ll stay off this app for good
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i bout to be the first Bahamian to graduate with a degree in Game Design and Robotics, that's insane
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If I ever come across the young lady in person I’ll put some of that money in her hands for the lil kid. Things tough
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Not at all. The best places to visit are the following:
Bain Town
Pinewood
Kemp Road
Nassau Village
Fox Hill
Farrington Road
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We have reached the point in man hating and racism that we’re witnessing the defending of Carolyn Bryant. This society is beyond doomed.
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One of the main reasons the country is so behind in medical/psychological research is because too much religion and biases are involved.
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Good god almight dat tweet funny. Nigga say he een get the gyal he wan but at least he happy and he woman pregnant anno bui I ga cry blood in here
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Bui Twindem, Sleepy Lex, Jayme, Katya, Trae, Davonya, etc. if they was from big music cities like Atlanta, Chicago, New York and the rest they woulda been HUGE off not just talent but stage presence and vibes.
We just dont fuckin gat it over here dawg.
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I hate after a break up they try be comforting and say shit like “im sure there’s someone out there for you”. You dumb bitch it was suppose to be YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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A list of dancehall artists under the age of 24:
Skeng
RajahWild
Najeeriii
Armanii
Bayka
Marksman
$wizzz
Skippa
Malie Donn
The 9ine
Nile
1Skimask
4 of the listed under 20.
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As fine as she is I’m gettin tired of yall posting her with this same stupid ass context every 2 months man
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if you're asking why i haven't made any games Bahamian based or anything of the sorts its cause that isn't exactly my style. my workflow usually consists of horror, sci-fi, ancient greek/roman and japanese, RP and biblical
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Getting a good fine 3rd world wife better than settling with these beasts of nature in the 1st world who expect you to do everything for them
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This girl is 18, still in high school and made an Onlyfans.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but porn should be banned and you must have a license to be a prostitute at 21 years old.
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Barefoot and pregnant shakin ass in da club. I dont think we’ve seen a hoodrat like this in a millennia. This is a true generational whore
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Spicy Asiago
Loaded fries
Large Fizzy guava
5pc nuggets, sweet n sour sauce
Cheesy baked potato, extra sour cream
Apple pie
Small vanilla frosty
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Fuck Michaela
Fuck Wes
Fuck Connor
Fuck Oliver and his submissive bottom bitch ass
Fuck Asher and his bitch paranoid bitch ass
Fuck Sam
Fuck Laurel
Fuck Christopher (yh the baby)
Fuck Vivian
Fuck Chloe
Fuck Lila
Fuck Rebecca
Fuck the DA
Fuck the judges
Fuck the jury
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We’ve come to that part of the economy where grits n tuna and pancake n sausage is considered “jail food”…
God save the King.
Social media complaints over govt breakfast provided at schools, asking if it’s ‘jail food’
bit.ly/477oY78
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Yall on this app arguing with a flamboyant power bottom named “mrgoodpussc” about his life decisions.
It is a SUNDAY!
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After listening to this Bobo Tino song bout fiftyleven times for the fiest time ever all I could say is cheapus yall Bahamian artists dont take ntn serious and make jokey songs dawg. Ine wan crush yall dreams… but yah
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Breakups are so strange and gut-wrenching. You dont want to see the person anymore, but you tend to look for them everywhere you go.
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Sexyy Red get her tape leaked without her consent and niggas worried about her Pound Town lyrics.
This might be the biggest bitch nigga epidemic the world has ever seen I fear.
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The biggest fuck up what ol girl do was have faith in anything Bahamian for support.
Yeah over 1000 ppl playing but who say all dem wan support? Bahamians just like new free tings. Shoulda try carry dat to TikTok and get forren audience
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Diddy a Gotham supervillain and that jackass gone ask why Cassie wait all these years to tell. NIGGA SHE WOULDN’T BE ALIVE??????
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Just found out my ex passed and I cant believe she carry all that good pussy with her to hell smh
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I wanna spit in your ass crack twice to see which one would make it to your pussy first
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Yall find that sex trafficking ring over on Paradise Island yet or give yall a lil bit more time?
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I’m blocked on everything.
The sun has finally set on that relationship.
Words should be said but the silence deafens the space and time around me.
I’m conflicted yet indifferent.
Once again, for the audience in the back and those who have just arrived:
I’m losing my mind.
