Iowan. Blogger @barstoolsports. Worst golfer on @foreplaypod. BICL Commissioner. Luggage Guy. Former gigantic baby. Pablo Picasso died in 1973.
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If the human race leaves behind one artifact about our existence, I vote this video. nitter.app/okdcfc/status/15885668…
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I did it, I was the Luggage Guy on #TheBachelor. Dreams really do come true. Sorry Natasha.
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This is just a good clean roast by Tyler C #TheBachelorette
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Folks it’s actually happening, I am the Luggage Guy. Tune in next week. #TheBachelor
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I just found out that Pablo Picasso died in 1973 and it blew my goddamn mind. If you had asked me I would've said like 1654.
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Real Super Dave
oh i'm sorry i thought this was america
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I would do literally anything for Coach Gruden. He’s the fucking best. A leader of men.
Barstool Sports
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Snoop Dogg is and forever will be the coolest mother fucker who ever walked God's green earth.
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3 years in the making
I meant to tweet this last night but hey @BachelorABC can I be the guy who takes away the luggage after a 2 on 1 date? I ask for so little.
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Ryder Cup Europe
At first I didn't really care if Pete and Madison worked out in the end but after Barb's performance tonight I hope they're married for 300 years. #TheBachelor
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Victoria is either a paid actress or the most delusional person on god's green earth. #TheBachelor
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Where is Victoria F's luggage? Where is it? Somebody show me where it is right now. #TheBachelor
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It’s honestly nice having Bryson back in the spotlight this week. Guy is weird as fuck.
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If a company bought a Super Bowl commercial slot and put BATHROOM BREAK on the screen for 30 seconds, I would become a customer for life.
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Maybe Pete will have better luck with Hannah C or Hannah D or Hannah E or Hannah F or.... #TheBachelor
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I’d love to be this bear. People just throwing bread at me all day. nitter.app/30SECVlDEOS/status/134…
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How is Katie getting grilled more than Victoria right now? What's happening? #TheBachelor
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My aunt got everyone in our family refrigerator magnets with a picture of the person and their significant other for Christmas. Best gift ever.
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I'm the guy on the end with the belly.
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I found myself in an unfortunate handshake situation with George W. Bush. I just couldn’t get a handshake from him.
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We know
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Charlie is getting a lot of the spotlight this week but John Daly II is a stud
PGA TOUR Champions
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👑 Abrasive & Antagonistic Smurf! 👑
The elevator in my building just broke and my neighbor’s golden retriever, who can’t go up stairs, was stuck in the lobby so I carried the dog up to the 3rd floor and almost had a heart attack. I am tweeting this for the social points because otherwise why help anybody.
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Kelsey: So her family was just better than mine I guess?
Pete: Didn't meet her family actually. We didn't even make it to the front door.
#TheBachelor
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I switched seats on my flight so a husband and wife could sit together (hero) and then they didn’t interact with each other at all. Headphones the whole time. Kinda bullshit. Let’s get some chatter going over there.
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I respect the hell outta this Bills fan bringing a football to the bar to watch the game
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Tone Digs
One year ago today Tiger Woods turned my brain into mashed potatoes with a single question
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Somebody left their luggage unattended at CVS and it felt like a test. Almost wheeled it outta the store just to feel the rush again.
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This is amazing. You couldn’t script a better ending to this video.
Ben Silverman needed to hole-out from 109 yards to make the cut.
He decided to mark his ball when play was suspended Friday night.
This led to a unique range session full of 56-degree wedges before his attempt.
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Brendan leading Natasha on while waiting for Peiper to get there so they can have a free vacation and get famous is one of the meanest things I've ever seen. And I'm the one who pulled Natasha's luggage. #BachelorInParadise
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Barbara's God and Madison's God are gonna be super mad at each other. #TheBachelor
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Joe
One of these times when Tayshia gets mad at the group I need her to yell, "You want me to bring Clare back? I swear to god I will. I'll turn this car around." #TheBachelorette
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what i think i look like in golf apparel vs what i actually look like in golf apparel
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If you surprise me with a sky diving date I'd surprise you by leaving and go home. #TheBachelor
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PAULINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Fans swarming me at the hotel after I put up 9 points at the tournament today
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Super fucked up of them to use a picture of a guy wearing that outfit
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I just watched a guy make a snowball and put it in his jacket pocket. You don’t have to get ready if you stay ready.
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I can’t tell you how much I wish this guy didn’t look exactly like me
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One year ago today
I did it, I was the Luggage Guy on #TheBachelor. Dreams really do come true. Sorry Natasha.
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Just two guys talking about their love for cinnamon rolls and their place in the world
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GIVE IT UP BARB YOU LOST! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! #TheBachelor
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What a world
PR’s are meant to be broken.
Congrats to #TaylorMadeAthlete @barstooltrent on his historic round. Next stop < 90
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Bryson driving the green on the 1st hole at 7am tomorrow morning is gonna be absolute scenes
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me taking a charge from a falling tree at augusta national for a lifetime membership
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The reason Katie keeps winning these arguments is because she tells the truth. Tough to win against that. #TheBachelor
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I moved today and I paid movers for the first time in my life and it will go down as the greatest money I ever spent.
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Kinda lost in the madness but the Tyrion/Jaime goodbye was great and by great I mean it ripped my heart into a thousand pieces which is exactly what I wanted.
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Patrick Star
“I’ll tell you what we’re on a big Domino’s kick at the moment. It’s so good”- Rory McIlroy speaking truth to power
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