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In a shocking turn of events, Theo Pourchaire has been picked to serve as the fill-in Democratic Presidential Nominee
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Saw a guy in a Haas F1 shirt at my daughter’s class Halloween party. It was a costume party, so I said being a Haas fan is pretty scary. Turns out he wasn’t in a costume, he just works for Haas
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I don’t think I have a gambling problem or anything, but if the right Weinermobile doesn’t win tomorrow, my daughter doesn’t get to go to college
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Thanks to @MarioAndretti for helping me become the cool uncle
My 6 year old nephew just learned about the Indy 500 today in school, and asked his dad if he could race go karts.
Thoughts and prayers for my brother’s bank account
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I say this with every bit of sincerity. When you criticize @AlexanderRossi or @Hinchtown for eating while recording Off Track, just know that if they ever see your YouTube comments, it will just make them eat on mic more
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If @Hinchtown or @AlexanderRossi really cared about Off Track, they would have dated Taylor Swift, instead of marrying their beautiful, smart, funny, out-of-their-leagues wives. The morons
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How insane is it that after THAT crazy of a race, there are still only two winners in IndyCar this season
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I love the Indy 500. I love the friends I have and have made through it. I love the race, I love the pageantry, I get goosebumps when I hear Back Home Again in Indiana every. Single. Year. I love it all. Here’s to the 107th running
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10,809th place was the best we had in us. Gutted for the team and sponsors, but I got the best guys in the paddock, and we’ll be back stronger than ever
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Happy birthday, @AlexanderRossi
Big fan of your picture on Wikipedia, please never change it
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Spent some time with Baby Ben Rossi today, and it’s official, @AlexanderRossi is my third favorite Rossi
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What I imagine @12WillPower says every night
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Nothing personal @Hinchtown, just needed some space
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With all of the arguments happening right now, I think it’s only fair to point out that the gold standard of IndyCar reporting is me. I am the best at journalisming
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Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for @jdouglas4 tonight
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So, just to be clear here, climate activists protested the electric racing series? And no one saw the irony during the planning stage?
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Between pineapple on pizza and hot mic Walken impressions, who knew I’d be the most normal member of Off Track this weekend?
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I won’t say who in the paddock I had a bet with on tonight’s Pacers-Knicks game, but @smclaughlin93 I accept payment in the form of cash, Venmo, or shots of whiskey
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If the story of Lilly Diabetes pulling their sponsorship of @ConorDaly22’s car over this Derek Daly thing is true it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve heard in a long time
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Hey guys, if you’re upset that Kyle Larson got off easy, don’t worry. In 30 years, his son (who hasn’t been born yet) will lose a sponsor over it
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Happy birthday, @MarioAndretti (left), or -as my daughter knows him- the guy who was in the movie CARS
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A fun thing to do when you get a new haircut is get made fun of by two race car drivers on camera. Highly recommend
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Our biggest episode yet, and I forgot to tag myself in the tweet…
Sometimes we get to break big news, because everyone knows that we’re consummate professionals #indycar #f1 #formula1 #formula2
Listen to the special announcement now!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
@Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @ColtonHerta @26WillPower_ @AndrettiIndy @Cadillac_F1
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My 6 year old nephew just learned about the Indy 500 today in school, and asked his dad if he could race go karts.
Thoughts and prayers for my brother’s bank account
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Hard to bitch about my Saturday being tough when my buddy had a car dropped on his foot on television. Anyway, I had 3 errands to run today, and I am beat!
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So, @AlexanderRossi brought Ben on Off Track for the main episode this week (admittedly napping in a Bjorn), which means I’m staying on Alex’s cam in some way for almost this entire episode
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Tweet brought to you by whiskey: @ConorDaly22 had every right to unlap himself. He showed extreme deference when he let Pato by. Pato’s team made a mistake in sending him out on used reds. Conor passed back when Pato was slower, and made up positions. Blaming Conor is absurd
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For 7 years now, I’ve given Alex a little pre-race advice on the grid. Every race I’m at, always something new, since the 500 in ‘16. First time I’ve ever actually seen a picture of it
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Crazy to think that the IndyCar season opener is only 8 months away. The off season is half over!
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I love and hate the emotion tied into bumping at the Indy 500. So happy @MarcoAndretti made it, and not worried about him in the race, the dude knows @IMS, but man does this suck for Abel.
Indy’s Indy. Cruel, beautiful, and everything in between
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I’ve been carefully cultivating a “drug dealer in a 1980s buddy cop movie” vibe for years. Finally achieved it
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I’m bored, @Hinchtown. Is this thing almost over? #daytona24h
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Carb Day was weird day, because @JoeyMulinaro and I were interviewing Creed, but then a lot of our audience left to go watch 6 Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles race, and that’s just not a sentence that has ever been said before
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I wrote in the @SatEvePost about my feelings around not being at @IMS last weekend, for the 500. I hope you have a minute to give it a read! #indycar @IndyCar saturdayeveningpost.com/2020…
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From my limited time in Nashville, I understand that this city has a bachelorette party based economy
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For those of you upset with NASCAR, don’t worry, they’ll still use this confederate flag at races
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I would like to apologize to my immediate neighbors and the surrounding area of West Hollywood for the scream I just let out, but YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! Love you, @MarcoAndretti! Congratulations buddy, just amazing
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My daughter and I were watching the race and she asked me how I met @AlexanderRossi, had to break out this gem piped.video/aamTQjtZP_k?si=dfZJ…
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Thank you for the bracelets this weekend. Hazel can’t believe that I got three with her name on them. We really appreciate it
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I’ve owned a dog for about 2 hours now, and I finally get why people make instagrams for their dogs
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My biggest takeaway from traveling in Europe with my daughter right now is, we Americans really nailed it with the air conditioning
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Happy birthday to the legend, @MarioAndretti! Combined, he and I have over 100 race wins!
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I’m a guy in my 30s at a wedding, I’m going to post a picture of myself in a suit. It’s the rules
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Seeing Graham with his kids was heartbreaking. This place just means so much to so many people. Don’t know Graham at all, but feel for him today
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There is a cricket loose in @AlexanderRossi’s bus this weekend, and this might finally be the thing that makes him crack
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That’s your Lord and Savior you’re joking about. Least you can do is call him Douglas Christ
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I’m downtown in Nashville and can’t find the paddock?! Kind of figured there’d be more people here for quals. I’ll just pop into a bar on Broadway and figure it out
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The big takeaway from the weekend is, I met the IndyCar memes guy, and even I was a little surprised it wasn’t me
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Not happy about pretty much anything in that race, but @Hinchtown in the booth was as smooth as Canadian maple
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That awkward moment when you don’t get the leather jacket memo
.@MarioAndretti will be behind the wheel in @Honda's Fastest Seat in Sports with son @MichaelAndretti just behind.
For the first time in @IMShistory, three generations of racing royalty will lead the field to green on Sunday.
Read: bit.ly/34nyW6Q
#INDYCAR // #Indy500
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My Uber driver is driving like @AlexanderRossi. But like, Baja-Truck-Flipping-Alex, not Indy-500-Winning-Alex
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I’ve been very lucky to call @Hinchtown a friend. The guy’s amazing. Life has thrown him a Hell of a lot of curve balls, and he’s come back stronger every time. I wouldn’t bet against him, now #ChallengeAccepted
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