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In the store i overheard a mother tellin her son he cant have anymore toys and she walked off to cash out. i walked up to lil dude and was like "i'll get you that toy dont worry" he was smilin n shit, i was like yeah Michael Jackson wudda loved you lil nigga
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Good. I know where you’ll be, what time, and how to maybe rob and or kidnap you. Thanks for the easy process 🕺🏿
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Bahamian commercials are really horrible. The graphics quality, the acting, the editing, the audio. Good God man…
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WAIT WAIT WAIT where dat gyal who block me for sayin dont glorify Diddy and Caresha relationship after she said she wanted that kind??? Yeeeaaahh you raggedy bitch I aint forget
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mind you, we have statues of Pindling, Butler and Churchill, but a fish who don't know what land is, is where they draw the line... okay.
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Lmfaooo the govvy posted up wit a serial rapist on the loose this shit cant be real
NEW POLICE HEADQUARTERS IN ABACO ANNOUNCED AS CONCERNS OVER CRIME ON THE ISLAND GROW
A model for a new multimillion-dollar police HQ in Abaco was unveiled yesterday as officials expressed concerns about crime on the island.
bit.ly/3UlBXxK
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So you can listen to nigga nigga nigga all day in a song but the second you hear “trans” its awful? Yall new music listeners be rubbing me the wrong way man no Diddy
Trans bars are awful 99% of the time we need to retire them.
I think Cole was probably just like “how can I make a bar about gender identity & genitalia” but it obviously still feels like it was done in poor taste.
If I was a rapper and I REALLY wanted to make a trans reference I would at least consult some trans people before dropping it lol, this is not the first time we’ve seen it done in poor taste in the last few years
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Gyal write a whole thesis bout how she is fuck jounsers. That gatta be fake cuz ine get fuck yet
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Hi Elon,
Why are random bots able to tag me and follow me everyday? Also, there has been an increase in pornography and prostitution on the timeline, I don’t know if you saw bitch ass nigga.
Kind Regards,
Me
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What they dont tell you about “beating” depression is that you get stuck in the relapse/recovery phase a lot
It gets to a point where you desire change and or actively trying to get better but it takes so much energy and dedication to get out that rut, you always end up on a low
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Lmfaoooo I woulda make yall pay a subscription like Netflix since yall wanted to play school game so bad
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107 quotes cuz dawg wan keep ppl after they designated working hours. If someone end time is 4:00, any second after and still on the premises is overtime.
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These whores sellin pussy in the greatest times ever. They actually have platforms and aint gettin they ass beat like that no more
Prostitutes in my mentions saying black men don't respect them.... Uhhh duh lmaoooo that's part of being a prostitute it's not cause you a black woman generally men don't look at prostitutes as real people
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We need to bring back old school parenting cuz no way you ppl who carry children on the plane dont know they cry nonstop cause of the altitude making their ears pop and uncomfortable
When my daughter was 18 months old, we went on a flight together. She cried nonstop. I was anxious, overwhelmed, and pregnant with twins (I didn’t know it yet, but I was sick). Utterly defeated, I started crying when I couldn’t calm my toddler.
And suddenly, a man wearing a business suit asked if he could hold her. He sang songs and walked back and forth on the plane for almost an hour. He had the first iPad I had ever seen and started playing the Lion King for her. In short, he was an angel who chose kindness rather than rebuking me for being unable to calm my own child.
Flying with children is already hard enough. I can’t imagine thinking a penalty for a crying baby should be enforced.
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These Onlyfans model so corny bout any “I got fucked last night 🤪” yeah dumb bitch we know now do your job, go edit it and post it for us you whore of Babylon
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Bahamians, get ready to speak Chinese
CHINA TO FUND NEW HOSPITAL
The government is aiming to “break ground” on New Providence’s new $290m hospital by September 2024 after the project was approved for “concessionary financing” from a Chinese state-owned bank.
bit.ly/3UG62XP
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Yall know yall could look around and plan ya fun in Freeport right? Like one weekend get on the grill, next weekend go on ATV, next one go on jetski, next have one lil cookin competition, go parasailing
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“I dont like this guy tweets. Imma write a letter to his job about him instead of blocking him 😡😡😡”
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The fact that they could screenshot and slap ya whole tweet on the newspapers gat me crying 😭😭😭😭 they be watchin us fr
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tellin me you're not ready for a relationship or dont want one then poppin up in one a few weeks or months later and not tellin me straight up you aint interested is some greasy shit. and no we cant be friends
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i find it so funny how the person you talkin to, they tweets dont show up till yall start talkin. then all of a sudden, they the star of your TL
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