Bruh had a whole stone in his head and was acting like the weakest avenger
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Set the standard.
California on the verge of offering clean slate for people convicted of marijuana crimes bit.ly/2Bgd6om
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Moscato at 17%?! You had my curiosity but now you have my attention.
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No TVs, no outlets, no first class, higher base prices. Why would anyone fly @SouthwestAir going forward? I have over 12K miles with yall and once I redeem them yall will never see me again. Yall have completely lost the plot
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Hearing Morgan Freeman explain the difference between snitches and rats is one of the best things I’ve ever heard.
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I get too busy for myself sometimes, completely false lol
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When now only your lambo is blue
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Replying to @SouthwestAir
For sure disappointed that yall chose to join the status quo over continuing to be different/caring about your customers
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Yall love making the block hot
your employed friend at 1:10pm on a wednesday:
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#GrowingUpInABlackChurch how the members of the church look around when they ask if there are any 1st time visitors
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It really is wild to me that white people are the most violent people on Earth and they’ve managed to paint everyone else as aggressors.
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Replying to @_sayp__ @_CydneyJ
Me and the attendant looking at the scale
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"Just got done with this hoop shit. You still need that though?"
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For additional context those are the miles *currently* in my account. I’ve accumulated over 100K in the rapid rewards program lol. No one is flexing 12K, just saying once they’re up I’m through.!
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Wtf y’all got going on in Florida that this needs an explanation 💀
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I’ll go to war for the Cheesecake Factory. I’ll deal with the racism at Cracker Barrel for that breakfast. And as far as I care Olive Garden fresh out of Italy.
What chain restaurant is low key your jam but Black Twitter be hating on it?
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When they say the brunch isn’t bottomless
Caption this (DC Edition)
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Replying to @cantforgofriday
He got impaled by a sidekick ass nigga. Bruh had the whole mind stone in his head and got snuck😂
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Nobody died in the first two episodes. Bruh. Do you know how many bodies are going to drop next week? 😭
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Let Oakland be Oakland.
An illegal sideshow in Oakland carries a dangerous new twist: laser pointers being shined at drivers and law enforcement aircraft. nbcbay.com/Yf1JB1p
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Can We Talk is one of those songs that hits like the first time every time you hear it
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I hate that social media has made people feel like they have to downplay their accomplishments. A car in your name is something to be proud of regardless of model/year.
It May Not Be An Up To Date Car But It’s Paid For .. That’s All That Matters 🥳 Bought My First Car ✨
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DC is a treasure for dope dates when the weather is good
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This quarantine had made me realize I’m actually just a terrible texter, I don’t even have an excuse for it anymore lol
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Privilege is going on about your day unbothered as this court decision occurs. These people have no idea what just happened, meanwhile I’m in this meeting sick to my stomach.
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Buy one last ticket y’all
"Black Panther" is less than $18 million shy of passing "The Avengers" as the highest-grossing superhero movie of all time. abcn.ws/2FPisJy
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Someone needs to do a study on how the whole country heard this rumor before social media existed lmao.
Ciara prayer not working for y’all cause y’all said she had a dick back in ‘04
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Show the other end of the yard
Beautiful day on The Yard celebrating #HUHC21, come join us until 4pm! 🦬💙❤️
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Have hella respect for how D Wade raises and accepts his kids. He understands the power he has on this topic too.
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Replying to @Ayo_Zee
I’d wake up every single day and hate myself
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Her last words were burn this city to the fucking ground. We love you Missandei.
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It’s gonna be a cold day in hell before I let y’all come on here and disrespect Superstar, tf is this.
Chris Brown Yo >>>>> Usher Superstar
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This app would break if they made Superman black 😂
MICHAEL B. JORDAN Reportedly Among Actors Being Considered to Replace HENRY CAVILL as SUPERMAN bit.ly/2CNC27H
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Daniel Caesar will make you wanna be in love, Miguel’s career was built on lust.
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Y’all do realize that they rejected the money because he’s a pedophile and not a snitch right?
6ix9ine's $200,000 donation to No Kid Hungry declined: bit.ly/2WnUgEK "As a child-focused campaign, it is our policy to decline funding from donors whose activities do not align with our mission and values."
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Read every word of each parking sign before you feel comfortable leaving your car
Moving to DC in less than 3 weeks! What’s the ONE DC rule I need to know? 👀👇🏾
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Sounds like a job for John Wall
DC hiring 'night mayor' to help oversee city's nightlife fox5dc.com/news/local-news/d… #fox5dc
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Before I know it I’m trapped inside my tv in a black mirror episode, I’m good.
Black Mirror Season 5 will be out in December and has an episode that will allow viewers to choose how events in the story play out... 💀 go.ign.com/cHPE7IM
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One things I’ve learned as an adult is you always gotta have something to look forward to. These weeks can really blend and become mundane so quickly.
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It does for at least 15 mins lmao
Black people really think this mean you can park wherever you want😭😭😭
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Consent doesn’t have a cut off time G
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If my lawyer pulls up on me at court in leopard print shoes I’m representing myself
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HC as an alum is a different type of marathon, my body different.
