to go from ‘our very lives are at stake’ to ‘we’re selling your personal info to make some cash’ is the exact reason people feel so jaded
NEW: The Harris financial juggernaut, which raised well over $1 billion, is still soliciting cash and has begun seeking buyers for its email lists in order to stave off its debts—raising uncomfortable questions about where and how all that money was spent in the first place. puck.news/the-harris-campaig…
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the only thing i don’t like is the people or person filming aren’t even excited. like you’re watching that without even so much as an “ohhhhhhh”
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i love that these dudes are playing the game with Honor. no spikes, at least a little loft on all shots
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we're about one step away from france releasing a diss track over the back to back beat
We’ve seen the @WhiteHouse video about the #ParisAccord. We disagree – so we’ve changed it. #MakeThePlanetGreatAgain.
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wade's face on this play is honestly super endearing. it's such a clear, genuine moment of appreciation for another human.
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everyone freaking out about your 401k just follow my lead and forget your login’s password and you won’t worry at all
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this man needs one single real friend and there isn’t one. every person needs someone to be like “hey man, you’re uh, not doing so hot. relax bud.” but these guys only have sycophants and ex wives.
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Conner O’Malley Minion Squad
every sports podcast now is like 50 percent talk and 50 percent disclosures and the numbers for state gambling helplines
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Ben Simmons getting pushed in the back while dunking here is worse than what Mike Scott got ejected for.
.@MatisseThybulle with the steal.
@BenSimmons25 with the finish.
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A few days ago Atticus—a good boy—had to get a massive cone because he had an infection on his paw. He HATED it. Poor boy just moped around... that is until today, when he decided 3 days was enough and straight up tore through the cone, utterly destroying it.
Atticus: 1
Cone: 0
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Here's my gf's pup w/his fav ball that was hidden a year ago because he squeaked it allll day. Today he found its hiding spot & wont let go😂
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listen, man im a journalist and will almost always side with a joirno. and i almost tweeted i cant believe marcus hayes actually wrote that but it’s marcus hayes so of course he did. he got off lucky with a push. and as an editor, who the HELL published that. do your job.
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i practice SELF CARE
S elect wings from a menu
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L eave the buffalo wild wings
F ondly recall your wings
C all the buffalo wild wings to see if they're still open
A rrive again at the buffalo wild wings
R e-order your wings
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between this and the tests after psaki went ‘let them eat cake’ the biden administration has a firm policy of ‘governance by being bullied online’ and folks i guess it’s time for public service
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i love joel embiid more than my heart can contain
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i want to know so much more about how brad pitt [gestured] in this moment
gq.com/story/brad-pitt-gq-st…
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An Apple-McLaren car will cost more money than I can imagine, which is 23 dollars, that's the most I can imagine, I lack imagination.
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my nana died at 82. from covid. last week. when i hear people talk about covid mostly killing older folks now i think about her and how cold and inhuman that calculus is. it’s just all so sad.
Jim died on Tuesday. He was 86. He was my last living grandparent. His health was going downhill for several years, and at the end, he was Covid-19 positive. I guess that makes him another one of the faces behind the numbers you see on the screen every day.
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never forget perhaps the finest tweet of all time that was a masterclass in unintentional comedy
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ill never be as dope as 17-year-old new jersey teen megan flaherty
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I talked with @tonyhawk about turning 50, his career in skating and being on The Simpsons. (Oh, and also fans wanting to shake his hand at a urinal.) newsweek.com/tony-hawk-inter…
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I wrote about what the hell was up with that Wayfair conspiracy mashable.com/article/wayfair…
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Today my girlfriend's pup Atticus turns 6. Please wish the good pup a happy birthday. They grow up so fast 😢😩
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i wrote about the challenge being my favorite sport and talked with the GOAT @johnnybananas mashable.com/article/mtv-cha…
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i know I’m supposed to impressed with the babies hitting jumpers but this pool is slick as hell with a deck you can jump off
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hi! some personnel news:
since things are officially official, later this month i'll be joining mashable to cover culture and the internet -- things i like a lot and a job i'm very excited about!
if you can believe it, this means i'll probably be even *more* online now
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Ed Helms, Jenna Fischer, Ellie Kemper were all surprise audience members for Carell's monologue basically saying "hey dick let's reboot the office and make a ton of money" very good. Very sweet.
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it's v cool to see my old classmate go viral for draining a 3 and it's v funny to see dumb dudes on couches say like "bad form" when Kim was a D1 basketball player and she was SHOOTING IN HEELS and she DRAINED IT
Quick three before I got banished from the court for having heels on 👀 #AnnualPreChampionshipShootaround
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this is my gf's family's pup. His name is atticus. He's massive and I would lay down my life for him. Also he found this ball after it disappeared for a year and he never let go. It's a whole thing but he knows to wait til 9 am to squeak it for his family. He's my best friend.
