🇺🇸 🧦 🐻 Tweet about White Sox, Bears, Northwestern, Gambling, and love to make Twitter polls. Used to play baseball at Northern Illinois.
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Me at the bar after work trying to watch Sweet 16 games and Opening Day @BarstoolBigCat
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Everyone has a jersey that they wear that’s way, way too tight. @BarstoolBigCat
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Tony Dungy just said that when he coached with Dennis Green, Coach Green purposely delayed a flight to a preseason game to get the team used to adversity. How football guy is that?
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51-51 record. 3 games back of the division lead. This is the effort you get on a ground ball to the left side with one out.
@barstoolWSD
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No. “The Last Dance” is a reminder of how incredible the Bulls dynasty was.
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The easiest way to tell if someone has played baseball in their life is to look for comments like these.
That’s a pretty solid job at First.
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“T, I was sittin right next to the guy. Some rapper or somethin. Trew up all over the court. Disgusting.”
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When Billy says he doesn't want a tv in his room because he would watch too much ESPN... @BarstoolBigCat
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When you walk up to a girl you like at the bar.. @BarstoolBigCat
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Tyrod Trailer @PFTCommenter
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Surprised Ray didn’t crash your guys’ Mt. Rushmore. Terrible teammate in Remember the Titans.
@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter
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Voting for a guy that literally subscribes to taxing “whiter neighborhoods” at a higher clip makes you inherently less funny.
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After you apologized to Schefty for giving him a hard time @BarstoolBigCat
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Imagine being a Democrat who doesn’t think this has already happened in blue states. Look at my home state, Illinois. They set this precedent years ago. Blame them.
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Me: Hey man, did you listen to that Titus interview?
Friend at work: I started it but didn’t get through it yet. What happened at the end of the interview?
Me: You have to listen, it’s hard to explain.
Friend: Good, never liked Titus anyways.
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READ THE TRANSCRIPTS! IT WAS A PERFECT INTERVIEW. @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
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MLB needs to implement a rule. If benches clear and there isn’t a punch thrown, both teams forfeit the game. So sick of the fake tough guy routine.
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Tucker literally just did the thing he and Dave Smith made fun of Douglas Murray for.
“Well how many people?”
What does that have to do with the anything?
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Unbelievable job @RealCandaceO. Greatest Lie Ever Sold was definitely worth my time. If you donated to BLM, you should watch and see where your money went.
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I didn’t know Russia had terror cells throughout the world.
Russia is bad. They’re also isolated. Iran funds the entire Middle East with one goal in mind. End the West. I’d prefer they didn’t have the ability to do so.
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Isn’t it wild to think that 538 politicians in DC determine that the entire country and its population deserve $2,000 when nearly 9/10 people haven’t lost a dime?
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Does anyone else notice how much worse things have gotten over the last…. idk… 9 or so months?
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You understand the 2024 draft class was then and is now still considered one of the best classes ever, right? And 3/5 are black? Or are you just an idiot/racebaiter?
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I think having twitter in 1492 to check and see what Christopher Columbus and his people thought when they ended up in America instead of India would have been unreal.
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The game started 3.5 hours after the initial start time and highways were literally closed because of flooding during that time.
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I watch a ton of baseball around the league. There is no team more boring than the @whitesox.
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Robert is the future star. Moncada is a mainstay MVP candidate. Grandal is Mr. Consistent, TA brings the juice, Eloy brings the pop, and Abreu is the glue. There’s a reason he continuously drives in 100 on bad teams.
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For one day stop complaining about how bad America is and realize how great of a country we are.
sheridan files
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Some of our livelihoods as Americans actually don’t hinge upon the government. I know that’s a foreign concept. That’s why you won’t see riots when this thing is made official. You’ll see Americans going about their business.
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No #WhiteSox Shortstop has hit more than 20 HRs since 2008 when Alexei Ramirez hit 21.
Colson Montgomery has hit 17 HRs in 181 at bats. Just insane.
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Everyone seems fixated on Michael Conforto.
Idk why everyone isn’t screaming for Nick Castellanos..
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Your true colors came out when Action said he fixed the Miami OH vs Grambling St game. “No, those teams don’t play each other.” @BarstoolBigCat
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Either I’m just getting old or this is the worst shit talk I have ever heard in my entire life.
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Imagine hauling off on this kid with 20 punches and the kid still turning around laughing at you.
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White Sox Twitter’s MVP (Grandal) has five (5) extra base hits over 233 plate appearances. Im not joking when I say that I think I can do that.
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Saints blocked the Giants 35 yarder to tie the game on Sunday. Score points. Play defense.
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It’s gotta be @BarstoolTrent for what he’s committed over the last year.
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Thinking that this is groundbreaking NFL coverage is also hilarious:
“The WR with the fastest ever recorded 40 time at the combine has found success in man matchups, especially when in bunch formations.”
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Of course they exist. But that doesn’t mean RFK is wrong. It’s the sad reality. My cousin Steven is 32. He can’t work. He can’t get ready himself. He needs help bathing. At some point acknowledging this is a good thing. We need to do something about it.
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I remember when you assisted with another type of manhunt.. @BarstoolBigCat
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Today my Grandpa passed away. My best friend and biggest Sox fan known to man. It’s only right that the @whitesox win the World Series this year.
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So, you had to pay $660 on a $475,000 tab, correct? And you are yelling at America? Sounds like a pretttty solid deal to me.
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