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There’s no way you can make this make sense..
Becca Myers, who is deaf and blind, has withdrawn from competing in the Paralympics in Tokyo after a committee denied her request to bring her mother, who is her personal care assistant
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No KD, Boogie not at 100%, Iggy not at 100%, Steph with the flu, refs on TRASH, Klay and Looney leave the game injured. Warriors win and we tied going back to The Town.
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Drake and Future are two different sides of the same coin, been trying to tell people lol
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We joke on here but that man is an actual terrorist, i ain’t never heard no shit like that💀
As to how I woulda just.. chip off. LMAOOOO dawg.
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“Here at ____ diversity is very important to us.”
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Bruh they are literally trashing the Capitol and said we were the devil for looting a Walmart.
UPDATE: Trump supporters have breached the U.S. Capitol building. More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv
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Seeing black people say they wouldn’t date black people is so wildly stupid to me, like just shut up.
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This is literally how you feel when you stand up at el Rey
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Homecoming rules: 1. Drink water 2. Don't drink&drive 3. No means no Everything else fair game
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You can find her not funny without disrespecting her
The fact she is on tour with them is insane... Who she fucking? 🤔🤔🤔 Yes that's that loud mouth annoying broad that only loud mouth annoying broads think is funny...
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Kanye is now the very person he said he wouldn’t become on College Dropout.
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Idc if you like her or not. A black woman was just chosen as a VP candidate man, this is history. I love to see it and this is a much needed positive step in politics.
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If I ever post some shit like this know that I’m being held against my will
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Confessions went Diamond, one of the best R&B albums in history. Y’all say anything. 💀
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Then that ain’t my soulmate tf lmao
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If yall #WriteInBernie it will split the Democratic vote.. Meaning #TrumpWillWin . I wanted Bernie to win but we gotta let it go.
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I ain’t never heard white people say damn man I’m tired of hearing about the Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
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For Cersei and the Night King to have been the last two big antagonists standing in the show both of their deaths were severely underwhelming.
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Imagine a bunch of racists getting the ass whooping of a lifetime
Imagine a KKK rally at Howard
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On everything I love if Howard University ever ends up in the top 25 rankings of college basketball y’all will never hear the end of it.
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They removed her name but she already got the check 😂🤷🏽‍♂️
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1. Y’all reached hard af. Shorty kissing her man after a huge moment. 2. Jesus
Isaiah Simmons’ girlfriend doing her best to remind him she was there before he was rich.
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Howard university is on the world stage today, you better recognize
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Me walking into Canada
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As if you dropping these mid tapes wasn’t enough..
Ima let y’all finish.... But you got me fucked up you think I ain’t voting for Ye. 🇺🇸
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I want Meg to realize that she doesn’t owe us a damn thing, take that time to heal.
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Malia Obama missing the DNC is bigger news than common sense missing the RNC.
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The drunk stuff you post on your story really does make you cringe the next day
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Brandy: "our songs sound good together huh?" Monica "........" *nods
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Only real music is gonna last, all that other shit is here today and gone tomorrrrroooooooo
.@Adele's 30 outsells all other 2021 albums in the U.S. in three days. thefader.com/2021/11/23/adel…
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Now we understand why these words were chosen for Joe Budden
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Replying to @shelbyyyland
That sounds perfect
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Billy Ray Cyrus leaving the booth
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Small purchases for my apartment make me hella happy now. Is this really what becoming an adult is? Lol
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The fact that he dropped this and Thriller back to back is really nuts bruh.
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I just want y’all to date people that fit whatever standards you set for yourself so everyone can shut up on here.
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HUHC is falling in love at first sight 5 times per hour.
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I’m still mad at Drake for not putting Girls Love Beyonce on NWTS
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Brunch me is the best version of myself. Champagne will help me look at those messages and be like “I meant it all”
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I will say this is literally one of the mos trill shots I’ve ever seen.
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Ever forget to code switch at work? I told my older coworker you know the vibes and he was like ...what are you talking about💀
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Of 2021? It’s possible.
Guys,do Yal think covid will be over by December?🤣
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Her stylist ain’t missed in bout 2 years
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My "okay" game during arguments is so strong. I be so over it.
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So wait.. last four years Howard got: Diddy, My President, Kamala Harris, and Chadwick Boseman? There ain’t no comparison.
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I wouldn’t even put them in the same lane tbh
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Me: you know he went to Howard?
* Chadwick Boseman doing anything Me: THAT’S BLACK PANTHER
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Drake should do a Side A vs Side B verzuz against himself
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"4 more years" POTUS-"I can't do that"
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Not liking The Office is a character flaw. Idc if you disagree cause that means you’re one of the flawed.
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I know how serious this situation is, but damn bruh do you know what I’d have given to be in college with online classes for weeks?! 😭
BREAKING: As of Monday, March 23 Howard will transition to online classes. Dormitories will remain open.
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