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a while ago, randomly, @edsbs (im pretty sure) posted about @_restaurant_bot. so i followed it and became obsessed. finally, i wrote about the random restaurant bot, its weird hold on me, and even talked briefly with @on3ness, the man behind the curtain mashable.com/article/random-…
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not one, but TWO different takes about how people DYING on mount everest is actually an allegory for Business
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richard jefferson at the end of his career with the cavs: solid shooter, will surprise you with sneaky athletic moves, tremendous presence on the floor, everybody loves him
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my kingdom to anyone who can locate this Microsoft Office Hawaiian shirt rocked by Michael Scott -- it is my white whale and would complete me and perhaps i could finally feel whole as a person if it were mine please help
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here's a piece about nostalgia, shared cultural touchstones, personal history, and furman quarterback ingle martin. on college football '25 and why it means so much. mashable.com/article/ncaa-co…
also big thanks to @bykevinclark and @rodger, who shared their thoughts for the article
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“this man hasn’t gotten a hit since the obama administration annnnnd kimbrel beans him”
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nice headline and story you got there @ecaviar_ ... be a real shame if someone stole the idea two months later. real shame.
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This full quote from @ChrisGethard didn't make the story I wrote about @GethardShow but it has really stuck with me because 1: I also love that scene from Freaks and Geeks & 2: The quote really gets at why certain people gravitate to the comedy community newsweek.com/most-surprising…
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a data point on the contrary, ive seen high school acquaintances get fully pilled on anti-covid vax theories in real time over these months, so we might just emerge dumber and worse than ever.
Honestly one reason for some guarded optimism is that everybody may be 20% less insane once the pandemic is over.
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if this interests you, boy do i have like 25 hours of podcast you should listen to: @HardcoreHistory's "blueprint for armageddon" is incredible and, of course, covers the assassination wonderfully mashable.com/article/loving-…
The chaeuffur of the archduke’s car was unaware of the proper route and takes the wrong turn. When stopping to reverse the vehicle, an assassin happens to be mere meters away. The man pulls out his gun and fires two shots.
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My name is Joff and this is Erebecca & we hug with elbows only. I want a luxury beach home for the price of an Xbox. nitter.app/ohholybutt/status/7015…
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One story i think about A TON is this Quartz article from 2017 showing how Goop and Infowars sold a lot of the same exact snake oil, just branded differently. google.com/amp/s/qz.com/1010…
Anyone who’s surprised that wellness Instagram is being overtaken by Q conspiracies has been truly enviably unaware of wellness Instagram.
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I did an interview about this with @jeffpearlman in which he said the NFL owners considered Trump a "scumbag huckster" newsweek.com/trumps-nfl-figh…
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wow, messi won the world cup but now he has earned the biggest award of all: the respect of alexi lalas
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I’ve tried to describe to people what this doc is and the best I can do is say each time you’re lulled into thinking “ok that was the most insane thing for sure” BAM you’re hit by an 18-wheeler of wtf and that has to be it and YET
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Ben Simmons is so good that he puts up 27 and 10 and a small part of me is like wait why only two assists?
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we wrote about our favorite tiktokkers of '22 at @mashable and i wrote about @senn_spud who made me laugh so much this year
mashable.com/article/best-ti…
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i believe the @minakimes rule is that you want your quarterback to believe IN god or that they ARE god and it holds true
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Catching up on below deck and as perhaps the top Deckhead in New York City, i am thrilled to learn @Kate_Chastain is apparently moving to (or has moved??) to New York?? Exciting times.
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yesterday i ran a half marathon in my backyard and today there’s a blog about why that was dumb! isolation suits me!
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my ethos in life is to never be the subject of a bossip headline
Cry Me A River: Conveniently Courageous Justin Timberlake Prudently Proffers 6,935-Day-Late Apology To Janet Jackson And Britney Spears For Shameful Silence And Flagrant F**kboi-ishness
(Image via Frank Trapper/Corbis/Frank Micelotta/Getty)
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ICYMI late last night: here's a story about @ChrisGethard and @GethardShow, a late night show that's funny, honest, weird and the most surprising thing on television because it's live and nobody knows what'll happen newsweek.com/most-surprising…
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some news! i consciously uncoupled with newsweek this week. it was a good 4 years, made some great friends but im looking forward to doing something new. rn, that means some freelance stuff i'm very excited about, but im also a free agent. dms, as ever, are open. k back to jokes
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hello! did you see that viral tweet about a driveway marathon? im gonna try to do a half-marathon in my backyard. here’s the setting! here’s the forecast (20+ mph winds... yikes). why? because it’ll be funny content at mashable dot com. and why not. so... uh, let’s go.
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